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[00:01.68]Twenty-seven dresses. You gotta be kidding me.
[00:04.74]
[00:04.85]I don't get it. All right. You- You do the thing, you have the dress.
[00:08.05]
[00:08.15]Just throw it out. That's a huge closet.
[00:10.55]
[00:10.66]You live in New York. You cannot be eating up space like that.
[00:12.75]
[00:12.86]Strange as it sounds, I've had some really good times in those dresses.
[00:16.06]
[00:16.16]- Weird as that may be. - I don't believe you.
[00:18.19]
[00:18.30]I don't care if somebody wants me to wear a funny dress:
[00:20.70]
[00:20.80]- It's their day, not mine. - God bless you.
[00:23.50]
[00:23.60]And if supporting them when they get married means: : :
[00:26.16]
[00:26.27]Snowshoeing to a mountaintop in the Alps or...
[00:28.57]
[00:28.67]- helping to caulk a fountain for some swans, then- - You actually did that?
[00:32.37]
[00:32.48]Oh, I'm a really, very good caulker.
[00:36.35]
[00:38.88]- Likes caulk. - [Laughing]
[00:41.91]
[00:42.02]All right. But come on. Seriously.
[00:44.08]
[00:44.19]I mean, how much time do you spend doing this for other people?
[00:46.78]
[00:46.89]What about-What about you? You don't have any needs?
[00:48.92]
[00:49.03]No, I don't. I'm Jesus.
[00:51.43]
[00:51.53][Chuckles]
[00:53.02]
[00:54.17]Someday- God knows when- But someday...
[00:57.69]
[00:57.80]it'll be my day.
[00:59.70]
[00:59.81]And then all those people will be there for me: So-
[01:02.50]
[01:02.61]- [Sighs] That is if I ever- - [Shutter Clicks]
[01:04.77]
[01:04.88]Sorry.
[01:07.18]
[01:13.39]You don't get it.
[01:15.29]
[01:15.39]That's fine: Why would you?
[01:17.32]
[01:42.41][Knocking]
[01:44.58]
[01:46.42]Hey. I need your registry list.
[01:48.72]
[01:48.82]I thought you were gonna wait downstairs.
[01:51.25]
[01:51.36][Singing]
[01:54.81]
[01:54.93]What is that?
[01:56.92]
[01:57.03]- George is in Telluride. Who's in here? - No one.
[01:59.50]
[01:59.60]- Let's talk in the hall. - Tess.
[02:00.86]
[02:00.97]- Jane- - [Continues]
[02:03.46]
[02:03.57]He was looking for a part-time job.
[02:05.63]
[02:05.74]He's... cleaning the apartment.
[02:08.64]
[02:08.74]- Oh, boy - [Tess] Look, don't tell George:
[02:10.67]
[02:10.78]It's Redro and my little secret, okay?
[02:12.68]
[02:12.78]I don't really know what I'm doing
[02:15.94]
[02:16.05]Kevin!
[02:17.71]
[02:17.82]That bridesmaid story- what do you have so far?
[02:20.44]
[02:20.55]Uh, it's a little rough. I'm still workin' on it.
[02:23.32]
[02:23.42]- I want to see it. - I'm not even-
[02:25.39]
[02:25.49]- Right now. E-mail it. - It's not-

I'm not finished with it: It's not done:
[02:30.79]
[02:38.77][Jane] Can you go away, please? I did not invite you:
[02:41.00]
[02:41.11]Well, luckily Tess did. When I cover a wedding, I gotta see every aspect.
[02:45.63]
[02:45.74]You know, your sister wants so many presents from so many stores...
[02:48.37]
[02:48.48]that she physically cannot register for them all herself.
[02:50.71]
[02:50.82]- She's pressed for time. It's a short engagement. - [Beeping]
[02:53.72]
[02:53.82]Good God. Another one?
[02:55.88]
[02:55.99]To you, it's just another casserole dish.
[02:57.89]
[02:57.99]To Tess, it's the pot she's gonna cook my mother's Christmas roast in.
[03:00.58]
[03:00.69]Oh, Tess cooks?
[03:03.16]
[03:03.26]All right. Well, I'm gonna cook it. But Tess will be there...
[03:05.63]
[03:05.73]with George.
[03:07.63]
[03:07.73]- And this isn't just another "vahze." - Vase.
[03:09.76]
[03:09.87]This is the "vahze" that Tess will get out...
[03:12.46]
[03:12.57]when George brings home flowers, just because he felt like it.
[03:16.30]
[03:16.41]I see. And this-
[03:18.60]
[03:18.71]this is the rooster-shaped umbrella holder that will hold all of George's umbrellas.
[03:23.51]
[03:23.62]Fine. Be a jerk.
[03:26.11]
[03:26.22]All I'm saying is that this isn't just stuff.
[03:29.19]
[03:29.29]- These are the things that make up a life together: - No.
[03:31.52]
[03:31.62]This is the useless crap that the 70-billion-dollar-a-year wedding industry...
[03:35.35]
[03:35.46]has convinced us all that we have to have or we won't be happy.
[03:38.22]
[03:38.33]You know what I think? I think that all your statistics and theories: : :
[03:41.63]
[03:41.73]Are just a smoke screen.
[03:43.76]
[03:43.87]- Oh, really? For what? - Your little secret-whatever it is.
[03:47.27]
[03:47.37]Your parents got divorced. You haven't found the right girl.
[03:50.27]
[03:50.38]- You're afraid you never will. - Mm-hmm.
[03:52.64]
[03:52.74]And I think you love weddings so much...
[03:54.64]
[03:54.75]because you'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own.
[03:58.58]
[03:58.68]You're right. Know why? Because weddings are the perfect place to forget about being single.
[04:02.08]
[04:02.19]I think you want a wedding- not a marriage, a wedding.
[04:04.71]
[04:04.82]What is your problem?
[04:07.42]
[04:07.53]Did you have your own fancy wedding and your wife left you or something?
[04:10.65]
[04:11.90]Bingo.
[04:13.27]
[04:13.27]Bingo.
[04:14.13]
[04:14.23]What?
[04:16.13]
[04:16.23]With my roommate from college, by the way.
[04:18.13]
[04:18.24]So I think you get an extra bingo for that.
[04:20.30]
[04:22.37]Oh, shit. Kevin, I'm-
[04:25.40]
[04:25.51]I'm so sorry. It was just- It was a guess.
[04:27.98]
[04:28.08]It was a good one:
[04:29.98]
[04:30.08]For someone who has no insight whatsoever into herself...
[04:32.92]
[04:33.

