小笑话英语带翻译

小笑话英语带翻译
Title: Funny Jokes with English Translation。

1. A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow pets in here." The man replies, "But this is a talking parrot!" The bartender is skeptical, so the man says, "Okay, I'll prove it. Hey, Polly, what's on top of a house?" The parrot responds, "Roof!" The bartender is still not convinced, so the man says, "Okay, one more. Hey, Polly, who's the
greatest baseball player of all time?" The parrot replies, "Ruth!" The bartender is impressed and lets the man and his parrot stay.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the
salad dressing!
3. A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think
I'm a moth." The doctor says, "You think you're a moth? You should be seeing a psychiatrist, not a doctor." The man
replies, "I know, but your light was on."
4. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
5. Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each.
6. A man walks into a library and asks if they have any books on paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
8. A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, "Would you like a twist?" The man says, "Sure, why not?" The bartender twists his head around and says, "You're ugly!"
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt
under his arm. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, and one for the road."
Translation:
1. 一个男人带着一只鹦鹉走进酒吧。

酒保说，“对不起，我们
不允许宠物进来。

”男人回答，“但这是一只会说话的鹦鹉！”酒
保持怀疑态度，于是男人说，“好吧，我来证明。

嘿，波利，房子
顶上有什么？”鹦鹉回答，“屋顶！”酒保仍然不信，于是男人说，“好的，再来一个。

嘿，波利，谁是有史以来最伟大的棒球运动员？”鹦鹉回答，“鲁斯！”酒保印象深刻，让男人和他的鹦鹉留
下来。

2. 为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了色拉酱！
3. 一个男人去看医生，说，“医生，我觉得我是一只蛾。

”医
生说，“你觉得你是一只蛾？你应该去看精神病医生，而不是医生。

”男人回答，“我知道，但你的灯亮着。

”。

4. 为什么鸡要穿过游乐场？为了到达另一个滑梯！
5. 两个人偷了一个日历。

他们各获得六个月。

6. 一个男人走进图书馆，问他们有没有关于偏执狂的书。

图书管理员低声说，“它们就在你身后！”。

7. 为什么咖啡要报警？它被抢了！
8. 一个男人走进酒吧，点了一杯饮料。

酒保问，“你想来个转折吗？”男人说，“当然，为什么不呢？”酒保扭头说，“你很丑！”。

9. 为什么稻草人获得了奖？因为他在他的领域非常出色！
10. 一个男人带着一块沥青走进酒吧。

他对酒保说，“我要一杯啤酒，还有一杯路上的。

”。