A job interview with FBI 1

A job interview with FBI 1.3

3 men were at the FBI building for a job interview.

The first man walked into the office. The interviewing FBI(Federal Bureau of Investigation) agent said “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, devoted, and give us you all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”The man took the gun, hesitated and said “Sorry, I can’t do it.”

The next interviewee came into the office, the agent said “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, devoted, and give us you all, your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun. ” The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out, “Sorry, I can’t do it.” he said.

The last man came into the office. The interviewer said “to be in the FBI you must be loyal, devoted, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.” The man took the gun and went into the room. The agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.

The man came out of the room and said “Someone loaded the gun blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!”

To the Manager’s wish 1.6

A sales representative, and administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and an extraordinary Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk, “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.

In astonishment, “Me next! Me next!” says the sales representative. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, and endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.

“Ok, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says with an angry expression on his face, “I want those two back in the office after lunch if it is feasible.”

Word of the Tragedy 1.10

Three guys were participating in the high rise building construction project: Steve, Bill and Charlie, Steve falls off and is deprived of life instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says depressingly, “Someone should go and tell his wife.” Bill says, “Ok, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff and I am truly a sympathetic person, I’ll do it.” 2 hours later, he comes back carrying a 6-pack of beer.

Charlie says, “Where did you get that, Bill?”“Steve’s wife gave it to me.”

“that’s not reasonable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?”

Bill says, “Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her,‘You must be Steve’s widow.’She said,‘No, I’m not a widow.’And I said, ‘Wanna bet me a six-pack? ’”

Trying to Fly 2.1

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, starting to climb. About and hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and, with immense courage, launched himself off the branch.