搞笑英文翻译.
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搞笑英文翻译
在北京工作时有一次去了东三环边的“辣婆婆酒家”,里面的菜以川菜为主,菜的味道确实不错。因为地点靠近北京的使馆区,为了方便老外,所以附近的酒店的菜单一般都配有英文说明。
因为我们公司是印度独资企业,印度人的口味也挺重的。第一次带他们到川菜馆用餐,我点了几个有代表性的菜:
干炒童子鸡: Fuck take chicken without sexual life
夫妻的肺片:Man and wife lung slice
干锅鱼头:Fuck pan with a fat fish head
麻婆豆腐:Beancurd made by a pockmarked woman
主食是驴打滚:Rolling donkey
酒水是长城干红:Great wall fuck red
同去的老印的英文已经很难听懂了,可要为他们解释这个菜单上的英文说明,实在是难为我了,越说越复杂,越说越不明白,最后我只能说: Let we see see they give we what food。吃完后老外才知道原来中国的厨艺那么好,他们只说了一句: Chinese food is very good, the restaurant menu is
so so .
中国人学英语学了200多年了,现在究竟是中国人在影响英语的语法和词组,还是英语在改变中国的汉语?据报到今年8月,美国“全球语言监督”机构发布的报告称,上世纪30年代逐字翻译的中式英语Long time no see(很久不见已经进入英语的标准词组。而今天中国2.5亿的英语学习者,正在让国际英语经历前所未有的中国式英语的强烈冲击。
有兴趣的话你可以试着互译下面的句子,留在我的评论里即可,在下先在此谢谢了。
Y ou Give Me Stop!
你给我站住!
Let me see see !
让我瞧瞧!
we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁啊?
how are you ?how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up!
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏,无事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken, mouse' son can make hole!! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子打地洞
American Chinese not enough
美中不足
one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die.
车祸现场描述
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
小强:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小强:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小强:I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no ;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
I call Li old big. toyear 40.
我叫李老大,今年40。
you have two down son。
你有两下子。
as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸.
老外:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“Y ou have what thing?”
老外:“Can you speak English?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外:“Can anybody else speak English?”
前台小姐:“Y ou yourself look.All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, again wait, if you not wait, you can go!”
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on
earth have what thing?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not here. Y ou can tomorrow come!”
九阳神功nine man’’s power (九个男子的力量