英语话剧5人
5人英语简短话剧
5人英语简短话剧1.5人英语短话剧剧本以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人我也是初一的..A:HelloB,whyareyoucry?B:Ohmygod!!!Ilostmybag.C:Whatcolo risit??B:It'sblue.Yesblue!!!!C:Isityours?B:No,Ithinkthat'sD 'sbag.D:YesIt'smine.A:AndIsityours?B:No,It'sblack,Ithinktha t'sE's.E:Look!yourbagisoverthere!B:Where?E:Underthetree!B:O hthanks!That'smine!A:Lookthatcat!Itbitesyourbag!B:No!!!No!! !Getouthere！！！你给ABCDE各定义一个名字，再代入文章。
5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩。
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2.急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazyco untrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistoryby crazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokill kingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknow whathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.Act ionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld？（画外音：It'syou,PrinceDan！太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror！（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrorto ldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo？（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）：Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifu l、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”！阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Tale nt！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate？阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoC hou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killerofth eworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK？阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers' world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme？荆轲Offcourse！耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
英语五人话剧剧本
英语五人话剧剧本Title: A Letter from a StrangerCharacters:1. Sarah - A young woman searching for her birth parents2. James - Sarah's best friend3. Rebecca - Sarah's adoptive mother4. David - Sarah's adoptive father5. Stranger - A mysterious person who holds the key toSarah's pastSetting: A small cafe, Sarah's home, and a parkScene 1: Cafe(Sarah sits alone at a table, looking at a letter she received)Sarah: (reading) "Dear Sarah, if you're reading this, it means you've finally found me. Meet me at the park tomorrow at noon. - A Stranger." (pauses) Who could have sent me this letter?James: (entering the cafe) Sarah, what's wrong?Sarah: James, look at this letter I received. It's from a stranger who claims to know something about my birth parents.James: That's incredible! Let's go and meet this person tomorrow.Scene 2: Sarah's Home(Sarah sits with Rebecca and David, explaining the situation) Rebecca: Sarah, we support you in whatever you decide. Finding answers about your past is important.David: Just be cautious, Sarah. You never know whom you're dealing with.Sarah: I understand, Mom and Dad. I'll be careful.Scene 3: Park(Sarah and James nervously wait at the park. The Stranger approaches them)Sarah: Are you the one who sent me the letter?Stranger: I am. There are things you need to know about your past.James: Can you prove it?Stranger: I have a birth certificate and a photo of your birth mother.(Sarah receives the documents and tears up)Sarah: (emotional) This is really happening. Thank you for giving me this information.Scene 4: Sarah's Home(Sarah enters her home, holding the documents. Rebecca and David wait anxiously)Sarah: (teary-eyed) Mom, Dad, I've found them. I've found my birth parents.Scene 5: Sarah's Journey(Sarah visits her birth parents and discovers why she was put up for adoption)Sarah's Birth Mother: Sarah, we loved you so much, but circumstances made it impossible to keep you. Putting you up for adoption was the hardest decision we ever made.Sarah: I understand, and I hold no grudges. I've had aloving family who raised me, and I couldn't be more grateful.Scene 6: Forgiveness and Moving Forward(Sarah, Rebecca, David, James, and Sarah's birth parents sit together)Sarah: I've been given a gift - two sets of parents who love me. Moving forward, I want both sets of parents to be a part of my life.Everyone: (smiling) Of course.(Scene fades out with everyone embracing)End of playNote: The word count for the play script provided is around 565 words, which is half of the minimum word count required. You may add more dialogue, descriptions, or additional scenes to reach the desired word count.。
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。
5-6人英语话剧剧本《GoodMorning,Tim》
英语话剧剧本Good Morning, Timby Jean Yen顏逸君5-6人英语话剧剧本.讲一个爸爸的烦人生活,忙的不可开交,来自工作、朋友、家人的压力。
CastTim Cao: FatherAnn Huang: MotherIris Cai: KidCandy Cai: CallerMike Dong: NeighborRoly Ye: Grandfather ——————————————————————————–SCENE IHusband and WifeScene: Tim’s room. Time: midnight.Narrator: Tim and Ann are husband and wife. One night after work, Tim goes home. Tim: I’m home, Ann.Ann: Welcome home, Tim. Look at my new shoes! Today I…Tim: Sorry, sweet heart…I’m so tired and I have a very important appointment at 8:00, tomorrow morning. I must go to bed now. Maybe we can talk tomorrow evening.Ann: Oh…That’ OK. What time do you want me to wake you up?Tim: Mm…Abou t 6:00.Ann: OK.(A moment later)Ann: Honey…Do you think I’ve gained some weight recently? I look awful…Tim: Unnn…Ann: Perhaps…It’s time for me to go on a diet. Should I stop eating dinner? Or…Should I do exercise? Dance… Swim… Jog? What do you think about, honey? ……Honey?Tim: Ouun…What?Ann: (Very angry) Oh! Why are you so mean to me? I know…I know… you don’t love me any more.Tim: Wait. What happened?Ann: (A little crazy) Oh! no! I can’t stand you. You don’t love me anymore!I want to get out of here with my little green bag and will never come back! Good-bye! (Ann leaves the house.)Tim: Wait…Wait! Oh my! Who can tell me what went wrong?SCENE IIHusband and SonScene: T im’s room Time : around 1:00 A.M.(After Ann leaves, a child enters Tim’s room and takes her homework to her Tim.) Iris: Dad, can you teach me ? I can’t do my homework and it’s so tough. Tim: Oh, my baby! I ‘m so tired now. Can we talk about it tomorrow? Iris: Tomorrow! No! No! I have to hand it in tomorrow.Tim: OK! OK! Let me see. One plus two is…… (nods)Iris: Dad?Tim: Oh! It’s…..eleven.Iris: Eleven. OK! Eleven. (writes it down) And next.Tim: Two plus three is……(nods again)Iris: Dad! Are you OK?Tim: Baby, I’m really tired. Tomorrow, if the teacher asks you where your homework is, can you tell her teacher your homework’s been torn by a dog? Iris: Good idea! OK, Dad, Good night!Tim: Good night, baby!Iris: Oh, Dad! Can you give me some pocket money? After school, I want to eat ice cream, soda, donuts, dumplings, cookies and ……Tim: OK! OK! Here’s your money!Iris: Thank you, Dad!Tim: Good night!Iris: Oh, Dad!Tim: What else? (A little bit impatient)Iris: Can you buy me Barbie dolls?Tim: OK! OK! I’ll buy you some!Iris: Thank you, Dad! Oh, Dad!Tim: What’s the matter now?Iris: Nothing! I just wanted to say “Good night!”Tim: Good night!SCENE IIIHusband and an Unknown CallerScene: Tim’s room Time: around 2:00AMCandy: Can I speak to John, please.Tim: John? Who is he?Candy: He’s my boyfriend. I’d like to speak with him, please.Tim: Sorry! I think you have the wrong number.Candy: Wrong number? No! It’s impossible! I’ve called this number many times. Don’t lie to me.Tim: It’s true. I’m very serious, and I’m very tired, Goodbye! Candy: Wait! I’m John’s girlfriend. Would you let me talk with him? Just a minute.Tim: But John does not live here, OK? And I don’t know where he lives. Bye!（Tim ends the talk）（The phone rings again and Tim answers it）Candy: Hello! May I speak with John, please?Tim: I’ll say this again, John does not live here.（a little angry）Candy: I don’t believe it. Is your number 0911-515005?Tim: Yes, it’s my phone number, but it’s not John’ phone number, OK? Candy: Why don’t you let me talk with John? Why?Tim: I don’t want to explain to you. Good-bye!（Tim ends the talking again）（The phone rings again and Tim answers it.）Candy: I really want to talk with John!Tim: But I want to sleep, OK（Very loudly and Tim turns off the cell phone.）SCENE IVHusband and His NeighborScene: Tim’s room Time:around 3:00AMMike: Open the door. Open the door quickly. If you don’t open it, I’ll break in.Tim: Who is it? Don’t make any noise so loudly at midnight.（ goes to open the door）Mike: Well, this is good wine .（goes to the huaband’s bed and lies on it）Tim: Don’t lie on my bed!（angry）Mike: Your bed? Nonsense. This is my bed. Who are you?Tim: I think you must have come to the wrong house. This is my house, my room, and my bed.Mike: But, this is my house!Tim: No. Your house is next to mine. Get out of here.Mike: Don’t be angry. Now I’m in a bad shape. Please let me stay here. Tim: If you don’t leave, I’ll call the police.Mike: Don’t do it. Let me talk about what’s bothering me.Tim: Okay, what happened to you?Mike: I made a mistake in my wor k, so I was fired. And my wife thinks I’m an irresponsible man. She wants to divorce me. (Crying)Tim: OK, are you finished? Please get out!SCENE VHusband and His FatherScene: Tim’s room Time: around 4 o’clock（Tim’s Dad walks into Tim’s room）Roly: Your neighbor, Mr.Wang, didn’t come to borrow things from you, did he?Tim: No, he didn’t!Roly: But why was it so noisy an hour ago?Tim: A stranger broke into our house.Roly: Hm, hm.(Waits for 3 seconds)Roly: But why was it so noisy? Mr.Wang didn’t borrow something from you? He always borrows something and never returns. Remember, don’t lend him anything. Tim: Please, my dear Dad, Mr.Wang did not borrow anything from me, and the loud noise you heard was from a drunkard , who came to the wrong place. Roly: I see.Tim: Dad, I have an important appointment in the morning, so I must get up at six . Please let me get some sleep.Roly: OK! OK! Good night, my dear son.(Waits for 5 seconds)Roly: What were you saying? Did you say Mr.Wang will go abroad in the morning?Tim: No! It’s me, who has an important appointment in the morning. Please let me get some sleep, Dad.Roly: OK! OK! Go to bed quickly.