02]you nailed me right on the head.
[04:34.92]
[04:36.69]Want to fiind the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
[04:39.49]
[04:39.59][Chuckles]
[04:42.69]
[04:42.79]Let's do it.
[04:44.69]
[04:54.91]Wow.
[04:56.81]
[04:56.91]- I told you I was not done with it yet. - No, it's good:
[04:59.54]
[04:59.64]I meant, "Wow, it's actually decent."
[05:01.84]
[05:01.95]I have to admit, I was shocked: : :
[05:04.64]
[05:04.75]But, uh, it's smart and, uh, biting: : :
[05:08.52]
[05:08.62]And actually entertaining as hell.
[05:10.52]
[05:10.62]- Well, thank you. - You really nailed this girl:
[05:13.61]
[05:13.73]We're running it Sunday, front page of the section:
[05:17.56]
[05:17.66]Um, here is where you jump up and down with gratitude.
[05:21.00]
[05:21.10]Oh- No, no, no, no. I just-
[05:24.16]
[05:24.27]I just don't think it's perfect yet. I really want to get this right.
[05:27.07]
[05:27.17]- We should just hold it a week. - Wait. You've been begging me for months...
[05:30.01]
[05:30.11]and now you want me to hold the story so you can move some commas around?
[05:33.31]
[05:33.41]I don't know. Now that I'm in it, she's more than just this perpetual bridesmaid.
[05:36.47]
[05:36.58]You know, I don't know. There's- There's a lot more to her than that.
[05:39.71]
[05:39.82]Huh: If I didn't know you any better: : :
[05:42.12]
[05:42.22]I would say that you'd developed a little crush.
[05:44.88]
[05:44.99]Very funny. Look, I know I can make it better.
[05:47.75]
[05:47.86]- It's good the way it is. - Will you just give me a week? Just a week.
[05:51.32]
[05:51.43][Sighs] Fine. Get out.
[05:54.33]
[06:00.07]- Hi. - Oh, hey. Thank you for coming on such short notice.
[06:02.94]
[06:03.04]Oh, it's no problem. I'm happy to help.
[06:05.84]
[06:05.94]And I have more experience eating than Tess does, so you're in good hands.
[06:08.81]
[06:08.91]Now, we've planned your wedding dinner to your exact specifiications.
[06:12.41]
[06:21.26]- Jane's phone. - Tess?
[06:23.52]
[06:23.63]- Hey, it's Kevin. - Hey! How is the article coming?
[06:26.76]
[06:26.87]Uh, I think it's gonna be a great piece. I think you'll be very happy.
[06:30.27]
[06:30.37]- I can't wait. - Hey, listen. Any chance you know whereJane is?
[06:33.80]
[06:33.91]Yeah, you know, the thing that I like about Tess is there's no bullshit.
[06:37.67]
[06:37.78]You know, she's not afraid to be herself.
[06:40.47]
[06:42.41]George, about Tess- There's something that I want to say.
[06:46.04]
[06:46.15]- Um- - What?
[06:49.88]
[06:52.76]I'm just so happy for you, that you found what you were looking for.
[06:56.12]
[06:56.23]All right. So what's your favorite part...
[06:59.29]
[06:59.40]of a wedding?
[07:00.73]
[07:00.83]Oh, that's easy.
[07:02.86]
[07:02.97]You know when the music starts and the bride makes her big entrance...
[07:05.53]
[07:05.64]and everybody turns t

o look at her?
[07:07.10]
[07:07.21]That's when I look at the groom. 'Cause his face says it all.
[07:09.97]
[07:10.08]You know, the pure love there.
[07:13.31]
[07:13.41]That's why I go.
[07:15.50]
[07:15.61]Okay. So when you get married and you make your entrance...
[07:18.48]
[07:18.58]I have full permission to look at the groom?
[07:20.48]
[07:20.59]Yes. Please do. Please make sure the poor sucker is still standing there.
[07:25.82]
[07:25.92][George] Are you kidding me? Some guy would be lucky to have you:
[07:29.38]
[07:29.49]And the way that you attacked that tomatillo before- Who could resist that?
[07:33.36]
[07:33.47]Very sexy.
[07:35.59]
[07:35.70][Jane Laughing]
[07:38.67]
[07:42.61][George] Doyle?
[07:44.77]
[07:47.61]- Hey. - [George] Hey:
[07:49.51]
[07:51.22]What are you doing here?
[07:53.31]
[07:53.42]Are you guys picking out the wedding meal?
[07:56.68]
[07:56.79]- Where's Tess? - She's... getting her hair done.
[08:00.69]
[08:01.79]- I'm just helping out. - Mm-hmm.
[08:03.89]
[08:04.00]We're heading up to Rhinebeck to pick out some linens from an antique store.
[08:06.93]
[08:07.03]Yeah, we really should go, because Tess and I have dinner with my parents:
[08:09.83]
[08:09.93]- Well, why don't I just go with you? - What? No. No. That's okay.
[08:13.39]
[08:13.51]Um, I can get you back on time. I got my dad's Volvo, and that thing books.
[08:17.20]
[08:17.31]All right, look. I really don't mind. It's totally fiine.
[08:19.30]
[08:19.41]I got a couple more questions to ask you anyway for the article.
[08:22.14]
[08:22.25]Which I'd be happy to answer, by phone or e-mail.
[08:24.84]
[08:24.95]If you wouldn't mind, that would be a great help:
[08:27.21]
[08:27.32]I don't mind at all. I insist.
[08:29.55]
[08:29.65][Rain Falling, Thunder Rumbling]
[08:33.52]
[08:33.63]It was like a lightbulb. The second I saw you mooning at him over polenta.
[08:38.09]
[08:38.20]Of course you're upset. You're planning your sister's wedding...
[08:40.22]
[08:40.33]to the man that you're in love with.
[08:42.23]
[08:42.33]You're stuck in this creepy little love triangle...
[08:44.63]
[08:44.74]and all the while, you're about one monogrammed party favor away from blowing your brains out.
[08:47.93]
[08:48.04][Jane] That is ridiculous:
[08:49.87]
[08:49.97]Oh, come on. Course you can't tell him because you're NiceJane, you're SweetJane.
[08:52.94]
[08:53.04]You don't know what you're talking about, okay?
[08:55.07]
[08:55.18]He's my boss. She's my sister. I am thrilled to be planning their wedding- tickled even.
[08:59.28]
[08:59.38]Like I have been for every wedding that I've been a part of.
[09:02.11]
[09:02.22]But you can't understand that because you're-
[09:05.12]
[09:05.22]you're mean... and dark and cynical.
[09:07.95]
[09:08.06]And, well, that's your problem, pal, not mine.
[09:10.46]
[09:10.56]- "Ral"? "Ral"? - Yeah. Uh-huh.

[09:12.03]
[09:12.13]"Hey, pal. Pal." This is bad. You're calling me "pal."
[09:15.03]
[09:15.13]Oh, will you just be quiet?
[09:17.03]
[09:18.84]Look, I get it. You're mad. I just ruined the whole afternoon...
[09:21.77]
[09:21.87]of you pining over somebody that you'll never, ever have.
[09:24.03]
[09:24.14]Stop it! Just stop.
[09:26.54]
[09:28.21]Okay. Would you slow down just a little bit so I can read this sign?
[09:31.27]
[09:31.38][Engine Revs]
[09:32.61]
[09:32.72]Okay. My Spidey vision's not working so good.
[09:35.21]
[09:35.32]- Do you think you could slow down just a little bit? - Would you leave me alone!
[09:38.55]
[09:38.66][Tires Squealing]
[09:40.95]
[09:41.06]Seriously. Crazy Lady, we're gonna hydroplane. Slow down.
[09:43.39]
[09:43.50]Come on. We are not gonna hydroplane.
[09:45.22]
[09:45.33]- [Tires Squealing] - Whoa!
[09:47.36]
[09:47.47]Whoa! We're hydroplaning. We're hydroplaning!
[09:50.16]
[09:51.54][Both Screaming]
[09:53.66]
[09:53.77][Screams] We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
[09:56.47]
[09:56.57]We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
[09:58.80]
[09:58.91][Gasps]
[10:00.94]
[10:04.25]Don't say anything.
[10:06.51]
[10:10.59][Engine Revving, Tires Skidding]
[10:12.72]
[10:22.37]- You got anything? - No.
[10:24.27]
[10:29.04]- Uh- - I said don't! Nothing.
[10:31.87]
[10:33.88]- [Blues On Jukebox] - [Thunder Rumbling]
[10:36.35]
[10:46.96]Excuse me. Uh, your pay phone's dead.
[10:49.52]
[10:49.63]Nice work. You're like one of those guys on C: S: L:
[10:52.29]
[10:53.63]Uh, any chance we could use your phone?
[10:55.93]
[10:56.03]Could I get a scotch, three fiingers, no ice, please?
[10:58.03]
[10:58.14]- What are you doing? - Well, it's late...
[11:00.40]
[11:00.51]we're not getting a tow, and we're in East Deliverance, New York.
[11:04.50]
[11:04.61]I'm gonna have a drink.
[11:06.51]
[11:08.81]Come on. There's nobody you can help right now.
[11:10.71]
[11:10.82]Why don't you just sit down, relax, have a drink? It's been a long day.
[11:14.41]
[11:14.52]Here you go.
[11:16.32]
[11:18.19]Fine.
[11:20.09]
[11:21.29]Just one!
[11:23.89]
[11:25.10]- Ah! - Okay. February 12, 2006.
[11:28.83]
[11:30.44]The Keller wedding. You wrote a column that moved me to tears.
[11:34.03]
[11:34.14]It was downright, flat-out the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
[11:36.73]
[11:36.84]- Oh- I don't remember it. - How can you not remember that?
[11:38.93]
[11:39.04]- I don't remember it. - How can you not?
[11:40.94]
[11:41.05]It was the anniversary of the father's death. The brother flew home from Afghanistan.
[11:44.17]
[11:44.28]- You cannot fake emotion like that. - Oh, yes, you can.
[11:46.72]
[11:46.82]- A good writer can. - You're not that good.
[11:50.25]
[11:51.36][Exhales] Nice!
[11:54.26]
[11:54.36][Chuckling]
[11:56.66]
[11:56.76]There's gotta be one thing about weddings that you like.
[11:59

