讲笑话的英语 -回复

讲笑话的英语 -回复
Sure! Here are 12 bilingual jokes for you:
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们构成了一切！
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
你听说过那个害怕负数的数学家吗？他会不惜一切避开它们！
3. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
一堵墙对另一堵墙说了什么？我会在拐角处见你！
4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
为什么骷髅不互相打架？因为它们没有胆量！
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
为什么稻草人赢得了奖励？因为他在领域中很杰出！
6. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
你如何组织太空派对？你把行星组织起来！
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
为什么自行车会倒下去？因为它太累了！
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like
a nut!
你怎样抓松鼠？爬到树上装作坚果！
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
你如何称呼一个有六块腹肌的雪人？腹肌雪人！
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！
11. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
为什么鸡蛋不讲笑话？因为它们可能会笑容满面！
12. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
企鹅是怎么建造自己的房子的？一起组成冰屋！
这些笑话适用于口语交流或幽默场合，可以用来调剂气氛或增加乐趣。