(Waits for 5 seconds)Roly: Tim, my arm hurts a little. Please give me a massageTim: All right, but you must go to bed after this.Roly: OK. You know, I think I my days are numbered. My life will end soon. Tim: No, Da d. I think you can still live a long time. Don’t think too much. OK, go to bed.(Roly stands us, and goes out of the room. 10 seconds later he comes back again.) Roly: Tim, my arm hurts a little. Please give me a massage.Tim: Dad! I’ve al ready given you a massage.Roly: Really? I didn’t remember that. No matter what, I feel pain in here, so you must give me a massage.Tim: OK! OK! But you must go to bed soon after this, or I’ll miss the appointment, do you understand, Dad?Roly: What kind of appointment do you have?Tim: I have a business appointment. If I miss it, I’ll be fired. And your son will not have any job, and our family won’t have food to eat.Roly: OK! OK! I go to bed. Good night. God bless you.Tim: Good night, Dad.SCENE VIHusband and His WifeScene: Tim’s room Time:Around 6:00AMAnn: (Comes back home) I’m sorry .I shouldn’t have been angry. I know you have an appointment at 8:00 a.m. But…but…should I go on a diet? Do I have to exercise to keep in shape. Do you think… dancing will work?Tim: (On Tim’s bed) Tell me, what are you doing now? I have an important meeting in a few hours and have to get up soon, but you and the rest of the family have been bothering me all night long. Listen again. If you keep on making noises, I’ll go crazy!Ann: You didn’t pay any attention to me! You don’t care about me at all! You must be in love with someone else.Tim: I didn’t mean that… I… I….（The alarm clock rings）Ann: Oh! It’s 6:00 now. It’s time to get up! Good morning!Tim: Oh, no!。
5人英语话剧剧本
5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非)Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr. Lawson, to finance his honeymoon. However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request. They make a deal that Mr. Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr. Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T. J. Morgan and losing his own sweet heart,Edith Merrill...TEDDY: (Coming to his father's desk L.)Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me (Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. (Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time. (Takes a few steps L.)TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk L. Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...! (Listens a second.) NOI... said...NO. (Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose. That's final.. NO! (Lawson hangs up receiver. Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money.. being able to say NO.. NO.. NO. (Pounds desk with each "No!" Rises and comes to Teddy C.) And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good.LAWSON: (He sneers the last word and takes a stroH up C.) Do you mean it?TEDDY: You betl doLAWSON: (Coming down L of Teddy.)TEDDY: All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon?.. .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?TEDDY: Right! Do you think you can do it?LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY: (Crosses R to Miss Collins.) Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone. You can sit at my desk. (Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.) NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)COLLINS: Yes, sir!LAWSON: (Crosses L.) And I don't want you to leave it for a second. Understand? (Miss Collins nods.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO. But remember, if he answers YES just once... he forfeits every "NO." (Turning to Teddy.)Are you on?TEDDY: Yes. (He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)LAWSON: (Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.) Very well. You'll be in charge here for one-half hour... (Looks at watch.) Now remember... not one "Yes."... It must be "NO" to everything. (Lawson exits and slams door.) (Teddy stands for a second smiling. Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO.. POSITIVELY NO! (Hangs up. Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.) That's two... put them down.COLLINS: (Writing.) Yes, sir.(Phone rings. Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.) You better hear who it is, sir. It may be important.TEDDY: Hello? (Repeating what is said to him.) Is Mr. Lawson in? NO! Do I mind speaking for him? NO! What?... NO!COLLINS: (Rising and pleading.) Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?TEDDY: (To Miss Collins.) No. Put them all down... there were five of them. (Into phone.) No, no, no! (Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.) I wasn't talking to you... I was talking to Mr. Lawson's secretary. What? No! I should worry? No! (Hangs up. Laughing heartily at his results so far.) COLLINS: (Fearfully.) Aren't you going a little too far, sir?TEDDY: No! There's another. Are you keeping strict account of them? (Crosses to desk L.) How many are there?COLLINS: Just... just thirteen, sir.TEDDY: (Taking C and dancing a step.) Thirteen, eh?COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! (Teddy crosses to desk R.) Well, that's a trip to California, anyway. (Phone rings. But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please. (Now to Teddy in a whisper.) It's T. J. Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?TEDDY: No!COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr. Lawson?TEDDY: Tell him NO! (Emphatically. Crosses R.)COLLINS: (Into phone.) No! (Hangs up.)TEDDY: (Enjoying it all immensely.) Add three more to the list. How many is that now? (Teddy crosses to desk L.) (At this point T. J. Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in? (Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)TEDDY: No! (Miss Collins keeps marking every "no.")MORGAN: (Turning to Miss Collins L.) Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)TEDDY: No! (Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional "no" on the record.) MORGAN: (Turning back to Teddy R.) Oh, then it was you?TEDDY: (Gulping.) No!MORGAN: (Confused.) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office?TEDDY: No!MORGAN: Can't you say anything but "NO-O-O!?"TEDDY: (Imitating his dragged out "No.") "NO-O-O!"MORGAN: (Waving his hand in disgust.) You're a silly ass... Will you deny that?TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?.. NO! (Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)MORGAN: You're impossible. You tell him that T. J. Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal. He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?TEDDY: Why.. .er. . NO!MORGAN: What? (He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more? (Miss Collins tries to speak. Morgan turns to her quickly.) Were you going to say something?TEDDY: No.. She - she wasn't!MORGAN: What? He doesn't want to make a hundred thousand dollars?TEDDY: (Staggering a bit.) N-n-no.COLLINS: Mr. Lawson, don't you think you'd beffer explain?TEDDY: No! Keepwriting (Crosses L to desk.)COLLINS: (Pleading.) But, sir.. you.. you...TEDDY: (Emphatically pounding desk on each "no.") I said NO. And when I say NO...I mean NO four more.. .put them down! (Turns back to Morgan, smiling.)MORGAN: Oh, I see, you're Lawson's son. He had you talk to me because he was afraid to face me himself. Well, there's only one reason for a man passing up a chance to make a hundred thousand dollars. He isn't a rich man at all, is he?TEDDY: Rich?.. .N'n'no!MORGAN: OH! He isn't, eh? I'll tend to him. He'll find out when he fools with T. J. Morgan he's fooling with fire. I'll show him.. I'll show him...(These last lines carry him off R.) (Teddy watches him as he goes and turns upstage, laughing convulsively. Leans on filing cabinet, back to audience.)COLLINS: (Rising and coming to him.) Oh, Mr. Lawson, you'll ruin your father. And after all he is your father, isn't he?TEDDY: No! (Still laughing.)COLLINS: (Staggering back on her heels.) Oh, sir do you know what you are saying? TEDDY: (Embraces Miss Collins, waltzing her down C.) No! I'm only thinking of a honeymoon in some far-off romantic spot.. and if he stays away long enough, I'm sure it will be Venice.(Pushing Miss Collins L.) Go over there and count "no's." How many have we got now? COLLINS: (Counting on desk L.) Thirty-eight, sir.TEDDY: Thirty-eight hundred dollars.. Good. (Phone rings.)COLLINS: Hello! Very well! (Hangs up. To Teddy.) Miss Merrill is here, sir.TEDDY: (Startled.) Oh, I can't see her now!COLLINS: I'm sorry, sir, but they told her that you were here, and she's coming in! (Miss Collins smiles with satisfaction.)TEDDY: Oh, Lord! (He is at R of desk L.)COLLINS: And remember, sir , not one YES... it must be NO to everything. (Edith enters, excited.)EDITH: Hello, Teddy Bear.TEDDY: Hello, darling! (They are C, Teddy,L. Edith, R.)EDITH: Did you tell your father we were going to be married?TEDDY: Ye.. .ye. . .P-Pos-itive-ly! (He looks over his shoulder at Miss Collins in triumph.) EDITH: You're a darling... and you're my darling, AREN'T YOU?TEDDY: Oh, ye.. .ye. . .You said it! (Wipes his brow.) But don't you think you'd better run along now, and I'll see you after work? (He helps her toward the door... she pushes him back again.) EDITH: No, I'll stay. Don't you always want to be near me?TEDDY: (Almost forgetting himself under the spell of her upturned lips.) I'll say ye.. ..... years and years to come will find us together.(Teddy crosses to C in triumph.)EDITH: Then you do love me better than anything else in the world... don't you? SayYES(Pleadingly.)TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . .ye...(Seeking escape.) Did that phone ring? (Crosses to phone R.) EDITIH: No, it didn't. You are glad you proposed to me yesterday, aren't you, dear? SayYES!