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英语幽默小故事带翻译《误会》有一天，杰克去一家餐厅吃饭。

他点了一份牛排，但是等了很久都还没上菜。

杰克有点不耐烦了，他叫来服务员说：“我点的牛排怎么还没好？我都快饿死了！”服务员连忙道歉，然后跑去厨房询问。

过了一会儿，服务员端着一盘意大利面走了过来，放在杰克面前。

杰克瞪大了眼睛，生气地说：“我点的是牛排，不是意大利面！”服务员一脸尴尬，急忙说：“对不起，先生，我马上给您换。

”不一会儿，服务员又端着一盘鸡肉走了过来。

杰克简直要气炸了，大声吼道：“这又不是我要的牛排！你们这餐厅到底怎么回事？”服务员吓得脸色发白，结结巴巴地说：“先生，实在对不起，我再去问问。

”就在这时，厨师从厨房走了出来，大声说道：“先生，不好意思，是我听错了。

您要的牛排马上就好。

”终于，杰克等来了他的牛排。

他一边吃一边抱怨：“这顿饭吃得可真不容易！”当杰克吃完准备结账离开时，服务员微笑着说：“先生，今天因为我们的失误给您带来了不便，这顿饭给您打五折。

”杰克听了，脸色稍微缓和了一些，说：“好吧，那这次就算了，希望你们以后别再出错了。

”《聪明的儿子》汤姆有一个非常聪明的儿子。

有一次，他们一起去参加一个聚会。

聚会上，有一个人想考考汤姆的儿子，就问他：“如果给你一篮子苹果，里面有一半是红苹果，一半是青苹果，你要怎么才能一下子就知道红苹果和青苹果各有多少个呢？”大家都期待着孩子的回答，只见孩子眨了眨眼睛，笑着说：“把篮子倒过来数一数不就知道啦！”众人听了，先是一愣，然后都哈哈大笑起来。

《忘记带钱包》一天，大卫急匆匆地赶到一家商店，想要买一件急需的东西。

他在货架上挑选了好久，终于找到了自己想要的东西，满心欢喜地走到收银台准备付款。

当收银员告诉他总价时，大卫把手伸进裤兜，突然脸色大变。

收银员好奇地看着他，问道：“先生，有什么问题吗？”大卫尴尬地笑了笑，说：“哎呀，我忘记带钱包了！”周围的人都忍不住笑了起来，大卫红着脸离开了商店，嘴里还嘟囔着：“这可太丢人了！”《宠物狗的误会》约翰养了一只可爱的宠物狗。

