爱情公寓英语剧本

人物：Z（曾小贤）,H（胡一菲） ,Y（悠悠）,Q（子乔）

SECTION ONE

H（啃着苹果）：Oh, I see, you want to get ZhangWei’s room back.

Z: Yes. We have to do this, for the peace of o ur department!

H: How can you demand me to do this?

H: It’s not the matter of money, he could get it back if he has the ability to defeat me by inte lligence.

Z: OK, I’d like to present him to challenge you.

H: you? Hahahh~~~

Z: hahahhha~~ don’t you afraid?

H: No way! I mean, you three could just come in one time. If you were lucky enough to defeat me, just have whatever you want, but if you fail, I will occupy the whole department!

H: Of course.

Z: That is a deal! (悠悠突然冲出来)

Y: OOUWOWO, you are having a competition. Great, gr eat! I would like be the judge and set the questi ons!

四个人一人玩一个苹果，曾小贤的苹果丢了，继续摆手。

Y: Here comes the rule: Each team have to answer thirty questions, you will have thirty seconds for each question. Now, the coin will tell us which te am first.

悠悠扔起硬币然后按住，慢慢的揭开，然后沉默片刻

Y: Would you please get your side up first? 大家一阵嘘声

Ｚ: Is that so important?

Q:

Z: well, we have decided, the head side.

Y: Hehe~ I’m sorry, but neither side of the coin is the head.

Q:

Ｚ: (。。。的): ignore it, anyway, the side without flower.

Y(抛硬币): It is the side of number.

Q:

三人叹气，然后短暂沉默，突然惊喜的大声惊叫。

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Y: boys, please choose your subject.

Q:

(大家尴尬对视)

Y: This subject is not included. There are only su bjects of animals, lifestyle, movies and science. Z: Well…the lifestyle subject.

Y: Well, listen carefully: there is someone that yo u always take responsibility for her but never take responsibility for you, who is it? 三人笑了

Ｚ：ｔｈｉｒｄｐａｒｔｙ

Y：wrong，it’s bank. Yifei

H: Animals

Y:A pig need to go across the bridge, and the bri dge can only afford 500 kilograms. The pig weighs 300 kilograms. But the bridge broke down while it was crossing the bridge. Why?

Ｚ: how can it be the subject of animals?

Y(出示黄牌)

H: I got it. The pig was driving!

Y: right.

Q:

H: why can’t a pig drive since Zengxiaoxian can do so? (曾小贤做开车动作)

Y: well, it’s your turn

Q:

Y(黄牌)

Z: we choose lifestyle again.

Y: listen , Huyifei falls from the height of 6000 to 1000. why is she still alive?

Q:

Y: wrong. She was a Chinese stock investor who dro pped from 6000 point to 1000 point.

Z: I see that, can you be more stupid?

Y: yifei

H: movies

Y: please speak out the four most frequent dialogue s said by Monk Sha.