GLEE S01E04

GLEE S01E04All the single ladies.now put your hands up Up in a club,we just broke up, I'm doing my own little thing .Actin' up,drink in my cup I can care less what you think I need no permission,did I mention? Don't pay him any attention 'Cause you had your turn,and now you gonna learn What it really feels like to Miss B 'Cause if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you should've put a ring on itDad... You're home early. <Deadliest Catch> is on. What are you wearing? It's a unitard. 弹力紧身衣Guys wear them to,uh,work out nowadays. Do sports. They wick sweat from the body. F-football. Yeah,all the guys in football wear them. They're jock-chic.有形Totally. Kurt's on the football team now. He's the kicker. That's the smallest guy on the field,right? Yeah. yeah,Brit and Tina Were just helping me with some conditioning work. Hmm. Really? You know,I played in jc, Before I busted up 使破裂my knee，Popping wheelies on my dirt bike. Cool. I guess we'll have something to talk about,then. So one of you two his girlfriend? But I'm not ready to be exclusive just yet. All right,just keep the music down. I can't hear myself think up there. Hey,Kurt? Be sure to get me a ticket to your first game.You're doing great,baby. Just keep breathing. No,no,no. Giving birth is not like how it is in the movies. It is bloody and bestial.残忍的And you get poop all over your cowboy boots. Well,I'm just trying to be supportive. Oh,will,this isn't about you. I'm sorry,Kendra. When was I making it about me? You have to be liked,Will. You're nice And supportive,and you avoid conflict. Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon Out of her boy-howdy in five months. She doesn't need nice. She needs dolomite. 磐石I can be tough. Of course you can,sweetie. Okay,why don't you come on Down here,I'm going to show you how to rub The gas bubbles out of your wife's stomach. - Oh,no,wait! - Oh,no,no. You'll like it. Phil still Does it to me,feels great. I don't want him touching my stomach. I mean,maybe he would bruise受伤the baby. Oh. What? Yeah. Honey,would you make me a BLT? Sure,uh,I'm... It's going to take a few minutes,though. - That's okay,- All right. Be right back. Make me one,too,but hold the tomato. Okay. - And the lettuce. 生菜- Okay. I can't do this. Oh,honey,don't worry about it. You're going to have an epidural无痛分娩. I'm just making it sound worse than it is To make him feel guilty. And then you have him by the balls For the rest of your life. Kendra,if I told you something,would you promise Not to tell anybody,not even Phil? Oh,my god. Is the baby black? No. The doctor said it's a hysterical pregnancy. I can't tell Will. I can't. He already has one foot out the door. This baby's the only reason he's still here. What do you think he's going to do When he finds out you lied? Oh,god,I don't know.I gotta tell him the truth. I've got to tell him and I've got to deal with the consequences. - Are you insane?! - What? Dishonesty is food to a marriage. It will die without it. Oh,Kendra... Stop being so emotional. Okay. The solution is clear. We're going to have to get you a baby.Hey,guys. Hope I'm not intruding. No,not at all. Oh,um,so get this. You know how I'm kind of like a local news junkie,有瘾的right? - Isn't that kind of depressing? - Oh,no. It's kind of like a,like a horror film,you know? It's drug recalls and poison toys Africanized bees,that was terrible... That's because disasters freak you out, Yet fascinate you at the same time,sweetie. So you like the local news,because this way You can experience them from the safety of your condo. 公寓An-anyway,yeah. Um,they just finished this story on this Zoo mauling,锤压you know,and,um, You'll never guess who came on next. Well,let's see what's going on now With local champion cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester In a brand-new segment 部分we call "Sue's corner." Take it away,Sue. Thanks,Rod. Andrea. You know,caning 鞭刑has fallen out of fashion in the United States. But ask anyone who's safely walked the immaculate洁净的Sidewalks of Singapore after winning an international Cheerleading competition, And they'll tell you one thing. Caning works. And I think it's about time We did a little more of it right here. And to all those naysayers反对者out there Who say,"that's illegal;" "You can't strike children on their bare buttocks With razor-sharp 锋利的bamboo sticks," Well,to them,I say, "Yes,we cane." And that's how Sue sees it. They gave her a segment on the local news? - Mm-hmm. - Why? Well,because being a local celebrity who's been written up twice On the Sports page of Usa Today Has its perks,特权William. Hey,pal,you want to pull that chair out for me? My hand's still sore From signing autographs down At the Donut Hole this morning. Brought you some holes甜甜圈I couldn't finish. Oh,and,uh,Fyi,（for your information）供参考the overnights 收视率were through the roof. You don't know what that means,do you,"overnights"?Well,that's lingo 术语for overnight ratings, Which shows us leading among 18-to-49-year-olds, Making WOHN Western Ohio's number one local newscast. "Wow" is the word,Alma. You know,I wasn't always in the spotlight. But I didn't want to end up Stuck at a lousy 差劲的high school, Wrestling with 扭打mental illness. Or 40 and single, Coaching the worst football team In the history of our state. Or having to go to the salon Every week to have my hair permed. 烫发I didn't want to have to do that to myself. So,I sent out my resume,and I am So happy to tell you that I am busting out of my box. I'd love to stay and chat, But I got a satellite interview. That's lingo,again,for an interview Via satellite. Okay.Excuse me,this isn't the right key. No,that's actually the right key. This is the alto part.中音部Yep. Tina's doing the solo. I-I'm sorry. There must be some sort of mix-up. I thought I made it very clear that Anything from 《West Side Story》goes to me. Maria is my part. Natalie Wood was a Jew,you know. I've had a very deep,personal connection To this role since the age of one. Well,I'm trying to shake things up a bit, Get us out of our boxes. You're trying to punish me. I think you're being irrational.I think you're being unfair. I think you're being unfair to Tina, Who might've been happy about getting her first solo. Tina knows how much I respect her And I think she would agree With me that she's not ready for such an iconic 标志性role as Maria。