许仙白娘子英文话剧

F: I am Fa Hai, My responsibility is to maintain world peace
X: Good man is Xu Xian, Xu Xian is me! I am a normal human, but I’d like to play with snake.
B: I am Bai Suzhen everyone else in the world knows! One thousand years ago, I am a snake, but I am so motivated! Now, you see, I am so beautiful and tender that everyone is obsessed with me! Believe that everyone can see me every summer and winter vacations!
F: This is….
Q: I’m Xiao Qing.
F: oh, powerful monster! Today, I should take out my really ability.
F:(举起紫金箔) Bai Suzhen, you dare to fall in love with human, today is your death!
B: Please let off us,we are truly in love.
F: No way,human and monster can't be together.
X: No problem, I don’t care she is a monster. I like snake.
F: No way, I will take you in my “zi jin bei(紫金杯)”.
B: That word is read “bo”, OK?The dictionary is write clearly.
Q: oh, I though it is read “zi jin ben(紫金本)”.
X: I thought it is read “zi jin ti(紫金体)”. How ashamed!
Q and X: Sister/Honey is worthy of practicing for one thousand years. Very knowledgeable!
F: Oh, no, it is terrible without knowledge. It's not important. Bai suzhen,
look.
(Congratulations, it’s a boy)
Q: It’s a boy, It’s a boy.
X: wife, you’re so great. I will be a father. I have a baby!
B: Oh, honey, you are so great, too! Without you without the baby.
F: Be quiet, that doe sn’t count. Bai Suzhen, do you dare to answer when I call you name?
B:No, I don’t
X: When somebody call you, you don’t answer. It’s impolite
B：Yes, but my full name is”……………”
F: …, I can’t remember it at all.
F:Xiaoqing, do you dare to answer when I call you name?
Q: Yes, but my full name is”……………”
F: I can’t remember too. Xu Xian, do you dare to answer when I call you name?
X: Yes, my name is Xu Xian, but I’m not a monster.
F:Oh, no,(扔紫金钵) Bai Suzhen, that doesn't count. Look at my cassock. It is open the light by Buddha. It is a ultimate magic weapon. If I read the incantation, you will not to live. Heng, go to die! (扔袈裟，袈裟砸在自己头上) （众人松了一口气）
F: Go to die.(扔袈裟)Oh, no, (将袈裟扔在地上)
B: How terrible!（白素贞）Honey I am afraid!
X: Honey, Don’t be afraid! It’s on me!
B/Q/X: (集体打哈欠)It so so！
X: Honey, Are you OK? We go home to rest, honey is a pregnant!（转身要走）
F: Bai Suzhen, that doesn't count. Look at my ultimate magic weapon. If I read the incantation, you will not to live.
Q:Damn monk, You can take out of all your weapon as soon as possible！F: heng, You…she, she… girl …. Hm, I don’t know this word, Who is good at English? Please help me.
B: Maybe I can .
念经中，小青痛不欲生…
Q：Sister, I am very painful, please stop reading. Sister, sister….
X: (无奈，来回跑)Don’t read.
Q: Sister, sister, stop reading, I dare not seduce brother-in-law.
(全体呆住)
Q：Sister,don't blame me for not handout spirit.Brother-in-law is too charming.
X: Honey, please listen to me…. 下，法海唱….。