成长的烦恼第一季117中英台词对照表
成长的烦恼中英文对照剧本608 Happy Halloween _Part 2 of 2
608 Happy Halloween (Part 2 of 2)Previously on growing pains:Chrissy: Dad every second we waste is candy out of my mouth.Jason: So I thought with all the rain, tonight would be a great night to have the old pilgrim Halloween.Chrissy: What did they do?Jason: No, they told scary stories.Carol: If that's my blind date calling to cancel, tell him I'm not here.Jason: Hello.Carol: Tell him I'm out with somebody incredible good looking.Jason: That was Eddie on the phone. Mike was supposed to pick him up a half hour ago and he hasn't shown.Chrissy: It's light enough.Maggie: Close the door Chrissy, you're not going anywhere.Chrissy: Oh no! It figures.Jason: Come on, close the light, close the door and tell us some more scary stories.Carol: I'm not finished with my face yet.Ben: Yeah, well maybe you will have it ready for the Olympics of''92. Jason: All right who wants the next turn? Carol?Carol: Oh I'm not with you people, I'm just waiting for this stiff.Jason: Looks like I could use some help here Ben.Ben: Carol, get your butt over here right now and tell a story.Carol: No.Jason: Ben, I'm saying you say a story.Ben: Ok, once upon a time on Halloween, at the sweat t-shirt contest…Maggie: Ben…A Halloween story, scary.Ben: Ok, scary. It was Halloween and I was coming home from school. (Story begins to be depicted)Ben: Mom, dad, it's your favorite son…you know…Ben….Ok well I'm going to be up I'm my room studying like Oas.Ben: It was odd. No one to greet me, no one to tussle my hair.And then I heard a noise…a stranger noise I had never heard before. Jason: Hold it!(Story ends)Ben: What? What did I do this time?Maggie: Ben I want a scary story, really scary.Ben: Ok, well, I got you this time.Chrissy: I like the pizza story Benjamin.Ben: Thank you Chrissy, but this one is better. This is the story of why I stopped trick or treating.(Story begins)I was like any other kid with this Halloween thing, you know…there were good ones, there were bad ones. I had been around the block a time or two…I mean I had been doing this trick or treating scam since before sugar was a dirty word. And through all those years of begging, there was one house you never visited. The word was out: Don't go to Bulager's house. Not that anybody had ever seen him, but we all heard the stories. If you went there, you didn't come back.I mean, isn't that where the Logger family disappeared? All ten of them, wiped out without a trace. I had to find out, even if it was the last thing I ever did. I couldn't make any noise.Ahhhhhhh…(Story continues)I could have run, I could have turned weenie, but I decided to face this like a man. It was odd, even with my heart beating like that. A strange calmness took over me. I think it was because of that smell. Where had I smelled that before? It was warm, inviting…with a hint of cheese, and just a dash of oregano. (Story finishes)Ben: Wait until you hear the ending, seriously.Jason: Carol, do you have anything to contribute?Carol: I don't want to tell these stupid Halloween stories.Maggie: It doesn't have to be a Halloween story, just a scary story.Jason: Come on Carol, I have every confidence you can frighten all of us. Carol: Well, there is this dream I have been having…I've been having it a lot actually.(Dream begins)I'm in a subway station, and I'm late.Speaking in dream: Where is everybody? Is this some sort of Jewish holiday? Got to make my train…I jumped the turn stile… no that would be wrong, and I never do anything wrong…it's the tragedy of what I am.VOICE: Attention please! Stop winning and jump the turn stile. Yeah... I'm talking to you bookworm.Carol: Wow, can you believe I did that?Grandma: It doesn't matter, that train is never coming.Carol: What?Grandma: I didn't say anything.Carol: Oh sorry.Grandma: I thought it.Carol: I can hear your thoughts?Grandma: And I can hear yours.Carol: I'm just going to ignore her, and get on that train, and get out of here. Grandma: Its isn't coming, it's the subway car called success. And it doesn't come to people who just wait for it.Carol: Well, what are you waiting for?Grandma: I always wait here. I have been doing it since I was a freshman at Columbia University. My name is Carol seaver, what's yours?Carol: You are not Carol Seaver, I'm Carol Seaver. This is so bizarre. (MUSIC)Yes Carol Seaver is bizarre, don't you know that's the kind of person that you are.Don't let up what you did; treat it like a sin, to be the kind of person that you are…Thought you had the knowledge, when you went off to college, how come you not there anymore…Misses, such a miss-fit…or should we call you misfit? Your entire life is rotten to the bone…Hahaha(Song ends)Carol: Ah… (falling)I don't believe this, I'm flying….I'm flying. I'm not an uptight little bookworm who is afraid to sore. I can do something that nobody in the entire world can do. I'm special.Mike: Hey, yo, Carol!Carol: Mike?Chrissy: Hey Mike, wait for me!Ben: Beep beep, coming through.Carol: I'm not special.Chrissy: Hey you can see our house from here.Ben: YeahCarol: Ah…(falling)(Dream ends)Carol: What nobody here has dreams like that?Everybody: Oh yeah, sure, yeah…..Maggie: Honey, it's just a dream, its nothing to worry about or be embarrassed about.Jason: No that's true, and tomorrow I'm going to give you some numbers of some colleagues of mine you can talk to ok?Ben: Carol, your date is here.Mike: Hello?Jason: Mike is that you?Mike: yeah.Carol: Oh great, it's only my stupid brother.Maggie: Quiet Carol. Mike, you scared the life out of us, Eddie called, where have you been?Jason: Something wrong?Mike: Yeah I'll say.Jason and Maggie: Mike, well what's wrong? What happened?Ben: Mike, you look like you have seen a ghost.Mike: Uh, look, I'm not crazy am i?Jason: What are you talking about?Mike: I mean, I'm not the kind of kid who imagines things, right?Maggie: NO honey.Mike: That's what I was afraid of. See, I never really made it to Eddie's tonight. (STORY BEGINS)Mike: I thought I knew every road in long island. I'm going to be fine, nothing to be scared of…Mommy…mommy…Hey are you ok?Kara: I think so.Mike: Ok, well what happened?Kara: I don't know…Mike: Ok, its ok, it's ok... Listen uh, uh, how many fingers do you see? Kara: Two.Mike: Great, you want to go out sometime?Kara: What?Mike: Uh I'm sorry, my name is Mike Seaver.Kara: Kara Danes.Mike: OK, Oh man you are ice cold.Kara: I have been here a while.Mike: Here take my jacket.Kara: Oh thank you.Mike: I'm just glad you are ok, look at this car.Kara: Frank is going to be so mad at me for toweling his car.Mike: Yeah, well Frankie is just going to be happy that you are alive.Kara: You are funny.Mike: Pardon me?Kara: Oh Frankie is such a wonderful dancer.Mike: Hey wo, wo. Are you sure you are ok?Kara: Oh darling hold me just hold me.Mike: Uh, well sure, if I got to.Kara: Will you help me?Mike: Uh well, exactly how big is this Frankie guy?Kara: Take me home.Mike: Sure…Uh Kara, do you have any idea where we are?Kara: Yes.Mike: Well, would you like to share that information?Kara: Why did it have to end this way?Mike: What?Kara: Mike have you ever held someone in your arms and felt eternal love wash over your soul?Mike: Dozens of times.Kara: You are cute….oh, ohw…Mike: Are you ok? I will pull over. Look I'm sorry, most of this car is just jag and metal., let me see that. Oh gosh that is one nasty cut, we are going to have to get this wrapped. If it were bleeding….Kara, why isn't it bleeding?Kara: It must not be very deep.Mike: What are you kidding? This needs stitches. The cut is gone!Kara: I told you.Mike: All right all right, let me see the other hand.Kara: Hey look! It's our favorite place.Mike: Uh?Kara: Don't you remember? We had our first date there.Mike: Uh Kara, look, I have never been to this dinner in my entire life, and believe me, if I had ever one out with you I would remember. Boy, I'd remember. Kara: I'll race you to the door.Mike: Ok she's crazy, but she looks good. What am I talking about? This is what I have been waiting for.Kara: It stopped raining.Mike: There's horses here…uh wait a second I forgot my keys.Kara: Here!Mike: Oh thank you…(Enters)Mike: Oh wow, isn't Halloween great? I mean, everyone is having a costume party.Abe: Later Mr. President, I got a customer.President: Don't worry Abe; Let them find their own booth.Abe: Booth, where?President: Gotha!!!haha.Kara: Let's go to our usual table.Mike: Our usual table?Babe: I hit 50 homeruns in an 8 fielder game.Marilyn: Oh come on Babe, Yankee stadium is only 273 down the right field line. Babe: Hey you know baseball.Marilyn: Yes, and I also know fat.Mike: Uh wow, you are a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe.Marilyn: Trick or treat.Kara: Mr. President, they are at our table.President: hey you two, you have been hogging that table for four score and seven years.Laurel: Well there's another nice mess you got me into.Hardy: (indistinctive)Colonel Sanders: And Truman, you ought to see what I can do with red bean. Truman: Promises, promises.Mike: Uh Kara, look, I know I don't need to tell you this because I know that you already know, but I have never actually been here with you before.Kara: You are right.Mike: Oh come on Kara don't cry…I meant that I have been here with you before, lots of times. Hey, who's kidding who? I am a regular! Hey hey, give me my usual, hold the sprouts.Kara: No, you are just a sweet dear boy who found a lonely soul on the side of the road trying to get home.Mike: Look Kara, why don't you just give me your phone number and I will call your parents and tell them that you are fine.Kara: It's 555-5406Mike: Ok, fine. You just sit right here and relax, ok? Everything is going to be just fine.Kara: I know it is, Frankie.Truman: He seems like a nice young man.Kara: Truman, be good. I'll go powder my nose, I'm going home Truman. Home…Mike: Thanks…Excuse me but have you seen the girl I came in with?Abe: Yeah, whoooooMike: No,no,no, I mean she disappeared. See, I was on the phone with her mother, who by the way burst into tears and hung up on me. Does that say anything to you?Abe: What's a phone?Kara: I'm ready to go.Mike: Good lord! How did you get here?Kara: You drove me.Mike: Hey look, I was on the phone with your mother ok? She started crying and told me that I was playing some sort of cruel joke on her, and then she hung up on me. What kind of trouble are you in?Kara: Come, I'll show you the way.Mike: To where?Kara: To where I have been trying to go for 17 years.Mike: Uh?Man: ladies and gentlemen, now coming up soon for our youngsters up there, our little friend from Italy, Topo Shizo But first, right here on this stage, paradise dinner is proud to present Mr. Jimmy Hendrix and Liberachi. Jimmy, Li, get up here.Liberachi: Now Jimmy, it's magic time.Hendrix: Yeah, I'm with ya Li.Kara: Let's go.Mike: Hey, it looked like you floated to me.Kara: We are almost there.Mike: I don't see any houses.Kara: Mike, stop the car.Mike: Why?Kara: Because I'm home, I'm finally home.Mike: Kara, we are in the middle of nowhere.Kara: Dance with me Frankie.Mike: It's Mike, remember?Kara: Please….Mike: Uh Kara, you are loosing me here.Kara: For one moment, that's all I ask. I know we promised to love only eachother, but I release you from that promise.Mike: Thanks.Kara: I hope you find love, I hope you find happiness.Mike: You know Kara; I just really hope that you are ok.Kara: I miss you.Mike: What do you mean?Kara: I know you will find another love.Mike: Look, Kara, I got an idea. What do you say we get back in the car, I'll drive you home and everything is going to be ok. All right, Come on…obviously you have been through a lot of shock today and you are a little confused.Kara: Goodbye.Mike: Hey wait, where are you going?Kara: Home.Mike: Home? Kara look, there are no houses up there. Come on, there are no houses for miles…Kara? Kara? Hey Kara, this isn't funny... Kara? Kara? Where are you? Hello?(Story ends)Maggie: Honey are you ok?Mike: Yeah, you know it's just that the one thing that makes no sense whatsoever is…is…How you guys could be so gullible.Maggie: What?Jason: None of this happened?Maggie: Mike you scared us to death.Mike: Is there a better night for it?Chrissy: Yeah, you would have made a great pilgrim.Jason: You planned all this.Mike: No I didn't, I just planned to come home and scare Ben. I mean I knew he would be here toilet papering the house.Ben: I have had it. Everybody is accusing me of this, but there is not one scrap of evidence.Maggie: How about your hundred pounds of 2-ply?Ben: I'll go to my room.Mike: You guys being here only made it better. Thank goodness for this storm. Chrissy: Yeah yeah yeah.Maggie: Hey the storm, its over.Chrissy: So I can go?Jason: Yeah, go on.Chrissy: Let's go let's go let's go, let's go maties.Maggie: Chrissy wait for me.Jason: You didn't have me fooled for a second.Mike: Oh come on dad, how could you sit there in damp shorts and tell me that? Carol: Oh great, so everybody is happy now except good old Carol.Jason: Yep.Carol: Oh that better be that clown or else…Hello, I'm Carol, Lou-Ann'sfriend…this is my brother, my father…lets go.Jason: Did I ever tell you about the Halloween night I had when I was about your age?Mike: Yeah yeah yeah, with the yellow eyes?Jason: No, they were orange eyes. But that's getting ahead of the story. It was a Halloween night, much like this…I was about your age..and…I don't have any candy…I got to give them fruit.Mike: Oh come on dad, don't give them fruit…Jason: What else do I have?Mike: Give them some money.Jason: Yeah, or I could give them one of my kidneys.Larry: Hi, I'm Larry Leaky, Lou-Ann's friend. I m here to pick up..uhm….Carol Seaver.Jason: You are her date?Mike: Then who did she leave with?Carol: I hope Lou-Ann didn't exaggerate too much about me. So what line of work are you in?Death: Procurement.Carol: Where are we going?Everyone: Happy Halloween from growing pains.608万圣节(下)上次在成长的烦恼中…爸爸我们每次都吃糖果消磨时间。
新成长的烦恼搞笑台词
14.凯特叫人邀请利齐她们去生日晚会时…… 利齐:就算这是地球上最后一个晚会我也不会去的。 某同学:去年她在糖果袋里放了手机。 利齐和米兰达：我去！ 戈多：等等，能打长途电话吗？ 某同学：当然！ 戈多：我去！我去！我去！”
搞笑台词
1.戈多：你四年级的时候真的迷恋过我吗？ 利齐：那时候我还小, 不知道有更好的。
2.利齐父：你应该爱马特。 利齐:是的我爱马特,尤其是他不在的时候。
3.利齐听说要跟凯特一组，便很不高兴地抱着枕头在床上打滚，戈多(对米兰达)说：“她比我想象的坚 强！”
4.米兰达:实际上，你永远不会把伊桑和拉里出现在同一个句子里。 戈多:实际上 你刚才就那么做了。
15.利齐（要去打工）:我自由了！我解放了！除了有个恶老板扼着我的脖子。
8.戈多:作为一个聪明的男孩，有时候我是不是太傻了！
9.戈多:比起美味的食物，玩是次要的。
10.戈多:我会用智慧征服女人，而不是钱～！
11.戈多:我喜欢向我的父母要东西，那是我和他们唯一沟通的机会。
12.社会课的假结婚伊桑选角色时：“外科医生？ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้是一种医生，对吗？”
5.利齐母：以前你们是朋友 你们肯定有共同的地方。 利齐：对！我们都无法忍受对方！
6.马特：哦 !你是谁 ?请告诉我刚才不是你在说话 ,一个利齐已经很麻烦了.”
