荆轲刺秦王英语话剧
荆轲刺秦王英语话剧(搞笑)
Action II 荆轲：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：Yes. 荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁：Are you challenging（挑战的） me? 荆轲：Off course! 李莫愁：Come on! “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，两刀砍死 你啊。。。。” 李莫愁：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt（使受 伤 ）? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要 么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you‘re gonna（将要 ） get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲刺秦王(搞笑英语小话剧英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。
荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。
但最后他失败了。
你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。
Action I太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。
英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王
英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王Roles: 太子丹;荆轲;荆轲妻;谋士阿三;莫愁;旁白旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹(上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the mostattractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I amso scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才～这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三:Yes.Action II (《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲 :Are you Li mochou?李莫愁:Yes.荆轲:OK. I’m Jingke, yo u know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁:Are you challenging me?荆轲 :Off course! (耸耸肩表示同意)李莫愁:Come on!(音乐起)两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧
• 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、 graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、 smart and dearest Prince Dan”! • 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
• 荆珂：Darling, I love you. • 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申 克的救赎》） • 荆珂：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界 末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
Action II
• 荆轲: Are you Li mochou? • 李莫愁:Yes. • 荆轲: OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. • 李莫愁: Are you challenging me? • 荆轲: Off course! • 李莫愁: Come on!
• Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
•The End.
• 荆柯: Just tell me • what should I do? I will do anything for you. • Yeah!
大学生英语话剧--荆轲刺秦王
太子丹 : Yingzheng,that bad guy ,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am . Where is my minister?
只是保持镇静,请!让我看看! Loki get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~
Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qin is ours~~~ 好的,我找到了,我们可以送一个英雄,把嬴政~ ~ ~ 那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市在秦代是我们的~ ~~
太子丹：No problem.没问题。
Part three
挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人 头上。
阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.我们已经达 到沂水河。 荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.请在这里停车。再见。 太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further英雄,让我送 你一些 荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me 多么无聊的一场的家伙。如果你再走一段,然后你会代替我去 秦 太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king 好。再见。 英雄。这是地图的头部和樊于期,从而获得信任,尽显王者风范 荆珂 ：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.
搞笑英语话剧剧荆轲刺秦王(正文及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。
荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。
但最后他失败了。
你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。
Action I太子丹：(上，掏出乒乓球拍梳头，做自恋状)Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? （向幕里大叫）Where is my minister?镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。
荆轲刺秦王(搞笑英文话剧)
Prince Dan got the slimming tea ,and three people dance together happily…… 太子丹得到了减肥茶，三人高兴地跳舞……
荆轲: Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三：Yeah!
荆轲赢了……
太子丹：How are you? 荆轲：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an different answer to “How are you”? 荆轲：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆轲：Fine, thank you, and your wife? Hey, guy, I’m kidding（开玩笑 ）! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding，too! May I have your name card ,please? To be a man or to be a woman, that's a question! 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆轲：I am busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆轲：I am very very busy now! 阿三: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say OK, she is yours.
阿三: Honey, I am coming. Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ 太子丹：Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror(魔镜） said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous（嫉妒的） guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
新荆轲刺秦王英文剧本
荆轲刺秦王剧本角色：旁白、太子丹、阿三、荆轲、荆轲妻、李莫愁旁白：Long long ago there was acrazy country.In this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you th e truth.Action 1人物：太子丹、魔镜(由旁白充当)、阿三（太子丹的honey）Prince Dan: Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the prettiest man in the world?[掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状]Mirror: It’s you, Prince Dan! [画外音]Prince Dan: oh oh oh, I know it.I’m Prince Dan; the magic mirror said I was the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy; I feel he will kill me if the mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? [面对观众，做忧愁状]Where is my minister? [仰天长啸]San: Honey, I am just here, prince san.Prince Dan : I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan” [自恋状]San: Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~Prince Dan: Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? [看阿三] Talent[拍阿三肩膀，赞许状]Good idea! But who is the right candidate? [疑惑]San: After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Limo Chou and the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.Prince Dan: Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?San: yes.Action 2人物：荆轲、李莫愁Lee:jingke, I will take your head in my hand.Jing ke: haha,l’ll give you some colour see see today.荆轲奔向李莫愁，然后捅了李莫愁一刀（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）Lee: why? What are you doing? Why did you stick me indeed with your sword? You see ,oh ,my g od ,a lot of blood [吓死过去]Jing ke: hahahaha,l’m the winner!Action 3人物：荆轲、荆轲女朋友、太子丹、阿三（《大话西游》主题曲响起）San: Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.Jing: Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friendsPrince Dan: I will miss you, baby.Action 4人物：荆轲、荆轲妻子《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型Jing: Darling, I love you.J wife: I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!Jing: I love you more. Now ,I feel that except you and me, the whole silly world going to pieces ar ound us,I love you. [流泪状]J wife: Well. Be a man, just does it! I will be right here waiting for you.妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去Action 5人物：荆轲妻子、阿三J wife：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……[偷笑]J wife(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. San：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.。
荆轲刺秦王(搞笑英文话剧)
太子丹：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity （有价值之物）in this century? ——Talent！！ But who is the right
candidate（候选人）?
阿三: After screening（选拔） I have two promising （有前途的）persons on hand. One is Miss. Li Mochou, the other is Mr. Jingke. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world.
Action 1 The Prince Dan is delude one to folly to enjoy the song and dance
PrinceDan was glad to enjoy the song and dance.