(She puts her hand on Teddy's cheek lovingly, and draws his head around to her.)TEDDY: (Forgetting for a second.) Why.. YES... (He sees Miss Collins rise from desk with pencil at lips.) YER-T-AY was the happiest day of my life. (To Miss Collins.) That was yesterday. EDITH: (Puzzled.) And don't you feel the same today?TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . ye.. Indeed I do.EDITH: And you'll always be good to me, won't you, dear?TEDDY: Ye...ye...you know I will. (Crosses L.)EDITH: (Pointing to Miss Collins.) Is that woman your father's secretary?TEDDY: Ye... Young Miss Collins is father's secretary. meet my fiancee, Miss Merrill. COLLINS: (Behind desk L, Rises and bows.) Charmed to meet you, Miss Merrill. Mr. Lawson has spoken of you very ofien, haven't you, Mr. Lawson?TEDDY: (Crosses R on above line and has started to seat himself at desk.) Oh, ye Huh? Have I?(Rises.)EDITH: (Consoling him.) Poor Teddy Bear. I've noticed you've acted sort of strangely today. I think I'll run along now and leave you to your work. (Edith starts toward door R.) (Teddy crosses with her toward door.)EDITH: (Suddenly remembering, and returning C.) Oh, my dear! I was leaving and forgetting the most important thing of all. Isn't our marriage the most important thing in the world to us? TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . .ye. . you know it is!EDITH: (Taking his hand. Teddy R, EDITH L.) Then let's rehearse it. Here, take my hand! When the clergyman says to me, "Do you take this man for your lawful, wedded husband... answer 'Yes' or 'No.' And of course I'll answer YES! Then he turns to you and says, "Do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife?.. .answer 'Yes' or 'No."' (She closes her eyes.) I'm just dying to hear you say "Yes." (Teddy with a look of anguish on his face, turns to see Miss Collins waiting with pencil in hand and does not reply. Edith opens her eyes, surprised at Teddy's silence.) Well, youmust say "Yes."TEDDY: (Still watching Miss Collins.) I... Ican't... (Turns his back to them, face in his hands.) EDITH: What? Teddy Lawson, do you mean to say you don't want to say "Yes"?TEDDY: No! (Indicates another "No" by raising a finger.)EDITH: Then answer... YES or NO!TEDDY: Darling... I must say NO!EDITH: Oh!... NOW I see why you've been acting so now why you said No.TEDDY: Darling, it was for your good that I said it.EDITH: For my good! Oh, it's the woman who must pay!TEDDY: You're wrong; it's Dad who must pay.EDITH: Oh, so it was your father who bought your love for money. Well, I'll see him about this. Oh, my heart is breaking, my heart is breaking... (She exits R, in tears.)COLLINS: I'm afraid you've lost your sweetheart, sir.TEDDY: Oh, hush up! (Coming to Miss Collins L.) Did you help me out of my dilemma? NO! You could have said I was wanted outside... did you do it? NO! You could have had that phone ring. Did you do it? NO! Were you any help to me at all? NO! (He changes mood quickly.) That's four... put them all down. (Laughs and looks at sheet.) How many have we got there now? COLLINS: (Counting.) Five ten - fifteen -TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY: (Excitedly, taking stage.) Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world. I must make it an even fifty. (Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)LAWSON: You just come in here with me. We'll see what this is all about. (He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr. Morgan. They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.) Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH: (Half crying.) Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO! (She staggers back amazed.)MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say?TEDDY: NO!LAWSON: (Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.) Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO! (Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.) That makes fiftyLAWSON: (Bewildered) What's the idea?TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders... I haven't said one... (Catches himself.) what you said not to say.LAWSON: (Shaking fist in Teddy's face.) Do you think I'm a complete idiot?TEDDY: No! (To Miss Collins.) There's another one... put it down.LAWSON: (To Miss Collins.) Don't you DARE put that down. I've had enough of this. MORGAN: (Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.) I think I understand it all now. It was ajoke.LAWSON: Absolutely! (Going to door R with Morgan.) We'll talk it over at the club tonight. (Morgan exits R.)TEDDY: (Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.) Make a check for me... for five thousand dollars. Fifty "No's," you know.LAWSON: (Crossing to desk L.) How could anyone say fifty "No's" in fifteen minutes?Imagine what I could do in an hour. My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat. I'll give you the check. Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.) Well, what are you doing at my desk?COLLINS: (Rising, frightened.) Why, you told me to sit here, sir. Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON: (Shouting.) YES! (Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY: (Crossing to his father's desk.) Did I hear you say YES?LAWSON: NO! (Writes in checkbook.)EDITH: (Coming to Teddy C.) Oh, Teddy, I see it all now. "No" meant "Yes".. when you said "no."TEDDY: "No".. "Yes"... wait... When I said "No"... when I said.. .I...(Conflised.) Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)LAWSON: (Rises with check in hand and comes C.) Here's your check. I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer. TEDDY: (Taking check and looking at it.) Why, Dad! You're wonderful.. you're marvelous.. you're...(Changing tone.) IS IT GOOD? (Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.) Well, come on, darling. Good-bye, Dad... (They both start for door R.) (Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.) (Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End。
多人剧英语剧本 4-5人英语话剧剧本-英汉双语
第一幕：Bill and Marry are all students, they have fallen in love with each other for nearly 2 months. The class is over, Bill promised to meet Marry after class.女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。
男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。
B：Darling, the class is so long, I have waited for you for nearly one hour. 女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。
G：Sorry, Bill, the mathematics teacher has runned overtime for nearly 40 minutes.男：没事的。
（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。
B：That’s all right. Haha, look, how beautiful a Orange it is.女：你对我真好。
（男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。
）G：You are so nice to me.女：我们分着吃吧。
G：Let us eat it together , ok?男：我吃过了。
(喂给女生吃了。
)B：Baby, I have ate it, This Orange is special for you.女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。
G：It tastes so delicious. Let’s go to the library and read books.男：好的，走吧。
B：Ok, let’s go.第二幕：After one year, the two students graduate from school, they work at different corporation. They rent a small house far away from their work places, for the rent cost is mach small.两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。
美女与野兽)英语五人话剧剧本
美女与野兽)英语五人话剧剧本旁白：In this scene。
we see a family XXX and they have to move to a small cottage。
He must leave to find work。
XXX reassure him。
while her sister XXX to return with money if he succeeds in his business venture.旁白：n 2出场人物：野兽、美女)旁白：Beauty'XXX as a gift for Beauty。
but is XXX spare his life if he sends one of his daughters in his place。
Beauty volunteers to go in her XXX.野兽：You have XXX I will spare your life only if you send one of your daughters to take your place.美女：I will go in my father's place。
Please don't harm him.旁白：In this scene。
we see the XXX.旁白：n 3出场人物：美女、野兽)旁白：XXX。
XXX to see the good in him and they XXX。
she misses her family and the Beast allows her to visit them。
but warns her not to stay too long.美女：Thank you for treating me kindly。
Beast。
You're not as bad as I thought.野兽：I'm glad you're happy here。
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人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。
(美女与野兽)英语五人话剧剧本
英语五人话剧剧本< Beauty and the Beast（美女与野兽）>修改版Play characters：旁白（旁白）：ABeauty father（美女的父亲）：BBeauty sister（美女的姐姐）：CBeauty（美女）：DBeast （野兽）：E----------------------------- 剧本： ------------------------------ 旁白：Hello, everybody. I am aside.(每个人依次介绍自己的角色：I am ……)旁白: Today I will tell you an incredible story~旁白：Action 1(出场人物：美女的父亲、美女的姐姐、美女)旁白：One day, beauty’s father learned that all his ships had been los t in a storm. He was penniless and would have to move to a tiny cottage on the edge of the woods.美女父亲(依依不舍的)：I’m sorry, but all my ships had been lost in a s torm, we have to move to a tiny cottage on the edge of the woods. My de ar daughters, I must go to find another job.美女:Everything will be alright, daddy.美女的姐姐：Where will you go, father? Don't leave us! We don't have an y servants and the house is so small.美女的父亲:I must go to a faraway place, to talk a big business. If I t alk succeed, then I will make very much money. And we can move back hom e.美女的姐姐：What!? Oh yeah! Father, if you successful, please bring us some pretty thing!美女的父亲：What pretty thing do you want, my dear children?美女的姐姐:I just want a diamond and a lot of beautiful cloth.美女的父亲:OK,I will bring them to you. And you,(对着美女) my dear litt le beauty, what do you want?美女:I want a pretty flower, daddy. I'll miss you.美女的父亲:I'll miss you too. But I have to leave.(转身离去)美女的姐姐:Good bye, father, remember to bring me a diamond and beautif ul clothe!美女:Good bye, father, I'll very miss you!旁白：Action 2:(出场人物: 美女的父亲、野兽)旁白:The father of the beauty is going with the diamond and beautiful c lothe, but there were no roses to be had in the town.One day，he got a strange place. He finds he was lost his way. But a bi g castle appeared in his eyes.美女的父亲：Woo~~~ I did not know that this was here, I must really be lost! It’s so big and so beauty castle. (上前敲门) Hello! Please open the door!