英语小故事带翻译11篇

英语小故事带翻译11篇故事1：The Ant and the DoveOne hot summer day, an ant was searching for some water. After walking around for some time, she came to a sparkling stream. So thirsty was she that she went straight down intothe water without looking where she was going. Suddenly shefelt a big drop on her head, and she heard a voice saying, "Look before you leap!"It was a dove that dropped the water on her. The dove saw that the ant was in danger of drowning in the stream and wanted to save her. She picked up a leaf and threw it on the water near the struggling ant. The ant moved towards the leaf and climbed on it. Soon it carried her to the bank, and she thanked the dove kindly for her life.Moral: A friend in need is a friend indeed.故事2：The Lion and the MouseOnce when a lion was asleep, a little mouse began running up and down upon him. This soon awakened the lion, who opened his big jaws and caught the mouse in his mouth."I beg you, Mr. Lion," cried the little mouse, "let me go, and I will never trouble you again. Please believe me, I will do you a favor one of these days."The lion was amused to think that a mouse could ever help him. But he laughed aloud and let the mouse go.It happened later on that the lion was caught in a net some hunters. He roared loudly, but none of the animals could do anything to help him until the little mouse heard his roar. Quickly the mouse ran to the lion and began to nibble at the rope in the net until it broke, and set the lion free.Moral: Never underestimate the power of a friend, nomatter how small they may be.故事3：The Fox and the GrapesOne hot summer's day, a fox was strolling through an orchard until he came to a bunch of delicious grapes hanging from a vine that was trained along a high trellis. The grapes were just right for eating, but they were just a little outof reach.After jumping and jumping again, the fox gave up tryingto reach them. "They're probably sour anyway," he said as he walked away.Moral: It's easy to despise what you cannot have.故事4：The Hare and the TortoiseOnce there was a speedy hare who bragged about how fasthe could run. Tired of hearing him boast, Slow and Steady,the tortoise, challenged him to a race. All the animals inthe forest gathered to watch.The hare ran down the road for a while and then and paused to rest. He looked back at the tortoise and laughed when he saw how far behind he was. "He'll never catch up," thought the hare, and went to sleep under a tree.The tortoise plodded on and eventually passed the sleeping hare. The animals cheered as the tortoise crossed the finish line. The hare awoke and ran all the way to the finish line, but could only see the back of the tortoise as he received his prize.Moral: Slow and steady wins the race.故事5：The Boy Who Cried WolfOnce there was a shepherd boy who liked to play tricks on the villagers. He would often run to the village, shouting, "Wolf! Wolf! A wolf is eating my sheep!" But when the villagers came to help, they never found any wolf.Moral: Always tell the truth, or people may not believe you when you really need help.故事6：The Crow and the PitcherA thirsty crow flew all over the land, searching for water. For days and days, she could not find any. She was about to die of thirst when she finally saw a pitcher beneath a tree. She flew down to see if there was any water inside. Yes, she could see some water inside the pitcher, but it was so low she could not reach it with her beak.The crow thought for a while and had an idea. She picked up some pebbles from the ground and dropped them one oneinto the pitcher. With each pebble that she dropped, the water level rose a little higher until it was high enough for the crow to reach with her beak.Moral: Little little does the trick.故事7：The Ant and the GrasshopperIn a field one summer's day, a grasshopper was hopping about, chirping and singing to its heart's content. An ant passed , bearing along with great toil an ear of corn he was taking to the nest."Why bother about winter?" said the grasshopper; "we have got plenty of food at present." But the ant went on its way and continued its toil.When the winter came, the grasshopper found itself dying of hunger, while it saw the ants distributing, every day, corn and grain from the stores they had collected in the summer.Moral: It is best to prepare for the days of necessity.故事8：The Cat and the MiceOnce upon a time, a mischievous cat caught a mouse andlet it go. Then he caught another mouse and let it go. This went on for several times. The mice soon found out that the cat was playing a game with them.One day, the mice decided to play a trick on the cat.They tied a string to a piece of cheese and left it near the cat's sleeping place. When the cat woke up and saw the cheese, she pounced on it, but the string was tied to a nail. The cat was unable to let go of the cheese and ended up being caught the mice.Moral: Be careful of those who play tricks on others, as they may end up getting tricked themselves.故事9：The Crow and the PeacockA crow once saw a peacock and was very jealous of its beautiful feathers. The crow thought to itself, "If only Ihad feathers like that, I would be the most beautiful bird in the world."The crow returned the feathers to the peacock and learned that it is better to be yourself than to try to be someone else.Moral: It is better to be yourself than to try to be someone else.故事10：The Fox and the StorkA fox invited a stork to dinner, but the fox served the soup in a shallow dish that the stork could not reach withits long beak. When it was the stork's turn to invite the fox, it served the soup in a tall, narrow jar that the fox couldnot reach with its short snout.Moral: Do not play tricks on others, or you may end up getting tricked yourself.