美国24个有趣地名的经典笑话

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美国24个有趣地名的经典笑话
在美国有一些地名取得相当的经典,人们总是拿这些名字开玩笑。

以下的几段就是无聊的有心人士拿这些地名造的句。

还附赠了美国地名经典笑话。

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24 of the Funniest Town Names in America
"I was holed up in Boring, Oregon, wondering whether I should try someplace different. So I hopped in my car and drove to Why, Arizona, to figure things out. After a few days I found my answer in Whynot, Mississippi: I needed a town with some life to it. I made a beeline for Disco, Tennessee, where I danced so much, I wore out my shoes. The next day, I headed to Loafers Glory, North Carolina, for a new pair..."
"Afterward I looked sharp enough to take a break in Handsome Eddy, New York. Eddy wasn't around, but I knew where to find him—in Loveladies, New Jersey, where it seemed that all the women were trying to get to Husband, Pennsylvania..."
"It was a tough town. One gal told me my romancing needed work and sent me to Sweet Lips, Tennessee. Heartbroken, I put the car on cruise control and drove to Lonelyville, New York, for a stiff drink. I made a pit stop in The Bottle, Alabama, and finally hit rock bottom in Condemned Bar, California. Not surprisingly, I woke up the next morning in Cranky Corner, Louisiana. I knew that if I continued like this, I'd be head ed straight to … Hell, Michigan..."
"Pulling myself together, I grabbed breakfast in Oatmeal, Texas, lunch in Sandwich, Massachusetts, and dessert in Pie Town, New Mexico. I should've stopped eating after Greasy, Oklahoma, because I was feeling pretty sick by the time I left Lick Skillet, Tennessee..."
"In Brilliant, Ohio, it finally dawned on me—I had to cease my wandering ways.
I parked in Do Stop, Kentucky, took out the map, and chose my new home. I didn't need Wealthy, Texas, or Fame, West Virginia. I found everything I needed in Happyland, Oklahoma."
美国地名笑话:
第十名:Smile, KY(微笑,美国肯塔基州)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Smile
旅行者:(傻笑/猥琐地笑……)能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
第九名:Okay, OK(好的,美国塔尔撒市西南部)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Okay
(旅行者含情脉脉地看着路人甲,等待他的回复。

很长时间后……)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Okay
(旅行者再次的等待……)(重复N次相同对话后,旅行者和路人甲一起抓狂)
第八名:Uncertain, TX(不确定,美国德克萨斯州)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Uncertain
旅行者:哇,原来你也迷路鸟……
第七名:Goodnight, TX(晚安,美国德克萨斯州)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Goodnight
旅行者:哈?现在是早上11点也……
第六名:Stop,GA(停下,美国乔治亚州)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Stop!
旅行者:呃……我不是已经停着么……
第五名:Nameless, TN(无名,美国田纳西州)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Nameless
旅行者:无名?原来素这样啊,难怪我在地图上找不到这个地方
第四名:Panic, PA(惊慌,美国宾夕法尼亚州)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:惊慌
旅行者:囧,我知道我迷路了,现在已经很惊慌了。

就告诉我这里是哪儿好么?
第三名:Halfway, Yorkshire (半路,英国约克郡)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Halfway
旅行者:去哪儿的半路上?
路人甲:不是啦,你就在HalfWay。

(No,you’re all the way to Halfway。

)
旅行者:我晕鸟……
第二名:Yell,TN(大喊,美国田纳西州)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Yell
旅行者:(难道这个人耳背?使足吃奶的劲对着路人甲的耳朵)能告诉我这里是哪儿么?(路人甲耳膜穿孔……)
第一名:Why,AZ(为什么,美国亚利桑那州)
旅行者:能告诉我这里是哪儿么?
路人甲:Why
旅行者:呃……因为我迷路了。

我在哪儿?
路人甲:Why。

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