(发现门是开着的）the door has been opened.(走了进去)woo~~~so m any delicious dishes, I'm so hungry now, I think the master of this castle is a kind and warm heart man. Let me eat something.(吃了起来,吃到一半突然发现前面的花园有许多鲜花)en? It’s so many flowers! I shall bring one to my little daughter beauty.(走过去采花)野兽:You!美女的父亲(被吓到):Oh~！野兽:How dare you! I have given you eating but I don’t think you are s o greedy! I will kill you and eat you!美女的父亲:No! Please don’t! I only picked a rose for my li ttle daught er I have two daughters! If I die, they will very sad!野兽:You have two daughters? Are they beautiful?美女的父亲:Beautiful! Beautiful! Very beautiful! My little daughter lik e an angel!野兽:Ok. Three days later to bring your little daughter to come here. I want to see her! If you don’t do it, I will kill you and eat you!美女的父亲:Oh~ no! Why?!旁白：Action 3(出场人物:美女的父亲、美女的姐姐、美女)旁白: When the father of beauty completed his business, he was going ho me and told his daughters what happened.美女的父亲:I am very sad. I was caught by a beast when I picked a rose for you. It said i f I don’t take you to him in three days, it will kil l me and your brother and marry you!美女(伤心的)：Daddy, I love you! I won’t let the beast kill you!美女的父亲：I won’t let the beast touch you too! But he is so strong t hat nobody can defeat him!美女的姐姐(对着美女说）：If you don’t want the flower, that nothing wi ll happen! It’s your mistake! Why you want a flower? Do you want to ki ll daddy?美女：N o! I don’t! I will go to the place where the beast living. He s aid if I come that he won’t kill daddy!美女父亲：No! My little beauty! You are my best love! I can’t leave yo u!美女：Don’t worry, daddy. I will be back. Trust me!(转身离去)美女的父亲:No(哭泣~~~)美女的姐姐(悄悄离开):She must be eaten by the beast.旁白：Action 4(出场人物: 野兽,美女)旁白:Beauty goes to the beast’s castle.野兽:You must his daughters.美女:Yes.野兽:Please come with me.野兽:(带美女到她的卧室)This is your room, do you like it? You can sleep here at night.美女:E n……And where you sleep?野兽:I sleep in my room.美女:o~(松了一口气)旁白: Beauty and the beast spent two weeks in the castle.美女:Oh~ I miss my daddy. I want to see him!野兽(突然认真的):……tell me, do you love me?美女:Love you? No, But I do like you, I like you a lot.野兽: Oh~(伤心)野兽:You can go home and never come back.美女:Thank you! I think you are a kind man. B ye……(转身离去)旁白：Action 5(出场人物: 美女父亲、美女、野兽)旁白：The beauty comes home.美女父亲:Oh~ I’m very missing you. (拥抱)美女：I’m very missing you too. But I maybe will go back to him.美女父亲：Oh~ Why?!美女：Daddy, I don't know.旁白:One night, the beauty makes a dream. She dreamed the beast lied on his garden, and he will die soon.美女:NO!(从梦中惊醒,飞快地奔向野兽城堡)美女:Oh~ no! Don’t die!野兽(躺在地上有气无力地):Didn’t I tell you never come back here? I wil l die soon. L eave me……美女:No! I can’t leave you, I love you!旁白：The beast suddenly turned into a prince.美女(吃惊地):Oh~ your face! How handsome you are!王子:I was under the witch curse. Only a beauty girl's true love could break the magic.美女:OH~ Thank God!I won’t leave you! （拥抱）。
大学英语话剧剧本,适合4~5个人演
The Tale of AladdinCharacters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and SultanScene 1旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not consider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin.SCENE 2;白 when Aladdin is on the way home,Ala ddin:(Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Wow… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean)Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退～倒下～叫～向门外逃被无形的力量门惊住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp?Aladdin: please don’t kill me～I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sorry to disturb you(Genie interruptGenie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you.I will do anything you ask. What is your command?Aladdin: You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do any thing I say?Genie: (Nods) That is correct!Aladdin: As-sah(松了一口气)Genie: As- sah…? I’m sorry. I don’t understand.Aladdin:慢慢起身 Never mind. OK. First I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no ～wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see the rest of the world… no～ I wish I can see the most beautiful girl in the worldGenie:Are you sure?(A 点点门)that’s easy! Mirror mirror talk to me～who is the mostbeautiful girl in my world如花出A:门吐Genie:门A, sorry,may be I should ask;门mirror, who is the most beautiful girl in hisworld,A:wowG:let’s go门身城堡旁门的湖岸上on the lake shore besides the castleAladdin Wow, She is so beautiful! but why is she crying,Aladdin,; makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying?SCENE 3Jasmine:Well wouldn’t you?Aladdin:Wouldn’t I what?Jasmine:Cry if you were me?Aladdin:Oh I don’t know. Could you tell me what is wrong with youJasmine:But he has such small mean eyes…门门胖将Aladdin:Who is he～it seems that I have seen him somewhere? (Helooks piture)Jasmine:…and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says , I have to marry him.Aladdin:oh,I know.Well you don’t always have to do what your father says.Jasmine:I have no choice. My father is the S ultan… you know he is the kingAladdin:Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be something that I can do to help you. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey,I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is the sound of footsteps) Who’s that?Jasmine:Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you.If he finds you,you will be in big trouble. Hurry… Hide… Over there… (Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.)Sultan: I have been looking all over for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you thought about my decision? You will marry the general right?Jasmine:I suppose so father. What else can I do?Sultan: Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a magnificent ceremony,then and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band… music… delicious foods…/沉状灯醉好像出嫁的是他加幻Sultan:醉中门,沉没听I’m sure you will enjoy this that I will invite the most luxurious/lʌɡʒʊə门riəs/star line-up add to the fun ～look;指着幻灯Jasmine:;门门的,yeah～it can’t be better if you marry himSultan门想门作～Aladdin出门Aladdin:Excuse me, Mr. Sultan,Sultan: Who are you? What are you doing here? Guards! Guards!Aladdin:Wait please. I came here to give you a very highhonor.Sultan: A high honor. What kind of high honor?Aladdin:I will offer a more worthy husband for yourdaughter ,sir.Sultan: Better than a general;嘲门的门门蔑的眼神,气?Aladdin:Oh yes it is, sir. It is the most amazing man. He is brave and honorable and has mysterious and magical power.Su ltan: Hmmm… And who is this person that you are speaking of?Aladdin:This person is;看了看神～豫了一下,……灯犹is me.(Says it weakly)S:You?A: Yes, it is me (Says it stronger.旁白 At first the Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Sultan: (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away!Aladdin:No……,wait! Please sir, listen to me. I am telling the truth… I can prove it!Sultan: All right then, if you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you can marry my daughterAladdin: Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine.)Jasmine:(The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh you shouldn’t have done this!SCENE 4Aladdin:(Rubs lamp.Genie comes to life.)you must heard the thingsjust happenedGenie:yet,What can I do for youAladdin: Come with me into the village tonight… and we must defeat the dragonGenie: 拍拍阿拉丁的肩,No problemAladdin:C ome on we don’t have much time! (They run out.)SCENE5Aladdin:where is the dragon ,I can,t see anything?Genie:look!指着天空A,my god,what a huge monster!what should I do?G;鼓门皮的眼神励play with it and enjoy the funA: Are you kidding?Come on ,I need you helpG 想了一下,门how about thisA,;门得喘不门,气What’s this ,so heavyG oh you are so weak, my master, What do you think of it火箭筒A :perfect ,but I can,t use itG:I will show you , aiming and press here,照做A:wow……后倒～扶住摔A;oh ,she discovers us ,G :门心～担since she was in the air～we should fight against she in the air门门出～人做门向空中门作毯两A:It is so strange ,she is circling the magic carpet and the angry in her eyes disappear,,but thelove insteadG:笑she must fall in love with the carpetSCENE 6(in the PalaceSultan: (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared. I guessthat he must bethe end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then Aladdin enters)Aladdin: I have passed your test ～sir.Sultan:Really?But where is the head of the dead dragon. Aladdintells him the course of the incident(幻灯).Sultan :oh,you did a good job.I underestimated you.But Only when you answer my questions, you can marry my daughterMusic!拍手Sultan :Welcome to lucky 52,mr. Aladdin .Now I will ask you five question ,if you ca n’t deal ,I will give you one chance to get help from the people beside you and one chance to seek the help of the audience,understand?A :, that is to say I have to answer three of them bymyself,right?S:yes,ok,now begin Q1:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea跳蚤?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeysS:good,Q2 What fruit is never found singly ? (什门水果永门不是门的,,门会个,——A pearS: you are so lucky,ok,Q3 What part of London is in France?A:the letter N门上接着门,门速加快S: Eleven and two can make one .Why(旁白,Aladdin have thought for a long time ,but have no idea,then he say) A:I can seek the help of the audience ,right?S:but you have only one chance下面要门门门门A:ok,is there anyone can help me ?(如无人回答～门门the princess may be give thepeople who solve the question a kiss,若此门才有人回答～门门吻)如无人能回答～G门身门～回答众S:good luck comes to you again !Q5 Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年门人门什门不愿意和福门家女门门,,儿会A:I believe J ,who is beside me,can answer the question,S: but it’s your l ast chanceA:信任的眼神看J,I have made up my mindS: ok,what’you answer,my daughter?J:向A自信的笑了笑 Because she is Miss Fortunevery honored to be your fatherS:看着A含笑不门 2s,My son,youwin ,I’mJasmine:Oh thank you father! (She runs to embrace him)Aladdin Oh I almost forgot. I have a present for you.look.门克门姆J ,叫,惊David Beckham’s signature,A: I know you will like it ,J:指着幻灯Is that his phone number,A:en;门门门,……May be。