7.利齐：也许她比我更漂亮 更聪明 、更有趣。 戈多：那不可能！ 利齐：为什么？ 戈多：因为没有人比你更漂亮、 更有趣！ 利齐：你漏了更聪明！
成长的烦恼第一集1 英文台词
Growing Pains 101 Pilot第一集出师受挫Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I am a psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems. Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. I’ve spent last 15 years helping our kid s with problems, even Jason wouldn't believe.Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper.Maggie: And Jason has moved his practice into the house so we can be there for the kids.Jason: They’re great kids.Maggie: Most of the time.Jason: And the rest of the time……Maggie: We love them , anywayJason: Yeah.Ben: Unbelievable.Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula . or you're scrambledMaggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.Jason: Show me moreMaggie: Oh Jason, the kids.Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky .Maggie: At breakfast?Jason: At all meals.Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that.Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist .Jason: Could be an accident.Carol: Could be a dream come true.Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck磁带放送机for the Volvo?Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous空的；空虚的；空洞的.Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?Carol: I rest my case我的话就到此为止了。
成长的烦恼中英文对照剧本418 Fool for Love
沪江英语编辑制作
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沪江英语ould go right now before all the best desserts are eaten. You know how I love desserts. Mike: Sure do. Jason: You'll be home by midnight? Carol: Uh hu. Mike: You know it's a very wise thing sandy, cos uh, carol turns into a porker at midnight. Carol: I said let's go. Mike: Hey Ben, come on. Something really embarrassing could happen on the way to Sandy's car and it would be a shame not to get that on tape. Ben: You're right. Maggie: You know Jason, I've really gotten to like Sandy. Jason: Uh hu. Maggie: He's polite, he's bright, he's ideal for Carol. Jason: Uh hu. Maggie: You know I bet no matter how perfect the guy was that she brought home, you'd still be suspicious. Jason: Uh hu. Sure glad they didn't get that on tape. Ben: Cut! Sandy: Mike was wrong. Carol: What? Sandy: At midnight you turn into a sex maniac. Carol: I should go. Sandy: Oh. Yeah. Carol: Ok, you talked me into it. I'll stay one more minute. Sandy: That's me. One smooth talker. Carol: Shut up Sandy. I had such a wonderful time tonight. Sandy: Me too. Carol: You know I've never been to a college party before. Sandy: They're not much different than high school ones. Just more people with facial hair. Carol: Guys. Sandy: If you're lucky. Carol: And that restaurant was so romantic. Sandy: Shindigs? It's a bar with sawdust on the floor. Carol: Well yeah. They didn't card me. I guess I look older when I'm with you. Sandy: It's probably the bare shoulders. Listen Carol, I know it's probably short notice, but there's this Deans List Luncheon tomorrow and, I was wondering if you'd like to go with me? Carol: Oh, I'd love to. But my whole family is going into the city to have brunch with my grandma and her fiancé. I've got o be there. I mean if I don't show up, I'll be dead. Sandy: Oh right. Ok, well I understand. Just would have been kind of nice to have my girlfriend there with me.
成长的烦恼美剧经典句子
成长的烦恼美剧经典句子1. 五部美剧的二十个句子（每部）【不朽法医】（《Forever》）经典台词⒈It's not a numberof years we live that matters. Our lives just add up to a series of moments. Wewill never kown when or where they'll happen, but they stick with us, markingour souls forever.有多少年的寿命并不重要，我们的生命是美好时刻的集锦。
我们永远不知道美好会在何时何地发生，但它们永远跟随我们，铭刻于我们的灵魂中。
⒉I 've spent myentire life studying the human body ,and I can say with scientific certaintythat what keeps us alive, more important than blood or oxygen or even love…Ishope.我一生都在研究人体，我可以十分肯定地说，使我们存活的，比血和器官甚至爱更重要的，是希望。
⒊Nothing can erasethe pain of losing someone you love. You carry it with you for the rest of yourlife, however long that might be. The best you can hope for is that over time, thewound begins to heal. But no matter how strong we are, no matter how hard wefight…the scar always stay with us.失去挚爱的痛是无法抹除的，它将伴随你的余生，无论你的生命有多长。
成长的烦恼1
知"就乱翻我的东西，没收了Ｎ盒磁带，Ｎ 本漫画书，Ｎ本课外书……这还不算，又全 部地垄断了我与外界联系的一切东西（电视 天线被拔，反正我也不看；收音机被没收； 两部心爱的随身听也一起被带出房间……） 我房间内除了课本、笔、书桌、台灯、床外， 就只有这张信纸了。Ｏｈ ｄｅａｒ！门也
小小少年，很少烦恼，
序
眼望四周阳光照。
小小少年，很少烦恼， 但愿永远这样好！
一年一年时间飞跑， 小小少年转眼高，
随着年岁由小变大， 他的烦恼增加了。
——烦恼随时间而来，智 慧也随时间而来，这是一
个人成长的“成本”。
帮帮他们
烦恼一 ：……呜呜……如今在学校中，
女生打男生是天经地义。在我们班，有几 大猛女居然用圆规叉人！！我的一个男同 胞向我诉苦，我一看他手背，全是圆规尖 扎的孔！惨哪！！我的同桌也是女生，她 对我又打又骂又扔书，又踢又蹬又……我
被锁，每隔１５分钟巡察一次！快救救我！ 我要出去！
烦恼三:
我的学习底子不大好,但我很希望我能 进步,因此,我常常抓住机会向班里的同 学讨教,时间一长，同学们不大愿意和 我接近了。不知道我还能不能找回以前
和同学一起的和谐关系……
倾 诉 你 的 烦 恼
少年也识愁滋味
◎学习的烦恼 ◎生活的烦恼 ◎情感的烦恼
长！
六、真情流露
下列题目中任选一题：(不少于600字)
1、成长的烦恼 2、少年也有愁滋味 3、其实你不懂我的心 4、让我尽情（唱一曲、玩一回、睡一觉） 5、我只能对你说 6、请允许我为自己辩护 7、我长大了
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成长的烦恼第一季台词第6集
Carol: You'll be honest?
Ben: Snide comment. Mom says Mike can make three more at you during dinner.
Jason: probably that was last one, right, Mike?
Mike: Why, yes, father, I believe it was. Байду номын сангаас
Carol: Anyway, tomorrow is the moment of truth. Tomorrow, Mr.Simmonds reads all the articles and decides who gets the job.
Wanted something so much you could feel it with your entire body?
Mike: Well, now that you mention it.
106 Caroles Article
Maggie: Mike, would you get your sister, please.
Ben: No way!
Mike: We didn't want you to know this, but...well, Mom needs an operation.
Mike: You are right. It's a boy's name.
Jason: Is she still working on that article? She's taking this try-out for the school paper very seriously.
成长的烦恼第一季117中英台词对照表
成长的烦恼第一季117117 charity begins at home 生日礼物[00:04.50]Carol: Mike, Mike, Mike I am trying to talk on the phone.[00:04.50]卡罗尔：迈克，迈克，迈克我正在打电话呢。
[00:12.40]Mike: Oh, right. I didn't even notice Carol, I'm sorry.[00:12.40]迈克：哦，是的。
我没注意到卡罗尔，真是抱歉。
[00:17.40]Mike: Neat![00:17.40]迈克：真是的！[00:19.70]Carol: MichaeI![00:19.70]卡罗尔：迈克尔！[00:31.90]Jason: Hi, guys.[00:31.90]詹森：嘿，孩子们。
[00:33.60]Children together: Good afternoon, father.[00:33.60]孩子们聚过来：下午好，爸爸。
[00:37.80]Jason: Oh, it's allowance day![00:37.80]詹森：哦，今天是发零花钱的日子！[00:39.90]Mike: It is?[00:39.90]迈克：是吗？[00:41.30]Carol: Oh?[00:41.30]卡罗尔：哦？[00:42.30]Ben: What do you know?[00:42.30]本：怎么了？[00:45.30]Jason: You kids really think you can con me.[00:45.30]詹森：你们这些孩子个个装得挺像的。
[00:47.80]Mike: I'm sorry, father. I Couldn't hear you, I was dusting.[00:47.80]迈克：抱歉，爸爸。
成长的烦恼-第一季-第一集-台词
101PilotJason: Alright lady drop that spatula(抹刀，压舌板) or you're scrambled(使混杂，搅乱). Maggie: Go ahead, make my day(Maybe they are Imitating a film). Well, I guess I showed you. Jason: Show me more.Maggie: Oh Jason, the kids.Jason: I can kiss the kids later(he was pretend to be misunderstand her). You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make special effort to always remain...frisky(活泼的, 欢闹的).Maggie: At breakfast?(she pretend to be misunderstand him too)Jason: At all meals.(he make a joke on it)Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't getting' enough?Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked(掌击) for remark(备注，评论) like that.Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me. You're a liberal(慷慨的, 不拘泥的, 宽大的, 自由主义的) humanist.Jason: Could be an accident.(means there could be a exception)Carol: Could be a dream come true.(means she was very expect it happen)Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo?(Means Carol didn’t worth a tape deck)Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous(空虚的, 茫然若失的, 无所事事的, 空洞的).Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?(he doesn’t know even the original meaning)Carol: I rest my case.(我懒得和你说了)Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben?Ben: That Phyllis George(a famous comedy actor), she's screwed up(振作) again.Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading about?Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands, all matter is slowly degenerating into a state of total disorganization.Maggie: Thank god I thought it was just me.(Means she feel very confusion)Mike: So what are you guys doing tonight? "The House of Sweat", yeah great! Hey look can I talk to you guys later, yeah, bye.Maggie: Mike, what is "The House of Sweat"?Mike:Well…You know…Carol: It's that new under twenty dance club on Geravo Turnpike.Mike: Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea mom. It's a safe, wholesome place for teens to congregate. Maggie: And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get.(Means all those teens go there will get stupid)Jason: Oh come on Maggie!Mike: Yeah, come on Maggie!(Imitating his father) Yes well time to go wait for that school bus; you know if I hurry I can still get a seat in the non-smoking section.(He was act as he was a good boy) Maggie: Good day! Bye sweetheart. Bye Ben, love you!Jason: Later Ben! I still have some paper work to do before my nine o' clock gets here, and if you start feeling frisky and you have eight of ten seconds before work, you know where to find me.(Means he want a kiss before she go to work)Maggie: Ben, what are you doing here you'll miss the bus. What's the matter honey?Ben: Dad didn't know how to do my elbow.Maggie: Oh? Let me see. Oh dad did a great job on these cuts...Superman band aids- the works. Oh I get it, he didn't kiss it better...and say I love you little pumpkin head.Ben: It was all so clinical. Mom, how come you had to go back to work?Maggie: I didn't have to Ben, I wanted to. Come here. Ben, imagine you had to spend fifteen years in this house, without ever going out to play. You'd go crazy wouldn't you? Well believe it or not, alot of grown-ups feel the same way about work.Ben: That's sick mom.Maggie: Ben, I know this has been a big change for all of us, and I worry about not being here for you because...well...you're the youngest. And I worry about not being here for Carol because she's a girl, and she needs her mother. And I worry about not being here for Mike, to keep him from accidentally blowing something up. And believe me I worry about leaving your father here to cope with all you monsters.Ben: You shouldn't worry so much mom, you'll make yourself crazy.Maggie: I love you.patient: It's always the same dream Doc. I on a subway, and this woman sits across from me...beautiful woman! And I look at her, she looks at me. I lick my lips, she licks her lips. This goes on, and finally she leans across and she whispers to me: "you have huge knees".Does that mean anything Doc?Mike: I should be good for about five bucks a piece.Jason: Good visit Waller, and hey don't worry too much about this thing, ok? See you next week. Bye bye!Mike: Can I talk with you for a second dad?Jason: Sure.Mike: In your office. Kids!Jason: So, you wanted to talk about something...Mike: Yeah, erm, mostly I just wanted to mention how smoothly things have been running, since the wife went back to work, and you moved your practice back into the house.Jason: Well thank you.Mike: Dad, we've been friends now for a long time...right?Jason: Off and on, yesMike: I know, I love that. See dad, you know that dance hall place I mentioned this morning... Jason: "The House of Sweat".Mike: Yeah, yeah. Jerry and I were talking and we decided...Jason: Jerry?Mike: Yeah, Jerry Delish. He's an older friend of mine, an excellent driver, with two years ofdrivers A.Jason: Two years of drivers A?Mike: Yeah, you see in his first class he ran over a dog...but he drove beautifully after that,and we're talking one tiny, wreck less little dog here dad.Jason: tough break.Mike: So anyway I was thinking that maybe we could go down there tonight, and Jerry would drive so you wouldn't have to....Jason: what would your mother say?Mike: Mom? I guess she would say...what's the phrase I'm looking for here dad?Jason: NO!!Mike: Yeah that's it. I guess that means I can't go, right?Jason: Well, it just means I don't like you coming in, and trying to get away with something.That's not the relationship I wanna have with you.Mike: I'm sorry dad.Jason: Alright now look. Now that I'm in charge at home, we can try things my way.Mike: Alright!!Jaso n: You don't even know what "my way" is?Mike: Sure I do dad, it's a Sinatra song.Jason: You're working' a fine line here Mike. Ok look, here's the deal. I'll give you a little more freedom, you've got to promise me alot more responsibility.Mike: Hey, no problem dad. I swear, I am ready for total responsibilityJason: Mike, I'm not ready for total responsibility.Mike: You're right, sorry.Jason: Ok? You go out and have a good time. Just remember what we talked about.Mike: Absolutely dad, thanks, I promise. Wait, what about mom, what if she's mad?Jason: Mike, your mom's not an ogre...I'll talk to her she'll understandMaggie: You let him do what?Jason: Maggie, he's fifteen years old now.Maggie: So what! He's fifteen! It's completely arbitrary to just pick an age like that, and saythat is when a kid is mature.Jason: You know that by the time Mozart was fifteen, he'd written seven symphonies.Maggie: That's because Mozart's father didn't let him go to "The House of Sweat". Who did he go with?Jason: I don't know. Some kid...Jerry Dollish, Dollish.Maggie: Jerry "dog killer" Dollish.Jason: Maggie, he hit one dog.Maggie: Yeah, but he hit it four times.Jason: Ok, well, err, Mike isn't Jerry, and a kid needs some freedom in order to learn responsibility. Maggi e: Ah Jason I know you believe in this unlimited human potential...stuff. And that's great for your patients, but when...Maggie and Jason: ...it comes to your own children...Maggie: ...I believe in original...Jason: ...sin.Maggie: Sin. Oh I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have gone back to work.Jason: Now come on Maggie, don't say that. Now you took fifteen years off, to raise a family,and you deserve to go back to work now. You just have to have a little more faith in me and the kids. Maggie: Oh, maybe you're right.Jason: Course I'm right. We shouldn't be worrying, we should be...celebrating. Which is why I've taken the liberty of placing a little chilled Champagne in a bucket beside the bed...slipped some satin sheets on the old bouncer.Maggie: satin sheets, you?Jason: yeah, well the gut in the store showed me some before and after pictures of a couplewho tried them and....they looked very...satisfied.Maggie: And what about Ben, and Carol?Jason: Well I slipped some sleeping pills into their Gatorine. They'll be asleep for about three weeks.Maggie: Jason!Jason: Well I didn't really, but they are fffrrrr, and we can frrefderrtt!!!! Hello. Yeah this is Jason Seaver. No you must be looking for someone else because....take your clothes off...no, no, our Mike is only fifteen, so he wouldn't be driving a car. I see.Maggie: What did he say?Jason: He said, that's why your Mike is in our jail.prisoner: What are you in for kid?Mike: I killed a man, just to watch him die. You?prisoner: Unpaid parking tickets.Mike: Oh no it's my mom!Jason: Come on Maggie, we don't even know the facts yet. I mean it's not so unusual for a teenage boy to have a minor run-in with the police. Some of these guys can be real macho head bangers. policeman: Hiya! You folks care for some hot cocoa? I just made a fresh pot.Jason: look, we're the Seavers. You've locked up our son. An officer claimed he was driving a car. policeman: Ah yes sir, we...er...picked him up in the "House of Sweat" parking lot. He wasdriving in circles for approximately twelve minutes.Jason: Ok, so a fifteen year old boy drives his friends car around the lot a few times.policeman: Oh did I mention, he side swerved a police car on the way out?Jason: he what?policeman: He tore that bumber off like he was peeling an orange. A three hundred and fifty dollar orange.Mike: Hiya dad...mom. You look good tonight. You look young!prisoner: Come on son.Mike: Mom, dad, this is Jerry. I guess it's kind of hard to see the basis of our friendship, huh? Jason: I dunno, he has a certain...care free charm.Mike: you should see him when he's sober.Maggie: Mike! You will be grounded for two months.Mike: Two months!?! Dad can't you talk to her?Jason: Oh I did Mike. Originally it was one month.Mike: That means you added a month.Ben: Nothing gets by you does it.Mike: Dad you said you'd talk to her.Jason: Damn it Mike!!! You said you'd act responsibly, now I don't wanna hear another word out of you is that clear?Ben and Carol: Wow.Maggie: Oh yeah, our romantic evening. Anyone who's not used to satin sheets could easily have an accident.Jason: Maggie, don't patronize me!! Ok?! And where the hell are my pajamas?Maggie: Gee I'm sorry I'm really not sure.Jason: Well you wouldn't think it would be so damned tough to keep tabs on a pair of pajamas around here!!!!Maggie: Jason, I don't understand why you're so upset. I mean it's not like this is the first time he's screwed up.Jason: Who's screwed up?Maggie: Mike.Jason: Who said anything about Mike. I'm upset because I can't find my pajamas. I mean if You’d left a pair of pajamas around...and these are big pajamas I'm talking about...and they just vanished into thin air...well wouldn't you be pretty upset???!!!!!Maggie: Absolutely. In fact I'm amazed at the way you're holding it together.Mike: What?Carol: I...I've never seen dad, actually too mad to talk.Mike: Well thanks for your support; you know I feel like a new man now.Carol: I'm sorry. Look it's not so bad, I bet in a year he'll look back on this whole thing and laugh. Ok, maybe chuckle.Jason: Ok, I admit it...I'm upset with Mike.Maggie: Oh?Jason: Aren't you?Maggie: Absolutely, I'm furious...but no more furious at him than I've been a dozen times before. I mean he's a kid Jason, what did you expect?Jason: Yeah, but he said, not three feet away from me, and he said "dad I swear it, I'm ready for total responsibility."Maggie: Jason, you are not ready for total responsibility. I mean face it, the boy's fifteen.He's a hormone with feet.Jason: I know, I know I know but someday that hormone will be a man, and I want that man to have a sense of responsibility.Maggie: Go talk to him. You won't sleep if you don't. Don't worry, I'll continue the search for the pajamas.Mike: What?Jason: You were asleep.Mike: I was? I was and it was a dream...Jason: Uh-uh.Mike: Oh, still angry? Hey dad, I know this is no excuse, but Jerry's car handles really badly. And I was the one who decided that Jerry was too drunk to drive.Jason: Mike he was unconscious.Mike: I know.Jason: and what are you doing with a kid who drinks like that?Mike: I should have called you.Jason: Why didn't you?Mike: Well dad there were these girls there...Jason: Ah course! Wouldn’t want them to think you had parents. Mike what kind of relationship are we gonna have if I can't trust you?Mike: I guess I'm just a jerk, maybe you shouldn't trust me.Jason: Well that's certainly one way to go. That's the way my father went with me. I guess I hoped that when I had a son it would be different.Mike: I know dad.Jason: Mike you probably don't remember this but, when you were three weeks old, I took you to the Mets home opener, cradled you in my arms...up comes Don Clendenin...hits a shot of the left field score board to win in the twelfth. I hugged you real tight, jumped you up and down, and you, you threw up in your complimentary Mets batting container.Mike: I'm sorry dad.Jason: It was my fault; I never should've let you suck that beer off my finger.Mike: No dad, I meant about tonight, I'm sorry.Jason: Well, thank you.Mike: You know dad, I try, I really try, but sometimes, almost without wanting, I just find myself doing something really stupid.Jason: Sort of an uncontrollable impulse huh?Mike: yeah!Jason: Or is it more like you think you're doing something really stupid, and then you weigh you chances of getting away with it and if they're better than ten percent, you go for it.Mike: Yeah!Jason: That's why you're grounded for two months.Mike: yeah.Jason: Well if it makes you feel any better, I did some pretty lamo things in my day.Mike: You?Jason: Yeah!Mike: like what?Jason: Well like I remember when I was sixteen, me and some buddies, we drove around town one night, mooning everybody. We even mooned the mayor's wife.Mike: you dad?Jason: Uhu. Yeah we got arrested for indecent exposure. Had to let us off though...Mayor's wife refused to make an identification.Mike: You dad?Jason: Will you stop saying that!Mike: Does mom know about this?Jason: You kidding? How do you think we met?Mike: Alright dad! Hey dad you ever get the urge to do dumb stuff now?Jason: No. No, no I don't Mike. I think that's what being an adult is all about.Mike: Oh. Alright, good night dad.Jason: Night son. Hey! Come back in here for a second.Maggie: (singing) I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, a tumbling down.I feel my heart start to tremble whenever you're around...ooohh baby when I see your face.Ben, carol and Mike: (singing) Blue river, wider than the.....。
成长的烦恼中英文对照剧本115 Love Song of Mike
沪江英语编辑制作 沪江英语编辑制作1115 Love Song of MikeJason: Ok, now we've only got two days left to practice. So we've all got to helpCarol work on her gutter ballBen: But why Dad? It's perfect, it goes in the gutter every time. Jason: Come on Carol! Now, let's try this release. So suppose it's headed for thegutter . Now, what do we do? We lean to the left here and puller her over ... Maggie: Over to the right, over to the right! Jason: Oohh! Maggie: Never mind. Carol: Perfect. Ben: Come on guys get it together . We've gotta kill the Cussmans this year . Jason: Now Ben, this is a neighborly little game of ten pins. Let's not turn it intobowling for blood. Carol: Dad, they've beaten us three years in a row. Maggie: And then little Kenny Cussman stands outside our window and doesthat stupid little chant. Ben: Turkeys, Monkeys, Chipmunks, Beavers. They all bowl better than theSeavers.Jason: Well let's kill the Cussmans! Maggie: Let's kill them! Woooo!! Jason: Come on Maggie! We can do them! Maggie: Ok, ok. You ready? Alright. Jason: At a girl! Maggie: Just watch this. Tell me if I'm doing it right. Jason: Take your time. Maggie: And... Jason: Good bounce. Maggie: Oh. Right. Jason: Oohh. Maggie: Oh well, how can we lose? We've got our new secret weapon, Mike "thestrike" Seaver . Jason: Yeah. You know his average is up to one eighty seven. Maggie: Oh good. Jason: There he is now. (everybody cheers Mike) Everybody: We're number one! We're number one! Mike: Ok, here we go. Jason: The Seaver magic. Mike: Ok. Watch...carefully. Here we go. Maggie: Ok. Jason: Never misses.