圣诞节有趣的电影台词

圣诞节有趣的电影台词

#10 - Deck The Halls 闪亮之屋

主演: Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito

年代: 2006

圣诞电影台词:

Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!

#9 - Jingle All The Way 圣诞老豆

主演: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad

年代: 1996

圣诞电影台词:

Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!

Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.

Myron Larabee: Thank you!

#8 - Eight Crazy Nights 八夜疯狂

主演: Adam Sandler

年代: 2002

圣诞电影台词:

Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra.

Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts.

#7 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣诞怪杰

主演: Jim Carrey

年代: 2000

圣诞电影台词:

Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me.

The Grinch: [stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]

The Grinch: Hold still.

[to Max]

The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow.

[to Cindy]

The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?

#6 - Four Christmases 四个圣诞

主演: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon

年代: 2008

圣诞电影台词:

Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend.

Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me.

#5 - Bad Santa 圣诞坏公公

主演: Billy Bob Thorton

年代: 2003

圣诞电影台词:

Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.

Willie: So is my thing for tits.

#4 - Fred Claus 圣诞老人兄弟

主演: Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti

年代: 2007

圣诞电影台词:

Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground? [his mother plugs her ears]

Mother Claus: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…

#3 - A Christmas Story 圣诞故事

主演: Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin

年代: 1983

圣诞电影台词:

Santa Claus: How about a nice football?

Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’.

Santa Claus:Okay, get him out of here.

Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

#2 - Elf 圣诞精灵

主演: Will Ferrell & James Caan

年代: 2003

圣诞电影台词:

Gimbel’s Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?

Buddy: Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.

Gimbel’s Santa: Let the kid talk.

Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?

Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.

Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.

Gimbel’s Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’.

Buddy: You’re a fake.

Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake?

Buddy: Yes!

Gimbel’s Santa: How’d you like to be dead, h uh? Ho, ho, just kidding.

Buddy: You stink.

Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right.

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.