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The Boy Who Cried WolfA shepherd-boy, who watched a flock of sheep near a village, brought out the villagers three or four times by crying out, "Wolf! Wolf!" and when his neighbors came to help him, laughed at them for their pains。

The Wolf, however, did truly come at last. The Shepherd-boy, now really alarmed, shouted in an agony of terror: "Pray, do come and help me; the Wolf is killing the sheep"; but no one paid any heed to his cries, nor rendered any assistance. The Wolf, having no cause of fear, at his leisure lacerated or destroyed the whole flock。

There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth。

一个牧童，在一个村子的边上放羊，他三番四次地喊“狼来了”，村民听到后都跑出来帮他，但其实狼并没有来，牧童只是拿他们来开玩笑。

不过，狼，最后真的来了。

这时，牧童真的着急了，他非常害怕地叫喊：“求求你们了，过来帮帮我吧，狼正在吃羊了”，但没有人理他，更没有人来帮他。

结果，那只狼肆无忌惮对羊群大开杀戒，羊群一下子就全毁了。

这故事告诉我们：撒谎的人是没人相信的，即使当他说实话的时候。

幽默英语小故事

幽默英语小故事Once upon a time, there was a man who loved to tell jokes. He was known far and wide for his ability to make people laugh, and he took great pride in his talent. One day, he decided to try his hand at telling jokes in English, even though it was not his native language. He thought it would be a fun challenge, and he was eager to see if he could make people from different cultures laugh.The man started by learning some basic English jokes and practicing them in front of the mirror. He paid close attention to his pronunciation and intonation, making sure that he sounded as natural as possible. After weeks of preparation, he felt confident enough to try out his jokes on a group of English-speaking friends.The man's friends were initially skeptical when he told them that he had jokes to share in English. They knew that English was not his first language, and they were unsure if his jokes would translate well. However, as soon as the man began telling his jokes, their skepticism turned to delight. His delivery was so enthusiastic and his timing so perfect that they found themselves laughing harder than they had in a long time.Encouraged by his friends' positive reactions, the man decided to take his jokes to a wider audience. He started performing at open mic nights and comedy clubs, and before long, he had developed a following of fans who eagerly awaited his next performance. His jokes were a hit not only with English speakers, but also with people from all over the world who appreciated his universal sense of humor.One day, the man was invited to perform at a comedy festival in a foreign country. He was thrilled at the opportunity to share his jokes with an entirely new audience, but he was also nervous about how they would be received. As he took the stage, he could feel the eyes of the crowd on him, and he wondered if his jokes would translate well across cultural boundaries.To his relief and joy, the audience responded to his jokes with uproarious laughter. They appreciated the clever wordplay and the universal themes of his humor, and theymade him feel right at home in their country. The man realized that humor truly knows no borders, and that laughter is a language that everyone can understand.From that day on, the man continued to tell his jokes in English, and he became known as a master of cross-cultural comedy. He proved that no matter where you come from, a good joke will always bring people together and bring joy to their hearts.In the end, the man learned that language is no barrier to humor, and that a good joke will always transcend cultural differences. He continued to spread laughter wherever he went, and he became a beloved figure in the world of comedy. And as he looked back on his journey, he knew that he had found his true calling in making people laugh, no matter what language they spoke.。

适合六年级小学生的英语故事(三篇)

