双语 笑话故事 (中英)力荐

The King and His Stories

Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good.

One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer.

He thought the writer would praise his stories. He waited and waited.

However, the writer finally said, “Your stories are so bad that I should throw them into fire”.

Hearing this, the king got very angry, and sent him to prison.

Several days later, the king set him free. Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked,”What do you think of them? ”

The writer at once turned to the soldiers and said,” Take me back to prison, please.”

Look for a Friend

Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend who looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?” Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.”

Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let’s be friends.”

So, they become good friends.

What Animals are the sea?海里有什么动物

There are all kinds of animals in the sea. Look!在海洋里有各种各样的动物。看！They are coming. 他们过来了。

This is an octopus. The octopus is spraying ink. 这时一条章鱼，章鱼在喷墨。

This is a shark. The shark has sharp teeth. 这是一条鲨鱼，鲨鱼有锐利的牙齿。This is a whale. The whale shoots water into the air.

这是一只鲸鱼，鲸把水喷射到空中。

This is a sea turtle. The sea turtle has a hard shell. 这时一直海龟，海龟有坚硬的壳。These are starfishes. The starfishes have five legs. 这些是海星，海星有五条腿。These are angelfishes. The angelfishes have beautiful colors.

这些是扁蛟鱼，扁姣鱼有美丽的花纹。

This is a lobster. The lobster has strong claws. 这是一只龙虾，龙虾有强壮的爪子。This is a jellyfish. The jellyfish has a soft body.

这是一个水母，水母有一个柔软的身体。

They are different. But all of them live in the sea.

他们各不相同，但他们都居住在海洋里。

Naughty Monkey

It’s very hot. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man’s nose.

The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly.

The fly comes back again and sits on the old man’s nose again. The monkey chases it away again and again.

This happens five or six times. The monkey is very angry. He jumps up, runs to the garden and picks up a large stone.

When the fly sits on the old man’s nose again, the monkey hits it hard with the stone.

He kills the fly and breaks the old man’s nose.

调皮的猴子

天气很热。一位老人在椅子上睡着了。

一只苍蝇飞来落在老人的鼻子上。

老人有一只顽皮的猴子。猴子在追打苍蝇。

苍蝇再次飞落在老人的鼻子上，猴子一再追打苍蝇。

这样往返了五六次，猴子很生气。

他跳着跑到花园，捡起一块大石头。

当苍蝇再次落在老人的鼻子上时，猴子用石头击中老人的鼻子上的苍蝇。他砸死了苍蝇也打破了老人的鼻子。