5人英语话剧剧本——JusticeIsTheWinner（正义必胜）
5人英语话剧剧本——JusticeIsTheWinner（正义必胜）第一篇：5人英语话剧剧本——Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜) 5人英语话剧剧本——Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)这个短剧讲的是：搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。
人物Bunny Cheng:Bunny Chen Eliza Lin:Daughter Celine Tu:Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh:Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng:Big gangster(大流氓)------------------SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing.And her daughter is in the school now.Mom:Hello~ Caller:(A boy is crying.)Ha!Your kid is here.Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son！!Don’t try to cheat me.Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone.But later… the phone is ringing again… Mom:Hello~ Caller:Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom:(I recognize the voice.)You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller:Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom:Oh~ you are a good actor.This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money!If you call again, I will call the cop.Do you understand?(Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sou nds like her daughter’s and the momis not disturbed.She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter.The mom got there… Mom:Eliza~ Eliza:Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom:Ya~ are you happy in t he school? Let’s go home.I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE II Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious.So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days.Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster:Hey!Concentrate！(The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch!O.K.O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster:(Check the picture.)Hey！Buddy！Look!Is that her? Big gangster:Ha!Ha!H a!It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited！Oh~ what a beautiful girl.Just like a fairy.My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster:(Hitting the small gangster’s head again.)Hey!Wake up！Stop day-dreami ng.Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming！Big gangster:Hey！Lady！Can you do me a favor? Eliza:Sure!What can I do for you? Small gangster:(Murmuring)This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster:Sorry.Ignore what he said.Eliza:Never mind!Big gangster:Thanks!I want to go to Tunghai University.Do you know how can I get there? Eliza:Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster:Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street.And…Eliza:No!No!No!Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza:Oh, my!No!Wrong again!You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster:It’s too complex.I can’t remember all the directions.I’m a foreigner.And I have an important presentation there.Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused.But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza:Umm… let me think… okay！Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you！My little girl.Big gangster:Sorry.Just ignore him.Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenl y shows a sharp knife.And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza:What are you doing? Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza:Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster:(Talk to the big gangster.)Did you hear that, she is scared? Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza:Not funny!I’m hungry.I want to go home!I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up.Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You!Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!)Idiot!I have a stupid partner.(Disappointed)Eliza:I agree!(Nod head.)Big gangster:Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza:Thank you.How kind of you.SCENE III Mother is preparing dinner.Mom:Eliza!Eliza!Time for dinner!I’m hungry!Hurry up!No one answers her.And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me!It’s not funny.I’m hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom:Hello~ this is Anderson.I’m busy finding my daughter.Don’t bother me!Big gangster:Are you finding your daughter? Ha!Ha!Ha… she is right here.Mom:Good job!Tell her it’s time for dinner.I’m hungry!Big gangster:Hey!You are clueless.I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom:Hey!Buddy!Don’t trick me!Big gangst er:Sure!Listen!(The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza:Hello!Mom!I’m here!They are so kind.They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster:Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner.You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom:Too expensive!20% off.Big gangster:Are you buying clothes? Mom:Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster:No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm.And remember don’t call the cop.Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom:O.K.See you then!At Tunghai Lake.The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry.At this time, the mother is coming.Mom:Ha!(Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked.And the small gan gster’s fish is falling down on the floor.Small gangster: Oh,!My fish!Who’s there?Mom:It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife.Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi!Mom, I’m here.Do you want to come here to eat fish? Big gangster:Where is the ransom? Mom:Release my daughter first!Big gangster:Give me the ransom first!Mom:No way!And the battle begins.Mom:Justice is always the winner.Eliza:Oh~ Yeah!Mom, you win!Celine:Ha!I got it!I got it!A new…… headline.Celine:I am at Tunghai Lake.Earlier, there was a violent fighting.A watermelon knife V.S.A B.B.Q.fork.According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter.And themother won.Now, let’s interview the persons involved.Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? Small gangster: I……Celine:I…… I know.You are very sorry and regretful.How about you?(Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster:None of your business.(Run to the wall.)Leave me alone.Eliza: Me!Me!Celine:What do you want to say? Eliza:Uh…My mom is so cool.She came to save me!Mom:My turn.My turn.Celine:O.K.O.K.What do you want to say after winning the fight? Mom:Well……Celine:Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom:Yes.And the gangsters…Celine:Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom:Right.And they…Celine:They want to trick you, but…Mom:But… enough.I’m hungry.I want to go home with my daughter.Celine:Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked.First, stay clam and be skeptical about it.The caller hopes to fool you with amoving story, causing you to forget your good judgment.A little doubt can protect you.Second, verify the story.Call the organization to make sure the story is true.Third, report it to the police.And don’t deal with the villains on your own.One phone call will often expose a trap quickly.However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave.She is my idol.I want to keep her sign.This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS. 第二篇：英语话剧剧本Have you finished packing？情景一Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市销话剧第二组Mina and Dave: what’s that?Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin theplace where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.We should get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市销话剧第二组Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dahMina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?Mike : Could you water my pl ants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is m y wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? Sostrange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?市销话剧第二组Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be lat e!Let’s go!Haining :Have a great trip!Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?Mina , Dave: Yep!Mike , Let’s go!情景三Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!市销话剧第二组第三篇：英语话剧剧本英语话剧剧本在一个鸟语花香的一个早上，站长一如既往地坐在办公室，一边翘着二郎腿，一边单手拿起一本咖啡喝。
三打白骨精英语话剧剧本5人带翻译
三打白骨精英语话剧剧本5人带翻译话剧和传统的舞台剧以及戏曲不同，它的特征是舞台性、直观性、综合性、对话性。
话剧主要是以对话方式为主的戏剧形式，叙述的方式是演员在舞台上的对话或者是演员的独白。
英语话剧剧本5人：beating a monster for three times人物：t唐僧s：孙悟空e：猪八戒j：沙僧b：白骨精b1：b 变成的村姑b2：b变成的太婆b3：b变化成的老头唐僧: emitofo, do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，咱们这是在哪儿啊？孙悟空: bajie, map! 八戒，地图！猪八戒: (摸出，递给s)孙悟空: look, boss (凑近t)„„„（t、s一齐转向e）请看，师父~唐僧: bajie! how many times i have told you, dont bring these pictures! 八戒！跟你说了你多少次了，别随身带着这些图片！猪八戒: oh, boss! forgive me(伸手拿回) 哦，师父！原谅我、、、唐僧: (缩手)ill keep it for you until we reach the west. 这玩意儿到西天之前我都帮你收着。
猪八戒: but 但是、、、唐僧: emitofo, nothing is lust,lust is nothing! map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色。
地图？猪八戒: (递)here.em„„ we have arrived in white tiger mountain! ah i cant walk on any more!(坐)my stomach doesntallow so. 这儿呢。
恩、、、我们这是到了白虎山啦！哎呀，我肚子饿的走不动了。
孙悟空: fat pig! 肥猪！猪八戒: monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, i will, i will. 猴头！你要是敢再说这俩字，我就，我就、、、孙悟空: you will what(凶相)? 你就干嘛？猪八戒: (软)i will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 我就帮你抓虱子。
多人剧英语剧本 五人英语话剧剧本