适合六年级小学生的英语故事（三篇）【篇一】Once, a mother pig sent her three little children into the world. They needed to look after themselves.The first pig found some straw, and he built a fine house with straw, and he built a fine house with straw.The second pig built a house with wood.The third pig built a house with stone.One day, a wolf came to straw house, he was hungry.“Little pig let me in! I’m your brother.”“No, no! You are a wolf.”Then the wolf blew down the straw house. The first pig ran to the wooden house.Then the wolf came to the wooden house, too. The two pigs ran to the stone house.The wolf came and blew the stone house. He blew and blew, but the house didn’t fall down. Then wolf was angry, he climbed to the roof and jumped down the chimney.The wolf fell into the pot! Ouch! He ran away.The three little pigs lived happily.There is a bad wolf in the forest. One day he is eatinga lamb. Suddenly a bone sticks in his throat.“Oh, a bone is my throat.” He goes to see a doctor, “Please help me.” The doctor, Mr. Panda says, “Sorry, I can’t help you. The bone is inside.”“What can I do?” the wolf is sad. Then he meets a crane. “Oh, dear crane. Please help me. A bone is in my throat.I will pay for your help.”“Ok. Let me have a try,” the crane says. She pulls out the bone with her bill. “Now I will go. Remember your words. You should pay me,” she says.“Well. Pay you. I remember,” the wolf says. With the words, the wolf bites off the crane’s neck and eats her up.【篇二】As a young man, Al was a skilled artist, a potter with a wife and two fine sons. One night, his older son developed a severe stomachache. Thinking it was only some common intestinal(肠的) disorder, neither Al nor his wife took the condition very seriously . But the boy died suddenly that night.Knowing the death could have been avoided if he had only realized the seriousness of the situation, he always felt he was guilty. To make matters worse, his wife left him a short time later, leaving him alone with his six-year-oldyounger son. The hurt and pain of the two situations were more than Al could stand, and he turned to alcohol for help. In time Al became an alcoholic.As the alcoholism progressed, AL began to lose everything he possessed -- his land, house, etc. Finally Al died alone in a small bar. Hearing of Al's death, I thought, "What a totally wasted life! What a complete failure! "As time went by , I began to revalue my earlier rough judgement . I knew Al's now adult son, Ernie. He is one of the kindest, most caring , most loving men I have ever known.I saw the love between Ernie and his children, thinking that kindness and caring had to come from somewhere .I hadn't heard Ernie talked much about his father. One day, I worked up my courage to ask him what on earth his father had done so that he became such a special person. Ernie said quietly, "As a child until I left home at 18, Al came into my room every night, gave me a kiss and said, "love you, son."Tears came to my eyes as I realized what I had been a fool to judge Al as a failure. He had not left any material possessions behind. But he had been a kind loving father, and left behind his best love.【篇三】Long, long ago, there was a king. Solomon was his name. He was very clever.In his country, there were two women. Theylived in the same house and each had a child.One night, one of the babies died. The dead baby’s mother took the other woman’s baby, and put it in her own bed.The next morning , they had a quarrel.“No, this is my baby!” The dead is yours!”Each one wanted the living baby. So they went to see King Solomon.“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five, each woman one half.” said the King.“Oh. Your Majesty! Give her my baby. Please don’t kill my baby!”Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to her. She is the mother.”God had given Solomon any wish, and he chose wisdom. This I heard from another guard. Icouldn’t believe it! Why hadn’t he picked other things like riches, long life, or the death of his enemies? Now I know why because he is one of the youngest rulers ever and he needs wisdom to rule the people. God thought that it was such a good answer so he gave him wisdom, riches,power and fame.When Pharaoh came to Jerusalem to speak with Solomon, I was called to stand behind KingSolomon. I was listening to their conversation when finally they came to a point. Solomon had made an alliance or a so-called treaty of peaceby marrying Pharaoh’s daughter. I was at their wedding too.I soon overheard about how King Solomon was making a temple to the one and only God above. I was sent to work at the masonry, because I was once a stone mason and they are short of masons so they are pulling everybody with rock carving experience to them asonry. At least I don’t have to worked like those labour slaves have to. They are worked until they are almost dead. It looks like they never stop working. I feel that those labour.。