沪江英语编辑制作Everybody: Wooo!!!Mike: Yes thank you, thank you, and now there's just one more thing I'd like to say...Carol, I'll give you three Dollars, if you write me a Neo Symbolist poem. Jason: Mike. Why would you want your sister to write you a Neo Symbolist poem?Mike: Dad, the most wonderful thing happened to me at school today. Maggie: Mike?Mike: I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh...Ok.(We look in Mike_s memory to his day at school)Teacher: Aaaahhhh Mike. Can you explain for us the significance of the sea, in Moby Dick?Mike: Ah, sure, sure. It's the letter between the I and the K.Teacher: It's a little technique I picked up at the last teacher's convention. Ok people, settle down!Juliette: Hello, I'm Juliette.Mike: And I'm Romeo.(back to present time)Mike: Dad, I've never met a girl like Juliette before.Jason: Mike, you say that every time.Mike: No, it's different this time Dad. I mean Juliette is really classy. Dad, she was born inParis, she was raised in London and New York. She writes poetry. Dad, she even speaks three different languages.Carol: That's three more than you speak.Jason: So you want to impress this new girl with a poem?Mike: Yeah, but not just any poem Dad...A Neo Symbolist poem. That's her favourite brand.Maggie: Mike, if Carol writes the poem, it's not yours, it's Carol's.Mike: Not if she gives it to me.Jason: Well Mike, if you're really gonna get along with this girl, sooner or later you're gonna have to be straight forward with her.Mike: Dad, I can't do that.Jason: Well, sure you can. What do you usually say to a girl you like?Ben: Hey baby! Want a one way ticket to paradise?Carol: I better write him the poem.Mike: Alright!!Maggie: Mike!Mike: Hey look, look. I know what you guys are thinking, but I'm just going to use this poem to get her to talk to me. Then I'll be myself.Jason: Well, if you guys think that a three Dollar poem is any substitute for real and honest communication, then go ahead.Carol: Mike, Dad's right. Real and honest is going to cost you five.Juliette: "with eyes that scan the distance, with feet that cross the sand. With thoughts that keep me dreaming, this place is where I stand. I hate my mother." 沪江英语编辑制作 2沪江英语编辑制作Mike: Ah. Ah. Way to write, Juliette. Oh. Ah. Was that a poem, or what guys? Teacher: Err, thank you Juliette. Does anyone else have anything they'd like to read out to the class?Mike: Ah, Miss Jeffers, I have a little poem, I'd kind o' like to recite for the class today.Teacher: This isn't going to get me fired, is it?Mike: Miss Jeffers, you know how they always say, that despite all the hardships of teaching, there are those rare moments that make it all worth while. Teacher: Yes.Mike: This one's for you. "Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out like a swatted fly. Life being Miasmic, somewhat protoplasmic. What does it matter, if raindrops pitter patter like loose pancake batter, on the griddle of our days? I should have been a pair of pantyhose, hanging on the shower rod of our dreams."Juliette: Michael. That was incredible.Mike: Oh really? I mean, it was really one of my minor works.Juliette: I found it to be a fascinating, sporadic melding of popular culture in the lyrical mode.Mike: Yeah, yeah, that's it!! God, it is so nice to be understood.Juliette: You know Michael, it is wonderful to discover how gifted you are. Because for some reason, I got the impression that you were just another suburban dolt.Mike: Me? A suburban dolt? Ah, life can be cruelly ironic, can't it Juliette? Juliette: All that, and cute too.Mike: Ok, now Juliette's gonna be here any minute. Now there are few little things here I'd like to go over.Carol: What's this?Mike: Ah, it's a brief family history. Now if you guys could just quickly commit this to memory.Maggie: Mike!Mike: Yeah Mom.Maggie: Says here that I'm a writer.Mike: Oh, you are Mom.Maggie: And that I've just completed my twenty seventh novel.Mike: Ok, alright. So, it was a rough estimate.Jason: Apparently, I'm a painter.Mike: Well you gotta admit Dad, you did a pretty bang up job on that upstairs bathroom.Ben: I'm a child pr...pr...Jason: Prodigy Ben.Mike: Yeah, Ben, see. I just told Juliette that you were sort of a...erm...Well that you were a genius at Philosophy. So whenever I wink at you like this. I want you to read on of these little phrases here. Alright, let's try one.Ben: I think, therefore I am.沪江英语编辑制作 3沪江英语编辑制作Mike: Good!! Good!Jason: Mike! This is ridiculous.Maggie: Mike, you don't seriously expect us to tell Juliette that we're all these things?Mike: Oh come on Mom! I'm just trying to make you guys look good. Jason: Oh, I appreciate that Mike. But you're asking us to lie...and badly. Mike: Oh come on guys. Just one night. Bare with me! Look, if you can't count on your family at a crucial moment in your life, who can you count on? Juliette! Juliette: Mikhail.Jason: To think, we came that close to naming him that in the first place. Mike: Ah, Mom, Dad, this is Juliette. Juliette, these are my parents. Maggie: Hello Juliette.Juliette: Mikhail_s told me so much about you. Sounds like you have a fascinating life.Ben: Yes. But what is life?Mike: Ah, so profound for one who's nine. Don't you think? But then I guess it runs in the family.Juliette: It must. T ell me Mrs. Seaver, what does it feel like to win the Pulitzer prize for literature?Maggie: Well, I'll be honest with you Juliette it...it feels good. Darn good. Carol: The first couple of times anyway.Juliette: And Mr. Seaver, Mikhail tells me you're a painter. Do you work in oils, or acrylic?Jason: Mostly flat latex...and some high gloss enamel. Would you like to see one of my recent works? I call it "Upstairs Bathroom".Mike: Dad! No, Dad, maybe some other time.Juliette: Mr. Seaver, tell me; have you been influenced by the recent wave of German Abstract Expressionists?Jason: No! No, no. I'm really more influenced by the Dutch boys.Juliette: Oh, you mean Rembrandt and Vermeer. Well that's fascinating, considering you were a student of Picasso's.Mike: Which reminds me Mom. Is Uncle Pablo coming to visit for the holidays this year?Carol: Mike, Picasso is dead.Mike: Well, I guess that's a no. Yeah, Uncle Pablo loved it when we joked this way about death.Ben: Yes. But what is death?Mike: Oh, you are so deep. Sometimes it even scares me.Ben: Thank you.Juliette: You know, it really is extraordinary meeting a family like you in a place like this.Jason and Maggie: Oh??Juliette: I mean, I thought I'd have to go into the city to find a cultural evening like this.沪江英语编辑制作 4沪江英语编辑制作Because Lord knows that most suburbanites are brain dead. Which reminds me...Mishka. I was wondering if you'd like to come to the city with me to see some performance art?Jason: Oh, go Mike. No go! Because lord knows you can't get a decent piece of performance art in the suburbs..Mike: Yeah! You know? That really burns me up.Juliette: T omorrow is the last night of Gerhardt's performance piece. And there's no one I'd rather see it with than you.Mike: Well then, it's a date.Maggie: Mike!Mike: Yea Ma.Maggie: Aren't you forgetting something?Jason: Yeah. A prior commitment like something else for tomorrow night. Carol: One that's very very important to your entire family.Mike: Ah, gee, no. I don't think I had any plans for tomorrow night.Ben: Sure you do Mike. We're supposed to go....Juliette: Mishka?? What is he doing?Mike: Ah. He's dancing. Yes, incredibly enough, little Ben here is a Philosopher, and a modern dancer. Now...er...he's got a recital tomorrow night. But once you've seen one little Philosopher dance, you've seen 'em all.Juliette: So, we're on?Mike: Great, we're on.Juliette: Aurevoir, Mishka.Mike: Hey, was she incredible or what, huh? I know, I know, I'm sorry I had to pass on the bowling, but I knew you guys would understand. You don't understand. You really don't understand.Carol: Mike, you have to go with us. You promised.Ben: How are we supposed to beat the Cussmans without you?Mike: You guys, it's just a game!Carol: That's not the point Mike. You made a commitment. We're all counting on you.Jason: And if you can't count on your family, who can you count on?Mike: Look, Dad! I'm involved in a relationship here...with an artist! I can't just drop that to go bowling.Carol: A relationship!! She doesn't even know who you are. She thinks you're Mishka; and you're just a bowler like the rest of us.Mike: Hey! How do you know what I am. Maybe I'm not a bowler, maybe I am Mishka.Ben: Maybe I'm gonna barf.Mike: If he was in the Russian army, he'd be tried for desertion and shot. Jason: Carol, we're not gonna force your brother to go bowling with us. Anyway, I have a hunch that pretty soon he'll realise he's not Mishka. But what do I know? I'm just a painter.Mike: Ah. Essence of cow? What piece of...沪江英语编辑制作 5沪江英语编辑制作Juliette: Oh, this. I love this.Mike: Oh yeah. Yes, I love this thing. I mean I haven't seen cow essence before, but this...Juliette: Andre!! Fabbrisio!!Andre: Oh Juliette!Juliette: God, I haven't seen you since the Gertrud Steinerthon. This is a good friend of mine,Michael Seaver. Michael is a poet.Fabbrisio: Oh, look! The performance piece is about to start.Juliette: Oh, I hear it's brilliant.Performance: Arang Utan's bark at the sound of sunlight. Why are there no Lumberjacks. Big big cities. Big cities!! Big Cities! Big Cities!Juliette: Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!Fabbrisio: It's a perfect commentary on the fashions and foibles of middle class America.Mike: Oh, yes, yes, absolutely; fashions and foibles! Fashions and foibles! Juliette: Oh, Mishka, you can't be serious. It's obviously a plea for nuclear disarmament.Mike: Ah. Obviously. Yes, nuclear disarmament. You'd have to be dumb as a post to miss that.Fabbrisio: So, you're saying that it's a comment on contemporary fashions, and nuclear disarmament?Mike: Yes. Yes, right...erm...I mean everybody knows that contemporary fashions are obviously nuclear, and that's disarming.Jason: Alright team! Let's go!! Give me and S!Maggie, Ben and Carol: s.Jason: gimme an E!Maggie, Ben and Carol: e.Jason: Alright, I'll finish it myself. A! V! E! R!, what does it spell?Maggie, Ben and Carol: Losers.Jason: No! Come on. Now maybe we've lost one of our stronger team members. But we gotta believe we're gonna win.And we do believe we're gonna win,and why do we believe we're gonna win? Ben: Because we're idiots?Jason: No, Ben. Because we're the bowling Seavers. What do you think? Look at this.(Jason shows the shirt he has had made for the bowling.)Carol: Jason "Bud" Seaver?Jason: And that's not all. I also have one here for Ben "Fud" Seaver. For Carol "Spud" Seaver. And Maggie "Mud" Seaver.Maggie: Mud?Jason: Well, there aren't that many words that end in "ud". Ok, are we ready? Now, gimme an S!Family: S!