双语 笑话故事 (中英)力荐

The King and His Stories
Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good.
One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer.
He thought the writer would praise his stories. He waited and waited.
However, the writer finally said, “Your stories are so bad that I should throw them into fire”.
Hearing this, the king got very angry, and sent him to prison.
Several days later, the king set him free. Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked,”What do you think of them? ”
The writer at once turned to the soldiers and said,” Take me back to prison, please.”
Look for a Friend
Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend who looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?” Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.”
Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let’s be friends.”
So, they become good friends.
What Animals are the sea?海里有什么动物
There are all kinds of animals in the sea. Look!在海洋里有各种各样的动物。

看！They are coming. 他们过来了。

This is an octopus. The octopus is spraying ink. 这时一条章鱼，章鱼在喷墨。

This is a shark. The shark has sharp teeth. 这是一条鲨鱼，鲨鱼有锐利的牙齿。

This is a whale. The whale shoots water into the air.
这是一只鲸鱼，鲸把水喷射到空中。

This is a sea turtle. The sea turtle has a hard shell. 这时一直海龟，海龟有坚硬的壳。

These are starfishes. The starfishes have five legs. 这些是海星，海星有五条腿。

These are angelfishes. The angelfishes have beautiful colors.
这些是扁蛟鱼，扁姣鱼有美丽的花纹。

This is a lobster. The lobster has strong claws. 这是一只龙虾，龙虾有强壮的爪子。

This is a jellyfish. The jellyfish has a soft body.
这是一个水母，水母有一个柔软的身体。

They are different. But all of them live in the sea.
他们各不相同，但他们都居住在海洋里。

Naughty Monkey
It’s very hot. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man’s nose.
The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly.
The fly comes back again and sits on the old man’s nose again. The monkey chases it away again and again.
This happens five or six times. The monkey is very angry. He jumps up, runs to the garden and picks up a large stone.
When the fly sits on the old man’s nose again, the monkey hits it hard with the stone.
He kills the fly and breaks the old man’s nose.
调皮的猴子
天气很热。

一位老人在椅子上睡着了。

一只苍蝇飞来落在老人的鼻子上。

老人有一只顽皮的猴子。

猴子在追打苍蝇。

苍蝇再次飞落在老人的鼻子上，猴子一再追打苍蝇。

这样往返了五六次，猴子很生气。

他跳着跑到花园，捡起一块大石头。

当苍蝇再次落在老人的鼻子上时，猴子用石头击中老人的鼻子上的苍蝇。

他砸死了苍蝇也打破了老人的鼻子。

Where Is the Hat?
Jack is a little goose. He has a lovely hat. He likes wearing it very much. But when he sits, his hat can’t stay on his head.
He puts his hat down and begins to play game with the hat. When he gets tired of the game, things are not the same.
He can’t find his hat. Where is it? Jack thinks hard. He looks up and down, and walks here and there. He can’t find his hat yet.
At this time, his mother comes in. As soon as she sees Jack, she cries, “Oh, my dear! Don’t be foolish. Your hat is on your head.”
Jack feels very foolish. He doesn’t want to wear his hat on his head.
帽子在哪里？
杰克是一只小鹅。

它有一顶可爱的帽子，他非常喜欢戴它。

当它坐着时，他的帽子总是戴着头上。

它脱下它的帽子并开始用帽子玩游戏。

当它玩累时，事情就不是那样了。

它没有找到他的帽子。

它在哪里？杰克仔细想。

它上下看了看，到处找了找，还是没有找到它的帽子。

这时，它的母亲走进来，当她看到杰克就喊道：“啊！亲爱的，你真笨，帽子在你的头上。

”
杰克感到自己很愚蠢。

它不像戴那顶帽子了。

Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no fr iends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
汤姆是个小孩，他才7 岁。

当他去电影院的时候。

那时他第一次去。

他买了张票进去了。

但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。

几分钟
后他又出来买了第三张票。

接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。

一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？" "没有，我里面没朋友，但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well
There is a frog. He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well. He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well. One day a crow comes to the well. He sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow says. The frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well. How do you fly from the sky?” The crow says, “The sky is very big. You always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.” The frog says, “I don’t believe.” But the crow says, “You can come out and have a look by yourself.” So the frog comes out from the well. He is very surprised. How big the world is!
坐井观天
有一只青蛙住在井底，他从来没有去过井外面。