六年级小学生英语作文（5篇）

【导语】英语作文，是指用英语针对某一内容写出一篇文章，是英语考试最常见的一种题目类型，英语作文要求阅读、写作能力比较高，也是考生最容易失分的题型。

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【篇一】六年级小学生英语作文For most girls, they are so annoyed about what to wear before they get out of the house. They want to make themselves look stunning, as the choice is so hard to make, they will spend a lot of time, then they are always late for the date or the work time. In order to get rid of this problem, a girl chose only one style every day.【篇二】六年级小学生英语作文If we have a book ,we will not be felling of being longlyWhen I'm free or in trouble, I always take out a book and read quietly. In no time, I've put my heart into it so that I'll forget all the troubles. It's in this way that I've formed the habit of reading in any time.Little boys as I was, I was interest in picture books and storybooks. I was struck by them. No sooner had I entered the middle school than I began to read novel, plays, essays and so on. I found I could get much from them. Little by little I took great interest in literature and last term I won the first prize in the composition contest among middle-school students in Zhe Jiang.Reading “The Emperor's New Clothes”, I had to let out a burst of laughter over his fool. “The Little Match Girl” couldn't keep me from crying for her misery. “ Robinson Crusoe” took me into a strange world full of danger. And I was also deeply impressed by Helen Keller's patience and perseverance… Besides these, books also tell me other thing -how to be a man and how to tell the difference between right and wrong. In a word, goodbooks can make me know what I didn't before. So I think of a good book as my best friend.【篇三】六年级小学生英语作文My mother will buy me new clothes in the New Year, which means the new beginning of the year. I am so excited about this present and my parents have rules for me. If I act politely all the year round, they will award me with more expensive dress. This year, I get one and I am so proud of myself.【篇四】六年级小学生英语作文I’m a schoolbag, a blue schoolbag. My master is Jack. He is a pupil in Jinshan Primary School. Everyday Jack holds a lot of things in my belly .They are books、pencils、eraser and ruler. Why he puts all the things in my belly, I think Jack is unfriendly t o me, and I don’t want to work for him any longer. So I hurt my belly, and all the things can’t stay in my belly anymore.In the morning, Jack puts books、pencils、eraser and ruler into a plastic bag and leaves me at home, I feel very happy. But a moment later, I feel lonely. My belly is empty, I miss books、pencils、ruler and so on .I ’m afraid of loneliness and cry loudly .In the evening, Jack comes back with my friends. I’m happy, but I don’t want them to know my happiness, so I pretend to be sleepy.The pe ncils come to me and say:“How are you, dear ? You must get well quickly, you are our warm house.”The books say:“Bag, you are my umbrella, We will never be afraid of rain in your belly .”Eraser says :“You are my safety helmet, I can not be bullied by knife because of your protection.”Ruler says:“Yes ,they are right. Bag, you must keep healthy, you can’t leave us .”At last , Jack says :“My dear bag, you are my best friend, you must get well quickly and go to school with me, all of us need you.”When I hear these words, I feel very ashamed. They treat me as their good friend, but what did I do? So I tell myself to be a good schoolbag and I must provide the best service for them.Now, Jack、books、pencils、eraser and I have a good time everyday.【篇五】六年级小学生英语作文Spring Festival is the most important festival in China. Before the Spring Festival People clean their houses，put red couplets on their gates,and set off firecrackers to drive away the legendary monster “Nian”.On the eve of the Spring Festival, families get together and have a big dinner. Dumplings are the most traditional food.The Spring Festival lasts about 15 days long .People visit relatives and friends with the words “Happy new year”. People enjoy the Spring Festival, during this time they can have a good rest.Children like the festival very much, because they can have delicious food and wear new clothes .They can also get some money from their elders. This money is given to children for good luck.。

英语幽默笑话集锦

英语幽默笑话集锦笑话1：鸡蛋的问题小明问小华：“你怎么知道一个鸡蛋是生的还是熟的？”小华：“很简单，我把鸡蛋放进水里，如果浮起来就是生的，如果沉下去就是熟的。

”小明：“那如果鸡蛋半浮半沉呢？”小华：“那就是半生不熟。

”笑话2：打电话小明用英语给外国朋友打电话：“Hello! Is it Mr. Brown’s residence?”外国朋友说：“I’m sorry, you have the wrong number.”小明再打一次：“Hello! Is it Mrs. Brown’s residence?”外国朋友愤怒地说：“No, I told you already, you have the wrong number!”小明再打一次：“Hello! Is it Mr. Brown’s residence?”外国朋友非常生气：“I can’t believe you called me again! This is not Mr. Brown’s residence!”小明笑着说：“I know, but I just love hearing you say it!”笑话3：父亲的损失小明的父亲对他说：“小明，你知道我为什么戴假发吗？”小明好奇地问：“为什么呢？”父亲严肃地回答：“因为我是个有发言权的人。

