成长的烦恼 第一季文本Growing Pains 122 Extra Lap

Growing Pains 122

Jason: Maggie! What's Uncle Bob doing sleeping in my office?

Maggie: Oh...He and Mike played Poker last night. Mike won his room back.

Jason: Really? Well, I'm glad to see Mike getting the upper hand for a change. Maggie: Me too. Too bad he lost your car.

Jason: Well maybe Uncle Bob wouldn't mind giving us a lift to the store later.

Mike: Where's Uncle Bob?

Maggie: Still asleep I guess.

Mike: You mean he's not up yet? Oh thank you, God! Dad can I borrow some of your shaving

cream?

Jason: I'd give it a while.

Mike: Come on Mom! I mean I may never get another chance like this again, he's sprayed me

four mornings in a row.

Maggie: Four mornings in a row? T ake no prisoners.

Mike: Yes sir!

Jason: You're bad!

Maggie: Always support the home team.

Carol: Ok. Ben and I have ten Bucks saying Uncle Bob beats Mike in the Limbo contest. Ben: Want a piece of the action?

Maggie: You two ought to be ashamed of yourselves betting against your own brother Jason:

You're mother's right kids.

Carol: It was Mike's idea. He said he'd cover any bet against him.

Mike: And he's giving three to one odds.

Jason: Three to one! Wow!

Maggie: Jason!

Jason: I'm just scratching.

Jason: Mike!

Mike: He's dead.

Maggie: Oh my God!

Maggie: For those of you that cried at the funeral, I just want to say that it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Jason: Thank you Maggie.

Maggie: Well! Are we all ready?

Carol: This feels kind of strange Mom.

Maggie: Oh it won't after we get started honey. Uncle Bob called th is a "remembering session". When someone in my family passed on, Uncle Bob would lead us all in sharing fond

memories of that person.

Jason: Who he would lovingly refer to as "the dearly defunct".

Maggie: Who wants to start? Ok then, I will. When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a

dancer.

And do you know why?

Ben: Why?

Maggie: Because Uncle Bob took me to my very first ballet. And I remember he said, "They walk around on their toes, they do flapping things with their arms, and it doesn't make any sense, but it's pretty." Ain't it?

Carol: Remember when I had my appendix out?

And Uncle Bob brought one in a jar and told me not to worry, because he knew how to put it

back in.

Ben: Yeah! And when the nurse came, he showed her the jar, and said he got it out of the soda

machine.

Jason: And then he said he wanted his Quarter back.

Maggie: Oh! And remember what to do when passing slow cars on the road? Everyone: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Ben: I remember when how much fun it was when Uncle Bob would make Mike lose. Mike: What?

Ben: He could run faster, shoot baskets better, he played games like a champ.

Mike: I let him win.

Ben: Sure you did. Remember the last visit?

Ben: They're in the home straight and it's not even close!

Maggie: Oh Jason, he lost again, he'll be crushed.

Jason: I know. He tries so hard too.

Ben: Here he comes!

Uncle Bob: And the winner is...

Ben: Uncle Bob, by a mile!

Ben and Carol: Uncle Bob! Uncle Bob! B! O! B! Uncle Bob!

Uncle bob: Please! Please! Just throw paper money.

Maggie: Congratulations! Are you through humiliating my son for the evening?

Uncle Bob: I don't know? Carol?

Carol: We can make it if we hurry.

Uncle Bob: Let's do it!

Ben: Yahoo!

Uncle Bob: So the other fellow says, "If I can walk that way, I wouldn't nee talcum powder". Mike: At least you're not the kind of guy who likes to rub it in.

Uncle Bob: Thanks for the help guys.

Ben: Are you kidding? We live for stuff like this!

Jason: Ben! Don't let them tease you son!

Mike: Hey, it's alright Dad, I can take it.

Jason: At a boy! Hey you want some pizza? Uncle Bob stopped for one on the way back. Uncle Bob: Come on pal! Don't take it so hard. You know you're my favourite nephew...what's

your name again?