故事11：The Bear and the TravelersTwo travelers were walking through the forest when they came upon a bear. One of the travelers quickly climbed a tree, while the other lay flat on the ground and pretended to be dead. The bear sniffed at the traveler on the ground and then left, as bears do not eat dead meat.After the bear left, the traveler in the tree came down and asked the other traveler how he had managed to escape the bear. The traveler on the ground replied, "The bear thought I was dead, so he left me alone."Moral: Sometimes, playing dead can be a good way toescape danger.故事12：The North Wind and the SunThe North Wind and the Sun were arguing about which of them was stronger. They decided to settle the argument with a contest. A traveler was walking down the road, and theyagreed that the one who could get the traveler to take offhis coat first would be declared the stronger.The North Wind blew strongly, but the traveler only wrapped his coat tighter around him. Then the Sun shone brightly, and the traveler soon felt too warm and took offhis coat.Moral: Persuasion is more effective than force.故事13：The Fox and the CrowA fox saw a crow sitting on a branch of a tree with a piece of cheese in its mouth. The fox wanted the cheese and began to flatter the crow, telling her how beautiful her voice was and how she should sing for him.The crow was flattered and opened her mouth to sing, but as soon as she did, the piece of cheese fell out, and the fox caught it.Moral: Don't let flattery deceive you.故事14：The Goose that Laid the Golden EggsMoral: Greed often leads to loss.故事15：The Milkmaid and Her PailA milkmaid was carrying her pail of milk home, dreaming of what she would do with the money she would get fromselling it. She thought of buying a cow, then a house, then marrying a rich husband. As she daydreamed, she got so carried away that she didn't notice the pail slipping from her grasp. It fell to the ground and broke, and all the milk was lost.Moral: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.故事16：The Oak and the ReedA strong oak tree and a flexible reed stood near a river. When a storm came, the oak tree stood firm, but it wasuprooted the strong winds. The reed, on the other hand, bent with the wind and remained standing.Moral: Sometimes, it's better to be flexible than to be strong.故事17：The Dog and His ShadowA dog was crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of meat in his mouth. As he looked down into the water, he saw his own shadow and thought it was another dog with a piece of meat. He snapped at the shadow, trying to get the other dog's meat, and in the process, he dropped his own piece of meat into the water.Moral: Be content with what you have; do not risk losing it desiring more.故事18：The Lion in LoveA lion fell in love with a beautiful maiden and wanted to marry her. The animals warned the maiden that the lion was a fierce beast, but she did not believe them. She went to meet the lion, and he behaved very kindly to her. She agreed to marry him, and they had a beautiful wedding.But on their wedding night, the lion showed his true nature and tried to eat the maiden. The animals, who had been watching, rushed in and saved her.Moral: Looks can be deceiving; don't judge a book its cover.故事19：The Fox and the Crow (A Different Tale)Moral: Beware of those who use tricks to deceive you.故事20：The Wolf in Sheep's ClothingA wolf wanted to eat some sheep, so he dressed up in a sheep's skin and mingled with the flock. He ate a few sheep before the shepherd realized what was happening and drove him away.Moral: Do not trust appearances; they can be misleading.故事21：The Wolf and the CraneA wolf had a bone stuck in its throat and asked a crane to pull it out for a reward. The crane pulled out the bone and asked for its payment. The wolf said that the crane had already been paid in the form of a good meal.Moral: A favor is not always returned with gratitude.故事22：The Fox and the LeopardA fox and a leopard were arguing about which of them was more beautiful. The fox said that it was more beautiful because it had more cunning. The leopard replied that it was more beautiful because it had a more beautiful coat.Moral: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.故事23：The Wolf and the LambA wolf accused a lamb of polluting the stream of which they both drank. The lamb protested that it was not guilty, as it was upstream from the wolf. The wolf then accused thelamb of insulting his ancestors, and without giving the lamb a chance to defend itself, the wolf ate it.Moral: Might is right.故事24：The Oak and the Reed (Another Tale)A strong oak tree and a flexible reed stood near a river. When a storm came, the oak tree stood firm, but it was uprooted the strong winds. The reed, on the other hand, bent with the wind and remained standing.Moral: Sometimes, it's better to be flexible than to be strong.故事25：The Dog and His ReflectionA dog was crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of meat in his mouth. As he looked down into the water, he saw his own reflection and thought it was another dog with a piece of meat. He snapped at the reflection, trying to get the other dog's meat, and in the process, he dropped his own piece of meat into the water.Moral: Be content with what you have; do not risk losing it desiring more.故事26：The Lion in Love (A New Tale)A lion fell in love with a beautiful maiden and wanted to marry her. The animals warned the maiden that the lion was a fierce beast, but she did not believe them. She went to meetthe lion, and he behaved very kindly to her. She agreed to marry him, and they had a beautiful wedding.But on their wedding night, the lion showed his true nature and tried to eat the maiden. The animals, who had been watching, rushed in and saved her.Moral: Looks can be deceiving; don't judge a book its cover.