沪江英语编辑制作 6沪江英语编辑制作Jason: Gimme an E!Family: E!Jason: A!Family: A!Jason: V!Family: V!Jason: E!Family: E!Jason: Gimme an R!!Family: R!!Jason: What have you got?Family: Losers!!Juliette: So, Michael, why don't we talk about your work? Michael read the most remarkable poem the other day.Mike: Ah, it was just a little something from my recent Neo Symbolist period. Fabbrisio: Really? What were you before you became a Neo Symbolist? Mike: I was a...erm...a Neosenephron.Juliette: Oh. A joke! How funny!!Fabbrisio: Er...well, Michael, why don't you read on of your poems to us no? Juliette: Yes, now. Right now. Everybody, I'd like to introduce Michael Seaver, an exciting...Mike: Ah, Juliette, I can't do that.Juliette: Why not?Mike: I didn't even bring my poem.Juliette: So what! Why don't you recite one of your older works?Mike: Ah, no, no, actually I couldn't do that.Juliette: What are you talking about Michael?Mike: Look! Juliette, it's this legal thing. I mean, I sold all of my poems to Hollywood, and from now on, only Jack Nicholson's allowed to read them. Juliette: Oh, Mishka. Stop joking around and read your poem. Everybody's waiting.Mike: Look! Look, Juliette, I have to tell you something. The truth is, I'm not a poet.Juliette: What? But the poem you read was...Mike: I didn't write it...I bought it.Juliette: You mean you lied to me?Mike: Look, Juliette. When you first walked into that classroom, I thought you were so much different, so much classier than anyone else I'd ever seen. I just wanted to impress you.Juliette: But your family. The Pulitzer prize, the modern dance recital... Mike: No, my family's not at a modern dance recital.Juliette: Then, what was this?Andre: Bowling!!Juliette: Bowling.沪江英语编辑制作 7沪江英语编辑制作Mike: Yeah!! Bowling! See, it's this big match we have every year with the neighbours. It's called...it's called "Bowling for dinners"; that was my dad's idea. And the losers have to take the winners for a big Surf and Turf dinner at "Ferbam_s House of Meat and Fish"!!Juliette: "Ferbam_s House of Meat and Fish"??Mike: What!??Fabbrisio: Well, it's just, it's such a disgusting image. I mean two entire families rolling balls for meat.Mike: Hey, cut to the salad, and choice of rice and potato, ok?Juliette: I don't believe this. You are one of those people that bowls, and hangs out at malls and...eats hot dogs on a stick.Mike: Yeah! Yeah, I guess I am. So what's wrong with that? Maybe I like mauls, maybe I like bowling!!Juliette: Michael, will you please lower your voice.Mike: What? Why? Are you ashamed of me Juliette? You're ashamed of being seen here with me?Juliette: This is really embarrassing.Mike: Oh! You want embarrassing? I'll give you embarrassing!! Hey! Buddy, you wanna...youwanna know why there's no Lumberjacks in the big cities?? Huh?? Because they're out in the mauls eating hotdogs on sticks.Carol: It's over.Ben: We're dead.Maggie: It's hopeless!Jason: Oh, come on guys!! We've only lost two games!Maggie: We've only played two games.Ben: I hate the Cussmans.Carol: Did you hear them over there? They had the whole snack bar singing, "Mopping the floor with the Seaver Four".Ben: I won't even tell you what they've been singing in the men's room. Jason: Well then, let's practise. Come on Carol! You can do it. Let's just grab a ball right now, and work on your approach a little bit. Just remember to square your shoulders and whip that wrist and follow through, ok? Come on.Carol: Ha ha! I got eight pins!!Jason: Yes. Well I'll have to check the rule book on this, but I'm pretty sure they have to be in our lane. Well, this will be an expensive dinner this year. The Cussmans are off their diet.Maggie: The slobsMike: Hi guys. I'm sorry I'm late.Maggie and Jason: Mike!Mike: Hey look guys. About the way I've been acting. I don't know how to say this, but...well I guess I owe you guys an ap...Jason: Hey Mike!Mike: Yeah Dad.沪江英语编辑制作 8沪江英语编辑制作Jason: Do you wanna bowl, or are you gonna write a poem about it?Mike: I'm gonna bowl!Family: Woooo!!!Jason: And you better hurry. Better bowl fast, Michael.Mike: Alright, here we go.Family: Woooo!!! Hey!!Jason: Hey, Mishkal!!Family: We're number one! Yes! We're number one! Hey! We're number one! Hey! We're number one! Hey!Jason: Alright, alright. Attention please. On behalf of the entire Seaver family, I'm talking about Fud, Spud, Mud, and of course myself, Bud. May I present this to the man who led us to victory.Maggie: Yeah Mike!!Carol and Ben: Woooo!!Mike: Well, I guess when all's said and done, it's your family who knows you best. Mike!"Stud"! Seaver!115 冒充风雅好吧，练习的时间只剩下两天了，咱们一定要帮Carol赢得这场保龄球，干吗，爸爸，她挺不错，每次都把球弄进沟里，来吧，Carol，你来试试看，假定球又朝沟的方向滚去，噢，怎么稿的它已经偏了，好极了，我说大伙再加把劲，一定要把库斯曼家杀得落花流水，ben，用不着说的这么杀气腾腾的，这只不过是场保龄球的友谊赛，爸爸，他们打败我们一共有三次了，而且小库斯曼还站在咱们家窗外，一直不停的嚷嚷，是，鸡呀、猴呀、老鼠、再加上羊，打球都比seaver家强，是得杀的他们落花流水，对，来吧，来吧，mage，好了，好了，准备好了，必须小心点，开始，好，沪江英语编辑制作 9沪江英语编辑制作向右，向右，噢，行了，咱们不会输，因为有新的秘密武器，Mike seaver，对，他的平均得分高达187分，噢，好极了，你们知道吗，噢，咱们得第一，咱们得第一，好，让我来试试，Mike，来吧，好吧，看着，小心点，太好了，谢谢你们，谢谢，现在我只想说一句，Carol，我出三美元，帮我写一首新象征派的诗歌，Mike，你干吗非要你妹妹帮你写一首新象征派的诗歌？今天我在学校里遇到天大的喜事，Mike，我该说什么了？哦，Mike，你能否给我们解释一下，《白鲸》这本书里的大海有什么意义？哦，可以，可以，就是大海不等于大河，哈..这是我在教师会议上学来的一种新技术，好了，同学们，别闹，哈罗，我是朱丽叶，我是罗米欧，我从来没见过朱丽叶那样的姑娘，Mike，你没次说的都一样，可这次肯定不一样，朱丽叶她非同一般，她出生在巴黎，长在伦敦和纽约，她不仅会写诗，而且还会说三个国家的语言，她比你还多出三种，所以你想弄首诗到那姑娘面前去卖弄，不仅仅是一首诗爸爸，而且要新像正派的诗，那是她的拿手，沪江英语编辑制作 10Mike，Carol给你写，那是她的，而不是你的，她给我就是我的了，Mike，如果你想和那姑娘交朋友，你就必须和她赤诚相见，千万别弄虚作假，爸爸，我不能那样，干吗不能？通常你和喜欢的姑娘怎么说？嘿，宝贝，你想要去天堂的单程票吗？我还是帮他写一首吧，噢，好极了，Mike，我知道你们会怎么想，可我还得用这首诗和她说话，然后我就自力更生，好吧，如果你们认为一首三美元的诗可以代替真诚交流的话，那你们就去试试看吧，Mike，爸爸说的对，真诚的交流至少得五美元，我的眼睛望着远方，我岔开双脚，站在沙上，我浮想联翩，如梦似幻，我痴痴的站在那儿，我恨我的母亲，写得棒极了，朱丽叶，这究竟是一首诗，还是什么？谢谢你，朱丽叶，今天还有哪位同学，想在这念一下自己的作品，哦，我有一首小诗想给大家念念，难道你想让我辞职？有人说，当教师的虽然很苦，可偶然也有获得安慰的时刻，你知道这样一句话吗？知道，这即是说你，咱们走吧，我和你，看暮色已经降临，像翩翩的蝴蝶，来吧，即使雨水滴滴嗒嗒无妨，如果那油煎饼，落在时光的铁盘里，我该穿上心爱的牛仔衣，和你一起倘佯的梦的尽头，Mike，你写的简直太棒了，噢，真的，不过，这只是我小露锋芒罢了，我认为你是故意把通俗文化和抒情调子混合出一种幽默的风格，对，对，你说对了，噢，上帝呀，能遇到知音真是不容易，听着Mike，我很高兴发现你这样的有才华，因为我原来一直认为你也是城里的小傻瓜，我，城里的小傻瓜，哈哈哈，生活真是充满严酷的讽刺，朱丽叶，即有才能，又挺帅，对不起，朱丽叶马上就要来了，一点小东西，请先看一遍，这是什么？这是一篇简短的家史，你们能很快速的把它记住，Mike，上面写着我是作家，你是作家，而且我刚写完第27部小说，对，这也只是个大概，我成了油画家了，你该承认你把楼上的浴室油漆的挺漂亮的，说我是个神...是神童，ben，对，听我说，我告诉朱丽叶，你是个具有某种哲学奇才的人，你只要看我挤眼睛，就像这样，你就说一句这上面写的话，来试一遍，我思想，所以我存在，好，很好，Mike,这也太荒唐了，Mike，你真的要我告诉朱丽叶，我们是你说的那样？别说了妈妈，我是想让你们都光彩一点，可我不会为此而感谢你的Mike，你这是要我们撒谎，这样也太槽了，行了，就今天一晚，你们忍着点，你们想，要是我在关键时刻，不靠家里人帮忙，还能靠谁，噢，朱丽叶，比凯儿,这名字不错，当年应该给他取这个名字，爸爸妈妈，这是朱丽叶，朱丽叶，这是我的父母，你好，朱丽叶，Mike经常和我谈起你们，听起来，你们一家生活的很幸福，可是生活究竟是什么？九岁的思想就那样的深刻，你说是吗？我认为这是我们家的传统，看来是的，请问seaver夫人，当您获得普里特文学奖时，是种什么感觉？我坦白告诉你，朱丽叶，当然很开心，开心极了，开始几次心情总是这样的，seaver先生，Mike说您是位画家，您用的是什么颜料？一般来说用的是平光漆，有时也用光瓷漆，你想看看我的新作吗？题目叫做楼上的浴室，爸爸今天可没有时间欣赏，请问seaver先生，您的作品是否受到德国抽象现代派最新潮流的影响？不，不，不，恐怕影响我最多的还是荷兰派，噢，你是说卢布兰和非尼尔，这太有意思了，看来你是个毕加索一脉相承的，噢，我想起来了，妈妈，毕加索叔叔今年夏天还来咱们家度假了，Mike，毕加索死了，我是说他不会来了，对，毕加索就喜欢我们开死亡玩笑，可是究竟什么是死亡呢？噢，你说得太深刻了，有时候连我都害怕，谢谢你，要知道能遇到你们这样的家庭太不寻常了，而且在这种地方，噢？我是说，我原以为要到城里才可以度过一个高雅的夜晚，因为在郊区的大部分居民都属于榆木脑袋，噢，我想起来了，Mike，不知道你能不能陪我进城去欣赏一下戏剧艺术？噢，去吧，去吧，你去吧，因为这种郊区是没有什么像样的戏剧艺术可供你们欣赏的，我真迫不及待的想去，明天是格哈德名剧的最后一场演出，我非常希望你能陪我去，我们一言为定，Mike，怎么了？妈妈，你好像忘记了什么？对，比方我原来的安排，也是明天晚上，是一个非常非常重要的安排，对家庭来说，我想明晚我并没有什么安排，肯定有，明晚我们要....Mike，他这是干什么？他是，跳舞，是的，真是难以相信，ben不仅是哲学家，而且还爱好现代舞，明晚他要表演，可天下的小哲学家跳起舞来都是一个样说定了，对，说定了，好了，再见，Mike，她真不可思议，对吧？我知道，我知道，很抱歉，我不能参加球赛了，可你们能谅解我，你们不愿谅解我，你们真的不能谅解我，Mike，你一定得去，因为你答应过的，没有你咱们怎么打败库斯曼一家呢？不就是一场球赛吗？问题并不在这，因为你保证过了，我们都指望你了，如果我们连家里人都靠不住，那还能靠得住谁呢？可是爸爸，我有朋友，你们不都看见了吗？她是艺术家，我怎么能放弃机会去打球呢？噢，她能算你的朋友？她对你完全不了解，认为你是MIXIKA,其实你和我们一样打保龄球，你怎么知道我是什么人，说不定，我不打球呢，说不定我是MIXIKA，我都快要吐了，如果他是军人，因为开小差，一定会被枪毙的，Carol，咱们不能逼你哥哥和我们一起去，我有个预感，要不了多久，他就会明白，他不是什么MIXIKA，我算什么？只是个油漆匠，啊，母牛的精华，简直太...这个我非常喜爱，噢，对，对，我也非常喜爱，我是说母牛的精华我以前见过，可是这个，安格瑞，格德瑞的画展以后我们还没见过呢，这是我的好朋友Mike seaver，Mike是位诗人，噢，你瞧演出马上就要开始了，噢，那咱们快坐好，现在开始了，大猩猩对着阳光，需要的工作服，在大城市吗？在大城市，大城市！精彩，简直是太精彩了，这个演出对中产阶级的风尚癖好是多么的辛辣讽刺啊，对，他说的很对，完全是风尚癖好，完全是风尚癖好，噢，你是在开玩笑吧，可是我认为这显然是在呼吁核裁军，显然是的，对，我是说核裁军，谁没看到这一点，就傻到家了，这么说你认为这就是对风尚癖好和核裁军的评论了？对，是的，大家都知道，目前的风尚显然是呼吁核裁军，你们都明白了吗？好了，队员们，说A,A,说一，一，好了，还是我自己来吧，ABER,说出意思来，准输，不，我承认咱们失去了一名最强大的队员，可我们必须相信自己，一定会胜利，要有获胜的坚强信念，我们为什么有这样的信心？因为我们是白痴，不，ben，因为我们是seaver保龄球队，念念这个，Jason小花seaver，我里面还有呢，这是给ben的，铁娃seaver，你的，Carol是地瓜seaver，你的，mage，泥巴seaver，泥巴？跟花押韵的词我想不出了，好了，大家注意，大家说，A,A,YI,A,V,一，二，是什么意思？准输，噢，Mike，你干吗不谈谈你的作品，Mike，那天非常出色的朗诵了一首诗，那只是我研究了新像正派之后写的游戏之作罢了，真的吗？那么你在新像正派之前是什么派呢？我是新橡皮派，噢，他真会讲笑话，噢，Mike，把你的大作朗诵几首，咱们欣赏一下，对，你念，现在就念，诸位我向大家介绍Mike seaver，一位出色的...噢，朱丽叶，这可不行，干吗不行？我没有把诗稿带出来，那有什么，把从前的作品随便来一首，不，我实在朗诵不出来，你在说什么呀？Mike，这牵涉到法律问题，知道吗？我把诗作全卖给好莱坞了，现在只有杰克尼克森才有权朗读，你就别打趣了，快来一段吧，都在洗耳恭听了，你听我说朱丽叶，我有句话要对你说，什么？老实说，我不是诗人，什么？那你念的那首诗？那不是我写的，是买来的，你是说你在欺骗我，听着朱丽叶，你一走进教室有与众不同，我认为你比任何一个女同学头高雅不凡，我只是想引起你的注意，可是你的家庭，普里特文学奖，还有现代舞表演，我家里人并不是去参加现代舞表演，这是干吗？保龄，对，保龄，每年我们都要和邻居们举行一次大赛，称为保龄球宴会，是我爸爸的主意，比赛结束以后，输者必须请胜者到菲博娱乐餐厅去吃一顿，去菲博餐厅吃一顿鱼肉，这形象简直太丑恶了，两个人比赛保龄球，完全是为了争肉吃，嘿，还有蔬菜、米饭，土豆泥，请别忘了，真不敢相信，你不是位诗人，还是打保龄球的，然后打了一身臭汉，就着木棍大吃热狗，嗨，我就是这样，这有什么不好的？我喜欢打球，而且就喜欢打保龄球，Mike，你别大声嚷嚷，为什么？究竟怎么回事？朱丽叶，你认为是我丢了你的人了？这太让人丢面子了，噢，你希望丢面子，那让我来帮你丢，嘿，老兄，你想知道大城市里为什么会没有工作服吗？因为穿工作服的人去吃带木棍的热狗了，结束了，完了，毫无希望了，你们都这么泄气，咱们才输了两场，咱们一共就比了两场，我恨死库斯曼一家了，你们听到他们一家在小吃摊上唱些什么吗？seaver一家变成了拖把，他们连上厕所都这么唱，也太气人了，别生闷气了，来吧，Carol，从你开始，我们要抓紧一切时机，不停的练习，一定要牢牢的记住，把胸挺起来，然后转手腕，开始，噢，打倒了八个，对，宝贝，按比赛规则这不能得分，因为他们没抢咱们的道，看来咱们这一次得大大的破费了，库斯曼决定不减肥了，真是该死，对不起，我迟到了，Mike，关于我的所做所为，我想，不知道我该怎么说，我想应该向你们....Mike，什么爸爸？你想打球？还是想写打球诗？我打球，好，你先抓紧时间练习，然后我再找他们比，好的，知道了，好极了，我们得第一，嗨，我们得第一，嘿，我们得第一，嘿，哈哈哈，好了，好了，我现在向大家宣布，我代表seaver全家，代表泥巴，地瓜，和我本人，把这个奖给使我们胜利的人，好，Mike，哈哈，我看，说来说去还是家里人对我最了解，Mike，种马seaver，哈。
成长的烦恼第一集1 英文台词
Growing Pains 101 Pilot第一集出师受挫Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I am a psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems. Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. I’ve spent last 15 years helping our kid s with problems, even Jason wouldn't believe.Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper.Maggie: And Jason has moved his practice into the house so we can be there for the kids.Jason: They’re great kids.Maggie: Most of the time.Jason: And the rest of the time……Maggie: We love them , anywayJason: Yeah.Ben: Unbelievable.Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula . or you're scrambledMaggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.Jason: Show me moreMaggie: Oh Jason, the kids.Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky .Maggie: At breakfast?Jason: At all meals.Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that.Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist .Jason: Could be an accident.Carol: Could be a dream come true.Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck磁带放送机for the Volvo?Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous空的；空虚的；空洞的.Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?Carol: I rest my case我的话就到此为止了。
成长的烦恼第一季01中英文对照
101 Pilot[00:27.20]Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula or you’re scrambled。
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20］贾森：好了，女士，把铲子放下，否则我就把你炒了.［00:31.20］Maggie：Go ahead, make my day. Well，I guess I showed you.[00：31。
20]梅吉:来啊。
我好象已经让你见识过了。
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50］贾森:再让我见见.［00:47.80]Maggie：Oh Jason，the kids。
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80］梅吉：噢,贾森,孩子们。
[00：51.80]Jason：I can kiss the kids later。
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我读过一篇文章，说如果夫妻双方都有工作,[00：59。
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frisky.［00：59。
00］尤其应该努力保持轻松。
[01：06.50］Maggie: At breakfast?[01：06。
50］梅吉：早饭时？[01:08.50］Jason：At all meals.［01：08.50]贾森：在所有用餐时间.［01:14.40]Mike：What’s the matter？You guys aren't getting' enough?［01：14.40]迈克：怎么了?你们还没亲热够？［01:18.20］Jason: Michael，alot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that[01:18。
成长的烦恼台词
Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading about?
Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands, all matter is degenerating into a state of total disorganization .
Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous.
Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?
Carol: I rest my case .
Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben?
26.社会课的假结婚伊桑选角色时：“外科医生？这是一种医生对吗？”
27．马特当演员时：“啊，门铃响了，我去开门。”
29.戈多:"女人明白贱骨头这个词么?"
30.米兰达:"怎么没有一个人告诉我我有6个下巴?"
利齐:因为你只有一个."
31.凯特叫人邀请利齐她们去生日晚会时
15.利齐母：“以前你们是朋友 你们肯定有共同的地方”
利齐：“对 我们都无法忍受对方"
16.马特：“哦 !你是谁 ?请告诉我刚才不是你在说话 ,一个利齐已经很麻烦了.”
