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95>You just listen to what she says
96>And then you say something appropriate in response.
97>To what end?
98>Hi... again.
99>Hi.
100>Anyway...
101>We brought home indian food.
8>Agreed. what's your point?
9>There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
10>-excuse me. -hang on.
11>One across is "aegean."
12>Eight down is "nabokov."
90>That's the beauty of it.
91>I'm gonna invite her over.
92>We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
93>Chat? we don't chat. at least not offline.
94>It's not difficult.
23>-we'll be right back. -take your time.
24>I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
25>Oh,wait.
26>Leonard,I don't think I can do this.
27>What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.
41>-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't.
42>Well,what do you want to do?
43>I want to leave.
44>What's the protocol for leaving?
45>I don't know... I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
4>If it's unobserved,it will.
5>However,if it's observed after it's left the plane
6>But before it hits its target,
7>it won't have gone through both slits.
55>No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12
56>My father broke his clavicle.
57>Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
58>No. that was a result of my work with lasers.
17>Haiti.
18>-can I help you? -yes.
19>Is this the high-iq sperm bank?
20>If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here.
21>I think this is the place.
22>-fill these out. -thank you.
127>Yeah.
128>-this is really impressive. -i have a board.
129>If you like boards,this is my board.
130>Holy smokes.
131>If by "holy smokes",you mean
132>A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff
37>But there's some poor woman
38>who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
39>What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use
40>An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
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天才也性感第1季第1集
1>So if a photon is directed through a plane
2>with two slits in it and either slit is observed,
3>it will not go through both slits.
32>Who hostesses at fuddruckers.
33>Sheldon,this was your idea.
34>A little extra money to get
35>fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.
36>I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.
28>No. we are committing genetic fraud.
29>There's no guarantee that our sperm
30>is going to generate high-iqOffspring.
31>Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix
46>Let's try just walking out.
47>-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.
48>Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
49>No.
50>You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
121>-leonard,did you do this? -actually,that's my work.
122>Yeah. well,it's just some quantum mechanics
123>With a little string theory doodling around the edges.
116>Today we tried masturbating for money.
117>Okay,make yourself at home.
118>Thank you.
119>You're very welcome.
120>This looks like some serious stuff.
106>Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you
107>That,you know,a clean colon is just...
108>One less thing to worry about.
109>I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,
13>26 across is "mcm."
14>14 down is... move your finger...
15>"phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince"
16>See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."
70>Okay,well...
71>Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.
72>-leonard. sheldon. -hi.
73>Well...
74>Welcome to the building.
75>Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.
76>Great.
77>-well... bye. -bye.
78>Should we have invited her for lunch?
79>No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
80>We already watched the season two dvds.
51>Not really.
52>If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,
53>-most people will trip. -i don't care.
54>Two milli... that doesn't seem right.
102>And...
103>I know that moving can be stressful,
104>And I find that when I'm undergoing stress,
105>That good food and company can have a comforting effect.
133>You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
134>-what? -come on.
135>Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?
124>That part there,that's just a joke.
125>It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
126>So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.
85>And that was wrong of us.
86>We need to widen our circle.
87>I have a very wide circle.
88>I have 212 friends on myspace.
89>Yes,and you've never met one of them.
65>We don't mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.
66>Oh,that's nice.
67>We don't live together. I mean...
68>We live together,
69>But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.
136>At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions
59>New neighbor?
60>Evidently.
61>Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
62>200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
63>Yes,she is.
64>-oh,hi. -hi.
81>Not with commentary.
82>I think we should be good neighbors
83>And invite her over,make her feel welcome.
84>We never invited louie-slash-louise over.
110>You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
111>You're inviting me over to eat?
112>Yes.
113>Oh,that's so nice. ILeabharlann Baidud love to.
114>Great.
115>So,what do you guys do for fun around here?
96>And then you say something appropriate in response.
97>To what end?
98>Hi... again.
99>Hi.
100>Anyway...
101>We brought home indian food.
8>Agreed. what's your point?
9>There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
10>-excuse me. -hang on.
11>One across is "aegean."
12>Eight down is "nabokov."
90>That's the beauty of it.
91>I'm gonna invite her over.
92>We'll have a nice meal and... chat.
93>Chat? we don't chat. at least not offline.
94>It's not difficult.
23>-we'll be right back. -take your time.
24>I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
25>Oh,wait.
26>Leonard,I don't think I can do this.
27>What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.
41>-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't.
42>Well,what do you want to do?
43>I want to leave.
44>What's the protocol for leaving?
45>I don't know... I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
4>If it's unobserved,it will.
5>However,if it's observed after it's left the plane
6>But before it hits its target,
7>it won't have gone through both slits.
55>No,it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12
56>My father broke his clavicle.
57>Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
58>No. that was a result of my work with lasers.
17>Haiti.
18>-can I help you? -yes.
19>Is this the high-iq sperm bank?
20>If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here.
21>I think this is the place.
22>-fill these out. -thank you.
127>Yeah.
128>-this is really impressive. -i have a board.
129>If you like boards,this is my board.
130>Holy smokes.
131>If by "holy smokes",you mean
132>A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff
37>But there's some poor woman
38>who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
39>What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use
40>An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
52en.me提醒：版权归原字幕组所有，仅供学习交流使用
天才也性感第1季第1集
1>So if a photon is directed through a plane
2>with two slits in it and either slit is observed,
3>it will not go through both slits.
32>Who hostesses at fuddruckers.
33>Sheldon,this was your idea.
34>A little extra money to get
35>fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.
36>I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.
28>No. we are committing genetic fraud.
29>There's no guarantee that our sperm
30>is going to generate high-iqOffspring.
31>Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix
46>Let's try just walking out.
47>-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.
48>Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
49>No.
50>You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
121>-leonard,did you do this? -actually,that's my work.
122>Yeah. well,it's just some quantum mechanics
123>With a little string theory doodling around the edges.
116>Today we tried masturbating for money.
117>Okay,make yourself at home.
118>Thank you.
119>You're very welcome.
120>This looks like some serious stuff.
106>Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't have to tell you
107>That,you know,a clean colon is just...
108>One less thing to worry about.
109>I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,
13>26 across is "mcm."
14>14 down is... move your finger...
15>"phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince"
16>See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."
70>Okay,well...
71>Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.
72>-leonard. sheldon. -hi.
73>Well...
74>Welcome to the building.
75>Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime.
76>Great.
77>-well... bye. -bye.
78>Should we have invited her for lunch?
79>No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
80>We already watched the season two dvds.
51>Not really.
52>If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,
53>-most people will trip. -i don't care.
54>Two milli... that doesn't seem right.
102>And...
103>I know that moving can be stressful,
104>And I find that when I'm undergoing stress,
105>That good food and company can have a comforting effect.
133>You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
134>-what? -come on.
135>Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?
124>That part there,that's just a joke.
125>It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
126>So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.
85>And that was wrong of us.
86>We need to widen our circle.
87>I have a very wide circle.
88>I have 212 friends on myspace.
89>Yes,and you've never met one of them.
65>We don't mean to interrupt. we live across the hall.
66>Oh,that's nice.
67>We don't live together. I mean...
68>We live together,
69>But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.
136>At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions
59>New neighbor?
60>Evidently.
61>Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
62>200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
63>Yes,she is.
64>-oh,hi. -hi.
81>Not with commentary.
82>I think we should be good neighbors
83>And invite her over,make her feel welcome.
84>We never invited louie-slash-louise over.
110>You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
111>You're inviting me over to eat?
112>Yes.
113>Oh,that's so nice. ILeabharlann Baidud love to.
114>Great.
115>So,what do you guys do for fun around here?