.42]
[12:01.60]- Open bar. - No.
[12:03.50]
[12:05.20]All right.
[12:07.54]
[12:07.64]So when the bride comes in and she makes her giant, grand entrance-
[12:11.80]
[12:11.91]I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married.
[12:14.47]
[12:15.58]'Cause even though I think he's an idiot...
[12:17.57]
[12:17.68]for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery...
[12:21.71]
[12:23.82]he always looks really, really happy.
[12:25.72]
[12:26.82]And, for some reason, l-
[12:29.76]
[12:29.86]What the hell are you looking at me like that for?
[12:32.76]
[12:32.86]- Are you shitting me right now? - What?
[12:35.33]
[12:35.43]That's my favorite part.
[12:38.16]
[12:40.00]Oh, my God. We have something in common.
[12:42.40]
[12:44.38]Yes. Well, statistically that was bound to happen.
[12:47.17]
[12:47.28]Uh-huh. I think you should just admit that you're a big softy.
[12:49.87]
[12:49.98]That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem...
[12:53.18]
[12:53.28]wounded and mysterious and sexy.
[12:56.15]
[12:56.25]- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that last one? - What?
[12:59.19]
[12:59.29]- Did you say sexy? - What?
[13:01.19]
[13:01.29]- Do you think I'm sexy? - No.
[13:03.78]
[13:03.90]- It's okay if you do. You think I'm sexy? - I don't.
[13:05.95]
[13:06.06]No. I think you think you're sexy. That's the point I'm making.
[13:08.86]
[13:08.97]- You think I think I'm sexy? - Yes.
[13:11.70]
[13:11.80]- ["Bennie And TheJets"On Jukebox] - [Sighs]
[13:15.50]
[13:15.61]- Great song. - I love this song.
[13:18.60]
[13:18.71][With Jukebox] Hey, kids shake it loose- a lemon
[13:22.15]
[13:22.25][Gibberish] Gotta make a feather
[13:25.81]
[13:25.92]- Those are not the words. - Those are exactly the words.
[13:29.18]
[13:29.29]Sorry, lyric police. What are the words?
[13:31.95]
[13:32.06][With Jukebox] You're gonna hear a handsome music
[13:35.03]
[13:35.13] So the walrus sounds
[13:37.46]
[13:37.56]"Walrus sounds"?
[13:39.46]
[13:39.56]- Say, Penny's no longer in a cement jet - You're scaring me.
[13:43.13]
[13:43.23] Ooh, but you're so laced down
[13:45.86]
[13:45.97][Together] Buh, buh, buh, buh Bennie and theJets
[13:50.03]
[13:50.14] Ooh, in the wind and the waterfall
[13:53.13]
[13:53.24] Oh, baby, she's a "revocaine"
[13:56.51]
[13:56.61]- She's got electric boobs - Boobs?
[13:59.17]
[13:59.28]- And mohair shoes - You know I read it in a magazine
[14:02.91]
[14:03.02] Oh-ho
[14:04.92]
[14:05.02]- I love this song. - B-B-B-Bennie and theJets
[14:09.76]
[14:09.86] [Humming]
[14:12.52]
[14:14.93][Jukebox] She's got electric boots a mohair suit
[14:18.53]
[14:18.64] You know I read it in a magazine
[14:21.40]
[14:21.51]Oh-ho
[14:24.17]
[14:24.28]B-B-B-Bennie and theJets
[14:26.54]
[14:26.64][Cheering]
[14:29.24]
[14:29.35]- Bennie - Bennie
[14:31.18]
[14:31.28]- Benni

e - Bennie
[14:32.94]
[14:33.05]- Bennie - Bennie
[14:34.75]
[14:34.85] Bennie and theJets
[14:37.91]
[14:38.02][Cheering]
[14:40.32]
[14:43.56]These guys are rockin'!
[14:46.59]
[14:48.87]That was cool!
[14:50.77]
[14:50.87][Cheering]
[14:53.46]
[14:58.34]Whoa!
[15:00.31]
[15:02.75]I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.
[15:04.65]
[15:09.59][Fading]
[15:11.56]
[15:13.46]Mmm.
[15:15.36]
[15:16.96][Rain Falling]
[15:19.59]
[15:19.70]Mmm.
[15:21.60]
[15:29.81]- [Jane Squeals] - [Horn Honks]
[15:31.71]
[15:31.81][Both Laughing]
[15:34.33]
[15:46.79]- [Exhales] - Morning, sunshine.
[15:48.69]
[15:48.79]- Hi. - Here you go.
[15:51.09]
[15:51.19]- Thank you. Mmm. - Tow truck's on its way.
[15:54.35]
[15:54.46]Okay.
[15:56.43]
[15:58.63]I just want you to know- Well, you know, I never do this.
[16:01.43]
[16:01.54]- Oh, I know. - No, really. Never. I never do this.
[16:05.44]
[16:05.54]Really, I know. Last night, you kept saying it, over and over again.
[16:08.41]
[16:08.51]"I never do this. I never do this. I never do this.
[16:10.88]
[16:10.98]- I never do this. I never-" - Okay.
[16:13.28]
[16:13.38]I just wanted you to know.
[16:15.94]
[16:19.39][Whistles] Ah.
[16:22.72]
[16:22.82]- [Kevin] No: - [Jane] No, I do: It's true:
[16:26.02]
[16:26.13]- Here's your order. - Thank you.
[16:28.03]
[16:28.13]- Anything else? - No, thank you.
[16:30.36]
[16:30.46]- [Sighs] - H-H-Hey! It's "Bennie and theJets."
[16:33.30]
[16:33.40]Re- B-B-B-Bennie and theJets
[16:36.56]
[16:36.67][Humming] Bennie
[16:38.64]
[16:38.74]- You guys- Oh. That was awesome. - Oh, thanks.
[16:42.37]
[16:42.48]- All right. I'll see you later. - Okay.
[16:46.54]
[16:46.65]Oh, my God. I sang "Bennie and theJets" last night, didn't I?
[16:49.67]
[16:49.78]Mm-hmm. Very loudly.
[16:52.15]
[16:52.25]And, might I say, you were a little pitchy.
[16:54.24]
[16:54.35]- I'm sorry. Me? What about you? - Yes.
[16:56.35]
[16:56.46]- You hit notes only dogs can hear. - What?
[16:58.86]
[16:58.96]- Truly. Truly high-pitched. - No. I was in key, a-at least though, right?
[17:03.95]
[17:04.06]My God. You're that girl.
[17:06.93]
[17:07.03]Yeah, I'm Bennie. He's theJets.
[17:08.70]
[17:08.80]Hey, it's the girl from the paper.
[17:11.77]
[17:11.87]What paper?
[17:13.53]
[17:15.21]Shit.
[17:17.23]
[17:17.34][Jane] "A lways, Always, Always a Bridesmaid by Malcolm Doyle"?
[17:20.40]
[17:21.28]- What is this? - [Sighs]
[17:23.68]
[17:23.78]Jane-
[17:26.05]
[17:26.15]- Oh, my God! - Let me-
[17:28.62]
[17:28.72]- Let me explain: - Oh, my God:
[17:30.92]
[17:31.02]Jane-
[17:32.36]
[17:35.46]Jane!
[17:37.36]
[17:37.46]Look, I told my editor not to run it.
[17:39.73]
[17:39.83]Nobody reads that section anyway.
[17:41.73]
[17:41.84]Come on: Will you please just-
[17:44.17]
[18:01.89]What the hell happened? You said you were gonna hold it.