17.利齐：“也许她比我更漂亮 更聪明 更有趣”
戈多：“那不可能”
利齐：“为什么”
戈多：“因为没有人比你更漂亮 更有趣”
成长的烦恼中英文对照剧本420 Fool for Love
沪江英语编辑制作420 The Loooove Boat (Part 2 of 2)沪江英语编辑制作 1沪江英语编辑制作are designed to protect you against.Mike: Ben's right over there. You know, our relationship.Julie: What relationship?Jason: Hey, Maggie. What's with the chain?Maggie: Here. Pack your own things.Jason: What. Aren't you over reacting just a little?Maggie: Shhh! Chrissy just got to sleep. You're packing because we need to do a little room switching tonight.Jason: Room switching!Maggie: Yes. Your mother is sleeping in here tonight.Jason: Oh come on. I know the rehearsal went a little haywire...Maggie: A little haywire!Jason: Shh! Chrissy is asleep.Maggie: Jason, I'm too upset with you right now to have a logical discussion. Jason: It never stopped you before.Maggie: There's room in Wally's cabin.Jason: What? Me sleep with Wally!Maggie: You'll have better luck than in here.Jason: You blaming me for everything that happened between Wally and my mother tonight, aren't you?Maggie: No, I don't blame you. I blame your evil twin.Jason: Ok Maggie, you're right.Maggie: Of course I am.Jason: You are not capable of having a logical discussion.Maggie: From the moment you whipped out that prenuptial aggree...Jason: Oh I didn't whip out anything Maggie. And let the record show, their fight was not about a prenuptial agreement.Maggie: Ha!Jason: Oh ha if you want to. But I'm telling you that prenuptial agreements can be life savers. All I was doing was trying to protect my mother's assets. Maggie: Jason, before I say something I regret, but enjoy, let's consider for a moment that you are a complete loon burger.(Knock at the door)Grandma: Knock knock.Maggie: Hi.Grandma: Hi.Jason: Mum, ok, I know you're upset. But please, isn't it better that this happened now rather than later?Grandma: Righty oh. This is going to be so much fun tonight, just us girls. Maggie: Oh I know.Jason: The healing process is already underway.Maggie: Jason. Why don't we talk in the hall?Jason: Come on Maggie. I'm a reasonable man. I don't know how I can say it any clearer than that. A man who knows he's right doesn't mind where he sleeps. 沪江英语编辑制作 2沪江英语编辑制作Hey Wally.Wally: Jason, when I was in the army, I was on the boxing team.Jason: I didn't know that.Wally: Yeah. And I always felt better after a fight, because I was able to get whatever ailed me out of my system through my fists.Jason: Well you know that's not so unusual. A lot of my patients tell me that if only they had someone to...Wally: Come on come on.Jason: Wally, I know you want to let your aggressions out, but look at us. You your age, I my age. It just wouldn't be fair.Wally: Ok, I'll put one hand behind my back.Jason: Wait a second. We should just be a little adult about this. Ben, where have you been? How are you?Ben: Fine, but I have to go to the bathroom.Jason: Hey, you don't have a second to talk to your old dad? What have you been up to?Mike: Hi.Julie: I'm in no mood for your charm.Mike: Look Julie. Julie look. You should know that the only reason I was with those beautiful women is because they remind me of you. I figured I'd try and open with a joke.Julie: You would.Mike: Ok, look. I'll just say it. The Swedish women, they like me, but you should know that I could be with almost any one of those girls right now, maybe even several of them, and they won't so bright so I could probably be having a great time right now. But no, no. I picked to be here with you.Julie: Mike, what are you trying to say?Mike: Julie, Julie, Julie. Don't you see what I am willing to give up for you? Julie: Oh!Jason: Oh you met some guys your age?Ben: No.Jason: No.Ben: Twenty blonde babes from Sweden who don't speak English.Jason: Ho. Ha ha. He's got his dads sense of humour.Wally: It's not worth it.Ben: We're swimming and playing volleyball. We were having a blast. Jason: Ben, go to bed. Come on. Hi Julie. Now what's the matter with you? Julie: Well I'm a little upset.Jason: Ah, is this about the breakup?Julie: You know about that?Jason: Of course I know about it. But I don't think its any reason for you to be so upset.Julie: There's not?Jason: Aren't you getting a little carried away?沪江英语编辑制作 3沪江英语编辑制作Julie: (crying)Jason: Sensitive girl.Carol: Julie!Julie: I'm sorry Carol, I didn't mean to wake you up.Carol: Did you and Mike have a fight?Julie: A fight. I told him to...You know about us?Carol: Julie, this is the smart Seaver child you are talking to.Julie: I don't believe this. First your father, and now you. I mean why the heck have we been sneaking around for?Carol: My dad doesn't know about you and Mike.Julie: But he just asked me about our breakup on the hall.Carol: Julie, the only breakup I know about is grandma and Wally's.Julie: Oh.Carol: What break up were you talking about? Oh.Julie: I'm glad this is over with. He can be so selfish and immature.Carol: Well that's probably because he was confused. I mean he's never been in love before.Julie: What makes you think he's in love?Carol: Same thing that makes you think he is.Jason: Full moon. No wonder women are crazy.Mike and Jason: Women.Jason: Hey.Mike: Hey dad.Jason: Mike. What are you doing up?Mike: Oh uh, just taking a walk.Jason: Yeah, me too. Been kind of a rough evening.Mike: Yeah, what happened? Some woman misunderstood something you said and blew up at you?Jason: Actually yes. You were downstairs? You heard your mum and I talking? Mike: No. Dad, nice night.Jason: What's the matter?Mike: Nothing.Jason: Come on Mike. I'm your father. Hey, what's going on?Mike: Look, I can't tell you. I wish I could but I can't. I'll see you later dad. Thanks.Jason: Ok fine fine. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. I respect your privacy.Mike: Dad, I really need to talk to you.Jason: What? What is it?Mike: Well see dad, I've been going out with this girl for quite a while. Jason: Ah!Mike: But it's over now.Jason: Oh! Who is she?Mike: Julie.沪江英语编辑制作 4沪江英语编辑制作Jason: Ha ha ha. Right. You're kidding. Come on. You're not kidding are you? Mike: No. No dad I'm not.Jason: Well how long has this been going on?Mike: For four months.Jason: Four months! I thought she couldn't stand you.Mike: She can't.Jason: This has been going on right under my nose?Mike: Yeah well it's not going on anymore, and just because she caught me flirting with a few girls.Jason: What girls?Mike: Twenty blonde Swedish women.Jason: Hey, they are twenty blonde Swedish women on this boat?Mike: Yeah.Jason: I am losing it.Mike: Yeah so I made a little mistake. It was a huge big humungous mistake, but that shouldn't mean that this whole thing is over.Jason: I missed twenty blonde Swedish women?Mike: Yeah. And there was a day when twenty women would be three, four more than I would ever need.Jason: Hey remember that time when I was up in your apartment? Remember, I said "Mike, did I just hear Julies voice" and you said "No, no dad. That's just your imagination". Are you telling me that...Mike: She was hiding in my bathroom.Jason: I knew that. So why do you want to keep this such a big secret? Mike: Well, you know. With Julie working for you and mum, and she thought that if you found out about me and her... I never got it myself. All I know is that going out with Julie has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I don't just like her. I like me when I'm with her. You know and dad, I don't want this to end. Jason: Well you know the pressure to keep this thing a secret has got to create a big strain on you.Mike: Well actually it was kind of fun sneaking around.Jason: Come on. Wouldn't it have been a lot more fun if you'd have had my blessing?Mike: Nah!Jason: Mike, come on. Whether you realize it or not, the subconscious desire for approval between a parent and a child is crucial. A child really needs a parent's approval; a parent even needs a child's approval. That's why. I've been a boob. Mike: All I understood was the last point.Jason: I can't believe…what have I done? Physician heal myself.Mike: Wait a minute. I'm not a physician. I need more help than that. Jason: Well I'm talking about my problem.Mike: What about my problem?Jason: You just do what men have always done. You get down on your knees and you beg for forgiveness for whatever it is she thinks you've done wrong, cos 沪江英语编辑制作 5沪江英语编辑制作you probably done it. And if you didn't do it then it doesn't matter anyway cos as long as you are in love, you are never going to get a fair shake.Mike: That's your great advice?Jason: Mike, you're old enough to finally be told. The things you enjoy the most in life...make no sense whatsoever.Mike: Wait a minute. Where are you going?Jason: I've got to go and get gran and Wally back together.Mike: What they broke up? But they are supposed to be getting married tomorrow morning!This makes no sense to me whatsoever.Jason: You're leaning.Mike: What? What am I learning?Jason: Mum. Mother. Let me in please. I know it's late, but we have to talk. Mum.Maggie: Jason, what's the matter?Jason: Me.Grandma: Honey what is it?Jason: I've been a total jerk.Grandma: Well yes I know that dear.Jason: You have my blessing to marry Wally.Grandma: I don't want to marry Wally.Jason: Yes you do.Grandma: No I don't.Jason: Mum, look the point is, yes I've had my problems with you marrying Wally, but I'd have my problems with you marrying anybody after dad. And those problems have had me all tied up and I've been acting like my evil twin. I think Wally is a good man and I know in time I could grow fond of him. Grandma: Well then you marry him. Did you hear the way he talked to me tonight?Jason: Yeah but that fight wasn't about you mum. It was about me. Grandma: No it wasn't.Jason: Yes. MumGrandma: Don't it wasn't me. Jason, I'm not going to fight with you about why I had a fight with Wally.Jason: That fight happened because I was being irritating. Now let's face it, sometimes I can be a little irritating.Maggie: Boy that's right.Jason: Oh, so you're quiet for a few minutes and this is your contribution? Maggie: Jason, I was just agreeing with you.Grandma: Jason, even when you were little, you could drive your father and me up the wall.Jason: Yes. And if I can do that with two people who love me, imaging how crazy I'm driving poor Wally.Grandma: Oh, I'm sure he doesn't even want to see me.沪江英语编辑制作 6沪江英语编辑制作Jason: Well then mum, don't give him a choice.Wally: Prenuptial agreement. What's the matter with a guy like that? Here I make a fool of myself...Grandma: Wally!Wally: Urma what are you doing out there? You're going to kill yourself. Grandma: We've got to talk.Wally: What?Grandma: We have got o talk.Wally: Oh, well, wh wh wh wh...Grandma: We are not off to a very good start dear.Wally: Oh Urma. I acted like a chump tonight. I am so sorry.Grandma: No Wally, you were right.Wally: I was right?Grandma: Yes, it is about you and me and our life together. I should have told you then.Wally: Then I didn't act like a chump?Grandma: Of course dear, but it was not your fault. Jason was the real chump and he knows that but he's given us his blessing. Oh I know it shouldn't matter but it does, so let's start all over again.Wally: I won't ask you to repeat that. It would only confuse me.Grandma: Do you remember where you proposed to me?Wally: Of course. On that balcony right over there.Grandma: Seems like a good place to restart.Wally: Sure does.Grandma: Ahhhh!Wally: Urma! Urma!Mike: Way to go dad. You just killed grandma.Grandma: No harm done.Wally: Urma! Urma! Are you alright?Grandma: Yes, I'm fine.Wally: What were you doing hanging from that rope?Grandma: Well I just wanted the moment to be dramatic.Wally: Well it was dramatic alright.Grandma: So, where were we?Wally: I'm not sure.Grandma: Well we're on the same balcony, under the same full moon as it was that wonderful night.Wally: And we are in the same bathrobes I believe. You know Urma. I remember what I said that night. I never loved anybody more and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.Grandma: Oh honey. I love you too. You remember what else you said to me? Wally: Oh, ha ha ha.Grandma: No, I mean afterwards.Wally: That I want to marry you right now.沪江英语编辑制作 7沪江英语编辑制作Grandma: Well what's stopping you?Mike and Jason: Woo hoo!Maggie: Julie, Carol, wake up!Carol: What's the matter?Maggie: Your grandma and Wally are about to get married.Carol: Right now?Mike: Get up.Ben: Ahhh!Mike: Let's go.Maggie: Everyone's here captain.Jason: Well let's get this show on the road.Captain: Is that the one that messed everything up?Doreen: Okee dockee. Does everyone remember their places from rehearsal? Grandma: Oh well we are trying our best to forget that.Wally: Can't we just wing it?Doreen: Oh look Bob. I didn't drag myself out of bed in the middle of the night just to wing it.Captain: Let's wing it.Carol: Well even though we are winging it, we can still do it right. Here's the bouquet.Doreen: Oh I forgot the cassette recorder. We can't have a wedding without music.Everyone: Wing it.Elvis: Dum dum dee dum. dum dum dee dum. Mercy. Dum, dum, dee dum, everybody.Everybody: dum dum dee dum, dum.Jason: Hey stop. May I cut in?Grandma: Sure. Oh.Jason: Elvis.Elvis: Dum dum dee dum, dum dee dum dum dee dum.Captain: Dearly beloved, because I am the captain, and because I am very tired, this wedding will go very quick.Mike: Julie, I've got o talk to you for a second.Julie: Yeah.Mike: Hey look Julie, I'm really sorry and I should have just been honest with you before and told you that I have no excuse for what I did. I guess I was just confused. I've never been in love before.Julie: You're in love with me?Mike: Oh yeah.Swedish girls: We heard there was party.Ben: There is now. Come on in.Captain: To be your lawful wedded husband.Grandma: I do.Mike: You believe me don't you?沪江英语编辑制作 8沪江英语编辑制作Julie: I do.Captain: And because I am the captain I now pronounce you husband and wife. Kiss the bride.Julie: I love you Mike.Mike: I love you too.Doreen: Urma Overmyer, you have to throw your bouquet.Grandma: Ready.Swedish girls: Ohhhh!Ben: The winds got it. That thing is never coming down. Forget it girls. Girls. Hey! What about me! Thanks a lot grandma.Doreen: Dear, oh dear oh dear.Jason: Wally, look I hope you'll forgive me. I just would like to say that, well you know yesterday that prenuptial thing, I'm sorry.Wally: Oh, uh, it's ok. I'll still pay for your room.Jason: Yes.Mike: Hey, hey look!Wally: Oh look at that. Isn't that gorgeous? My gosh!Julie: It's beautiful.Jason: So are you.Wally: So are you.Mike: So are you.Ben: So are they.Mike: I've got something I'd like to say.Grandma: Well go ahead Mike.Mike: First I'd like to thank mum and dad and grandma Urma and Grandpa Wally for showing us all how great love and marriage can be. And I've also got kind of a surprise for everybody.Jason: Oh, wait till you hear this.Maggie: You know what's coming?Jason: Yeah, nothing gets by me.Mike: I want you all to know, heck I want the whole world to know, that I love Julie Costello. And I want her to be my wife.Maggie: You knew about this?Jason: Uh.Mike: Well?420 情满游轮(中)上次在成长的烦恼中…看起来奶奶…Wally。
【《成长的烦恼》经典台词】
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5."老师你还记得我？！！" "因为我记得迈克．．．" " ．．．．"
6.索恩又不是人！他是教师！
7.半杯水的杯子是半满而不是半空
8.他是个孩子,你们谁懂的多?你,还是他? 对......
9.你是一个...妖精 你是一个...妖精
10.波纳：昨天他还说是1/4，今天怎么说25%啦！
《成长的烦恼》两主演出席活动容光焕发
美国ABC台1985年推出的情景喜剧《成长的烦恼》(Growing Pains)两位主演Kirk Cameron与Tracey
Gold昨日现身某网站网络电视台活动。35岁的Kirk与36岁的Tracey容光焕发，当年在《Growing
看了"成长的烦恼" 仿佛又回到了成长的那个年月 ~无限唏嘘 无限感慨 无限喜悦~
随着年月的积累我相信这份快乐不会减退的,收集了一些经典台词:
1.迈克自己对着镜子说：“OH，你长的真帅！”
2.当未来抓住你之前请先抓住未来吧.