故事27：The Fox and the Crow (Yet Another Tale)Moral: Beware of those who use tricks to deceive you.故事28：The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (A Variation)A wolf wanted to eat some sheep, so he dressed up in a sheep's skin and mingled with the flock. He ate a few sheep before the shepherd realized what was happening and drove him away.Moral: Do not trust appearances; they can be misleading.故事29：The Wolf and the Crane (Another Version)A wolf had a bone stuck in its throat and asked a crane to pull it out for a reward. The crane pulled out the bone and asked for its payment. The wolf said that the crane had already been paid in the form of a good meal.Moral: A favor is not always returned with gratitude.故事30：The Fox and the Leopard (A New Story)A fox and a leopard were arguing about which of them was more beautiful. The fox said that it was more beautifulbecause it had more cunning. The leopard replied that it was more beautiful because it had a more beautiful coat.Moral: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.故事31：The Wolf and the Lamb (A Different Tale)A wolf accused a lamb of polluting the stream of which they both drank. The lamb protested that it was not guilty, as it was upstream from the wolf. The wolf then accused the lamb of insulting his ancestors, and without giving the lamb a chance to defend itself, the wolf ate it.Moral: Might is right.故事32：The Oak and the Reed (Yet Another Story)A strong oak tree and a flexible reed stood near a river. When a storm came, the oak tree stood firm, but it was uprooted the strong winds. The reed, on the other hand, bent with the wind and remained standing.Moral: Sometimes, it's better to be flexible than to be strong.故事33：The Dog and His Reflection (Another Version)A dog was crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of meat in his mouth. As he looked down into the water, he saw his own reflection and thought it was another dog with a piece of meat. He snapped at the reflection, trying to get the other dog's meat, and in the process, he dropped his own piece of meat into the water.Moral: Be content with what you have; do not risk losing it desiring more.故事34：The Lion in Love (Another Variation)A lion fell in love with a beautiful maiden and wanted to marry her. The animals warned the maiden that the lion was a fierce beast, but she did not believe them. She went to meet the lion, and he behaved very kindly to her. She agreed to marry him, and they had a beautiful wedding.But on their wedding night, the lion showed his true nature and tried to eat the maiden. The animals, who had been watching, rushed in and saved her.Moral: Looks can be deceiving; don't judge a book its cover.故事35：The Fox and the Crow (Yet Another Variation)Moral: Beware of those who use tricks to deceive you.故事36：The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (Yet Another Variation)A wolf wanted to eat some sheep, so he dressed up in a sheep's skin and mingled with the flock. He ate a few sheep before the shepherd realized what was happening and drove him away.Moral: Do not trust appearances; they can be misleading.故事37：The Wolf and the Crane (Yet Another Version)A wolf had a bone stuck in its throat and asked a crane to pull it out for a reward. The crane pulled out the bone and asked for its payment. The wolf said that the crane had already been paid in the form of a good meal.Moral: A favor is not always returned with gratitude.故事38：The Fox and the Leopard (Yet Another Story)A fox and a leopard were arguing about which of them was more beautiful. The fox said that it was more beautiful because it had more cunning. The leopard replied that it was more beautiful because it had a more beautiful coat.Moral: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.故事39：The Wolf and the Lamb (Yet Another Tale)A wolf accused a lamb of polluting the stream of which they both drank. The lamb protested that it was not guilty, as it was upstream from the wolf. The wolf then accused the lamb of insulting his ancestors, and without giving the lamb a chance to defend itself, the wolf ate it.Moral: Might is right.故事40：The Oak and the Reed (Yet Another Variation)A strong oak tree and a flexible reed stood near a river. When a storm came, the oak tree stood firm, but it was uprooted the strong winds. The reed, on the other hand, bent with the wind and remained standing.Moral: Sometimes, it's better to be flexible than to be strong.故事41：The Dog and His Reflection (Yet Another Version)A dog was crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of meat in his mouth. As he looked down into the water, he saw his own reflection and thought it was another dog with a piece of meat. He snapped at the reflection, trying to get the other dog's meat, and in the process, he dropped his own piece of meat into the water.Moral: Be content with what you have; do not risk losing it desiring more.故事42：The Lion in Love (Yet Another Variation)A lion fell in love with a beautiful maiden and wanted to marry her. The animals warned the maiden that the lion was a fierce beast, but she did not believe them. She went to meet the lion, and he behaved very kindly to her. She agreed to marry him, and they had a beautiful wedding.But on their wedding night, the lion showed his true nature and tried to eat the maiden. The animals, who had been watching, rushed in and saved her.Moral: Looks can be deceiving; don't judge a book its cover.