他以为天空就和井口一样大。

一天，一只乌鸦飞到井边，看见青蛙，就对它说：“青蛙，咱们聊聊吧。

”
青蛙就问他：“你从哪里来？”“我从天上上来。

”
青蛙惊讶了，就说：“天空就只有这井口这么大，你怎么会从天上飞来呢？”
乌鸦说：“天空很大。

只不过你一直呆在井里，所有不知道世界很大。

”
青蛙说：“我不相信。

”乌鸦说：“你可以出来，自己看看嘛。

”
于是青蛙来到井外。

他十分惊讶，原来世界这么大！
Snow White
Snow White is born on a cold winter day. She is as white as snow. Her eyes are very big, her hair very long and her voice is sweet. She is very kind and beautiful. Everyone loves her. Her mummy, the Queen loves her, too. But she died. A new Queen comes. She is beautiful, but bad. She doesn’t like Snow White, because Snow White is the most beautiful girl in the world. “I will kill Snow White.” So she orders a hunter to kill Snow White. The hunter is an honest man. “You are a good girl; I don’t want to kill you.” So he lets Snow White go. Snow White goes into a forest. She finds a house, and goes into the house. Seven dwarfs live there. They like Snow White, and ask Snow White to live with them. No sooner, the new Queen dies. Because she isn’t the most beautiful woman in the world.
白雪公主
白雪公主出生在一个寒冷的冬天，因此她像雪一样洁白无瑕。

她又两只大眼晴，
有漂亮的长头发和甜蜜的声音。

她又善良又美丽。

每个人都很喜欢她。

她妈妈——皇后也爱她，但她死了。

一位新皇后来了，她很漂亮但很恶毒。

她不喜欢白雪公主，因为白雪公主是世
界上最美丽的女孩。

“我一定要杀死白雪公主。

“因此，她命令一位猎人去杀白雪公主。

这位猎人是一
个诚实的人。

“你是一个好姑娘，我不想杀你。

”所有他放走了白雪公主。

白雪公主走进一片森林，她发现了一个房子，并且走进了房子。

七个小矮人住在
房子里。

他们很喜欢白雪公主并留她一起住下来了。

不久，女皇死了，因为她不是世界上最美丽的人。

Catching a Thief
Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster th an m e.” Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind, “I must run away,’ the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”
Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What are you doing?”
“I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says. “ Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fe els surprised. “He’s behind me ,”Witty Hare says proudly.
追贼
机灵的肚子跑得很快。

一天，她回到家的时候看见一只老鼠。

这只老师正从它
家的窗户跳下去。

“啊！贼！”机灵肚子喊着追过去。

“你跑不过我的！” 不一会它追上了老鼠，还把老鼠丢在后面。

“我得赶紧逃。

”老鼠窃笑着说：“这家伙真笨。

”机灵兔子继续跑着。

一只绵羊看到了就问塔：“你在干什么？”“我在追贼。

”机灵兔子说。

“贼？贼在哪里啊？”绵羊感到奇怪。

“它在我后面呢。

”机灵兔子自豪地说着。

A Clever Panda
A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.
Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I
have a good idea.” S he jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin . It’s like a wheel.”
So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use your heard to do something,”
聪明的熊猫
一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。

但是这只南瓜太大了，她没有办
法把这么大的南瓜带回家。

突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来。

她看着自行车，跳着说：“有了！我有办法了。

我可以把南瓜滚回家去。

南瓜好像车轮。

于是她把那瓜滚回家。

当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候，很惊讶：“天啊！这么食的南瓜！你是怎么把它带回家来的？”小熊猫自豪地说；“我拎不动它，可是我能滚动它啊！”她妈妈微笑着说：“真聪明啊！记住：只要你肯动脑筋，没有难办的事。

”
Wolf Is Coming
There is a naughty boy in a village. He likes telling lies. One day he wants to make
fun of the f armers. So he shouts, “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” The kind farmers are working in the field. They hear the shout, and hurry to help the boy. But when get there, the boy says: “There isn’t a wolf. I’m joking. The farmers are angry and go back to their field. After a while the boy shouts again, “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” And the farmers come and are cheated again. The boy laughs and laughs. They say, “You tell lies. We will not believe you.”
Later a wolf really comes. The boy is very scared. “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” the boy shouts and shouts. “Help! Help!” But no one comes. And wolf eats the naughty boy.
狼来了
村子里有个淘气的小男孩，他喜欢撒谎。

一天，他想捉弄村名，就大喊：“狼
来了！狼来了！” 善良的村民们正在地里干活，听到喊声，赶快去救他。

俄式他们到了那里，男孩说：“没有狼。

我跟你们开完先的。

”村民很生气，回到田里。

不一会，那孩子大喊：狼来了！狼来了！”村民来了，却再次被欺骗。

男孩开心地大笑，村民们说：“你说谎。

我们再也不会相信你了。

”
后来狼真的来了。

男孩十分害怕。

“狼来了！狼来了！”他大声呼喊，“救命啊！救命！”但是没人来。

结果这个淘气的男孩被狼吃了。

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