3.是时候了,麦克,是时候了!
4.妈妈说你是世界上最丑的花~
11.麦克：爸爸今天为什么这么生气？
本恩：我给他看了他大儿子的成绩单了！
12.现在没人信我了 要知道去年我还让波那相信我是个外星人！
美剧《成长的烦恼》中的经典台词
美剧《成长的烦恼》中的经典台词
美剧《成长的烦恼》中的经典台词
1、迈克自己对着镜子说：“OH，你长的.真帅！”
2、当未来抓住你之前请先抓住未来吧。
3、是时候了，麦克，是时候了！
4、妈妈说你是世界上最丑的花。
5、"老师你还记得我" "因为我记得迈克…" " …"
6、索恩又不是人！他是教师！
7、半杯水的杯子是半满而不是半空。
8、他是个孩子，你们谁懂的多？你，还是他？对……
9、你是一个…妖精你是一个…妖精。
10、波纳：昨天他还说是1/4，今天怎么说25%啦！
11、麦克：爸爸今天为什么这么生气？
本恩：我给他看了他大儿子的成绩单了！
12、现在没人信我了要知道去年我还让波那相信我是个外星人！
13、本恩和卡罗尔被迈克骗了钱之后。
本恩对卡罗尔说：我只有10岁，你找什么借口心情短语？
14、本恩：心情不好，想打发克里丝。
本恩：我们玩个游戏，叫"闭嘴。
15、"我们不能从这赶走一个大人而仅仅是因为他没有能力，这样会伤害MIKE"。
—JASON。
16、我弄不清楚到底什么更美，是夜空中的星星，还是你的脸。
我应该叫你圣妹妹Carol，哦不，妹妹圣Carol，哦不，Carol圣妹妹。
17、迈克：本本本本恩：迈克迈克迈克。
18、麦克：你看上去就像只巴拿马香蕉杰森：你看上去就像…
19、Carol：你们觉得是不是我穿得很性感？迈克：在罗马尼亚是！。
成长的烦恼中英文对照剧本620 Not With My Carol You Don't
620 Not With My Carol You Don'tMike: Alright. I'm here. We can eat.Maggie: Dinner will be a minute mike. Carol is at the store.Mike: Ah, when it's ready, will it be free?Maggie: Yes.Mike: Then I'll stay.Jason: Hmmm, boy those fish sticks sure, um, smell.Maggie: We are waiting for tartar sauce.Ben: Is Carol back yet?Maggie: Relax Ben. Dinner's going to be a while.Ben: Its not dinner. She was supposed to buy toilet paper. Mike, do you have any toilet paper?Mike: No. I never buy the stuff. I steal yours. Gosh, you guys don_t think very much of me do you?Maggie and jason: No.Carol: If you are dumb enough to do it, then you are dumb enough to tell them about it. Speak!Chrissy: Well...Carol: Oh, you think you are so cute with that curly hair, unending smile and happy disposition.You make me puke.Jason: What's going on Carol?Mike: Yeah, and more importantly, where is the tartar sauce?Carol: Mike, this is bigger than tartar sauce.Ben: Where's the toilet paper.Carol: We have no tartar sauce. We have no toilet paper. We have no groceries. And why don't we have any groceries Chrissy?Chrissy: There was a lady who was needy with a dirty face and I gave her the grocery money.Carol: How selfish can you be? What is a hungry person doing inside a supermarket?Jason: Carol, come on, we are going to be late.Maggie: Honey, in the light of day I'm not so sure this is such a good idea anymore.Jason: Oh, you're kidding. Down at the free clinic she is going to meet some people who are down on their luck, who are not freeloaders, misfits and losers. Maggie: Well that could happen, yes.Jason: I mean last night I couldn't believe the way she was talking Maggie. I mean I don't remember ever being so disappointed in one of our children. Where did she get that insensitivity?Maggie: So you are saying I'm a bad mother?Jason: No Maggie.Maggie: Well excuse me for being a little concerned about our daughter hanging out with dangerous people.Jason: Maggie, I have been working with these people for six months. Maggie: Jason, there is a reason you've been working with them for months. Jason: Maybe you ought to come down and volunteer.Maggie: Well I've thought about it and I've just been looking for the right weekend. Hey, I've got an idea. I'll just write you a check.Jason: Maggie, we do amazing things down there. It's a place I really believe in. You honestly think I'd put my daughter in danger?Maggie: No.Jason: And underneath, she's a smart enough girl. I have a gut feeling that she is going to see this as a very worthwhile experience.Carol: Alright. I'm ready. Let's get this nightmare over with.Jason: Come on Carol. This way. Right along here to the right are where all the doctor' s offices are. Here you'll see that there is, uh, what are you doing? Carol: Getting rid of all my jewelry.Jason: Come on.Webster: Excuse me. You dropped this.Jason: Thank you Webster. And what have we learned from this?Carol: They are watching me. They are all watching me.Jason: Alright. This is the main conference room. This is where all those dead beats come to fake their way through group sessions, so they can go back on the street and beg, borrow and steal from people like you.Carol: Uh hu.Jason: Carol, I was being sarcastic.Carol: I know you were dad. And I also know why you brought me here. So that I can see that there are other people worse off than me.Jason: When did you become such a Princess?Carol: Hu! I am not a Princess. Now can we just get this pointless exercise over with so that I can go home and take a nap?(Phone rings)Carol: Community health clinic. Uh hu. Uh hu. Oh I'm sorry; we can not give prescriptions over the phone. And by the way, I don't think that is a legal drug. Well you don't have to be rude about it. Excuse me but that is anatomically impossible.Man: Excuse me, is the food bank open?Carol: The hours are one to four. Sign in here. Last name first, first name last. Man: Oh, I'm not here to get food; I'm here to give food.Carol: Oh, oh I'm sorry.Man: For your information thin is in. See I put in long hours at the spa to keep my body lean and mean. You look familiar.Carol: Do you go to Columbia?Man: Only the P. Hold on. You stick your nose up in the air like you smell somet5hing bad.Carol: No.Man: Yeah, I know you. You take the number one train.Carol: Well I don't know you.Man: I sell you the New York Times every day.Carol: Oh, yes. Yes of course. How nice to see you outside of work. Webster: These black people get on my nerves too.Lady: Alright. Let's have all my juvenile delinquents this way. I'm your last hope so don't tick me off. Oh you. I said this way Princess.Webster: She's not one of your juvenile delinquents. She's a person of substance who's just slumming down here.Carol: That's right.Lady: Great. We need people like you.Webster: These white people get on my nerves too.Carol: You're making fun of me.Webster: No. That was a joke. You're Doctor Seavers daughter, aren't you? Carol: Yeah. How did you know?Webster: I returned your ear ring this morning. Carol: Oh. Oh yes. Right. Of course. Nick isn't it?Webster: No it isn't. It's Webster.Carol: Webster, Nick, they are very close.Webster: You don't notice people do you?Carol: Oh, it's nothing personal. I don_t notice important people either. Webster: Uh hu.Carol: No. I'm sorry. I'm just a little uncomfortable. I mean there is a bucket of guns right here.Webster: Well why are you volunteering right here?Carol: Oh, I'm not volunteering. My father dragged me down here so I could get some sensitivity.Webster: Still early in the day hu? Lucky for you you are here on a day I volunteer.Carol: Oh, you're a volunteer? Oh what a relief. I thought I'd put my foot in my mouth again.For a second there I thought you were one of them.Webster: Who? Oh heaven forbid no.Carol: I know what you are saying. I mean what is it with these people? Webster: I know. Can't they get a job? Can't they be respectable? I guess they just like to fool themselves with all these sessions.Carol: I know.Jason: Webster, we've got to put back your two o' clock session. They've got Doctor Miller cornered.Carol: Two o clock session. You are one of them?Webster: OOOh!Carol: No.Webster: My parole officer says I can get six months off my probation if I get a High School Equivalency Certificate.Jason: So what are you going to do?Webster: Study.Jason: Yeah. I wish my oldest son was on parole. Alright Webster. That's all the time we have for today. And uh, I'm real proud of you. Last year did you think you'd be going back to school?Webster: No way.Jason: Hey Carol, how are you doing?Carol: I gave back all the weapons, but there was one extra.Lady: That's mine.Jason: Thought we had a break through.Carol: I found this in the copy machine. I think it's an English paper. Webster: You didn't read it did you?Carol: No.Webster: Then what are all these red marks?Carol: Ok. I read it and corrected it. Force of habit.Webster: Well what did you think?Carol: It was moving and compelling.Webster: Especially for a street kid, right?Carol: Look, I'm not saying that the spelling wasn't atrocious and grammar awful. And I've never heard the word 'mother' used quite so colorfully. But the ideas behind it, when you are deciding whether or not to rob a liqueur store, I knew how you were feeling. It took me two and a half mo0nths to pick my major.I mean decisions like that can affect your whole life.Webster: Golly!Carol: You're making fun of me again?Webster: No. It's just that you are the first person who's read it.Carol: Webster, it's good.Webster: Can you help me make it better?Carol: I'm leaving now.Jason: Carol? Hey, it's Saturday night. What are you doing going out? Carol: Don't worry. It's not a date.Jason: Come on, you're nineteen. You don't have to tell me where you are going. Who you are going with. What you are going to be doing. When you are coming back.Carol: Good.Jason: Cos I'm proud of you Carol. I was real proud of you today. The way you came down to the free clinic and you saw the way those people are just like the rest of us. They just need a little trust and faith.Carol: Thank you. And not that I need to tell you but I'm meeting with Webster to help him with his English paper.Jason: Oh Webster. Are you going over to his night school?Carol: No.Jason: Library?Carol: No.Jason: No no. Just the two of you?Carol: Oh, I'm sorry. You think it's the Webster I know from the clinic, but its not. It's Webster Thornhill from Columbia.Jason: Oh yeah. Oh good. Ok great. You have a good time.Carol: Dad, I can't believe this.Jason: What?Carol: It's the same Webster.Jason: I am not a hypocrite.Carol: After all this talk about me respecting people and I want to meet with him and you are upset.Jason: It's just that you don't know everything there is to know about Webster.I mean, he is on parole and ...You're right. I am a hypocrite. And if you are going to respect somebody, you should respect them as much as y0u would somebody else. So I'm sorry. You go and help him and have a good time. OkCarol: Thank you daddy.Jason: Alright.Carol: Bye.Jason: That's what I brought her down there for. This is good. This is a good thing. I'm proud of her. I can't wait to tell Maggie. "Maggie, your daughter is going out with an ex con"."Maggie, ha ha ha, Carol is going out with an ex con". Carol!Maggie: Where's Carol going?Jason: Don't know. Don't have a clue. No honestly I don't. No.Jason: Come on Maggie. Come on. Time is running out.Maggie: This is the best I can do. E X C O N.Jason: That's ex con. Ok, just say it Maggie. Don't try to be cute. I don't like it when you're cute. You are too old to be cute.Maggie: Pardon?Jason: That word Maggie. Why did you use that word?Maggie: Because it is the triple word score.Jason: Oh, yes. It is.Webster: When I got paroled, I learned I was no longer a thief. And what I am I don't know, but I fear a dark and desperate time may come when I must define myself as something. And the only word that comes to mind is thief.Carol: So beautiful. There is such a sense of hopelessness.Webster: I'll say.Carol: Read the rest.Webster: That is all I got so far.Carol: Well what are your ideas for the ending?Webster: I don't know. I was thinking maybe after this high school thing I couldget some training and maybe be a counselor for guys like me.Carol: Really?Webster: Yeah. City College has this program where you go part time and you work part time.And there are plenty of jobs in the bad neighborhoods because nobody wants to work there, and for it would be a short commute. What are you going to do Carol?Carol: I'm not sure exactly beyond Columbia, a top Law School, Clerking for the Supreme Court Justice, and not necessarily a woman, but I wouldn't rule out a career in politics.Webster: So this will be our last meal together.Carol: No.Webster: Some more coffee over here to cut the grease.Waiter: I told you not to order the chilly. Hey, have you been in here before? Webster: No. That's why I ordered the chilly.Waiter: All night long I've been trying to place your face.Webster: Well its right here.Waiter: Maybe I saw you on Johnny Carson.Carol: Look, I want to apologize. I must have seemed like such a... Webster: Princess?Carol: Ok, ok, I was a princess.Webster: Hey don't get down on yourself. It must be kind of strange of you to be in this neighborhood.Carol: Well actually I commute to Manhattan everyday for school. I see all kinds of disgusting filth.Webster: Well here you don't get to walk over them and keep walking with a face like this.Carol: I will have you know that I have lived in the city.Waiter: That is the guy who mugged me two years ago.Jason: Thank god. Alright Maggie, your suspicions were true. I didn't want to say anything before because I knew you'd be upset. But Carol tonight has been out with an ex con.Maggie: What?Jason: Yes, somebody I have been working with down at the clinic. An armed robber.Maggie: Carol is out with him now?Jason: No, she is not out with him now. She is home safe and sound, like I knew she would be, and we think we should applaud carols new found sensitivity and awareness. Come on. Hey!Mike: Thank you, thank you. Thank you.Maggie: Jason, you were saying?Jason: Carol is going to be fine. Alright, let's just finish the game.Maggie: Carol is out with an ex con?