”笑话4：天堂和地狱有一天，人们来到上帝面前询问天堂和地狱的存在。

他们问上帝：“天堂和地狱是什么样子的？”上帝微笑着回答：“我带你们去看一看。

”首先，上帝打开了通向地狱的门。

门一打开，他们看到里面是一个宴会厅，摆满了美食和饮料，但每个人手中都拿着又长又粗的筷子，无法把食物送入嘴中。

接着，上帝带着他们去了天堂。

天堂的门打开后，他们看到了和地狱一样的情景，宴会厅里也是美食和饮料满满，每个人同样手中拿着又长又粗的筷子。

但人们却高兴地吃得很满足，因为在天堂里，他们都学会了相互喂食。

笑话5：自动售货机小明走到一个自动售货机前，看见上面写着：“请用英语选择您要购买的商品。

幽默演讲稿2分钟英语作文

幽默演讲稿2分钟英语作文Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,。

Today, I am honored to stand here and share some humorous moments with all of you. Humor is an essential part of our lives, and it has the power to bring people together, lighten the mood, and even relieve stress. Therefore, I would like to present to you a few humorous anecdotes and jokes that will hopefully bring a smile to your faces.Firstly, let me start with a classic joke about a man who goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The doctor replies, "Have you seen an ophthalmologist?" The man responds, "No, just spots."This joke is a great example of how humor can be simple yet effective. It plays on the double meaning of the word "spots" and brings a lighthearted touch to a common situation.Next, I would like to share a funny story about a little boy who was asked by his teacher to spell the word "farm." The boy confidently spells, "F-A-R-M." The teacher then asks him to use the word in a sentence. The boy thinks for a moment and says, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him farm."This story illustrates how humor can arise from innocent misunderstandings and the unexpected responses of children. It reminds us to appreciate the simple and humorous moments in life.Finally, I want to leave you with a humorous quote from the famous comedian, George Carlin. He once said, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." This quote may seem a bit cynical, but it serves as a reminder not to take ourselves too seriously and to find humor in the quirks and absurdities of human nature.In conclusion, humor is a powerful tool that can bring joy, laughter, and a sense of connection to our lives. Whether it's through jokes, stories, or witty observations, humorhas the ability to uplift our spirits and bring us closer together. I hope that these humorous moments have brought a smile to your faces and brightened your day. Thank you for listening, and may laughter always be a part of your lives.。

适合六年级小学生阅读的英语故事(三篇)

