有关英语笑话故事带翻译阅读

有关英语笑话故事带翻译阅读
笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。

本文是有关英语笑话故事带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!
im’s History Examination
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault.
They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
吉姆的历史考试
舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
母亲：唉，糟透了。

可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。

嗨，他们尽问一些这个。

可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

It was Tom’s birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was a beartiful big drum.
“Who gave him thay thing?”answered Tom’s mother.
“Oh,”said his father.
Of course,Tom liked his drum very much.He made terrible noise with is,but his mother did not mind.His father was working during the day,and Tom was in bed when he got home in the evening,so
he did not hear the noise.
But one of the neighbours did not like noise at all.So one morning a few days later she took a sharp knife and went to Tom’s house while he was hitting his drum.She said to him,”Hello,Tom,do
you know,there’s something very nice inside your drum.Here is a
knitf.Open the frum and let’s find it.”
那天是汤姆五岁的生日，他从家人那里得到了很多不错的礼物，其中有一件礼物是一只漂亮的大鼓。

“这是谁给他的呢?”汤姆妈妈问道。

“哦。

”爸爸说。

当然，汤姆非常喜欢这个大鼓。

虽然他敲鼓的声音很难听，但妈妈却从不在意。

汤姆
爸爸因为白天工作，而且当爸爸回家时汤姆已经睡觉了，所以爸爸并没有听见过这些噪音。

但是，他们的一位邻居非常不高兴。

几天后的一个早上，当她又一次听到汤姆的噪音时，她带着锋利的小刀来到汤姆家：”嘿，汤姆，你知道吗你的鼓里有好东西，打开它，
我们一起找找那好东西吧
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。

汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买
的是好用的火柴吗?”
“是的，妈妈。

”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。

”
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