(Phone rings)Jason: Ex con is hyphenated. That doesn't count Maggie.Mike: Telephone.Jason: Excuse me.Maggie: No, take a message Mike.Mike: It sounds pretty important mum.Maggie: So is this.Mike: Guys, how do you spell precinct?Policeman: Did you know your daughter was going out with a convicted felon? Maggie: Some of us did.Policeman: That's not good.Jason: What happened?Policeman: Well what happened was the owner of the diner recognized the suspect as the person who'd mugged him a couple of years ago. The owner called the police. Held the guy at gunpoint. Before we arrived the suspect wrestled the gun away from the guy and then, this is crazy he took ten bucks from a full cash register and fled.Maggie: It was a miracle Carol wasn't hurt.Policeman: Yeah.Jason: That just doesn't sound like Webster. Webster would be the kind... Maggie: Webster! Jason please!Jason: Carol.Maggie: Oh honey. Are you ok?Carol: I think so.Maggie: Oh my poor baby. Let's go home.Carol: daddy I don't understand what happened.Maggie: Forget about it.Carol: Mum, I don't want to forget about it. Daddy, how could this happen? Jason: I don't know.Carol: Daddy, he was telling me how he wanted to be counselor and help other kids. We were laughing. And then all of a sudden, this guy comes and pulls this gun on him and calls him a thief. "You are a thief and that's all you are is a thief". And Webster's eyes changed. It was like he'd died. And then he just grabbed the gun, took some money and left.Maggie: He's a criminal Carol.Carol: Mum, he is more than that. He was trying. I mean you should read this essay. He worked on it so hard. And then he just left it there like it didn't even matter. Daddy, I don't understand.Maggie: Jason, are you coming to bed? I'm not through yelling at you yet. Jason: Not right now.Maggie: I finally got Carol to sleep. And do you know what she said to me as she was drifting off? She actually said that she was glad that she went down to that awful clinic. Jason are you listening to me?Jason: She could have been killed.Maggie: Damn right. She could have been killed. Look Jason, I want to help thedowntrodden people just as much as you do, but when there is a chance that one of our children...Jason: Maggie, I put my daughter in danger. I know that. Yes, yes. It was a silly idea. My stupid idealism. I believe that just because I go down there and I work with people, that I can make a difference. I can change them Maggie. I'm a fool. Maggie: Oh Jason, I, I never called you a fool.Jason: If anything had happened to her Maggie. God!Maggie: Sweetheart I need a little of your stupid idealism in my life. I can be narrow minded.But you know what; together we make a pretty balanced person. Separately, I'm not crazy about either one of us.Jason: Yeah. Well I always thought, you know I believed that if you were a good person, if you treat people with respect, if you are sincere and you're fair and you're honest, if you believe in god, then nothing can harm you. Nothing can harm the people you love. Tonight Maggie I see for the first time, it's uh, I was wrong.Maggie: Oh Jason, just because Webster turned out bad doesn't mean you haven't helped out a lot of people down there.Jason: Well Maggie, how do I know that they wouldn't have gotten better by themselves? How do I know I make a difference?Maggie: You make a difference with me.Jason: That's very sweet. I just, I think I want to be alone for a bit. Maggie: Ok. Jason, I love you.Jason: I'm glad.Webster: Doc.Jason: What are you doing here?Webster: Where else can I go?Jason: Well you came to the wrong place.Webster: I made a big mistake.Jason: You made a mistake! What about me? I trusted you Webster. I trusted you with my daughter.Webster: I didn't plan for that gun.Jason: I don't want to hear about it. I'm going to call the police.Webster: Well is Carol alright?Jason: What do you care?Webster: I care alright damn it! I do.Jason: What were you doing tonight Webster?Webster: Doctor Seaver, tonight for the first time, I saw that all that stuff we talked about could really happen. Then that guy in the diner starts talking about stuff that happened years ago. Saying I was a thief and that was all I was ever going to be. Well he convinced me.Jason: Well you know better.Webster: Yeah doctor, but only because of you. And that's why I'm here. Jason: Cos of me.Webster: Yeah, I wouldn't feel so awful right now if you hadn't made me feel so good. Would you come down to the police station with me? I need you to come with me.Jason: I'll come. I'll come. I'll come with you.Webster: I didn't mean for...for any of this to happen. I'm so, I'm sorry doc. (crying) I'm sorry man.Jason: We'll get you through it. We'll get you through it.620同情与偏见好吧，我来了，吃饭吧。
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Growing Pains 1011. Jason: Alright, lady, drop that spatula, or you’ll scramble...2. Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you3. Jason: Show me more..4. Maggie: Jason, kids.5. Jason: I’ll kiss the kids later. You know I read an article said that two career couples should really make special efforts to always remain frisky.6. Maggie: At breakfast?7. Jason: At all meals.8. Mike: What’s the matter? You guys aren’t getting enough?9. Jason: Mike, a lot of kids get a smack for a remark like that.10. Mike: Come on, dad. You can’t hit me. You are a liberal humanist.11. Jason: Could be an accident.12. Carol: Could be a dream come true.13. Mike: Mom, can't we send Carol get on the tape deck for the Volvo14. Carol: Mike, you give the new meaning of the word –vacuous.15. Mike: Oh, yeah. What’s the old meaning?16. Carol: I rest my case.17. Jason: Ben! Ben! What’s so funny, Ben?18. Ben: That's Phyllis George, she screwed up again.19. Maggie: What's that you are reading about?20. Carol: Well, it says here that as the universe expends, all matter slowly degenerating into a state of total disorganization.21. Maggie: Thank god! I thought it was just me.22. Mike: Yes, what’re you guys doing tonight. The house of sweat. Yeah, great. Hey, look, can I talk to you guys later? Yeah, bye.23. Maggie: Mike, what is the house of sweat?24. Mike: Well, it’s…you know25. Carol: It’s the new under 20 dance new club on Jernb Turn Pike.26. Mike: Yeah, it sounds a great idea, Mom. It's a safe wholesome place for teens to。
《成长的烦恼》-嘻哈包袱铺相声台词剧本晚会节目
A:小超，我问你，你说人生应该追求什么？B:追求爱情和事业A 说得太好了，我就要追求我的爱情A 这爱情怎么追求呢？B 你得学会偶遇搭讪A 怎么偶遇怎么搭讪呢？B 比如说啊，你看一女孩，是咱们这主持人，老师，你看上人家怎么办啊？A 怎么办啊?B 你呢，就得在电视台天天都侯着她，她一到电视台你就跐溜一下跟着进去，然后拍她肩膀，用迷离的、忧伤的眼神看着她，然后先唱歌：是否爱上你之后会有明天过后。
反正就这意思。
A 我得偶遇，我得搭讪，那真是众人寻她千百度，暮然回首那人依旧对我。
不屑一顾。
B 嗨！不提她了。
A 我跟她偶遇在公共卫生间。
B 嗯这地挺浪漫的。
A 当时女孩洗着手，我也洗着手。
我鼓足了勇气向她说出了我的心里话。
B 你说什么呢？A 你也尿手上了？B 那。
个女孩呢？A 他温柔的拿起马桶冲我砸了过来。
B 劲不小。
A 但是我们俩相识相知相恋相爱了。
B 好事。
A 她每天吵着要减肥我就劝她啊。
B 怎么劝啊？A 吃点东西才有力气减肥吗。
B 啊？A 她拿起马桶立刻冲我砸了过来。
A 后来，我失恋了B 早该结束了。
A 后来我失1次恋就在山上放一块砖头，失1次恋就在山上放一块砖头，后来便有了----长城。
B 长。
那。
这秦始皇就是失恋死的。
A 你说我怎么办啊？B 你这样就听我的，你去找一份工作，创事业。
A 你说得太好了。
我每天就是应聘面试，可他们经常问我一些无聊的问题。
B 都问你什么啊？A 你知道什么是团队的合作理念？B 讲讲吧A 一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝，四个和尚打麻将，一百个和尚开心网偷菜。
B 嗯？行了。
哼。
哼。
这鼓掌的都是被偷过菜的两百个和尚还偷恐龙呢，你这像话吗？A 你甭管这一套B 你不像话，那还有什么啊？A 这最可恨的啊，还有一些企业问我：会不会英文。
B 诶，英语很重要。
A 现在哪些80后不懂英文啊。
B 那你说说呗A 你看他们问，我新年快乐怎么说。
B 你怎么说的啊。
A 我当时把他们给震了。
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成长的烦恼第一季117117 charity begins at home 生日礼物[00:04.50]Carol: Mike, Mike, Mike I am trying to talk on the phone.[00:04.50]卡罗尔：迈克，迈克，迈克我正在打电话呢。
[00:12.40]Mike: Oh, right. I didn't even notice Carol, I'm sorry.[00:12.40]迈克：哦，是的。
我没注意到卡罗尔，真是抱歉。
[00:17.40]Mike: Neat![00:17.40]迈克：真是的！[00:19.70]Carol: MichaeI![00:19.70]卡罗尔：迈克尔！[00:31.90]Jason: Hi, guys.[00:31.90]詹森：嘿，孩子们。
[00:33.60]Children together: Good afternoon, father.[00:33.60]孩子们聚过来：下午好，爸爸。
[00:37.80]Jason: Oh, it's allowance day![00:37.80]詹森：哦，今天是发零花钱的日子！[00:39.90]Mike: It is?[00:39.90]迈克：是吗？[00:41.30]Carol: Oh?[00:41.30]卡罗尔：哦？[00:42.30]Ben: What do you know?[00:42.30]本：怎么了？[00:45.30]Jason: You kids really think you can con me.[00:45.30]詹森：你们这些孩子个个装得挺像的。
[00:47.80]Mike: I'm sorry, father. I Couldn't hear you, I was dusting.[00:47.80]迈克：抱歉，爸爸。
我听不见，我正在擦灰尘，。
[00:50.80]Jason: Ok, ok, Here's your blood money. Just don't think for a minute I bought into your act. And thanks for going to the trouble of trying to deceive me.[00:50.80]詹森：好吧，好吧，给你们血汗钱。
不要以为我是出钱买你们做样子的。
谢谢你们想出好主意来蒙骗我。
[01:01.20]Mike: Oh, any time.[01:01.20]迈克：啊，随时恭候。
[01:04.20]Jason: And it warms my heart to know that this room will been clean and the[01:04.20]詹森：另外，我会很高兴在你妈妈回来之前你们把房间弄干净点，[01:08.70]laundry neatly folded by the time your mom gets home.[01:08.70]把洗好的衣服也叠整洁一点。
[01:15.60]Ben: Hey dad. You gave me too much money..(Stopped by Mike)[01:15.60]本：嗨，爸爸，你给我的钱太多了。
（被迈克制止）[01:20.80]Carol: Me too, gave me double.[01:20.80]卡罗尔：我也是，给了双份。
[01:22.70]Mike: Me too. I don't like this.[01:22.70]迈克：我也是。
我不喜欢这样。
[01:26.60]Carol: Something smells rotten[01:26.60]卡罗尔：一定有问题。
[01:31.40]Mike: It's Ben.[01:31.40]迈克：是本。
[01:34.70]Ben: No, it's February, remember?[01:34.70]本：不，现在是二月，记得么？[01:39.40]Mike: Oh, yeah, dad's annual birthday's scam. The old man thinks he's gonna con us into spending all this on him.[01:39.40]迈克：哦，对了，爸爸的生日要到了。
老头子是想我们把钱都用来给他买生日礼物。
[01:48.20]Carol: Poor guy.[01:48.20]卡罗尔：可怜的家伙。
[01:52.50]Mike: So, Carol, what are you going to get him?[01:52.50]迈克：那么，卡罗尔，你打算送什么给爸爸？[01:55.20]Carol: I'm not telling.[01:55.20]卡罗尔：我不告诉你。
[01:56.80]Mike: what another Preppy shirt like you get every year? How, how will I even topthat?[01:56.80]迈克：像往年一样再送一件普利佩的衣服？哦，如果我压倒你怎么样？[02:03.60]Ben: I've got the perfect present.[02:03.60]本：我有最棒的礼物。
[02:05.90]Carol: What?[02:05.90]卡罗尔：什么？[02:07.10]Ben: I am giving dad the ashtray I created in school[02:07.10]本：我要把在学校里做的烟灰缸给爸爸。
[02:12.90]Mike: Great present for a guy who doesn't smoke.[02:12.90]迈克：对像他这样一个不抽烟的家伙来说这可真是个好礼物。
[02:17.60]Carol: Yeah, well what are you going to get?[02:17.60]卡罗尔：那么，请问你到底会送他什么？[02:19.80]Mike: Alright, you guys ready for this?[02:19.80]迈克：好，你们准备好要听清楚了。
[02:21.60]Carol: Sure.[02:21.60]卡罗尔：好了。
[02:23.20]Mike: A book![02:23.20]迈克：一本书！[02:24.80]Ben: Dad already has a book![02:24.80]本：爸爸已经有了一本书。
[02:29.10]Mike: My God, he's right.[02:29.10]迈克：我的上帝，被他说对了。
[03:33.40]Jason: (singing) I wish me a happy birthday, I wish me a happy birthday. I wish me [03:33.40]詹森：（唱歌）祝我生日快乐，祝我生日快乐。
祝我[03:37.60]a happy birthday. Because I am such a cool guy.[03:37.60]生日快乐。
因为我很酷。
[03:45.30]Maggie: Hi, sweet heart[03:45.30]马吉：嗨，亲爱的。
[03:46.20]Jason: Hi, honey.[03:46.20]詹森：嗨，宝贝。
[03:47.80]Maggie: How was your day?[03:47.80]马吉：今天怎么样？[03:49.00]Jason: My day, listen the old miracle worker had a major break through with a patient I've been trading for two years now[03:49.00]詹森：我的今天，我这个妙手回春的老神医在一位已经咨询了两年多的病人上突然有了重大的突破。
[03:55.20]Maggie: Is that the vacuum cleaner?[03:55.20]马吉：那是吸尘器吗？[03:58.20]Jason: Yeah, yeah, the kids are cleaning. So anyway, this patient&..[03:58.20]詹森：对，孩子们在清洁呢。
总之，这位病人……[04:01.90]Maggie: All of them?[04:01.90]马吉：他们一起做的？[04:03.50]Jason: Yeah. So let me tell you about this guy, he was terrified of his own bodily fluid. [04:03.50]詹森：是的。
那么让我来告诉你这个家伙的事，他恐惧自己的体液。
[04:10.00]Maggie: How did you get them to do it?[04:10.00]马吉：你怎么使他们心干情愿做家务的？[04:13.10]Jason: I'm a master communicator.[04:13.10]詹森：我是个高明的外交家。
[04:16.30]Maggie: So, how was your day?[04:16.30]马吉：对了，你今天怎样？[04:18.70]Jason: Oh, fair.[04:18.70]詹森：哦，还行。
[04:21.10]Maggie: Nothing exciting happened with any of your patients?[04:21.10]马吉：你的病人没发生什么令人兴奋的进展吗？[04:23.30]Jason: No, no, no&. so how was your day?[04:23.30]詹森：没，没，没……你今天怎样？[04:27.60]Maggie: Oh, fantastic! Fred Mathers called me in his office and assigned me an entire series for next week.[04:27.60]马吉：哦，好极了！弗瑞德叫我去他办公室，他分配我一篇要连载一星期的报道。