两则幽默英语笑话故事

汤普森讲笑话

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this．One evening he had invited several friendsto dinner，and while they were sitting at the table，one of thefriends told a funny story．Everyone laughed，and SirWilliam，who had laughed as loud as anyone，said，“That was a very funny joke，but I know a funnier one．Would you liketo hear it？”They all said they would，so Sir William began hisstory．When it ended，everyone laughed louder than ever andSir William smiled happily．But he didn't know the reason for their laughter．He had told the very same story that his friendhad just told．

威廉·汤普森爵士非常聋，但他却不愿意让别人知道这件事，一天晚上，他邀请了几位朋友吃饭。在就餐的时候，一位朋友讲了个有趣的故事，大都笑了，汤普森也和别人一样放“这是个十分有趣的笑话，但是我还知道一个更有趣的笑话，你们愿意听吗？”声大笑，他说：

朋友们都说愿意听。于是，汤普森开始讲他的故事。当故事讲完时，大家笑得比方才还厉害，汤普森的脸上露出了欣慰的笑容。但他却不知道别人发笑的原因。原来，他讲的正是方才那位朋友讲的故事。

是他的错It's His Fault

It's His Fault

Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to them, I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden and be good.

Yes, Mummy, the two boys answered, and they went out.

They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen. Mummy, he said, Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allen's house. Mrs. Allen was one of their neighbors.

He's a bad boy, his mother said. How did he break it?

I threw a stone at him, Billy answered, and he quickly moved down.

是他的错

比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟，两人经常打架。

上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说，我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。是，妈妈，两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。

他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。妈妈，他说，波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。艾伦太太是他们的邻居。

他是个坏孩子，他的妈妈说，他是怎么把玻璃打碎的？

我朝他扔了一块石子，比利回答道，他赶紧蹲下。

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