爱情公寓英语搞笑片段

爱情公寓第二季第四集知识竞赛后半部分
悠悠：Three guns team first! Just a friendly reminder for you, the following question are wild! (出示红牌)
First, what animal can stick itself on the wall?
子乔：gekko
小贤：spider
关谷神奇：see, haven’t you found the pattern? If the right answer is gekko
,will she looks like that?(悠悠斜眼笑)
关谷神奇：（自信）it is seal
悠悠：Correct
小贤：Se~al?
关谷：When I used to learn Chinese at first ,I usually confuse seals and poster.
悠悠：The second question a turtle built a house and got into it. Guess a health product.
子乔：盖中盖
悠悠：Right
Now that turtle built a new house and got into it . guess another health product .
子乔：New 盖中盖
悠悠：Correct. The same turtle built another house again and got into it . guess a product.
关谷：Let me answer it. New new 盖中盖
子乔打关谷）
小贤：There’s no such health product.
悠悠：It is already no time.
子乔：Let me think. let me think. I got it.巨能钙
悠悠：Totally right.
(三人欢呼)
Next question
悠悠：Yi fei has broken something in highschool. But she was really happy. What is that?
(三人静止)
小贤：You sure you want me to say that ?
子乔：You sure in highschool?
(一菲咬牙切齿)
子乔：You say that.
(小贤对悠悠耳语)
悠悠：Absoluately not! It is her 800 running record! Wrong deduct one score and you get a warning.
Time’s up!
悠悠：Now is you turn yi fei
Something when you talk about it. It is so close to you , but when you need it you can’t see and find it at all.
一菲：Relevant department.
悠悠：Right .where can you see the sign: a small step forward means a big step in civilization.
一菲：What is that . I have never heard about it.
Eh…. I don’t know how to remind you.
一菲：(一菲对三枪队说) do you guys know that?
子乔：All real men know that .
小贤：Just give it up
一菲：靠~pass next one
悠悠：There are 26 letters is ET left then how many letters are there remaining? 一菲：24
悠悠：I will give you a second chance
(三枪队抗议，悠悠制止)
一菲：Wait I know that .it is 21, because ET drove UFO away.
悠悠：Totally right . next question
关顾神奇：has something longer than anyother boys’ here. What is that? (小贤子乔相识震惊)
一菲：e…..
悠悠This question is really easy!
一菲：Eh…..
(小贤拍关谷大腿，关谷害羞笑)
一菲：Give me some tips
悠悠：It is longer than 小贤‘s and 子乔‘s 张伟‘s is the shortest.
一菲：How can I know that?
悠悠：You know that .you have seen it!
(三人一菲震惊)
Just speak it out.
一菲：I don’t know how to say.
悠悠：Three two one .time’s up.
It is name. it is name.
(三人大喊关谷神奇)。