适合六年级小学生阅读的英语故事（三篇）适合六年级小学生阅读的英语故事篇一As a young man, Al was a skilled artist, a potter with a wife and two fine sons. One night, his older son developed a severe stomachache. Thinking it was only some common intestinal(肠的) disorder, neither Al nor his wife took the condition very seriously . But the boy died suddenly that night.Knowing the death could have been avoided if he had only realized the seriousness of the situation, he always felt he was guilty. To make matters worse, his wife left him a short time later, leaving him alone with his six-year-old younger son. The hurt and pain of the two situations were more than Al could stand, and he turned to alcohol for help. In time Al became an alcoholic.As the alcoholism progressed, AL began to lose everything he possessed -- his land, house, etc. Finally Al died alone in a small bar. Hearing of Al's death, I thought, "What a totally wasted life! What a complete failure! "As time went by , I began to revalue my earlier rough judgement . I knew Al's now adult son, Ernie. He is one of the kindest, most caring , most loving men I have ever known.I saw the love between Ernie and his children, thinking that kindness and caring had to come from somewhere .I hadn't heard Ernie talked much about his father. One day, I worked up my courage to ask him what on earth his father had done so that he became such a special person. Ernie said quietly, "As a child until I left home at 18, Al came into my room every night, gave me a kiss and said, "love you, son."Tears came to my eyes as I realized what I had been a fool to judge Al as a failure. He had not left any material possessions behind. But he had been a kind loving father, and left behind his best love.适合六年级小学生阅读的英语故事篇二Little Pigs,the Crane and a WolfOnce, a mother pig sent her three little children into the world. They needed to look after themselves.The first pig found some straw, and he built a fine house with straw, and he built a fine house with straw.The second pig built a house with wood.The third pig built a house with stone.One day, a wolf came to straw house, he was hungry.“Little pig let me in! I’m your brother.”“No, no! You are a wolf.”Then the wolf blew down the straw house. The first pig ran to the wooden house.Then the wolf came to the wooden house, too. The two pigs ran to the stone house.The wolf came and blew the stone house. He blew and blew, but the house didn’t fall down. Then wolf was angry, he climbed to the roof and jumped down the chimney.The wolf fell into the pot! Ouch! He ran away.The three little pigs lived happily.There is a bad wolf in the forest. One day he is eating a lamb. Suddenly a bone sticks in his throat.“Oh, a bone is my throat.” He goes to see a doctor, “Please help me.” The doctor, Mr. Panda says, “Sorry, I can’t help you. The bone is inside.”“What can I do?” the wolf is sad. Then he meets a crane. “Oh, dear crane. Please help me. A bone is in my throat.I will pay for your help.”“Ok. Let me have a try,” the crane says. She pulls out the bone with her bill. “Now I will go. Remember your words. You should pay me,” she says.“Well. Pay you. I remember,” the wolf says. With the words, the wolf bites off the crane’s neck and eats her up.适合六年级小学生阅读的英语故事篇三The Clever King SolomonLong, long ago, there was a king. Solomon was his name.He was very clever.In his country, there were two women. They lived in the same house and each had a child.One night, one of the babies died. The dead baby’s mother took the other woman’s baby, and put it in her own bed.The next morning , they had a quarrel.“No, this is my baby!” The dead is yours!”Each one wanted the living baby. So they went to see King Solomon.“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five, each woman one half.” said the King.“Oh. Your Majesty! Give her my baby. Please don’t kill my baby!”Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to her. She is the mother.”God had given Solomon any wish, and he chose wisdom. This I heard from another guard. Icouldn’t believe it! Why hadn’t he picked other things like riches, long life, or the death of his enemies? Now I know why because he is one of the youngest rulers ever and he needs wisdom to rule the people. God thought that it was such a good answer so he gave him wisdom, riches,power and fame.When Pharaoh came to Jerusalem to speak with Solomon, I was called to stand behind KingSolomon. I was listening to their conversation when finally they came to a point.Solomon had made an alliance or a so-called treaty of peace by marrying Pharaoh’s daughter. I was at their wedding too.I soon overheard about how King Solomon was making a temple to the one and only God above. I was sent to work at the masonry, because I was once a stone mason and they are short of masons so they are pulling everybody with rock carving experience to them asonry. At least I don’t have to worked like those labour slaves have to. They are worked until they are almost dead. It looks like they never stop working. I feel that those labour.。

六年级英语口语诵读材料(10篇)

以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（一）I know who God is!A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight." The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（二）Does the dog know the proverb, too?A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right." said a gentleman. " Don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb. 'Barking dogs don't bite'?""Ah, yes." answered the little boy. " I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too.口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（三）Clever SonBrown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was."The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe."What's that, Bobby?" " Horsey, " said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown. “Daddy” Bobby said.口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（四）My DreamsI want to be a teacher when I listen to my teacher carefully. I think I can be a teacher when I grow up. I can help many students learn things well. I can play with my students, too. So we are good friends. I want to be a doctor when I see many doctors save their patients. To be a doctor is really great. I think I can be a doctor when I grow up. Then I can help many people out of danger. I will be the happiest girl in the world. I want to be a reporter when I watch TV every evening. We can get lots of important information from them. They make the world smaller and also make us happy. I would like to be a reporter when I grow up. And I can learn a lot about China and the other countries around the world. I can meet many superstars as well. I have lots of dreams. I think my dreams can come true one day, because there’s an old saying “where there is a will, there is a way.”口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（五）Poor ManLook at this man. What is he doing? He’s carrying a very big box. The box is full of big apples. He wants to put it on the back of his bike and take it home. Can he do that? No, I don’t think so. Why not? Because the box is too full and too heavy. Look! What’s wrong? He drops the box. Poor man!口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（六）Aunt Judy’s BirthdayAunt Judy's birthday is coming. She will be 38 years old. Dad and Mum are going to take me to her house. She lives in Guangzhou. We are going to go there by train. Her birthday party will be on Saturday. We are leaving on Friday afternoon. And we are coming back on Sunday evening. I am going to give my dear Aunt Judy a picture . I am drawing it now. I am drawing some beautiful flowers. I am drawing a small dog, too. That's because she likes dogs. The picture will be very nice.口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（七）A Football MatchIt’s Sunday tomorrow. We are going to watch a football match. It’s between a Japanese team and a Chinese team. The football match is going to be at four o’clock in the afternoon. Our teachers Mr Li and Mr Wang are going to watch the football match with us. We are going there by bike. We think we can come back at about six in the evening.口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（八）I want to write a letterI want to write a letterTo tell my new friend Taylor My English is now better And I can read much faster. I want to write a letter To tell my new friend Peter My English is now better And I can speak much louder.口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！（将表格内的小星星涂满，觉得自己是几颗星就涂几颗）以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（九）My School LifeHello, my name is Susan. I am thirteen years old. I am tall and strong. My hair is short. I study in a primary school . I am good at English and Chinese. Lily and Lucy are my good friends. They are twin sisters. They look the same. Lily is twelve . She is forty minutes older than Lucy. And she is a little taller than Lucy. They are in the same school, but in different classes. Lucy is my classmate. They live near my house. After school we often go home together. We do homework togrther too. Becase they are not good at Chinese, I often help them with Chinse. Sometimes on Sundays, we play games and go for a walk in the park together.口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！以诵读为快乐，让书香伴成长！同学们，诵读英语，感悟英语的魅力，相信自己，坚持不懈，一定会说出一口标准流利的英语！六年级英语口语诵读材料（十）SeasonsIn autumn, when the leaves start to fall,I like to run, jump and kick a ball.In winter, when there’s lots of snow,The cold winds start to blow and blow.I stay at home and wait for spring ,And the fine weather it’s going to bring.I wait for summer when the sun is hot,Then I can play games and swim a lot.口语评价表格___________________同学，你的这篇诵读读得怎么样了？给自己打个分吧！11。

210530705_English_Jokes_英语笑话

河南固始信合外国语小学陈妮妮编译English Jokes 英语笑话1. A toothbrush and a broom牙刷和扫帚甲：当这把牙刷老了的时候，它会变成什么呢？乙：一把扫帚。

A: What will the toothbrush become when it grows older?B: A broom.792. An automobile汽车甲：什么东西由10个字母组成，而且还靠汽油发动？乙：汽车。

A: What has ten letters and starts with gas?B: An automobile.3. Because the bed won 't come to you因为床不会到你这里来孩子：爸爸，我为什么要去床上睡觉？爸爸：因为床不会到你这里来。

Kid: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed?Dad: Because the bed won’t come to you.4. Tonight is the final game今晚是决赛一个男人晚上睡不着，所以他去看医生。

他对医生说：“医生，每天晚上我都在梦中踢足球。

”医生说：“吃这些药，它们会帮助你睡好的。

”男人说：“我不能接受它们，因为今晚是决赛。

”A man could not fall asleep at night, so he went to a doctor. He said to the doctor, “Doctor, every night in my dream I am playing soccer.”The doctor said, “Take these pills. They will help you sleep better.”The man said, “I can’t take them, as tonight is the final game.”5. Because there was extra time因为有加时赛汤姆是一名小学生。

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6年级英语自我介绍中文互译（通用5篇）6年级英语中文互译篇1Hello everyone, My name is ×××. I am 13 years old this year, the sixth grade, I immediately have to face the beginning of a small rise. I am a lovely girl, have big eyes, small nose and rosy lips. I study in the first primary school, I like English, but I also like reading, swimming, singing and skating. That is why I am.大家好,我叫×××.我今年十三岁了,我在上六年级,马上就要面临小升初了.我是一个可爱的女孩,有大眼睛,小鼻子和红润的嘴唇.我在第一小学读书,我喜欢英语,而且我还喜欢看书,游泳,唱歌和溜冰.这就是我.6年级英语自我介绍中文互译篇2Hello everyone, My name is ANGELA. I am 13 years old this year, the sixth grade, I immediately have to face the beginning of a small rise. I am a lovely girl, have big eyes, small nose and rosy lips. I was ... the first primary school, I like English, but I also like reading, swimming, singing and skating. That is why I am.大家好，我叫ANGELA。