故事43：The Fox and the Crow (Yet Another Variation)Moral: Beware of those who use tricks to deceive you.故事44：The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (Yet Another Variation)A wolf wanted to eat some sheep, so he dressed up in a sheep's skin and mingled with the flock. He ate a few sheep before the shepherd realized what was happening and drove him away.Moral: Do not trust appearances; they can be misleading.故事45：The Wolf and the Crane (Yet Another Version)A wolf had a bone stuck in its throat and asked a crane to pull it out for a reward. The crane pulled out the bone and asked for its payment. The wolf said that the crane had already been paid in the form of a good meal.Moral: A favor is not always returned with gratitude.故事46：The Fox and the Leopard (Yet Another Story)A fox and a leopard were arguing about which of them was more beautiful. The fox said that it was more beautiful because it had more cunning. The leopard replied that it was more beautiful because it had a more beautiful coat.Moral: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.故事47：The Wolf and the Lamb (Yet Another Tale)A wolf accused a lamb of polluting the stream of which they both drank. The lamb protested that it was not guilty, as it was upstream from the wolf. The wolf then accused thelamb of insulting his ancestors, and without giving the lamb a chance to defend itself, the wolf ate it.Moral: Might is right.故事48：The Oak and the Reed (Yet Another Variation)A strong oak tree and a flexible reed stood near a river. When a storm came, the oak tree stood firm, but it was uprooted the strong winds. The reed, on the other hand, bent with the wind and remained standing.Moral: Sometimes, it's better to be flexible than to be strong.故事49：The Dog and His Reflection (Yet Another Version)A dog was crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of meat in his mouth. As he looked down into the water, he saw his own reflection and thought it was another dog with a piece of meat. He snapped at the reflection, trying to get the other dog's meat, and in the process, he dropped his own piece of meat into the water.Moral: Be content with what you have; do not risk losing it desiring more.故事50：The Lion in Love (Yet Another Variation)A lion fell in love with a beautiful maiden and wanted to marry her. The animals warned the maiden that the lion was a fierce beast, but she did not believe them. She went to meetthe lion, and he behaved very kindly to her. She agreed to marry him, and they had a beautiful wedding.But on their wedding night, the lion showed his true nature and tried to eat the maiden. The animals, who had been watching, rushed in and saved her.Moral: Looks can be deceiving; don't judge a book its cover.故事51：The Fox and the Crow (Yet Another Variation)Moral: Beware of those who use tricks to deceive you.故事52：The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (Yet Another Variation)A wolf wanted to eat some sheep, so he dressed up in a sheep's skin and mingled with the flock. He ate a few sheep before the shepherd realized what was happening and drove him away.Moral: Do not trust appearances; they can be misleading.故事53：The Wolf and the Crane (Yet Another Version)A wolf had a bone stuck in its throat and asked a crane to pull it out for a reward. The crane pulled out the bone and asked for its payment. The wolf said that the crane had already been paid in the form of a good meal.Moral: A favor is not always returned with gratitude.故事54：The Fox and the Leopard (Yet Another Story)A fox and a leopard were arguing about which of them was more beautiful. The fox said that it was more beautiful because it had more cunning. The leopard replied that it was more beautiful because it had a more beautiful coat.Moral: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.故事55：The Wolf and the Lamb (Yet Another Tale)A wolf accused a lamb of polluting the stream of which they both drank. The lamb protested that it was not guilty, as it was upstream from the wolf. The wolf then accused the lamb of insulting his ancestors, and without giving the lamb a chance to defend itself, the wolf ate it.Moral: Might is right.故事56：The Oak and the Reed (Yet Another Variation)A strong oak tree and a flexible reed stood near a river. When a storm came, the oak tree stood firm, but it was uprooted the strong winds. The reed, on the other hand, bent with the wind and remained standing.Moral: Sometimes, it's better to be flexible than to be strong.故事57：The Dog and His Reflection (Yet Another Version)A dog was crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of meat in his mouth. As he looked down into the water, he saw his own reflection and thought it was another dog with a piece of meat. He snapped at the reflection, trying to getthe other dog's meat, and in the process, he dropped his own piece of meat into the water.Moral: Be content with what you have; do not risk losing it desiring more.故事58：The Lion in Love (Yet Another Variation)A英语小故事带翻译11篇故事1：The Ant and the DoveOne hot summer day, an ant was searching for some water. After walking around for some time, she came to a sparkling stream. So thirsty was she that she went straight down into the water without looking where she was going. Suddenly she felt a big drop on her head, and she heard a voice saying, "Look before you leap!"It was a dove that dropped the water on her. The dove saw that the ant was in danger of drowning in the stream and wanted to save her. She picked up a leaf and threw it on the water near the struggling ant. The ant moved towards the leaf and climbed on it. Soon it carried her to the bank, and she thanked the dove kindly for her life.Moral: A friend in need is a friend indeed.翻译：在一个炎热的夏天，一只蚂蚁在寻找水。