[18:04.08]
[18:04.19]Well, you don't make those decisions. I do.
[18:06.46]
[18:06.56]Oh, God. I didn't even get a chance to tell her it was running. She was ambushed.
[18:10.89]
[18:11.00]Hey, I gave you 24 inches in the Sunday paper.
[18:12.93]
[18:13.03]The only thing you should be saying to me right now is "I love you."
[18:16.03]
[18:25.78]- Ohl How could you let this happen to me? - What?
[18:29.27]
[18:29.38]"LfJane is the prototypical, accommodating bridesmaid...
[18:33.05]
[18:33.15]"then her sister, Tess, is cast as the overbearing, overindulged bride-to-be...
[18:37.82]
[18:37.93]"who at any moment, one worries, might start stomping around Manhattan...
[18:41.52]
[18:41.63]breathing fiire and swatting planes from the sky."
[18:44.96]
[18:45.07]I had no idea he was writing an article about me.
[18:47.66]
[18:47.77]You? He called me "Bridezilla" in the New York Frickin' journall
[18:52.21]
[18:52.31]I could tear him apart, I swear. I could tear him apart limb from limb.
[18:56.14]
[18:56.24]- [Rhone Ringing] - [Grunts]
[18:59.21]
[18:59.31]- What? - Can I speak toJane, please?
[19:01.61]
[19:01.72][Grunts] The only person that you're gonna be speaking to is my attorney!
[19:06.28]
[19:06.39]And I don't even have an attorney, but I'm sure gonna get one!
[19:08.95]
[19:09.06]Asshole!
[19:11.79]
[19:14.26][Grunts] I gotta get outta here.
[19:16.16]
[19:16.26]Oh, but you better alert Traffiic Control...
[19:18.96]
[19:19.07]because Bridezilla's on the loose!
[19:20.97]
[19:32.55]Kevin- Kevin-
[19:34.61]
[19:34.72]Kevin, stop calling me!
[19:38.12]
[19:38.22][Sighs]
[19:40.62]
[19:44.42]Before you say anything, can you just not say anything?
[19:48.59]
[19:50.36]I don't understand.
[19:52.36]
[19:52.47]To what are you referring?
[19:54.83]
[19:55.90]Oh, come on: It's no big deal:
[19:57.89]
[19:58.01]It's just an article... on the front page of the section...
[20:01.34]
[20:01.44]with a million pictures of you on it:
[20:03.93]
[20:04.04]- Who's upset? - [George] Jane:
[20:06.60]
[20:15.36]Let me just explain. I had no idea what he was writing.
[20:18.42]
[20:18.53]- I would- - Jane, the guy was a jerk. Okay? He took advantage of you.
[20:22.09]
[20:22.20]- Don't worry about it. - I know. I just- I feel like I should've seen it coming.
[20:25.49]
[20:25.60]- I'm so sorry. - Would you please stop apologizing?
[20:28.86]
[20:28.97]The only reason I called you in here was to make sure that you're okay.
[20:32.96]
[20:34.11]Oh. Well, I've been better.
[20:38.07]
[20:38.18][Chuckles]
[20:39.37]
[20:39.48]I'm just trying to get through it.
[20:42.21]
[20:42.32]Look. I wouldn't worry about it, all right?
[20:44.25]
[20:44.35]- Does anybody read that section anyhow? - No.
[20:47.95]
[20:53.66]- So after we hem it, I wouldn't- - [Doorbell Rings]
[20:56.22]
[20:56.33]- Jane, is that you? - Yep:
[20:58.66]
[20:58.77]- We'll t

alk about it after. Hi. - Hi.
[21:01.10]
[21:01.20]- Hi, Sue. - Hi.
[21:02.73]
[21:02.84]So, listen. I've been doing a lot of thinking about the article fiiasco...
[21:05.83]
[21:05.94]and I've decided to forgive you.
[21:07.84]
[21:07.94]- Mmm. - You're just very trusting...
[21:09.97]
[21:10.08]- and it's not your fault, I guess. - Mm-kay.
[21:12.20]
[21:12.31]That's very big of you, Tess. Thank you.
[21:14.25]
[21:14.35]Wait. Are you checking me off your list?
[21:16.75]
[21:16.85]Um, about the slide show, I know exactly what I want you to say.
[21:19.65]
[21:19.75]So I wrote out a script. And Dad says that you have all the family photos.
[21:23.15]
[21:23.26]- Yep. Mm-hmm. - So I'm gonna send you George's as well.
[21:25.45]
[21:25.56]Um, here. Please say this and only this.
[21:30.46]
[21:30.56]- 'Cause we don't want to be embarrassed again. - Okay. You got it.
[21:34.16]
[21:34.27][Gasps] Here it is.
[21:36.33]
[21:36.44]- Step in. - Okay.
[21:39.00]
[21:39.11]- Yep. - There you go.
[21:41.01]
[21:42.71]- It's beautiful: - You might have to unbutton that back:
[21:45.68]
[21:45.78]- One second. - Okay.
[21:48.61]
[21:50.22]Perfect. So what do you think?
[21:53.19]
[21:54.99]L- I thought you were wearing Mom's dress.
[21:57.01]
[21:57.12]It is Mom's dress. Well, parts of it.
[22:00.96]
[22:01.06]It was just so old-fashioned, you know? So we could just use a few pieces here and there:
[22:05.83]
[22:05.93]- Parts? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
[22:08.13]
[22:08.24]Like this, and the lace.
[22:10.64]
[22:17.21]You cut up Mom's wedding dress?
[22:19.14]
[22:19.25][Scoffs] Well, technically Mary-Ella did.
[22:21.91]
[22:23.52]But don't worry. We saved you the rest.
[22:25.38]
[22:25.49]And, I mean, if you want, you can wear this: : :
[22:27.98]
[22:28.09]As long as a silhouette's still in fashion:
[22:31.85]
[22:31.96]Mary-Ella, I think just the bottom needs to be hemmed a little bit:
[22:35.49]
[22:35.60]No. No, no, no, no.
[22:37.86]
[22:37.96]No!
[22:40.59]
[22:40.70]Okay, fiine. You don't have to wear it.
[22:43.40]
[22:43.50]God, you don't care. You don't care about anyone but yourself, do you?
[22:46.06]
[22:46.17]I have made excuses for you because Mom died when you were little. But enough is enough!
[22:49.51]
[22:49.61]I have no idea what you're talking about.
[22:52.54]
[22:52.65]I can't undo what you've just done. But I won't let you hurt George.
[22:55.21]
[22:55.32]He thinks he knows the truth about you, but all he knows are the lies you've told him.
[22:58.68]
[22:58.79]You even had Pedro keep a secret from George.
[23:01.62]
[23:01.72]You tell him the truth right now!
[23:03.71]
[23:03.82]He is not one of your Eurotrash boyfriends, Tess. He is a good person.
[23:06.95]
[23:07.06]And you cannot start a relationship based on lies.
[23:09.72]
[23:09.83]Oh, really, Jane? And you know this because of all your successful relat

