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》爱情不分等级，浪漫人人平等。

》男人掏钱是恋人关系，女人掏钱是夫妻关系，男女抢着掏钱是朋友关系。

》男人爱用眼睛看女人，最易受美貌迷惑；女人爱用心看男人，最易受伤心折磨。

》小时候觉得自己的父亲不简单，后来觉得自己不简单，再后来觉得自己的孩子不简单。

》一群鸭子开会（打一成语）--无稽之谈。

下一天》漏洞与补丁齐飞，蓝屏共死机一色。

》吃自助餐的最高境界----只吃贵的，不吃对的。

》你真是个地道的美人—只有在地道里才是美人，因为地道里没灯。

》不管周日还是周一，身体健康是第一。

不管工作还是假期，开心快乐才是第一。

就把周一当作六一，就把自己当作十七，生活永远光鲜亮丽。

》十加十（打一字）茄下一天》学习要加，骄傲要减，机会要乘，懒惰要除。

》饭局是享受，应酬是一种方式，应酬是一种生存形式。

》恋爱是想一个人的心，婚姻是拴一个人的心，爱情是吞一个人的心。

》痛苦来临时不要问：“为什么偏偏是我？|”因为快乐降临时你可没有问过这个问题。

》人人有房住（打一成语）--各得其所。

下一天》数学老师告诉我：三角形是最稳定的，爱情经验告诉我：三角恋爱是最危险的。

》不要西装革履，也不必着装休闲，把衬衫扣子解掉三颗，就是一种随意。

》爱情与同情就像沙子和金子，虽然混在一起，但还是能分得清楚的。

》解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是编故事。

》羊停止了呼吸（打一成语）--扬眉吐气(羊没吐气)Next day男攒私房钱是为了将来换在其他女人身上。

》洗脸只洗脸颊，刷牙只刷门牙。

》所有的房子都会成为故居，所有的容颜都会成为故人；所有的情节都会成为故事。

》幸福使女人懂得了享受，不幸是男人学会努力。

》想污染一个地方有两种东西：垃圾或钞票。

Next beautiful day》零存整取（打一成语）--积少成多》挤公车的时候不小心抬了一下脚，马上就后悔了。

因为发现没地方放下去。

》有钱的时候说：“钱是挣出来的”没钱的时候说：钱是省出来的。

》我是以德服人，如果我以德服不了人，我就以德忽悠人。

》进入社会前我们都是七棱八角的顽石，进入社会后，我们逐渐沦为鹅卵石。

》太阳挂在树顶上（打一字）---果下一天》沉默—是男人总结在吵架时对付女人的最有效的武器。

》程序就是教员工做正确的事；而制度是防止员工做错事。

》炒股是高手不说、一般人不懂、评论家赖以生存的行业。

》如果说我懂得道理比别人多一点，那是因为我犯的错误比别人多一点。

》风平浪静（打一地名）----宁波。

下一天》走路泄露你的性格特征。

》不是每句“对不起”都换来“没关系”。

》世界上只有向不同的人，没有走不通的路。

》把爱情投资在一个人身上，冒险；把爱情投资在许多人身上，危险。

》请客吃饭，一请就来“爽快”，三请四请才来是“摆谱”怎么请都不来叫“原则“不请自来叫“赠饭”，请了不来，不请自来叫“装蒜”。

》大家都笑你（打一地名）---齐齐哈尔。

下一天》人生三难题：思，相思，单相思。

》地球是运动的，一个人不会永远处在倒霉的位置。

》永远像孩子一样好奇，像年轻人一样改变，像中年人一样好奇，像老者一样睿智。

》对感情不负责的人有两种：一种是经常恋爱，从不结婚。

；另一种是从不恋爱，经常结婚。

》一大一小（打一字）---奈。

下一天》啄木鸟靠一张嘴消灭害虫，但有人靠一张嘴去充当害人虫！走的最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。

