英语趣味故事4篇(广播稿)

———Funny stories（1）陈建林
Buying a hat
买帽子
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. as she was very fussy, it took 一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。

她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好
her a long time to pick on one. already at the end of his patience the
了一顶。

已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to "你做了极好的选择，夫人。

你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十flatter her: "an excellent choice, madam. you look at least ten years 岁！"但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说："我不younger with this hat on!" to his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once 想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。

多拿一些帽子给and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as 我看看！
I take it off. show me some more hats!"
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———Funny stories（2）陈建林
But the teacher cried
(可是老师哭了)
The six-year-old john was terribly spoiled . his father knew it, but
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。

他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. and when he wanted 宠着他。

这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。

他想要什么不是哭，就anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. then came his first
是闹。

他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的when he came home from school his grandma met him at the door."Was 好吗？哭了没有？“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。

”school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?""cry?" John asked. "no, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
That’s all for today! See you next time!(今天就到这儿，下次见！)
———Funny stories（3）陈建林
Nest and hair
鸟窝与头发
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her 我姐姐是一位小学老师。

一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
在教室外的树上垒了个窝
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。

"Ididn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。

”那孩子回答说。

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。

"well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。

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———Funny stories（4）陈建林
The Hare and the Tortoise
（野兔与乌龟）
One day a hare met with a tortoise at the foot of a hill.
“H ello, little Tortoise! Where are you going? How short your legs are!” said the hare.
“ I am going over to the hill. I am a slow runner, but I can run a race with you,” said the tortoise. “All right. Let's run a race with you to the top of the hill,” said the hare.
The hare and the tortoise started. The hare ran very fast. The hare said to himself, “ I can much faster than the tortoise, and I may have a little nap here.”
So the hare lay down under a tree and was fast asleep. But the tortoise did not stop for a moment. He walked on and on. At last he got to the top of the hill.
The hare woke up and looked around, but he could not see the tortoise. He sprang up and ran as fast as he could. When the hare got to the top of the hill, he found the tortoise was resting there peacefully.
The tortoise said to the hare, “Now, Mr. Hare! Which was the faster runner, you or I?”
That’s all for today! See you next time!(今天就到这儿，下次见！)。