ionships?
[23:14.10]
[23:15.64]You tell him the truth, or I will.
[23:17.69]
[23:17.80]No, you won't. You wouldn't hurt a fly. And you defiinitely wouldn't hurt me.
[23:21.71]
[23:21.81]- I'm your sister. - That was yesterday.
[23:24.47]
[23:24.58]Today you're just some bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.
[23:28.04]
[23:29.72]Well, it wouldn't have fiit you anyway.
[23:31.78]
[23:51.91]Oh, Jane. You look wonderful.
[23:54.47]
[23:54.57]Good for you.
[23:56.47]
[23:56.58]Oh, honey, it must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
[24:00.95]
[24:01.05]Yes. Yes, it is.
[24:03.41]
[24:03.52]But then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers...
[24:06.88]
[24:06.99]and I feel so much better.
[24:09.51]
[24:09.62]Enjoy the party.
[24:11.52]
[24:13.99]Whoo! You clean up good. I might even be into you.
[24:16.83]
[24:16.93]- Okay. It's on the desktop under "Tess and George." - Okay.
[24:20.87]
[24:20.97]- You okay? - Yep.
[24:22.87]
[24:24.24]That's not water. Okay.
[24:27.33]
[24:27.44]Okay.
[24:29.34]
[24:32.01]Hi:
[24:34.67]
[24:34.78]- Jane, thank you so much for doing all this. It's great. - Sure.
[24:37.84]
[24:37.95]- Hors d'oeuvre? - Yeah. Oh, look. Pigs in a blanket.
[24:39.98]
[24:40.09]- Want one, Tess? - No. I don't eat that stuff, Jane.
[24:45.52]
[24:48.90]Right. That's right. Got it.
[24:51.36]
[24:53.73][Chuckles]
[24:56.22]
[24:56.34]Well, I'm gonna go do the slide show.
[24:59.17]
[24:59.27]- Jane. - Mmm?
[25:01.30]
[25:02.78]You're only gonna say what I wrote, right?
[25:04.87]
[25:04.98]Of course. The perfect bridesmaid always does what she's asked.
[25:08.47]
[25:18.02]- Not getting cold feet, are you? - [Chuckles]
[25:20.02]
[25:20.13]- What was that? - With this one? Never.
[25:22.25]
[25:22.36][Glass Clinking]
[25:24.63]
[25:24.73][Jane] Hey, everybody:
[25:26.82]
[25:26.93]In case you haven't already read: : :
[25:28.83]
[25:28.94]I have been to my fair share of weddings.
[25:31.67]
[25:31.77][Laughing]
[25:34.40]
[25:34.51]So, to start things off: :
[25:36.74]
[25:36.84]I thought you should all know the truth about Tess and George.
[25:39.74]
[25:46.55][Clears Throat] "Tess and George are a perfect couple:
[25:50.35]
[25:50.46]"No, a divine couple.
[25:52.65]
[25:52.76]"A couple whose love is the stuff of myths.
[25:55.06]
[25:55.16]"Their compatibility is so exact...
[25:57.72]
[25:57.83]"that it can only be described as having been designed by the gods.
[26:01.96]
[26:02.07]- [Chuckling] - Since a picture is worth a thousand words: : :
[26:05.37]
[26:05.47]I put together a slide show so you can all see for yourselves.
[26:08.41]
[26:08.51][Rop]
[26:11.71]
[26:11.81]"From the very beginning, Tess and George were destined for each other:
[26:17.58]
[26:17.68][Crowd Chuckling]
[26:19.65]
[26:21.89]"George and Tess

have always shared a love of God's furry creatures:
[26:25.38]
[26:25.49][Crowd Murmuring, Laughing]
[26:28.93]
[26:29.03]"As they grew up, they both shared the same level of dedication and commitment: : :
[26:34.16]
[26:34.27]"To their education.
[26:37.67]
[26:37.77][Crowd Gasping, Laughing]
[26:40.50]
[26:40.61]- Nice. - "A nd civic responsibility:
[26:44.10]
[26:44.21]- So happy together - [Woman] Oh, my:
[26:47.24]
[26:49.75]"He was interested in international affairs:
[26:52.31]
[26:54.05]"And so was she.
[26:55.45]
[26:55.56][Man] Whoa:
[26:58.49]
[26:58.59]"And today, Tess and George still share the same values:
[27:02.65]
[27:04.40]Me and you and you and me
[27:07.76]
[27:07.87]"Their love is based on a deep understanding: : :
[27:11.17]
[27:11.27]"And acceptance of who the other person really is:
[27:15.64]
[27:15.74]So happy together
[27:20.61]
[27:20.71]Bah, bah, bah, bah
[27:23.51]
[27:26.45]"The love of two true soul mates: : :
[27:30.01]
[27:30.12]"Tess and George.
[27:32.59]
[27:34.29][Fades]
[27:35.85]
[27:35.96][Man Clears Throat]
[27:37.73]
[27:37.83]So here's to the most perfect couple brought together by destiny:
[27:41.82]
[27:41.94]I'm so proud of you, Baby Sister.
[27:44.10]
[27:45.14]Okay: Okay:
[27:48.40]
[27:48.51]All right. Well, that was-
[27:51.34]
[27:51.44]Yeah: So, um: : :
[27:54.97]
[27:55.08]To keep the merriment going, um, George's "little brother" Pedro...
[27:59.58]
[27:59.69]wanted to say a few words:
[28:01.42]
[28:01.52]- Redro: - [Clears Throat]
[28:03.51]
[28:03.62]- So, safe to say you're not a vegetarian. - [Applause]
[28:06.59]
[28:06.69]George, that was taken a really long time ago.
[28:10.19]
[28:10.30]Why exactly were you wearing your engagement ring then?
[28:13.09]
[28:13.20][Redro] Thank you:
[28:15.10]
[28:15.20]As all you know, George is my big brother.
[28:17.03]
[28:17.14]But he's more than that.
[28:19.70]
[28:19.81]- He's my best friend. - [Crowd Murmuring]
[28:21.71]
[28:21.81]And now George has Tess, who's- who's really-really, really cool: : :
[28:26.25]
[28:26.35]'Cause she's gonna help me start my own cleaning business.
[28:30.01]
[28:30.12]Oh: Tess told me not to tell you, George:
[28:33.21]
[28:33.32]But I'm so excited:
[28:35.41]
[28:35.52]So I'm only doing George's place right now:
[28:37.72]
[28:37.82]But if anyone is in the market for a really good cleaning service: : :
[28:41.35]
[28:41.46]Please see me in the lobby.
[28:44.09]
[28:44.20]Thank you.
[28:46.26]
[28:46.37]- That's great. - No, it's- it's not. George.
[28:49.43]
[28:51.47]George, wait, please: Let me explain:
[28:55.97]
[28:57.08]So what happened?
[28:59.31]
[29:01.21]- He needed to know the truth. - You could've told him face-to-face:
[29:05.08]
[29:05.18]I mean, I know that my moral compass doesn't exactly point due north...
[29:08.71]
[29:08.82]but if I say somethin

