中英文征婚幽默语录
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中英文征婚幽默语录
1、明月几时有,把酒问青天,欲穷千里目,更上一层楼。
一个好男人,岁,文学青年,在扫盲班时就已成绩优异,加上错别字总共会读会写余字,现觅与我有相同爱好之女文学青年,一同风花雪月,梅花三弄,有朋自远方来,不亦乐乎。
When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky, want to be poor, and go to a higher level. A good man, old, literary youth, in the literacy class has already achieved excellent results, plus typos can read and write the rest of the words, now looking for a female literary youth who has the same hobbies as me, together with the wind and snow, plum blossoms three lanes, there are friends from afar, not happy.
2、本人王本山,今年二十三,已到发情期,欲把恋来谈。
工作在酒店,每天当领班,工资二千五,模样较一般,住房有一套,不用愁借钱,想寻一美女,终身来做伴。
I Wang Benshan, twenty-three this year, have reached the estrus period and want to talk about love. Work in the hotel, be a foreman every day, the salary is two thousand and five, the appearance is more general, there is a set of housing, do not have to worry about borrowing money, want to find a beautiful woman, lifelong companionship.
3、小女子正值妙龄,小脸蛋长得水灵,小身材玉立婷婷,小声音响如叮铃,小小年纪已动芳心,小小人儿萌萌花情,征婚要求:小伙子模样像明星,小身板均匀还有型,征婚语:小情侣牵手花厅,小夫妻结发远行。
The little girl is in the wonderful age, the small face looks like a water spirit, the small figure is jade Li Tingting, the whispering sound is like a jingle bell, the little age has moved the heart, the little person is cute and cute, the marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, the small body is even and stylish, the marriage language: the small couple holds hands in the flower hall, the small couple goes far.
4、小伙儿特别帅,百元大钞装口袋,今日上网来征婚,谁人有缘把我跟。
The young man is particularly handsome, a hundred yuan bill pocket, today on the Internet to solicit marriage, who has the opportunity to follow me.
5、身材五大三粗,脸盘圆圆呼呼,走路艰难好似上树,找个女伴相搀相扶,吃饭要求大滋大补,睡觉好像还打呼噜,看我圆圆的大肚,跟着我绝不会受苦,日子过的舒舒服服,赛过别人家的小猪。
Five big and three thick figures, round face whirring, walking hard like going up a tree, finding a female companion
to support each other, eating to ask for a big supplement, sleeping seems to be snoring, look at my round belly, follow me will never suffer, the comfort of life, race through other people's piglets.
6、天空是蓝的,海水是咸的,街上的情侣是让人眼馋的。
人是
平常的,心是善良的,没对象的生活是遭人嫌的。
今日征婚:哪个女子是好心肠的,心甘情愿做哥新娘的。
The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the couples on the street are eye-watering. People are ordinary, their hearts are good, and their lives without objects are hated. Marriage today: Which woman is kind and willing to be a brother bride.
7、我是某大学学生,条件优越是我认识女孩子的先决,所以特
地呈上简历希望有意女生可以做本人的女友!
I am a college student, the conditions are superior is my predetermined understanding of girls, so I specially submitted
a resume hoping that the intended girl can be my girlfriend!
8、裸婚时代,没钱,没车,没房,要得就是裸婚,让我们把裸
婚流行下去!
In the era of naked marriage, there is no money, no car, no house, it is necessary to marry naked, let us make naked marriage popular!
9、小女今年芳龄二十八,模样恰似一朵花,纤纤细腰柳叶眉,樱桃小嘴丹凤眼,阿娜多姿赛西施。
今诚寻觅有缘人,携手共建爱家园。
The little girl is twenty-eight years old this year, looks exactly like a flower, slender waist willow leaf eyebrows, cherry small mouth Dan phoenix eyes, Ana Duozi Sai Xi Shi. Sincerely looking for people with good fortune, we will work together to build a loving homeland.
10、今日征婚我报道,脾气温和不暴躁,闲妻良母能做到,权利义务分得好:你挣钱来我管钞,你做家务我跳操,丈母娘家你要跑,全当替我尽孝道,说东你不许西跑,花钱你要立刻掏,不能条条都做到,休想电话能要到!
Today's marriage I reported, temper temper gentle and not grumpy, idle wife and good mother can do, rights and obligations are well divided: you earn money to manage money, you do housework I jump exercise, mother-in-law's mother-in-law's house you want to run, all for me to do filial piety, say east you are not allowed to run west, spend money you have to pay immediately, can not do everything, do not think that the phone can arrive!。