Two Broke Girls(破产姐妹) 第二季经典毒舌台词盘点(无图版)

Two Broke Girls: 第二季经典毒舌台词盘点

第一集：The hidden stash

S: No, you're never gonna win, Max.

M: You know, when I was born, the doctors tried to pry my dead twin sister from my hands, but I never let go. She was my first doll.

译文：不，你永远都不可能赢的Max。我出生的时候医生还想把我死去的双胞胎妹妹从我手里撬出来。但我就是不撒手她是我的第一个洋娃娃。

C: I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.

译文：我都穷到拿肥皂盒当钱包了。

第二集：And the Pearl Necklace

S: You know, every time I come here, I'm surprised you're still open.

译文：嘿！每次我来这，都很惊讶这店居然还没有倒闭

M: There is no luck. There is only work

译文：运气是不存在的.工作才是最真实的

M: Might as well face it. You and I are on our own.

译文：还是面对现实吧，我们要靠自己

M: Actually the only time my mother bought milk was when my face was on the side of the carton.

译文：事实上我妈唯一次买牛奶是因为我把店里的牛奶偷喝光了

C: We'll get there, Max. Because you and I have something Martha Stewart and machines don't.

M: Unpaid bills? C: No, each other.

译文：我们会成功的Max，因为我们身上有Martha Stewart和蛋糕机都没有的特质。没付清的账单?不，我们有彼此。

第三集：And the Hold-Up

M: Han, you can't let your mommy keep bullying you. Stand up to her. You're a 53-year-old man.

H: Max, I am 29.

译文：Han 你不能总让你老妈这么欺负你。要勇敢反抗，你都是个53岁的男人了。Max 我才29岁。

bully：欺小凌弱；stand up to：抵抗；

第四集：And The Cupcake War

S: Lady chatterbox says your business is in big trouble.

M: Please, everything seems big to Han.

译文：长舌妇说你们的生意遇到了大麻烦。得了吧就Han的个头看什么都是大事

chatterbox：喋喋不休的人

C: Max, why don't you ever let yourself dream?

M: Because in my dreams, spiders are always eating my eyes.

译文：Max 你为什么就不愿意幻想一番呢？因为在我的梦里，总有蜘蛛在吃我的眼珠子

M: Crew necks are for squares and Mormons.

C: Oh, cute! Should we do mine?

M:I don't know. If you have no car, why open the garage?

译文：圆领衫是给"飞机场"和摩门教徒穿的。太棒了! 给我也来一刀吧?我就不明白了，你胸无三两肉，露个毛啊?

crew neck：水手领

That's your brand. The muscle and the hustle. The doubled's and the ditz.

译文：这是你们的招牌。一个勤奋一个瞎忙活。波霸姐和无脑妹

hustle：赶紧；ditz：没头脑的人

第五集：And the Pre-Approved Credit Card

M: I can't believe you masking taped the shoe to your leg.

C: I know but these are Christian Louboutins aneven all busted up like this they still have the classic red bottoms.

M: You know what else has red bottoms? baboons.

译文：难以置信你居然用胶带包鞋子。我知道但这鞋子可是Louboutin啊(名牌鞋以红鞋底著称)。虽然它已经被整得面目全非但这经典的红鞋底仍在。你知道还有什么是"红底"的吗？猴子屁股。

baboon：狒狒

第六集：And the Candy Manwich

C: This guy has a brand-new apple. I've been eating the same apple for a week.

译文：这厮还有台新苹果，而我却一周都在吃同一个苹果

M: If I learned anything as a child, It's when a stranger offers you candy, You say yes.

译文：要是小时候我真学到过什么，那就是陌生人说要给你糖，你一定要接受

第七集：And The Three Boys With Wood

A: hello, sir, I’m here to pick up your daughter.

M: And what exactly are your intentions?

A: I don't know. Maybe take her on a romantic hayride, knock her out with chloroform, and sell her kidney for a new ipad.

译文：你好先生，我是来接你女儿的。那你的目的是什么呢?不知道啊，可能带她去坐一次浪漫的干草车，用氯仿把她捂晕，然后卖了她的肾去买个新iPad。knock sb out：击倒，使精疲力竭

第八集：And the Egg Special

H: Okay, everyone, time to divvy up. What's in the lost and found box?

M: If my dignity's in there, Tell it I said, "what up?"

译文：让我们看看失物招领箱都有些啥。要是我的尊严在里面替我跟它打个招呼。divvy up：分摊；dignity：尊严

第九集：And the new boss

H: Max, look at my face. I'm very upset.

M: Oh. Is that what that means? I just assumed you were constipated.

译文：Max看着我，我现在很愤怒。肿么了，你这是啥表情? 我还以为是你便秘呢。

constipate：便秘，呆滞

S: I mean, this place is so unappealing, even I don't look good here.

译文：这地方简直毫无吸引力，连我也跟着变丑了。