g's wrong, something's wrong.
[29:13.16]
[29:15.46]You're the one who is always telling me to stand up for myself.
[29:18.40]
[29:18.50]Yeah: But that's not what you did:
[29:21.09]
[29:21.20]What you did was unleash 20 years of repressed feelings in one night.
[29:24.29]
[29:24.40]It was entertaining- don't get me wrong-
[29:26.30]
[29:26.41]but if it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now:
[29:30.07]
[29:31.11]Do you feel better right now?
[29:33.58]
[29:36.25]The wedding's off. I hope you're happy.
[29:39.62]
[30:05.38][Sighs]
[30:07.40]
[30:08.78]Oh, God. What?
[30:10.81]
[30:10.92]Why are you here?
[30:12.82]
[30:12.92]- You wouldn't return my phone calls. - What do you want?
[30:15.44]
[30:15.56]You want another picture for your paper?
[30:17.79]
[30:17.89]- Jane, I'm sorry. Believe me. - Please. You used me to get ahead in your career.
[30:22.38]
[30:22.50]Be a man and admit it. Or- Or don't.
[30:24.86]
[30:24.96]But please, please don't pretend that you give a shit.
[30:28.33]
[30:28.43]- Will you just please let me explain? - No, it doesn't matter.
[30:31.16]
[30:31.27]I just destroyed my life, and I didn't need your help to do it.
[30:35.76]
[30:35.88]Great! Finally.
[30:38.24]
[30:38.34]I saw what you did in there. And you know what? I thought it was amazing.
[30:41.51]
[30:41.61]Was it absolutely, certifiiably nuts? Yes, it was. But you did something, Jane.
[30:44.85]
[30:44.95]- For the first time, you were not just the perfect bridesmaid: - Stop. Just please.
[30:48.28]
[30:48.39]I'm not doing this with you again. I don't even know why I'm standing here talking to you.
[30:52.02]
[30:52.13]You know what? Let me tell you. Look. Come here. Listen to me.
[30:55.03]
[30:55.13][Sighs] Do you want to know the real reason why I came here tonight?
[30:58.50]
[30:58.60]Because I knew this was gonna be hard for you.
[31:00.62]
[31:00.73]And for the fiirst time in a really long time, I wanted to be there for somebody. Yeah.
[31:04.90]
[31:05.00]All right. I messed up. I did. I'm sorry.
[31:08.41]
[31:08.51]And I'm gonna turn around, I'm gonna walk away. I'm gonna vanish.
[31:10.91]
[31:11.01]You'll never see me again, I promise.
[31:13.98]
[31:14.08]But I want you to know that I think you deserve-
[31:17.17]
[31:17.28]I think you deserve more than what you've settled for.
[31:20.58]
[31:20.69]I do. I think you deserve to be taken care of for a change.
[31:25.02]
[31:25.12]L- I believe that.
[31:27.22]
[31:37.90]Ah.
[31:39.80]
[31:39.91]I forgot to give you this.
[31:42.60]
[31:42.71]It's a gift: : :
[31:45.58]
[31:45.68]So you don't have to carry around that crazy Filofax from 1987.
[31:49.27]
[31:49.38]This will take care of all the stuff you need to do.
[31:53.11]
[31:54.22]Perfect for starting over.
[31:56.31]
[32:02.46]Okay. Will you take it, please, so I don't feel like such a jerk?
[32:05.73]
[32:26.9

2][Man] Don't let your mind get weary and confused
[32:31.86]
[32:31.96] Your will be still Don't try
[32:36.40]
[32:43.40]Don't let your heart get heavy, child, inside you
[32:48.67]
[32:48.78] There's a strength that lies
[32:52.01]
[32:57.62]The story got a phenomenal response.
[33:00.18]
[33:00.29]- [Chuckles] - Looks like you got yourself bumped from Commitments.
[33:03.41]
[33:04.79]That's great. [Chuckles]
[33:07.16]
[33:07.26]Kevin, be happy.
[33:09.75]
[33:09.86]You got what you wanted, right?
[33:12.39]
[33:12.50]Don't let your soul get lonely, child
[33:16.56]
[33:16.67]It's only time it will go by
[33:21.70]
[33:25.44]All I'm saying is you two are sisters:
[33:27.97]
[33:28.08]- You have got to work this out. - I'm telling you, she doesn't want to talk.
[33:31.14]
[33:31.25]No, no. She loves you. Everything is gonna be fiine.
[33:34.62]
[33:34.72]- Okay. If you just- - Dad?
[33:36.98]
[33:37.09][Sighs]
[33:39.68]
[33:41.39]What the hell is she doing here?
[33:43.36]
[33:43.46]Tess, this is between you and her.
[33:45.52]
[33:45.63]I'm out of this.
[33:47.53]
[33:47.63]You know, Flo, have you seen the new weed whackers we've got out front?
[33:52.23]
[33:52.34]- The latest model: - [Door Closes]
[33:55.21]
[33:59.35]I feel terrible.
[34:02.04]
[34:02.15]- I'm so sorry for what happened- - Sorry?
[34:05.52]
[34:05.62]You humiliated me in front of every single person that I know...
[34:08.82]
[34:08.92]and you think you could just say sorry?
[34:10.89]
[34:10.99]- L-I know. But- - jane, you were always jealous of me:
[34:14.43]
[34:14.53]- What? - Always! My clothes! My boyfriends!
[34:17.72]
[34:17.83]- Stop it! - You've just been waiting for the chance to tear me down.
[34:20.70]
[34:20.80]- That's not true. - Yes, it is!
[34:22.23]
[34:22.34]- Ow! - And you took the one thing that was fiinally working out.
[34:26.07]
[34:26.17]Oh, please! This is so typical, Tess.
[34:28.07]
[34:28.17]You're not taking any responsibility for the fact that you lied to George.
[34:31.54]
[34:31.64]You manipulated him. Put down the bug spray.
[34:33.54]
[34:33.65]- Put down the bug spray, Tess! - [Squeals]
[34:36.71]
[34:36.82]Did you even love him? Or was it just convenient?
[34:39.44]
[34:39.55]Oh, please, Jane. Get off your high horse.
[34:42.78]
[34:42.89]Just admit it: You resent me: : :
[34:44.82]
[34:44.92]Because you're the one who always had to braid my hair...
[34:47.39]
[34:47.49]and make my Halloween outfiits and go shopping for my prom dress.
[34:51.33]
[34:51.43]- No, I have never resented any of that. - Yes, you have.
[34:54.13]
[34:54.23]- You always thought that my life was so easy. - It was!
[34:57.07]
[34:57.17]It is! You have never had a care in the world.
[34:59.47]
[34:59.57]You're beautiful and fun and charming.
[35:02.67]
[35:02.78]- Your life is perfect. - Perfect? Are you crazy?
[35:05.30]
[35

:05.41]You have no idea.
[35:07.31]
[35:07.41]You want to know the real reason why I decided to stay in New York?
[35:10.41]
[35:10.52]I got fiired from my job.
[35:13.42]
[35:13.52]And to top it off, Rudolfo dumped me.
[35:15.42]
[35:15.52]He dumped me.
[35:18.55]
[35:18.66]And then George came along, and he was nice to me.
[35:21.65]
[35:21.76]And he treated me well, you know?
[35:24.25]
[35:24.36]And I just wanted to be someone that he wanted.
[35:28.77]
[35:28.87]I was trying to be someone who deserved him: : :
[35:31.34]
[35:31.44]Someone he could respect.
[35:34.77]
[35:34.87]I was trying to be you.
[35:37.54]
[35:39.25]Why?
[35:41.27]
[35:41.38]Why would you want to be me when you get to be you?
[35:44.35]
[35:46.99]- [Sighs] This is a mess: - I know.
[35:51.18]
[35:51.29]Jane, you've been trying to take care of me ever since Mom died.
[35:54.66]
[35:54.76]- I had to. - No, you didn't have to.
[35:57.52]
[35:58.97]- But- But if I don't then- - But if you don't...
[36:01.70]
[36:01.80]then you'll just be my sister, which is what it should be.
[36:06.03]
[36:06.14]Maybe when I was young you needed to help me out. But now?
[36:09.07]
[36:09.18]You gotta stop taking care of me...
[36:11.17]
[36:11.28]of everybody.
[36:13.68]
[36:36.54][Faucet Turns On, Off]
[36:38.87]
[36:40.24][Alternative]
[36:42.83]
[37:02.19][Rhone Ringing]
[37:04.89]
[37:05.00]Hello? Hi.
[37:07.02]
[37:08.53]Yeah.
[37:10.47]
[37:10.57]Yeah. It's no problem. No, of course.
[37:12.47]
[37:12.57]Yeah, I'll be right there. Okay. Okay, bye.
[37:15.70]
[37:15.81][Beeps]
[37:17.71]
[37:23.88][Fades]
[37:26.08]
[37:29.56]Wow. [Chuckles]
[37:31.82]
[37:31.92]You look- You look great.
[37:34.76]
[37:36.36]So I guess you did need to fiind me a date for this benefiit after all.
[37:40.23]
[37:40.33]I guess so.
[37:42.27]
[37:42.37]George, before we go anywhere, I just want to apologize for last night.
[37:45.00]
[37:45.10]I shouldn't have done what I did.
[37:47.00]
[37:47.11]Look, you did me a favor.
[37:49.20]
[37:49.31]All right, it's not your fault I was about to marry someone I barely knew.
[37:52.33]
[37:52.45]I mean, what the hell was I thinking, right?
[37:55.04]
[37:57.08]- So what do you say we forget the whole thing? - Okay. If you're sure.
[38:00.78]
[38:00.89]I'm sure. Now, I hate to ask you for another favor...
[38:04.12]
[38:04.22]but I need to print up my speech for tonight, and I cannot fiind the fiile.
[38:07.45]
[38:07.56]Oh, yeah. I can get it.
[38:09.86]
[38:09.96][Sighs] Jane, I am so thankful that I could call you tonight.
[38:13.69]
[38:13.80]I can always count on you. You never say no.
[38:17.50]
[38:17.60]Which I love. [Chuckles]
[38:20.04]
[38:21.87]What?
[38:24.10]
[38:24.21]Well, l- I just meant-
[38:27.20]
[38:27.31]I'm sorry. Did l- Did I say something wrong?
[38:29.21]
[38:29.32][Sighs]
[38:31.91]
[38:32.