英语笑话带翻译

英语笑话带翻译英语笑话带翻译篇一Its a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fo*, out for a walk.这是一个阳光绚烂的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞窟外，在打字机上敲敲打打。

这时一只散步的狐狸走了过来。

Fo*: What are you working on?狐狸：“你在做什么呢?”Rabbit: My thesis.兔子：“写我的论文。

”Fo*: Hmmm. Whats it about?狐狸：“唔，是关于什么的?”Rabbit: Oh, Im writing about how rabbits eat fo*es.兔子：“噢，我在写兔子是怎样吃掉狐狸的。

”Fo*: Thats ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits dont eat fo*es.狐狸：“你太搞笑了吧!谁都知道兔子不吃狐狸。

”Rabbit: Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me.兔子：“兔子当然吃，我能证明的。

跟我来。

”They both disappear into the rabbits burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.它们一起消逝在兔子的洞窟里，几分钟后只有兔子独自出来了。

它回到打字机前继续敲打。

Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.很快，一只狼走了过来，停下看着兔子奋力工作。

简单英语小故事带翻译【10篇】

简单英语小故事带翻译【10篇】1.简单英语小故事带翻译Standing on the roof of a small goat and the Wolf Kid standing on the roof and saw the Wolf walked through the bottom and then abuse him, and laughed at him. The Wolf said, “oh, buddy, scold me is not you, but your terrain. “This story to illustrate, dili and cat often give a person the courage to fight against the strong.翻译：站在屋顶的小山羊与狼小山羊站在屋顶上，看见狼从底下走过，便谩骂他，嘲笑他。

狼说道：“啊，伙计，骂我的不是你，而是你所处的地势。

”这故事说明，地利与天机常常给人勇气去与强者抗争。

2.简单英语小故事带翻译Wolf and egretThe wolf mistake swallowed a piece of bone， verysuffered， running about， look for to visit the doctor everywhere。

He met the egret， and talk to settle the service fees to invite him to take out the bone， egret to stretch in the wolf’s throat the own head， and the 叼 outs bone， then toward to settle the good service fees wolfThe wolf answer says:” hello， friend， you can since the wolf 嘴 take back the head in the peace ground， and the difficult way return the dissatisfied foot， and how and still speak the guerdon?”This story elucidation， guerdon badly person act charitably， and is a bad person of cognition and does not speak the reputation’s innate character。

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)线话英语|2016-03-14 17:03:05英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下：Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".中间战术三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。

旁观者等着瞧好戏。

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

Very Pleased to Meet YouDuring World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I’m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys.""Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said."Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister.""I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。

英语搞笑小故事带翻译

英语搞笑小故事带翻译笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。

小编精心收集了英语搞笑小故事带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!英语搞笑小故事带翻译篇1Smaller Fish小鱼Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。

The waiter brought a dish with two fish,服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子，one larger than the other.其中一条鱼比另外一条来得大。

One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."当中一位男子跟另外一位说：The other one said"Ok,"“别客气，请自行取用呀。

”and helped himself to the larger fish.另外一位男子说：“好”，After a tense silence,于是就帮自己挑了比较大条的鱼。

the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smallerfish!"就在一阵气氛紧张的沉默之后，第一位男子就说：“真是的。

如果你要我先选，我就会拿比较小条的鱼。

”The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"另一位男子回答说：“那你在抱怨个什么劲呀?你现在已经拿了呀，不是吗?”英语搞笑小故事带翻译篇2Exchange Sandwiches交换三明治Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.有两位律师走进一家小餐厅。

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)

旁观者等着瞧好戏。

少儿英语幽默故事带中文翻译

少儿英语幽默故事带中文翻译在少儿成长的岁月中，我们夜晚听着妈妈讲述英语睡前故事。

而现在，我们已经长大了一定的岁数，可以自己看一些英语故事了，可以是幽默，也可以是简短的。

今天为大家奉上少儿英语幽默故事，时间难得，何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?少儿英语幽默故事(一)Poor GeorgeGeorge is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likes jumping and climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has a shortcoming. He is curious.One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, “What a lovely monkey! I will catch him.I will take him home.”The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down. The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then he pretends to sleep.Georg e is curious and looks at the hats. “I will be nice if I put a hat on my head.” George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George’s eyes. George can’t see. And the man gets up at once, rushes out and catches him quickly.Poor George!可怜的乔治乔治是一只小猴子。