太子丹正如痴如 醉地欣赏歌舞。
太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 镜子：It’s you， PrinceDan！！
Beauty:
Behind :
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Ying Zheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这疯狂的国 家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展现 疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客，被派去 杀秦王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知 道当时发生了什么事吗？好的，这场话剧会 告诉你真相。
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑英语话剧剧本.1doc搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
荆轲刺秦王英语话剧
太空步滑到妻子身边)
荆轲 to lose weight like her (指着大屏幕上面的美女的照片)
场景一：(一日嬴政正在欣赏舞蹈，此处播放跳舞的音乐，在跳 舞的结尾有一舞女将衣袖甩在了嬴政的身上，嬴政大怒) 嬴 政：Do you have eyes? Do you want to kill me? Where is my weapon ? Where is my weapon ? Where is my weapon ? (解开腰带打跳舞仆人甲) 跳舞仆人甲（荆轲妻）：Forgive me！ Forgive me！ Forgive me！ 跳舞仆人甲：someday I will kill him！ 跳舞仆人乙：your husband will support you.
荆轲：money,money,这是money（荆轲拿出钱包）很不屑，从口袋 中掏出钱Hurry up(看表)，I have no time！I am busy now！ 阿三：Maybe I know what do you want(小声对荆轲说).How about beautiful girls?(指着韩老师说)Look，she is the most beautiful girl in the world .If you say OK,she is yours. 荆轲：(荆轲表示害羞，与此同时戴上桃心的面罩)，beautiful！I hav time now.I agree with you ! 太子丹：OK，it’s a deal! 荆轲：But I should go back to the hospital to see my wife and say goodbye to her. 太子丹：All right.(此时太子丹与荆轲拉钩，拉钩上吊一百年 不许变（never，never，never），荆轲下台后，然后太子丹与 阿三击掌)
英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王
英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王第一篇：英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代，有两个国家的王子-------燕国的太子丹和秦国的嬴政，他们是很好的朋友，他们经常一起赏花，喝酒，唱歌，游玩。
有一天，他们还在游山玩水的时候，突然发现了一面镜子，一面有着神奇魔力的镜子，这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。
于是，太子丹和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜啊魔镜，我帅么？魔镜说：“当然了我的殿下，你是整个燕国最帅的人” 太子丹高兴状然后，张璐上，问：魔镜啊魔镜，告诉我，那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢？Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(魔镜：It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。
对太子丹说：“小弟啊，拿着这个镜子，自卑去吧，我是这个世界上最帅的人啊，啊哈哈啊哈........太子丹回到宫中“欺人太甚了，太过分了，我要报复！！我的仆人，你在哪里？” 仆人上“哦，亲爱的，我来了Honey, I am coming。
荆轲刺秦王（英文版）话剧
荆轲刺秦王（英⽂版）话剧The man wants to kill the king旁⽩：Long, long ago , it was Warring States Period, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every king or minister tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time went by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第⼀幕：Conspire(密谋)太⼦丹:(上，叹⽓）Ying Zheng, that bad guy, treats me even worse than before. Resorts to lots of persons in his hand, he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun. Recently, he has got much more cities from my hands. How can I live if these things happen again(急)。
Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am. (向幕⾥⼤叫)Where is my minister? (⼤⾂阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三:（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm, please! Let me see! （盘坐在地,两⼿在头上画画如⼀休）（旁外⾳：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok, I get one, we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties, jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太⼦与阿三作流⼝⽔状.太⼦：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea, Good idea! But do you think who we can sent?阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue. He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太⼦：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第⼆幕：tournament (⽐武)西门吹雪（上台，摆出⼀幅酷式，⼿⼀张，⼀条纸带随风⽽下）西门吹雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）Height: 190cmFavorite doing: chattingWar power: endlessFavorite color: blackWeaponry: long swordFavorite drinks: beerType of blood: OFavorite idol: Xiao Yanzi ,Mao ZedongToday I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荆轲（抖嗦⽽上）站在⼀边，不敢出⼤⽓。
荆轲刺秦王五人英语剧本
荆轲刺秦王The man wants to kill the king演员表：秦王荆轲太医秦舞阳赵高对话原文：Outside荆轲：Do you know why we are sent to meet the king of Qin?秦舞阳：Our king of Yan told us to find a chance to kill the king of Qin when we meet him!荆轲：That's right! Are you scared? It's a dangerous task, we will die whenever we kill him or not!秦舞阳：I am Qin Wuyang, I had killed someone when I was just 8 years old. There is nothing that I will be scared of in the word.荆轲：You are really brave! I trust we can make it with your help! Let's go to meet the king of Qin.Inside宦官：My lord, the messengers of the country-Yan want to meet you, they are outside. 秦王：Just let them in! I just want to occupy the small country, I want to know what they want to do or give in.宦官出，请荆轲，秦舞阳进入,秦舞阳发抖秦舞阳小声：I am so scared. I want to go home and find my mother.荆轲：Are you kidding? You just say you are a brave man.秦舞阳：I am so sorry. I will keep calm down.荆轲上前：My lord, I am Jingke, the represent of my country,Yan. I am sent to make peace with you.秦王：You think too much. I can occupy your country whenever I want.荆轲：That's not benefit to you because a lot of your soldiers will die or bleed. But if you could make peace with us, we will give one state of our country to you without any money.秦王：Let me think twice. Oh! It's a good idea. But what state will you give me? 荆轲：I take a map of my country. I can show you the state in this map. And here is the map。
英语短剧-荆轲刺秦王5-6-7人
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Thank you!
妻子:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." （《泰坦尼克号》的台词）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪， 荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never…… 妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance (人寿保 险) $1000, 000,I will transfer half of it to your account. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
两人冲上前来 “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊， 两刀砍死你啊。。。。” ——李莫愁倒地 。。。。
荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most hansome man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank you mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?