02]Oh, God.
[38:34.54]
[38:34.65]George, I quit.
[38:37.38]
[38:37.49]Yeah.
[38:39.39]
[38:39.49]- I quit: - What do you mean, you quit?
[38:41.96]
[38:42.06]When I came here after college, I was blown away by this company and by you.
[38:45.22]
[38:45.33]And I got so caught up in the job that I never bothered to get my own life.
[38:48.96]
[38:49.07]I think I got too comfortable to leave.
[38:50.97]
[38:51.07]Then I had to be here every day to see you because I was so madly in love with you.
[38:55.06]
[38:55.17][Nervous Chuckle]
[38:57.30]
[38:57.41]Yeah. [Chuckling] Horrible.
[38:59.31]
[38:59.41]Crazy- Crazy crush. Crazy.
[39:02.31]
[39:04.22]But you'll be fiine, George.
[39:06.24]
[39:06.35]You will. You'll get somebody in this position...
[39:08.58]
[39:08.69]who will stay for two years max, because that's what's acceptable and appropriate for this-
[39:13.06]
[39:24.60]l- I'm sorry. Really sorry.
[39:26.50]
[39:26.61]- I don't know. It just kind of, like, all of a sudden. - No. It's okay.
[39:30.27]
[39:30.38]I've always wanted to know what that would feel like.
[39:33.44]
[39:33.55]And?
[39:36.34]
[39:36.45]- Nothin'. I didn't feel a thing. - Ouch.
[39:39.01]
[39:39.12]- That hurts. - [Both Chuckling]
[39:41.64]
[39:41.75]- May-Maybe we can give it another try. Okay. - Yeah. Okay.
[39:44.59]
[39:52.06]Nope. Not even a blip. You?
[39:54.09]
[39:54.20]Mmm. If I'm being honest, not really.
[39:57.57]
[39:57.67]Yeah. That's not what it's supposed to feel like.
[40:00.73]
[40:00.84]When you're with the person you're meant to be with...
[40:02.83]
[40:02.94]- it should feel like- - [Electronic Gadget: ; "Bennie And TheJets"]
[40:04.93]
[40:05.04]Wait. What is that?
[40:07.01]
[40:09.05] [Continues]
[40:10.71]
[40:13.55]I gotta go.
[40:15.49]
[40:19.09][Man] How many sick days do you think we can really take without getting in trouble?
[40:22.08]
[40:22.19]If we took four in a row, we could take a whole week off and go down to, like, Cancun.
[40:26.79]
[40:26.90]Excuse me. Hello?
[40:28.80]
[40:28.90]Do you know where Kev- um, Malcolm- Malcolm Doyle is?
[40:31.84]
[40:31.94]Yeah. He's covering his last wedding.
[40:33.84]
[40:33.94]H-Hey. You're the girl from the article. You're famous.
[40:36.77]
[40:36.88]Yeah.
[40:38.93]
[40:39.04]Taxi?
[40:40.94]
[40:48.85]Pier 17.
[40:51.12]
[40:52.29]- Oh, my God. - [Chuckles]
[40:54.19]
[40:54.29]Only got one dress tonight, Ziggy: So just go:
[40:56.66]
[40:56.76]- Oh, come on! Oh, c- Oh. - Just gol
[41:00.03]
[41:08.74]- Good luck! - Thanks, Ziggy.
[41:11.44]
[41:11.54]- Where's the wedding? Okay. - Straight down to the end.
[41:13.64]
[41:15.38][Big Band]
[41:17.47]
[41:17.58]Oh, good. Well, I got it. Thank you very much.
[41:19.57]
[41:19.69]- Mm-hmm. You're welcome. - Appreciate it.
[41:21.59]
[41:23.32][Ship Horn Blowing]
[41:25.45]
[41:25.56][Man] Hey, pull it

backl
[41:27.89]
[41:27.99]All clear!
[41:29.65]
[41:42.51]Huh.
[41:44.44]
[41:46.58]- [Thuds] - [Gasps]
[41:49.05]
[41:49.15]- Are you all right? - I'm fiine.
[41:51.05]
[41:51.15]- [Woman] You okay? - I'm fiine. Really.
[41:53.98]
[41:54.09]It's all good.
[41:55.99]
[42:03.46]Oh, my God. No way! No freaking way!
[42:06.76]
[42:06.87]You're the girl from the article.
[42:09.03]
[42:09.13]What-What are you doing here?
[42:11.03]
[42:11.14]Um, well- Okay.
[42:14.20]
[42:14.31]Long story short. There's this guy.
[42:17.50]
[42:17.61]- Oh! Okay. Tell me more. Tell me more. - Um-
[42:20.84]
[42:22.72][Jane On R: A:] Kevin?
[42:24.62]
[42:24.72]- Kevin Doyle? - [Microphone Feeding Back]
[42:28.92]
[42:29.02]Oh, my God.
[42:30.92]
[42:31.02]There he is. There he is.
[42:32.72]
[42:32.83][Jane] Um-[Nervous Chuckle] hi:
[42:35.12]
[42:35.23]Uh-[Nervous Chuckle] Um-
[42:38.42]
[42:38.53]- Come on. You can do it. Say it. - Okay.
[42:40.46]
[42:40.57]Uh, I just wanted to say...
[42:43.73]
[42:43.84]that you were right about me, about all of it.
[42:46.24]
[42:46.34]I just didn't want to hear it, especially not from you.
[42:49.74]
[42:49.84]Uh- [Nervous Chuckle] Um-
[42:51.74]
[42:53.05]Can we get a follow spot?
[42:54.95]
[42:56.68][Jane] Ah: [Nervous Chuckle] There you are:
[42:59.62]
[42:59.72]Um, okay:
[43:01.62]
[43:01.72]Uh, Kevin, I've been waiting my whole life for the right guy to come along...
[43:05.12]
[43:05.22]and then you showed up.
[43:07.45]
[43:07.56]And you are nothing like the man I imagined.
[43:09.72]
[43:09.83]You're cynical...
[43:12.09]
[43:12.20]and cranky and impossible.
[43:16.00]
[43:16.10]But the truth is, fighting with you: : :
[43:19.54]
[43:19.64]Is the best thing that's ever happened to me:
[43:21.73]
[43:21.84]And I think there's a very good chance that I'm falling in love with you.
[43:26.07]
[43:26.18][Crowd Gasping, Murmuring]
[43:28.91]
[43:29.01]So... that's it. [Nervous Chuckle]
[43:33.64]
[43:33.75]That's all I had to say. So... I'll go now.
[43:37.75]
[43:41.63]Excuse me. Sorry.
[43:43.53]
[43:47.60]Yeah. [Nervous Chuckle]
[43:49.69]
[43:49.80]Kevin, I just really, um-
[43:52.83]
[43:54.94][Chuckles]
[43:57.77]
[43:57.88]Get over here.
[44:00.54]
[44:05.12][Applauding]
[44:08.09]
[44:14.06][Woman] I wonder why it is
[44:18.09]
[44:18.20]I don't argue like this
[44:22.50]
[44:22.60] With anyone but you
[44:27.60]
[44:29.68]I wonder why it is
[44:33.63]
[44:33.75]I won't let my guard down
[44:35.15]
[44:35.15]I won't let my guard down
[44:37.95]
[44:38.05]For anyone but you
[44:41.11]
[44:41.22]So- [Chuckles] Tell me, what do you think makes this wedding special?
[44:44.28]
[44:44.39]- Who are you? - I write the Commitments column for the journal:
[44:48.12]
[44:48.23]- Maybe I could buy you a drink later. - It's an open bar.
[44:50.82]
[44:50.93]- Ma

