英语趣味小故事

One day，a little monkey is playing by the well。

He looks in the well and shouts：

“Oh！My god！The moon has fallen into the well！”

An older monkeys runs over，takes a look，and says，

“Goodness me！The moon is really in the water！”

And olderly monkey comes over。

He is very surprised as well and cries out：

“The moon is in the well。”

A group of monkeys run over to the well。

They look at the moon in the well and shout：

“The moon did fall into the well！Come on！Let’get

it out！”

Then，the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down,with his feet on the branch。

feet with his hands。

And he pulls the next monkey’ｓ

All the other monkeys follow his suit，

And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well。

Just before they reach the moon

，

the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky

He yells excitedly“Don’ｔ

be so foolish！The moon is still in the sky！”

A woman was having lunch at a restaurant, and she was enjoying the food very much. But there was a man in the next seat, and he began looking at the floor near her. The woman was angry and asked,“What are you looking for, sir?”

“A piece of cake,” the man said to her, “My cake fell to the floor.

w! Take this, and go back to “A piece of cake?” the woman said angrily, “It’s dirty no

your seat! I’m having lunch now. ” The woman gave the man a big piece of cake.“But,” the man said, “My teeth are in the piece of cake on the floor!

A Good Boy

Little Tom asked his mother for two yuan.

“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday ?” his mother asked.“I gave it to a poor old woman .” he answered .

“You are a good boy. ” said the mother proudly

. “ Here are two more yuan , but why are you so interested in the old woman ?”

“ She is the one who sells the candy .”

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting

the pictures."

Mrs. Brown was very fat. Her husband thought she should have a balanced diet, and he made her not eat meat or cakes.

One morning, Mrs. Brown made a nice cake for her husband, and he ate half of it. After he went out, Mrs. Brown cut a very small piece of cake and ate it. It was very delicious. Then she cut another piece and ate it, too. In a few minutes she ate up the cake. “My h usband is going to be very angry.”　

She made

She thought, “What should I do?”　

another cake very quickly, ate half of it, and put the other half on the table. Mr. Brown came back later and when he saw the half of the cake on the table, he was very happy.

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?”“No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops