爱情公寓英文版剧本

人物：胡一菲，曾小贤，陆展博，林宛瑜，安妮，新郎新娘

曾：

Good moring everybody!Welcome to my friends Wang Tiezhu and Tian Er’niu’s wedding.I am the host of the wedding。I am the best man, my name’s Zeng Xiaoxian.Before the wedding; let’s enjoy a song sang by me.

Two birds on the trees are in pairs

Green water and mountains with smile.

Pick off a flower;

I put it on my wife's head.

胡：

What's the hell you are doing?Your awful voice destory my whole plan. Leave here now

曾：Why?I am the best roomate of bridegroom, he believes that I can be the emcee,why I can't be here？

胡：The bride is my best friend since college.She believes I can be the director of the wedding.So,everything here will be controlled by me, Including you,emcee.Annie,ask the band begin to show.

曾：Oh,alright,director Hu, We are a team,we need to work together,I prepared many programs for this wedding,How could you just cancel it, please let me do something.

胡：Team？Yeah, team needs you. Now you go to the bathroom and find out where the father is?

曾：But,I am the emcee！

胡：We don’t need a emcee.

(曾小贤无奈离开)

Annie: Here comes the new couple.

胡：Every department, attention please! play the music, turn on the lights, in a word,open all you need.Attention!This is not just a practice!

婉瑜：Why are they all looking at us?

展博：I have no idea.

胡：展博，why are you here?And got off from a married car?

展博：I am sorry sisiter,It’s an accident. It’s a long story.

胡：Don’t say it now.how did you get here？

婉瑜：We took the bus,then the tractor,then trailer and then a married car.

胡:It’s really long.who’s she?

展博：She’s my friend,Wanyu.

婉瑜：Hello, I’m Wanyu.

胡：Hello,this is my little brother.

婉瑜：I want to know when the wedding will start,I come here for it.

胡：It’s start right now.

曾：Hi,beautiful girl,I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

胡：He is my enemy.I asked you to find the father,Where is he? 曾:He sinks into the toilet and can’t come to the wedding.But I bring his clothes,

胡：What? There’s no time left, the bride and bridegroom will come soon.

曾：hahahaha.It’s my turn,I can be the emcee.

胡：You,come to perform as the father.

展博:Me,NoNoNo,I can’t do that.

胡：It’s doesn’t matter.get dressed, speak English, nobody will listen what you say.

展博：But,But,But……

胡:There is no time left, be quick! Remember their name: Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu.

Annie：They are coming.

胡：Every department, attention please! play the music, turn on the lights, in a word,open all you need.Attention!This is not just a practice!

婉瑜：Wow, the bridegroom is so handsome.

展博上场开始胡扯:ladies and 乡亲们，balabalabaka

Tiezhu Wang, Do you agree the girl be your wife?

王铁柱：Yeah!I do, I do.

展博：Erniu Tian,Do you agree the men be

your ……your…….zhangfu?

田二妞：I do.

展博:Now you can……,you can……(指着手指)

（伴娘拿来戒指）

展博：Yeah,right,right.

(交换戒指，拥抱)

展博：OK，music, flowers

(婉瑜感动的哭了)