幽默英语面试对话

幽默英语面试对话

是进入职场的第一个环节，主要适用于外企，下面小编就为大家带来幽默英语面试对话，供大家参考！

面试官：L

应聘者一：Z

应聘者二：T

室内

L:（上来擦桌子，摆放文件，然后回头）Today is the first day of Foxconn Groups job interview. Im responsible for the recruitment 。Im Li. We recruit all kinds of elite from nationwide . Swift horse is very often but bole is hard to find。Im just the bole . It is well known,Our companys benefits occupy a certain height in the world, Foxconn second, who would dare to say the first?

Welcome to the job fair today. Let s start the interview with some questions. Now please make a simple introduce

about yourself.

Z:Good morning. It is really my honor to have the opportunity for an interview. I hope I can make a good  performance today and I am confident that I can succeed. My name is WangYe. My father is “Li Gang”.  Li,we have known each other ,right? Last night you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you have lost something. I believe that this book must belong to you. (Z拿出一本书，书中夹着几张100元钱，施接过书，把钱收起来，咳嗽两声，假装正经继续面试。) I have just graduated from XX University with good aility. And also, I have a powerful family background.

I think it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this company. That’s all, and I believe it is enough. Thank you.

L: I am very optimistic about you.

T:I am almost a saint, I have no shortcoming. It does not matter where I come from or where I will go.  Never expcet me to question, I am not a good questioner. you do not need to keep my words in your mind, because what I say is trivial. If beauty is a sin, I have committed heinous crimes; if there is wrong with a type, I have made the same mistake again and again; if wise must be punished, I will be hacked in pieces; if modesty is subjected to be torture, how could I ever

escaped in succeed?

L: I can felt your modesty .

L: What is your ideal? Z

Z: Don,t talk about ideal with me , Im giving up.

L: Do you have an ideal?T

T: Never try to spy out my thought, it is an extremely dangerous thing. In such a reality world, I am not sure it is right or not to talk about the dreams. But anyway, everyone should have a dream, in case it comes true, right? I once had many dreams in my life, big or small, but now, I just want to get the offer of this joy.

L: Ideal is very plentiful, reality is very skinny. 4 years of age I dreams of being the kindergarten teacher, because the teacher unlimited to eat noodles, also can eat while chatting. I can only eat a bowl, can not eat too slow, can not speak, nor can spill soup on the table or someone else s pants. 10 years old my ambition was to be the daughter of an English teacher, so she would not call me up and recite every day, nor will pulling my ears  I have stuttered back. But then I saw her daughter who came back from the United States , Her ears is surprisingly large. 14 years old my ideal is to have a high nose, I often do my homework near a  lamp, then