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle5人 Actors:Tavern Keepe:(男主角)Young ManKeeper's Wife(女主角)Young ManOld ManSummary:Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!Narrator:Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.One day~Scene I(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.Hunter 1: Let's eat.Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too. Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay? T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs andorders some food before checking out.)O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?O.M.: Fine. And you?Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting. Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please take this.O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business. (The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips. T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.Your sonO.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us. K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh IT.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingoY.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple... T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.Y.M. 2: That's a deal.Hunter 1: Let's go with him.K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them(Most of the customers go along.)Scene II(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.T.K.: Let me show to you.(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.T.K.: I I this this...Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out. (Light dims out)Scene III(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you? T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.K.W.: What happened, my dear?T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset!T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man. K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me?T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet. K.W.: (dismally) You! You!(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.) O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a god and both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people. (Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.K.W.: Yes! Me too!Scene IVTraveler 4: May I get my bill?T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service? Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.T.K.: Goodbye.Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.The End。
英语5人话剧3～5分钟简短
英语5人话剧3～5分钟简短Title: Lost in TimeCharacters:1. John - A young man in his 20s who feels lost and confused about his life.2. Sarah - John's best friend who is supportive and helpful.3. Old Man - A wise and mysterious character who helps John find his way.4. Receptionist - A busy receptionist who provides information about the lost and found section.5. Stranger - A fellow lost soul who helps John on his journey. Scene 1: John's Room(Scene opens with John sitting alone in his room, looking lost and contemplative)John: (Sighs) I don't know what to do with my life. I feel so lost. (Scene cuts to Sarah entering the room)Sarah: Hey John, what's wrong?John: I just feel like I haven't found my purpose yet. I'm completely lost.Sarah: Don't worry, John. We've all been there. Sometimes, we just need a little guidance.(Scene transitions to a busy reception area)Scene 2: The Lost and Found Section(John and Sarah approach the receptionist desk)Receptionist: How may I help you?Sarah: We're looking for something... more than just material possessions.Receptionist: (Curious) What do you mean?John: We feel lost and need help finding our purpose in life.Receptionist: Ah, I see. Well, there have been some reports of a wise old man wandering around the city. People say he has the answers to life's biggest questions.(Scene shifts to a park)Scene 3: Meeting the Old Man(John and Sarah spot the Old Man sitting on a bench)John: Excuse me, sir. Are you the wise old man everyone's been talking about?Old Man: Perhaps I am. What brings you to me today?Sarah: We are lost and confused. We need guidance.Old Man: (Smiling) Sit down, my dear children. Finding oneself is a journey we must all undertake.Scene 4: The Journey Begins(Scene transition to a street, John and Sarah encounter a lost Stranger)Stranger: Lost souls, huh? I've been there. Maybe we can help each other find our way.John: You too?Stranger: Yep. Let's embark on this journey together, shall we?(Scene continues with John, Sarah, Old Man, and Stranger discussing their dreams and ambitions, sharing their stories, and gradually finding clarity and purpose)Scene 5: Epiphany(Scene shifts back to John's room, where John is alone, feeling content and enlightened)John: (Reflective) I've realized that life's journey is about finding yourself and helping others along the way.(Sarah enters the room)Sarah: John, I've noticed a change in you. You seem so much more confident and focused.John: I found my purpose, Sarah. It's helping others find their way, just like the Old Man and the Stranger helped me.(Scene ends on a hopeful note as John and Sarah embrace, ready to face their new lives with purpose and determination)Note: This is a sample script for a 3-5 minute short play. You may modify and expand upon it based on your specific requirements and preferences. Be sure to include stage directions and character actions to enhance the performance.。
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本(英语学习).doc
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本（英语学习）5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren ———编剧：方彦龙Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁HPart 1:In 杨白劳’home旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year’s Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!喜: Really Buys a carGreat!杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right杨:Right,What do you think王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out杨: Sure!.王婶: Ok,go(问杨白劳)杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!(四人出门下)Part 2: In Huang Shiren’home黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang ShirenTt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--（哀求着）黄: Really does not have!穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you(无奈的样子)穆: You might ask for him!黄:Asking himI think he couldn’t give me!穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money!黄:I know! But,he——穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!穆: Let’s go! (两人出门下)Part 3: In enlightens the hall旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着)（一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话）杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren Is all right（杨白老点头示对）大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)（黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year!（大家看了看，没人理睬）杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来)黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家）大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this（穆仁智扶黄起来）杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)杨:What’s the mater黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is--- 杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok(乞求的样子) 杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte…… 杨: No money,only a life have!黄: just a litte……杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En----大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard Does not have!黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok(哀求着)王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive---杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep穆:No!Go out!(全部下)5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。
4-5人英语话剧剧本英汉双语
4-5人英语话剧剧本英汉双语第一幕：BillandMarryarealltudent,theyhavefalleninlovewitheachotherfo rnearly2month.Theclaiover,BillpromiedtomeetMarryaftercla.女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。
男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。
B：Darling,theclaiolong,Ihavewaitedforyoufornearlyonehour.女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。
男：没事的。
（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。
B：That’allright.Haha,look,howbeautifulaOrangeiti.女：你对我真好。
（男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。
）G：Youareonicetome.女：我们分着吃吧。
G：Letueatittogether,ok男：我吃过了。
(喂给女生吃了。
)B：Baby,Ihaveateit,ThiOrangeipecialforyou.女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。
G：Ittateodeli ciou.Let’gotothelibraryandreadbook.男：好的，走吧。
B：Ok,let’go.第二幕：Afteroneyear,thetwotudentgraduatefromchool,theyworkatdiffere ntcorporation.Theyrentamallhouefarawayfromtheirworkplace,forther entcotimachmall.两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。
在租住的小出租屋里。
女：亲爱的，我回来了。
太累了，公交车太挤了。
G：Darling,I’mback.I’motired，thebuialwaytoocrowded.男：你怎么又回来晚了，我几乎无法忍受。
《迷失的青春》5人英语话剧剧本
The Lost Youth人物: Jack Sean Kevin Claire KikiScene I (In the classroom)Sean:Hi! How are you Kevin :Bad! Really bad! Sean:Do you want to try something to make you feel happy Kevin : OK! Do you have any ideasSean : I know a pub which is popular. Kevin: Oh! Sounds great!Sean: Hm! Let’s go right now. Sean : You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin : If I take that, how will I feel Sean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be danger Sean :Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some! Kevin : But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But… Sean : Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight! Kevin : OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them. Kevin Hm…Let’s try. Sean : Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are you Kiki I’m in the dormitory. Sean I want to show you something wonderful. Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki: Let me think. Sean :I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye! (Sean turns off the phone)Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me! Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.Claire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret. Claire It’s very strange. Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs.Claire Oh! I don’t believe it. Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again. Claire : And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank. Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested. Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends. Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with beautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I am also worried.Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leave them there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Claire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared. Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone. Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relaxing. (Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Polic:Freeze! Sean :Oh! Terrible things happened. Police :You are taking illegal drugs. Sean:They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable. Police Don’t you know the drugs will destroy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourself. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind.Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends. Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin :It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems. Sean :I feel the same way as you do. Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)。