》我的兴趣可以分为两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。

》一直认为i人是立体的，做了地铁才知道，人原来可以是平面的。

》自相矛盾（打河南一地名）----开封。

Next day>>在金钱和你的面前,我毫不犹豫地选择了你,结果却发现人财两空.>>一个成功的单身男女就是永远不要男人,但身边永远不缺男人.>>”拆东墙补西墙”之升级版拆别人墙补自己墙.>>钱太多就不用考虑;完全没有前就用不着考虑了．＞＞宝岛台湾（打一字）――始．下一天＞都是背了太多的心愿，流星才会跌得那么重；都是藏了太多的谎言，我们分手才那么伤．＞男人和老婆的关系再差，和岳母的关系也是好的；女人和老公的关系再好，和婆婆的关系也是最差的．＞男人周末足不出户是为了做宅男宅女，而我只为了省钱．．＞爱情，有时侯脆弱得像一朵枯萎的玫瑰花，只有花形而无花彩．＞值钱不值钱全在这两点．――――金．下一天＞减肥的最高境界：我到底有没有吃过东西．？＞你永远看不见我眼里的泪，因为你不在时我才哭泣．＞结婚前我是你的天使；结婚后我还是，天天被你使唤．＞也许我不够温柔，不够体贴，不够聪明，不够．．．但我有一颗宽容的心．＞九千九百九十九（打一成语）下一天＞哗众可以取宠，也可以失宠．＞再高质的防腐剂也无法令青春不朽．．．．．．．＞关于幸福，我们本来可以智取，可你却在豪取．＞时间就像一张网，你撒在哪里，你的收获就在哪里．＞湖光水影月当空（打一字）―――古．下一天＞老天忘了给我翅膀，于是我用幻想飞翔．＞男人的承诺就像昙花，昙花一现存在的短暂让女人感叹时光的飞速．＞如果你容不下我，说明不是你的心胸太狭窄，就是我的人格太伟大．＞爱情就像白米饭，浪漫过程就像菜．人饿时会想吃饭．但吃完后，更多人喜欢去评论菜好不好吃，而忽略白米饭．＞出访归来话罗马（打一成语）―――言外之意．，Mikey tell his friends about the great Cuchulain’s wife, Emer, who was the “champion woman pisser of Ireland “and won her husband in a pissing context.(from Angela’s Ashes written by Frank McCount)Chapter 17-19In these final chapters , Frank comes t o terms with his religion. He has a moment of painful honesty in front of the statue of St.Francis, when he expresses his anger at the unfairness of life, and the seeming futility of his prayers. He finally expresses anger at the church, but he also finally feels its capacity to heal. McCount shows us that although the Catholic church may compound the guilty that Frank feels about his bad behavior, it also has the unparalleled power of forgiveness. When Frank goes to Confession and pours out his worries to the priest, he is forgiven and leaves the church with every burden lifted from his back. He is perfectly happy.As the book progresses , Frank’s formative experiences center less on his family and his mother, and more on his individual process of maturation: he encounters boys who feel no shame about their own sexual impulses, he learns about birth control,he stesls an old woman and feels perfectly .justified, he sleeps with a married woman and feels little but elation. While Frank is still a moral person, some of his childish worry and moral fastidiousness is being replaced by a mature toughness.Symbols:First one : ashesAngela’s ashes takes its mane from ashes which fall from Angela’s cigarettes and those in the fireplace at which she stares blankly. The entire setting of the narrative feels draped in ash—dark, weak, lifeless, sunless. Angela’s ashes represent her crumbling hopes: her dreams of raising a healthy family with a supportive husband have withered and collapsed, leaving her with only cigarettes for comfort and the smoldering ashes of a fire for warmth.2.Eggs :Unlike other families ,the McCounts cannot afford to buy eggs regularly. Eggs are a familiar yet unattainable luxury, and Frank associates them with wealth and security.They became symbols of the good life that Frank wishes to provede for himself and his family. Eggs symbolize the financial security, the satisfaction, and the indulgences available beyond the boundaries of Limerick.3.the River Shannon(香农河)The symbolism of the River Shannon changes as Frank’s outlook matures during his childhood and adolescence. Initially, the river symbolizes Limerick’s bleakness and the brooding desolation of Frank’s childhood. Frank associates the river with the endless rain that torments Lmerick, which he describes as a virulent disease-carrying wetness that causes people to fall sick with coughs, asthma, consumption, and other diseases. As the memoir progress, Frank begins to see the river as a route out of Limerick. As a result, I t comes to symbolize escape,movement, and freedom.When Frank throws Mrs Finucane’s ledger into the river---thus liberating all of her remaining debtors—he suggests that soon he, like the ledget, will use the river to leave Ireland behind and set sail across the Atlantic.Next dayAmbitionsThere is a strong view that holds that success is a myth, and ambition therefore a sham. Does this mean that success does not really exist? That achievement is at bottom empty? That the effects of men and women are of no significance alongside the force of movements and events? Now not all success, obviously, is worth esteeming, nor all ambition worth cultivating. Which are and which are not something one soon enough learns on one’s own. But even the most cynical secretly admit that success exists; that achievement counts for a great deal; and that the true myth is that the actions of men and women are useless. To believe otherwise is to take on a point of view that is likely to be deranging .It is, in its implications, to remove all motive for competence, interest in attainment, and regard for posterity.We do not choose to be born, We do not choose our parents. We do not choose our historical epoch, the country of our birth or the immediate circumstances of our upbringing. We do not ,most of us, choose to die; nor do we choose the time or conditions of our death. But within all this realm of choicelessness, we do choose how we shall live: courageously or in cowardice, honorably or dishonorably, with purpose or in drift. We decide that what is important and what is trivial in life. We decide that what makes us significant is either what we do or what we refuse to do. But no matter how indifferent the universe may be to our choices and decisions, these choices and decisions are ours to make. We decide. We choose. And as we decide and choose, so are our lives formed. In the end, forming our own destiny is what ambition is about. .>我一向视美女和金钱如粪土, 就像他们一直看我们一样.>你相信爱情魔咒吗?我相信,因为我的爱情从来没有超过一个月.>如果我能看到自己的背影,我想它一定很忧伤,因为我把快乐都放在了前面.>今天我想从自动取款机取点钱,它提示”资金不足”,我不知道这是指银行还是指我.>船出长江口(打一地名) ---上海.>男人觉得没有女人适合自己,婚后男人觉得很多女人适合自己.>按一个键,把烦扰统统删掉;画一个圈,把快乐和甜蜜套住.>如果你容不下我,说明不是你的心胸太狭窄,就是我的人格太伟大.>思念将如阳光下的黑影,我逃他追,我追他逃..>头带玻璃帽,白天睡大觉,夜里睁开眼,什么都瞧到.(打一日用品)--手电筒.Born to winEach human being is born as something new, something that never existed before. Each is born with the capacity to win at life. Each person has a unique way of seeing, hearing, touching, tasting and thinking. Each has his or her own unique potentials—capacities and limitations. Each can be a significant, thinking, aware ,and being---a productive person, a winner.Winners do not dedicate their lives to a concept of what they imagine they should be; rather ,they are themselves and as such do not use their energy putting on a performance, and manipulating others. They are aware that there is a pretence difference between being loving and acting loving, between being stupid and acting stupid, between being knowledgeable and acting knowledgeable. Winners do not need to hide behind a mask.Winners are not afraid to do their own thinking and to use their own knowledge. They can separate facts from opinionIn 语》恋爱之境界：把不是单身的生活过得像单身一样。