ybe I'll buy you a drink. - Yes!
[44:53.90]
[44:54.00]- Hi. - Thank you.
[44:56.52]
[44:58.84]God, look at how hot Tess looks.
[45:00.77]
[45:01.87]Think she'd go for me? I am a year older:
[45:04.90]
[45:05.01]I don't know. I'll put in the good word for you, big guy. All right?
[45:08.47]
[45:11.02]- Hello. - Hi.
[45:13.21]
[45:13.32]Um, I'm the maid of honor.
[45:16.95]
[45:17.06]I, um, live in Williamsburg with a roommate...
[45:20.35]
[45:20.46]and I just started designing my own line of deeply fabulous handbags.
[45:24.42]
[45:24.53]And I'm completely broke. But that's okay.
[45:27.86]
[45:27.97]I eat a hamburger a day, and my idea of a pet is a rock.
[45:32.90]
[45:34.01]- Well, it's very nice to meet you. - Tess.
[45:36.63]
[45:36.74]Tess. Got it.
[45:39.71]
[45:39.81]Well, wait until you see the bride. She looks gorgeous.
[45:42.58]
[45:46.32]Ready?
[45:48.62]
[45:48.72]- [Sighs] - Everything's perfect.
[45:50.62]
[45:50.72]And this dress- the best thing is I can shorten it and wear it again.
[45:54.02]
[45:54.13]Defiinitely. So true.
[45:56.03]
[45:56.13]All right.
[45:58.39]
[45:58.50]- Okay. - Okay.
[46:01.16]
[46:01.27]Okay. Ready?
[46:03.46]
[46:03.57]Yes.
[46:05.47]
[46:31.86][Jane Narrating] That day, I woke up and put on my 28th dress:
[46:35.49]
[46:35.60]I went to a wedding where no one asked me to hold the bouquet: : :
[46:38.66]
[46:38.77]Fold a place card or hold their dress while they peed:
[46:43.10]
[46:43.21]Everything was perfect: And I didn't care: : :
[46:46.01]
[46:46.11]Because right then, the only thing that mattered: : :
[46:49.55]
[46:49.65]Was the person waiting for me at the end of the aisle:
[46:53.28]
[46:53.39]And he was looking at me the way I'd always hoped:
[46:56.15]
[47:11.64]So is this moment everything you hoped for?
[47:13.80]
[47:15.51]No.
[47:16.97]
[47:18.51]It's more. It's much more.
[47:21.84]
[47:23.48]Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today: : :
[47:26.38]
[47:26.49]To join Jane Nichols and Kevin Doyle in holy matrimony.
[47:31.12]
[47:31.22]Marriage is a cause for celebration. [Continues, Indistinct]
[47:35.92]
[47:36.03][Jane Narrating] It turns out I was right about one thing:
[47:38.46]
[47:40.07]I knew they'd all be there for me someday:
[47:41.97]
[47:42.07][Women] Now I really see Love
[47:44.26]
[47:44.37][Woman Vocalizing]
[47:46.77]
[47:46.87]Has fallen on me
[47:50.07]
[47:50.18]Oh, what tender love you bring
[47:53.98]
[47:54.08]- Love - No, it's not a game
[47:57.67]
[47:57.78]Has fallen on me
[48:00.25]
[48:00.35]Oh, what tender love you bring
[48:04.79]
[48:04.89]I now pronounce you husband and wife.
[48:07.15]
[48:07.26]You may kiss the bride.
[48:09.16]
[48:10.76]- [Applauding] - Hey
[48:12.66]
[48:12.76] What tender love you bring
[48:16.00]
[48:16.10]I fell in love with you
[48:18.09]
[48:18.20]Fell in love with you

[48:20.93]
[48:21.04]One day in September
[48:22.94]
[48:23.04]Love came tumbling down on me
[48:26.41]
[48:26.51]One day in September
[48:28.41]
[48:28.51]Love came tumbling down on me
[48:31.74]
[48:31.85]One day in September
[48:33.82]
[48:33.92]Love came tumbling down on me
[48:37.15]
[48:37.26]One day in September
[48:39.16]
[48:39.26]Love came tumbling down on me
[48:42.16]
[48:48.37]Love is a burning inside
[48:51.30]
[48:51.40]I've never had this feeling before, no
[48:54.03]
[48:54.14]All I know is that it won't let me be myself
[48:58.01]
[48:58.11]Hey
[49:00.01]
[49:00.11]Is this really love
[49:02.38]
[49:02.48]Oh, maybe that's the reason I feel so good
[49:05.81]
[49:05.92] When you're around
[49:07.82]
[49:07.92]Feel so good when you're around
[49:12.62]
[49:14.19] Why can't I remember
[49:17.99]
[49:19.50] The day I melted before your charms
[49:23.23]
[49:23.34]Oh, was it way back in September
[49:28.71]
[49:30.11] When you held me in your arms
[49:35.34]
[49:35.45]Now that I see that you're the one for me
[49:40.89]
[49:40.99]It's no more a mystery
[49:43.82]
[49:43.92]Love has fallen down on me
[49:46.58]
[49:46.69]Ooh, I'm in love with you
[49:51.65]
[49:51.76]Love
[49:55.46]
[49:55.57]Has fallen on me
[50:00.33]
[50:01.84]- Now I really see Love - Mmm
[50:06.94]
[50:07.05]Has fallen on me
[50:09.95]
[50:10.05]Ooh, what tender love you bring
[50:14.35]
[50:14.45]Love
[50:18.08]
[50:18.19]Has fallen on me
[50:21.89]
[50:21.99]And I can't believe my eyes
[50:25.19]
[50:25.30]- Love - One day in September
[50:28.86]
[50:28.97]Has fallen on me
[50:31.30]
[50:31.40]Oh, oh, oh Love came fallin'all around
[50:36.40]
[50:36.51]I fell in love with you
[50:39.41]
[50:39.51]Fell in love with
[50:41.41]
[50:41.51]- Ooh - One day in September
[50:43.50]
[50:43.62]Love came falling down on me
[50:46.91]
[50:47.02]One day in September
[50:48.95]
[50:49.05]Love came falling down on me
[50:52.29]
[50:52.39]One day in September
[50:54.52]
[50:54.63]Love came falling down on me
[50:57.79]
[50:57.90]One day in September
[50:59.89]
[51:00.00]Love came falling down on me
[51:03.09]
[51:03.20]One day in September
[51:05.19]
[51:05.30]Love came falling down on me
[51:08.50]
[51:08.61]One day in September
[51:10.63]
[51:10.74]Love came falling down on me
[51:13.87]
[51:13.98]One day in September
[51:15.97]
[51:16.08]Love came falling down on me
[51:19.31]
[51:19.42]One day in September
[51:21.35]
[51:21.45]Love came falling down on me
[51:24.55]
[51:24.66]One day in September
[51:26.59]
[51:26.69]Love came falling down on me
[51:29.96]
[51:30.06]One day in September
[51:32.09]
[51:32.20]Love came falling down on me
[51:35.06]
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