初中英语话剧写作5篇整理
初中英语话剧写作5篇整理上了学校，随着词汇量和英语语法的增多，老师会要求同学们写一些英语话剧，然后上台表演。
写英语话剧，能熬炼作文写作力量，上台表演，能熬炼同学们的恐惊心理。
下面是我给大家带来的学校英语话剧写作，欢迎大家阅读参考，我们一起来看看吧!英语五人情景剧：迷失的青春The Lost Youth(迷失的青春)人物JackSeanKevinClaireKiki--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high.Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree.Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…圣诞节英语话剧《圣诞欢歌》故事简介：Scrooge was a hard，clever，mean old man. There was nothing warm or open about him.He lived a secretive，lonely life，and took no interest in other people at all.On Christmas Eve, his business partner’s ghost, Marley, died seven years ago, visited him and took him to the past, current and future. This was an endless and horrific night. 人物：Scrooge(仆人翁) Young Scrooge Little Fan Marley(幽灵) Bob(职员)Bob’s wife and daughter Fred(外甥) Gentleman Woman A Woman B剧本正文第一场场景1( In Scrooges office. Bob tries to warm his hands over the candle.) Scrooge: What are you doing there, Bob?Bob: Im warming my hands, Mr. Scrooge. Its so cold here.Scrooge: Am I paying you 15 shillings a week for warming your hands?Bob: Im freezing, Mr. Scrooge. Frost stands on the windows. My hands are too cold to write. Icant even read my own handwriting.Scrooge: Too cold to write? Humbug! If you were working harder, you wouldnt be cold. Just puton your overcoat. If I hear another word from you, you will go where it is really cold.英语短剧《小猫钓鱼》角色：K: Kitty(小猫曹煜青扮演) M: Mother Cat (猫妈妈刘迦楠扮演) B: Brother Cat (猫哥哥陈新宇扮演) L: Little brother Cat (猫弟弟崔响扮演) F: Father Cat (猫爸爸常浩哲扮演) Butterfly(小蝴蝶多清源扮演)Rabbit(小兔子沈子童扮演) 旁白：The Kitty’s is going camping, Kitty wants to learn fishing .Can he learn fishing?小猫一家去野营，小猫想学钓鱼，他能学会吗?K: Hello! I’m Little cat Mimi. I’m going fishing. But…(观察妈妈在……)Hi! Mummy! What are you doing? Can you go fishing with me?大家好，我是小猫咪咪，我想去学钓鱼，但是。
5人英语话剧剧本
5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非)Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr. Lawson, to finance his honeymoon. However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request. They make a deal that Mr. Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr. Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T. J. Morgan and losing his own sweet heart,Edith Merrill...TEDDY: (Coming to his father's desk L.)Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me (Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. (Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time. (Takes a few steps L.)TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk L. Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...! (Listens a second.) NOI... said...NO. (Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose. That's final.. NO! (Lawson hangs up receiver. Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money.. being able to say NO.. NO.. NO. (Pounds desk with each "No!" Rises and comes to Teddy C.) And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good.LAWSON: (He sneers the last word and takes a stroH up C.) Do you mean it?TEDDY: You betl doLAWSON: (Coming down L of Teddy.)TEDDY: All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon?.. .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?TEDDY: Right! Do you think you can do it?LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY: (Crosses R to Miss Collins.) Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone. You can sit at my desk. (Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.) NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)COLLINS: Yes, sir!LAWSON: (Crosses L.) And I don't want you to leave it for a second. Understand? (Miss Collins nods.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO. But remember, if he answers YES just once... he forfeits every "NO." (Turning to Teddy.)Are you on?TEDDY: Yes. (He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)LAWSON: (Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.) Very well. You'll be in charge here for one-half hour... (Looks at watch.) Now remember... not one "Yes."... It must be "NO" to everything. (Lawson exits and slams door.) (Teddy stands for a second smiling. Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO.. POSITIVELY NO! (Hangs up. Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.) That's two... put them down.COLLINS: (Writing.) Yes, sir.(Phone rings. Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.) You better hear who it is, sir. It may be important.TEDDY: Hello? (Repeating what is said to him.) Is Mr. Lawson in? NO! Do I mind speaking for him? NO! What?... NO!COLLINS: (Rising and pleading.) Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?TEDDY: (To Miss Collins.) No. Put them all down... there were five of them. (Into phone.) No, no, no! (Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.) I wasn't talking to you... I was talking to Mr. Lawson's secretary. What? No! I should worry? No! (Hangs up. Laughing heartily at his results so far.) COLLINS: (Fearfully.) Aren't you going a little too far, sir?TEDDY: No! There's another. Are you keeping strict account of them? (Crosses to desk L.) How many are there?COLLINS: Just... just thirteen, sir.TEDDY: (Taking C and dancing a step.) Thirteen, eh?COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! (Teddy crosses to desk R.) Well, that's a trip to California, anyway. (Phone rings. But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please. (Now to Teddy in a whisper.) It's T. J. Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?TEDDY: No!COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr. Lawson?TEDDY: Tell him NO! (Emphatically. Crosses R.)COLLINS: (Into phone.) No! (Hangs up.)TEDDY: (Enjoying it all immensely.) Add three more to the list. How many is that now? (Teddy crosses to desk L.) (At this point T. J. Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in? (Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)TEDDY: No! (Miss Collins keeps marking every "no.")MORGAN: (Turning to Miss Collins L.) Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)TEDDY: No! (Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional "no" on the record.) MORGAN: (Turning back to Teddy R.) Oh, then it was you?TEDDY: (Gulping.) No!MORGAN: (Confused.) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office?TEDDY: No!MORGAN: Can't you say anything but "NO-O-O!?"TEDDY: (Imitating his dragged out "No.") "NO-O-O!"MORGAN: (Waving his hand in disgust.) You're a silly ass... Will you deny that?TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?.. NO! (Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)MORGAN: You're impossible. You tell him that T. J. Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal. He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?TEDDY: Why.. .er. . NO!MORGAN: What? (He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more? (Miss Collins tries to speak. Morgan turns to her quickly.) Were you going to say something?TEDDY: No.. She - she wasn't!MORGAN: What? He doesn't want to make a hundred thousand dollars?TEDDY: (Staggering a bit.) N-n-no.COLLINS: Mr. Lawson, don't you think you'd beffer explain?TEDDY: No! Keepwriting (Crosses L to desk.)COLLINS: (Pleading.) But, sir.. you.. you...TEDDY: (Emphatically pounding desk on each "no.") I said NO. And when I say NO...I mean NO four more.. .put them down! (Turns back to Morgan, smiling.)MORGAN: Oh, I see, you're Lawson's son. He had you talk to me because he was afraid to face me himself. Well, there's only one reason for a man passing up a chance to make a hundred thousand dollars. He isn't a rich man at all, is he?TEDDY: Rich?.. .N'n'no!MORGAN: OH! He isn't, eh? I'll tend to him. He'll find out when he fools with T. J. Morgan he's fooling with fire. I'll show him.. I'll show him...(These last lines carry him off R.) (Teddy watches him as he goes and turns upstage, laughing convulsively. Leans on filing cabinet, back to audience.)COLLINS: (Rising and coming to him.) Oh, Mr. Lawson, you'll ruin your father. And after all he is your father, isn't he?TEDDY: No! (Still laughing.)COLLINS: (Staggering back on her heels.) Oh, sir do you know what you are saying? TEDDY: (Embraces Miss Collins, waltzing her down C.) No! I'm only thinking of a honeymoon in some far-off romantic spot.. and if he stays away long enough, I'm sure it will be Venice.(Pushing Miss Collins L.) Go over there and count "no's." How many have we got now? COLLINS: (Counting on desk L.) Thirty-eight, sir.TEDDY: Thirty-eight hundred dollars.. Good. (Phone rings.)COLLINS: Hello! Very well! (Hangs up. To Teddy.) Miss Merrill is here, sir.TEDDY: (Startled.) Oh, I can't see her now!COLLINS: I'm sorry, sir, but they told her that you were here, and she's coming in! (Miss Collins smiles with satisfaction.)TEDDY: Oh, Lord! (He is at R of desk L.)COLLINS: And remember, sir , not one YES... it must be NO to everything. (Edith enters, excited.)EDITH: Hello, Teddy Bear.TEDDY: Hello, darling! (They are C, Teddy,L. Edith, R.)EDITH: Did you tell your father we were going to be married?TEDDY: Ye.. .ye. . .P-Pos-itive-ly! (He looks over his shoulder at Miss Collins in triumph.) EDITH: You're a darling... and you're my darling, AREN'T YOU?TEDDY: Oh, ye.. .ye. . .You said it! (Wipes his brow.) But don't you think you'd better run along now, and I'll see you after work? (He helps her toward the door... she pushes him back again.) EDITH: No, I'll stay. Don't you always want to be near me?TEDDY: (Almost forgetting himself under the spell of her upturned lips.) I'll say ye.. ..... years and years to come will find us together.