《幽默速英语小故事》PPT课件
幽默英语PPT课件
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成功的基础在于好的学习习惯
The foundation of success lies in good habits
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谢谢大家
荣幸这一路，与你同行
It'S An Honor To Walk With You All The Way
讲师：XXXXXX XX年XX月XX日
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Definition of humor from dictionary
• --- the ability to laugh and find things funny
• 对滑稽事物的感受能力 • --- the quality of being funny and
making people laugh • 幽默；滑稽
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Humor can handle embarrassment
• A sense of humor would be the best method to deal with dilemma.
• When something unpleasant happens ，some humorous words would always work in that case. The unharmonious atmosphere would melt gradually.
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Humor makes you popular
• It conduces to others’ feeling that you are easygoing and accessible, which makes you look more attractive. Thus, result in people opening their hearts to make friends with you.
英语中的幽默与笑话 ppt课件
Humor makes you popular
• It conduces to others’ feeling that you are easygoing and accessible, which makes you look more attractive. Thus, result in people opening their hearts to make friends with you.
Summary
• A person without humor is just like a spring without flowers, or like a dish without seasoning.
• Humor can improve physical as well as mental well-being. It helps us bear our burdens, lessen our tension, overcome our frustration and keep good terms with others.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
"Are we poisonous?"
the young snake asked his
mother. "Yes, dear," she replied –
"Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my
reply： 神回复：
你哭找对我说，童话里都是骗人的 you cried and told me
that every things is fairy tales are pettifogging
幽默小故事PPT课件
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【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples． Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expands．That's why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer．
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【4】The pen
Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please． Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes．
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【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger．”
老师：安妮，你几岁？ 安妮：十五岁。 老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！ 安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。
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英语专八幽默笑话美式幽默精品PPT课件
Can we have our teacher back?
Once a super intendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy,so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking, He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.
The Same Mother
Billy and his brother Davy were in the same class.The teacher assigned them to write a composition “My Mother”.Davy wrote one and Billy just copied it.
Waiter : Yes Sir,they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter,there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter : That’all right,Sir,he won’t drink much. Customer : Waiter,there’s a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter ：So what do you expect me to do,call a lifeguard?
“I wasn’t asleep, ”the man answered.
“Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.”
“I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.”
第10讲英语幽默
第10讲英语幽默主讲人廖赐仰Nest and HairMy sister, a primary school teacher, was in formed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its n est in the tree outside the classroom."What kind of bird?" my sister asked."I did n't see the bird, ma' am, only the n est," replied the child."Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her ."Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."Notes:(1) inform v.告诉⑵nest n.窝；巢(3) description n.扌苗述(4) encourage v. 鼓励⑸resemble v. 相似；类似18.鸟窝与头发我姐姐是一位小学老师。
一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。
”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。
”I've Just Bitten My Tongue"Are we pois ono us?" the young sn ake asked his mother."Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?""Cause rve just bitte n my ton gue!"Notes:(1) poisonous adj. 有毒的⑵Cause rve just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。
小学英语搞笑小故事.ppt
• 故事25 穿哪条裙子？
• 缇娜8岁了， 她又自己的主意。当她的父母要她 做事时，她总是不去做。
• 今天，她将去参加一位朋友的生日聚会。她在选 择穿哪一条裙子. 她又三条裙子：一条是蓝裙子， 一条白裙子和一条黄裙子。 她问她的父亲：“哪
• She asks her father, “Which one is the best?” her father says, “I think the blue one is the best.” Then she asks her mother, “Which one do you think is the best?” Her mother answers, “ The white one , of course!” Tina says, “Thank you.”
bites her. • “Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog
does not bite!” • The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”
那不是我的狗
• 一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可 爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗？”
It Must Be Crowded
A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”
幽默英语小故事
幽默英语小故事Once upon a time in a small village, there lived a man named Tom who was known for his wit and humor. He was thelife of every party and could make anyone laugh with his jokes and funny anecdotes.One day, the village was preparing for its annual fair, and the villagers decided to have a talent competition. Tom, being the entertainer that he was, decided to participate. He thought long and hard about what he could do to stand out from the other contestants.Finally, he came up with a brilliant idea. He would perform a comedy routine that involved a talking parrot. The catch was, there was no parrot. Tom would play both roles, using his exceptional ventriloquism skills to create the illusion of a conversation between him and the imaginary parrot.The day of the competition arrived, and the village square was filled with excited villagers. The contestants performed one after another, showcasing their talents in singing, dancing, and playing musical instruments.Finally, it was Tom's turn. He walked onto the stage with a confident stride, holding a small, empty cage. The crowd was curious, wondering what Tom had up his sleeve."Ladies and gentlemen," Tom began, "I present to you, the most talented parrot in the world!" He opened the cage door, and with a flourish, he pretended to place the parrot on his shoulder.The crowd watched in anticipation as Tom started the conversation. "So, Polly, what do you think of our lovely village?" Tom asked, moving his lips slightly to mimic the parrot's voice."Village? This place is a dump!" Tom replied in a high-pitched, grumpy voice, pretending to be the parrot.The crowd burst into laughter, and Tom continued the hilarious exchange, with the parrot becoming more and more outrageous in its comments.As the routine went on, Tom's parrot started to complain about everything from the weather to the quality of the village's well water. The villagers were in stitches, and even the judges couldn't help but chuckle at the clever banter.When the performance ended, the applause was thunderous. Tom took a bow, and the parrot, in a final act of defiance, "flew" off his shoulder and back into the cage.In the end, Tom won the talent competition, not just for his ventriloquism skills, but for the joy and laughter he brought to the entire village. And from that day on, everytime someone mentioned the annual fair, they would also remember the hilarious tale of Tom and his talking parrot.。