简单搞笑的英语小故事

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英语幽默小故事10篇

英语幽默小故事10篇【引言】学习英语的过程中，阅读幽默小故事不仅能够提高我们的语言能力，还能让我们在轻松愉快的氛围中领略到英语文化的魅力。

下面，就让我们一起来欣赏10篇英语幽默小故事，并在快乐中学习吧！【故事1】Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who had a peculiar habit of always forgetting his keys.One day, he locked himself out of his house again.Instead of calling a locksmith, he decided to break into his own house through the window.As he was climbing in, he suddenly realized that he had left his keys inside the house!幽默点：Jack忘记带钥匙的习惯以及他试图通过窗户进入自己家的荒谬行为让人捧腹大笑。

【故事2】Mike was a terrible cook.One day, he decided to make dinner for his girlfriend.He spent hours in the kitchen, and when he finally served the meal, it was completely inedible.His girlfriend asked him, "What did you make?" Mike replied, "Well, it"s not quite soup, and it"s not quite stew, but you can call it "soupstew"!"幽默点：Mike的创新菜名“soupstew”让人忍俊不禁，体现了他的幽默感。

英语幽默小故事篇带翻译

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译) 线话英语|2016-03-14 17:03:05英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下：Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".中间战术三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。

旁观者等着瞧好戏。

英语幽默小故事带翻译

翻译：汤姆：你爱我只是因为我父亲留给我一大笔财产吗？
安妮：亲爱的，一点也不，不管是谁留给你钱，我都会爱你。
故事三：The Blind Man（盲人）
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
经理跑过去问那个男人，“你在干什么？！”
盲人回答，“我只是想看看周围。”
故事四：The Art of Conversation（交谈的艺术）
Teacher: “Can anyone give me three points of similarity between a giraffe and a refrigerator?”
英语幽默小故事带翻译
故事一：The Interview（面试）
John went for an interview at a big company. After the interview, the HR manager said, “You are very suitable for the job. But I'm afraid you won't be able to start until Monday.”
The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!”
The blind man responds, “Just looking around.”
翻译：一个盲人带着导盲犬走进一家商店。突然间，他抓起狗的牵引绳开始把狗甩到头顶上。

简短英语笑话带翻译三篇

【导语】笑话⼀般指短⼩、滑稽的故事,是⼀种民间⼝头创作形式,在民间⽂化中以⼝⼝相传的形式传播。

以下是由整理了简单的中英⽂对照英语笑话，欢迎阅读!【篇⼀】简短英语笑话带翻译 Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths. ⽼师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是⼗分之五个柑橘? 杰拉得：我宁可要半个。

⽼师：仔细想想，说出理由来。

杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成⼗分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。

【篇⼆】简短英语笑话带翻译 One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me." ⼀位学⽣对另⼀位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样?” “很好，我过去不懂英国⼈说话，可现在是英国⼈不懂我的话了。

” 简单的中英⽂对照英语笑话：Get to the hospital 医院要怎么⾛ An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused. "Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?" The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!" 有个很健忘的⼈站在车⽔马龙的⼗字路⼝正中央，那⾥有个警察正忙着指挥交通，⽽他不断地去⼲扰这位值勤的警员，因为他搞不清楚⽅向。

儿童英文幽默小故事中文对照版

儿童英文幽默小故事中文对照版儿童英文幽默小故事(三)The Panda in ChinaA panda looks like a little bear. It has black and white fur. It lives only in China, so it is called the national treasure of China and protected by the law.We all see panda on TV or in the zoo. They look stupid and walk slowly, but they are lovely and everyone likes them.A panda is lucky animal. We Chinese like it, and people of the world like it, too. Now there are China’s pandas in ma ny other countries, such as Japan and the USA…A panda isn’t a common animal, it is bridge of friendship.中国熊猫熊猫看起来好像一只小熊。