(Teddy crosses to C in triumph.)EDITH: Then you do love me better than anything else in the world... don't you? SayYES(Pleadingly.)TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . .ye...(Seeking escape.) Did that phone ring? (Crosses to phone R.) EDITIH: No, it didn't. You are glad you proposed to me yesterday, aren't you, dear? SayYES!(She puts her hand on Teddy's cheek lovingly, and draws his head around to her.)TEDDY: (Forgetting for a second.) Why.. YES... (He sees Miss Collins rise from desk with pencil at lips.) YER-T-AY was the happiest day of my life. (To Miss Collins.) That was yesterday. EDITH: (Puzzled.) And don't you feel the same today?TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . ye.. Indeed I do.EDITH: And you'll always be good to me, won't you, dear?TEDDY: Ye...ye...you know I will. (Crosses L.)EDITH: (Pointing to Miss Collins.) Is that woman your father's secretary?TEDDY: Ye... Young Miss Collins is father's secretary. meet my fiancee, Miss Merrill. COLLINS: (Behind desk L, Rises and bows.) Charmed to meet you, Miss Merrill. Mr. Lawson has spoken of you very ofien, haven't you, Mr. Lawson?TEDDY: (Crosses R on above line and has started to seat himself at desk.) Oh, ye Huh? Have I?(Rises.)EDITH: (Consoling him.) Poor Teddy Bear. I've noticed you've acted sort of strangely today. I think I'll run along now and leave you to your work. (Edith starts toward door R.) (Teddy crosses with her toward door.)EDITH: (Suddenly remembering, and returning C.) Oh, my dear! I was leaving and forgetting the most important thing of all. Isn't our marriage the most important thing in the world to us? TEDDY: Why.. .ye. . .ye. . you know it is!EDITH: (Taking his hand. Teddy R, EDITH L.) Then let's rehearse it. Here, take my hand! When the clergyman says to me, "Do you take this man for your lawful, wedded husband... answer 'Yes' or 'No.' And of course I'll answer YES! Then he turns to you and says, "Do you take this woman for your lawful wedded wife?.. .answer 'Yes' or 'No."' (She closes her eyes.) I'm just dying to hear you say "Yes." (Teddy with a look of anguish on his face, turns to see Miss Collins waiting with pencil in hand and does not reply. Edith opens her eyes, surprised at Teddy's silence.) Well, youmust say "Yes."TEDDY: (Still watching Miss Collins.) I... Ican't... (Turns his back to them, face in his hands.) EDITH: What? Teddy Lawson, do you mean to say you don't want to say "Yes"?TEDDY: No! (Indicates another "No" by raising a finger.)EDITH: Then answer... YES or NO!TEDDY: Darling... I must say NO!EDITH: Oh!... NOW I see why you've been acting so now why you said No.TEDDY: Darling, it was for your good that I said it.EDITH: For my good! Oh, it's the woman who must pay!TEDDY: You're wrong; it's Dad who must pay.EDITH: Oh, so it was your father who bought your love for money. Well, I'll see him about this. Oh, my heart is breaking, my heart is breaking... (She exits R, in tears.)COLLINS: I'm afraid you've lost your sweetheart, sir.TEDDY: Oh, hush up! (Coming to Miss Collins L.) Did you help me out of my dilemma? NO! You could have said I was wanted outside... did you do it? NO! You could have had that phone ring. Did you do it? NO! Were you any help to me at all? NO! (He changes mood quickly.) That's four... put them all down. (Laughs and looks at sheet.) How many have we got there now? COLLINS: (Counting.) Five ten - fifteen -TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY: (Excitedly, taking stage.) Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world. I must make it an even fifty. (Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)LAWSON: You just come in here with me. We'll see what this is all about. (He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr. Morgan. They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.) Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH: (Half crying.) Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO! (She staggers back amazed.)MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say?TEDDY: NO!LAWSON: (Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.) Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO! (Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.) That makes fiftyLAWSON: (Bewildered) What's the idea?TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders... I haven't said one... (Catches himself.) what you said not to say.LAWSON: (Shaking fist in Teddy's face.) Do you think I'm a complete idiot?TEDDY: No! (To Miss Collins.) There's another one... put it down.LAWSON: (To Miss Collins.) Don't you DARE put that down. I've had enough of this. MORGAN: (Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.) I think I understand it all now. It was ajoke.LAWSON: Absolutely! (Going to door R with Morgan.) We'll talk it over at the club tonight. (Morgan exits R.)TEDDY: (Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.) Make a check for me... for five thousand dollars. Fifty "No's," you know.LAWSON: (Crossing to desk L.) How could anyone say fifty "No's" in fifteen minutes?Imagine what I could do in an hour. My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat. I'll give you the check. Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.) Well, what are you doing at my desk?COLLINS: (Rising, frightened.) Why, you told me to sit here, sir. Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON: (Shouting.) YES! (Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY: (Crossing to his father's desk.) Did I hear you say YES?LAWSON: NO! (Writes in checkbook.)EDITH: (Coming to Teddy C.) Oh, Teddy, I see it all now. "No" meant "Yes".. when you said "no."TEDDY: "No".. "Yes"... wait... When I said "No"... when I said.. .I...(Conflised.) Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)LAWSON: (Rises with check in hand and comes C.) Here's your check. I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer. TEDDY: (Taking check and looking at it.) Why, Dad! You're wonderful.. you're marvelous.. you're...(Changing tone.) IS IT GOOD? (Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.) Well, come on, darling. Good-bye, Dad... (They both start for door R.) (Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.) (Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End。
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T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha ,ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are , Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady, you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
J: Who is that “me”?
B: How do I know who are you! What do you mean on earth?
J: This will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take
B: Crazy Pig! I will kill you!
J: Just wait, wait! Before you kill myboss, you should tell us who would have killed my boss.
B: Silly question! It’s me, of course!
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精
开场：Long long ago, there was a team went to Tian Zhu，there was a master called Xuanzang, there was a monkey called Wu Kong, there was a pig called Bajie, there was a monk called Sha Seng. On their trip…
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm! Hm! Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)
S: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!
T: Monster? You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time.
B: What’s the problem?
J: Who am I?
B: I’ve already known it!
J:No, you don’t know. Who are you? Are you Elf…Baigu? No, it is only a name, a
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: I will eat you!.
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me some food?
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh…my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You, you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where
dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is the question you just heard?
B: Why don’t you kill me!
旁白：Finally, Ji Wuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor.
T: I, I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss, your IQ needs increasing!
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm! Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2: Hello, have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry, lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh, Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
choooses me?!
B: That’s enough!
J:Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for
signal. You can be called Baigu, so can I, and so can they. When we take the signal
off, who are you?
B: I….I don’t know. But I don’t have to know!
(谢幕)
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh, please don’t……
T: It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please, Please, oh, no……(痛苦抱头)
T: Yes yes, knowledge is power. Let’s call Wukong back.
E:(掏出手机):hello, brother the master call you back.
悟空回归，唐僧道歉
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
J: Alright, answer me another question---who am I?
B: This question has been asked just now.
J: No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself!
B: This…this question is not worthy to answer!
J:Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I
B: Any difference?
J:For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose’t it mean that you are me and I am you?
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T: Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)