决战紫禁之巅(英语话剧剧本)

决战紫禁之巅
The Duel between two Swordsmen
SCENE 1 ：西门吹雪与叶孤城
演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼king 旁白
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .
Birds are dancing in the cold .
A man is walking along the street ,step by step .
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches .
西门吹雪与叶孤城相遇．
西门吹雪:Oh ,I am sorry to knock you !
叶孤城: Ha ha, Never mind .
西门吹雪: Excuse me，who are you on earth? could you tell me your name?
叶孤城: Ha ha, I won’t change my name! no matter wha t happens. I’m the most famous-------叶孤城. Who are you?
西门吹雪:I am 西门吹雪.
叶孤城惊讶:Ar, 西门吹雪?
西门吹雪:Yes, what is wrong?
叶孤城:I heard that you are the best swordsman?
西门吹雪:Great, you know me !
叶孤城抱腿：Please, please……Don’t kill me! let me go!
西门吹雪: No, I must kill you !
叶孤城: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
西门吹雪: Noway! Because we are fighting now! you know?
叶孤城突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!
西门吹雪: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
西门吹雪抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. how do you know that?
喝完牛奶Thanks,
叶孤城: Do you still want to kill me?
西门吹雪: Sure, must! milk is milk.
叶孤城(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
西门吹雪: I’m sure I won’t!
叶孤城:Really?!3-2-1!
西门吹雪捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
叶孤城大笑：HaHa……so quickly
西门吹雪可怜状: Son of a bitch!三鹿！！！！
叶孤城掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow!
花满楼:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
叶孤城:Who are you?
花满楼:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
叶孤城：Yes, he was beaten by me and fled away
花满楼惊讶:Now you are the best swordsman in the world!
叶孤城:You are right!
花满楼:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?
叶孤城:Yes,It’s very good.
花满楼:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!
叶孤城:Ok,Let’s go!
SCENE 2：无间道
花满楼:My dearest ! let me introduce Yegucheng to you! （指Y）this is Yegucheng. King:sit down plese, yegucheng.
花满楼走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Y egucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?
叶孤城: Yes,Ido.
King: Huamanlou, come here .let me put the ring on your
finger!（音乐停）
西门吹雪(看到戒子)：this ring should be mine!
King:But who are you? Why should it belong to you?
叶孤城急切: king! Dear king!I must go now,my mother is looking for me!
西门吹雪冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!Do not make excuses!
叶孤城抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
西门吹雪:Forgive you? Why?
叶孤城: Once there was a chance before me, I lost it. If the god give me an other chance, I’ll tell you,I love you,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is a thousand years!
King:Oh,god!You are gay？
西门吹雪:gay？you said I am a gay？fuck you！
King: I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!
西门吹雪:What? (侧耳装着听不到) Y ou---kill----me?come on！
花满楼：King，let me have a try!
旁白：After a fierce battle between the two men，both sides lose
叶孤城:Ha，you are both dead men。

Now I will kill you ,my king
King:Why?
叶孤城:It is my plan,Now no one can stop me.And after I kill you ,I will be the king . (Y抓住K)
King:yamedei(日语，不要啊)，someone helps me。

King 边跑边求救，Y在后面追赶，当他们经过H旁边时，H忽然起身抓住了Y
叶孤城:Why are you OK now ,you should be badly hurt.
花满楼:It is my plan too.
叶孤城:You are not huamanlou.Who are you?
花满楼:I am 陆小凤.
叶孤城:Oh,I should have thought of you . Now what are you going to do with me?
K:Bitch!It is my turn to kill you.
叶孤城:给我个机会吧？（此段用中文说）
King：怎么给你机会？
叶孤城：我以前没的选择，现在我想做一个好人。

King：好，跟法官说，看他让不让你做好人。

叶孤城：那就让我死。

King：对不起，我是警察。

叶孤城：谁知道？
King：OK，I can give you a chance. 西门吹雪，Please come here ,it is the duel (决斗)between you and Y
叶孤城:I want to show something to you
西门吹雪;Where is it
叶孤城:On my body
叶孤城脱衣服，显示UFO图片
西门吹雪：nani（日语，什么），UFO
叶孤城：上当了，看招，天外飞仙
西门吹雪（大喊）：我爸是李刚
叶孤城（惊愕）：好剑法，我叶孤城英明一世，没想到……(吐血而亡)（此时响起音乐《再见，警察》
剧终。