它的皮毛是黑白相间。

它只居住在中国，因此，它是中国的国宝，受到国家法律的保护。

我们在电视上或在动物园里能看到熊猫。

他们看起来显得很笨的样子，走起来很缓慢，但很可爱，大家都很喜欢它们。

熊猫是个吉祥的动物。

中国人民喜欢它，世界人民也喜欢它。

现在许多国家都有中国的熊猫，如，日本、美国……熊猫不是一种普通的动物，而是一座友谊的桥梁。

儿童英文幽默小故事(四)A Little AntOnce there was a little ant. She wanted to get married, but she only wanted to marry the strongest creature.She wanted to marry the strongest creature, but she didn’t know who the strongest creature is. She saw the wind blow houses down. So she thought the wind was the strongest creature. She wanted to marry the wind.But the wind told the little ant that ht wasn’t the strongestcreature. There was a tower in the forest. He had stood there for a thousand years against his force. The tower was the strongest creature.“Why do you want to marry me?” the wind asked.“Because you are the strongest creature in the world. You are strongest than the wind.” said the ant.“You are right. I’m strongest than the wind. But I’m not the strongest creature in the world. Look, how I’m damaged! Can’t you guess who has done this to me? It’s you, ants.”At last, the little ant married her own kind. Because they were the strongest creatures.一只蚂蚁从前，有一个小蚂蚁想结婚，但她只想嫁给世界上最强打者。

英语小故事及翻译五篇

英语小故事及翻译五篇1.英语小故事及翻译Gong Mingyi was a famous musician in ancient times, who played the lute very well.公明仪是古代一位很有名的音乐家，弹得一手好琴。

One day, while playing the lute indoors, Gong Mingyi saw a cow eating grass leisurely outside the window. He had a sudden whim to play some melodies for the cow. He first played the “Exercise of Qing Jiao”, but the cow still kept on eating grass with head lowered. He seemed to realize that the melody was too highbrow for the cow to understand.有一天，他在室内弹琴，看见一头牛在窗外悠闲地吃着草。

他忽然想弹几曲给牛听听。

他先弹了一曲“清角之操”。

可是，牛还是跟刚才一样，只顾低着头吃草。

他似乎意识到，这支曲子太高雅了，牛没有听懂。

So he played several other melodies, imitating the buzzing sounds of swarms of flying mosquitoes, and thebleats of a calf looking for its companions. At this, to his surprise, the cow stopped eating grass, but raised its head, pricked up its ears, wagged its tail and, pacing up and down in small steps, began to listen attentively.于是，他弹了另外几支曲子，模拟蚊子成群结队飞来飞去的嗡嗡声;模拟小牛犊寻找伙伴的眸眸叫唤声。

英语搞笑小故事带翻译

英语搞笑小故事带翻译笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。

小编精心收集了英语搞笑小故事带翻译，供大家欣赏学习! 英语搞笑小故事带翻译篇1A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, lookingunique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she askedgracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).” Theother party w isecracked(说俏皮话).有位空姐带着亮灿灿的金项链，项坠儿系一小飞机，显得别致而有职业特点。

她发现有人在看，便大方地问了一句：“它漂亮吗?”“漂亮极了，不过，飞机场更漂亮!”对方俏皮地说。

英语搞笑小故事带翻译篇2Boxing and Running拳击和赛跑Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight."丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。

他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。

”Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box."朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。

小学生英语幽默故事带中文翻译

小学生英语幽默故事带中文翻译作为一名小学生，除了晚上妈妈给我们讲一些英语睡前故事以外，白天的时候我们自己也可以看一些小学生英语幽默故事。

今天为大家奉上小学生英语幽默故事，时间难得，何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?小学生英语幽默故事(一)I Made Granny GladA teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?”“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.“My granny.” The boy says.“Good boy. Now tell u s how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”我让奶奶高兴了一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性。

“听着，孩子们，”他说：“你们曾让别人高兴过吗?”“我，老师，”一个男孩子说，“昨天我就使别人高兴过。

”“做得好。

是谁呢?”老师说。

“我奶奶。

”小男孩说。

“好孩子。

现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的?”老师问道。

“是这样的，老师。

昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了3个小时。

然后我对她说：“奶奶，我要回家了。

”她说：“啊，我很高兴。

幽默英语小故事带翻译

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下面店铺为大家带来幽默英语小故事带翻译，欢迎大家阅读!幽默英语小故事1：A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the keys."The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the keys." The Italian shruggedhis shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。