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六年级英语故事（必备8篇）六年级英语故事第1篇Look for a FriendSam is a little fish。

He lives in the sea。

He is very lonely。

He wants to have a friend。

The friend looks like him。

Sam sees an ink fish。

The ink fish has eight legs。

He doesn’t look like Sam。

So Sam goes away。

Sam meets a shark。

He wants to say hello to the shark。

The shark opens his big mouth。

Sam runs away quickly。

Sam is tired and hungry。

He wants to have a rest。

Then he sees a round fish。

She says to him。

“Hello! Would you like to be my friend?” Sam answers: “Of course! But you are round。

I am flat。

”The round fish days: “But we are both fishes。

”Sam thinks and says，“You are right。

Let’s be friends。

”They bee good friends。

找朋友塞姆是一条小鱼，他在海里。

他生在海里。

他很孤独，想要找一个朋友，那个朋友看起来要想他。

塞姆看见一条墨鱼。

墨鱼有8条腿，看上去不像塞姆。

所以塞姆游走了。

塞姆遇见一条鲨鱼。

他想跟鲨鱼问好。

鲨鱼张开大嘴，塞姆有迅速地逃走了。

塞姆又累又饿，他要休息一会儿。

这时他看见一条圆鱼，圆鱼对他说：“你好!你愿意做我的朋友吗?”塞姆回答：“好哇!可你是圆形的，我是扁的。

六年级小学生英语作文(精选14篇)

六年级小学生英语作文(精选14篇)小学六年级英语作文篇一Hello! My name is Wang Yueqi. My English name is Steven. I'm a boy. I'm twelve. I'm in Class 2, Grade 6. In our class, every student has an English name. Our classroom is wide and bright. There are forty-six students in my class.We have Chinese, maths, English, science, music, art and PE lessons every day. Our English teacher is Mr Zhang. He speaks English well. He is very kind to us. My classmates love him very much. We like to play football with him after class. We read English every morning. We say Hello! and See you later! to all the teachers in our school in English. Other teachers say Good morning. and Sit down, please. to us in English, too. We are all glad to hear that. So we are very happy in our school life.小学六年级英语作文篇二When I was very small, I stayed at my hometown with my grandma. She is a deligent woman, she likes to grow vegetables and takes care of all the house chores. Though my parents ask her to quit these work, my grandma refuses. She takes what she does as her great joy. I understand her, because I see her smile and be satisfied with life.六年级英语作文篇三请以你所在的学校“育英小学”描写你的学校。

小学六年级英语作文(带翻译)10篇

小学六年级英语作文(带翻译)10篇小学（六班级英语）（作文）其实考查的是学生的综合运用能力，作文要表达出一个完整的意思。

今天在这里给大家整理了一些小学六班级（英语作文），我们一起来看看吧！小学六班级英语作文(一)This summer, I move to a new city with my parents, and I transfer to a new school. I used to live in the countryside, so my new life is so different from before. The school is a little far from my home, so I go to school by bus. After school, I have many activities in school. Classmates are friendly to me. I learn English now. Its so interesting that I like it very much. Besides, life in city is different. There are many interesting places to go. At weekends, my parents take me outside. We go to the park, the zoo or go shopping. But we are not so familiar with our neighbors. I think we should build good relationship with them.这个夏天，我和爸爸妈妈搬到了一个新的城市生活，我也转到了新的学校上学。

以前，我住在乡下，所以我现在的生活和以前有很大不同。

学校离我的家稍远，所以我要坐公交车去上学。

英语幽默小故事100字六年级

英语幽默小故事100字六年级病人和他的大夫A woman complained that her husband constantly hung around the house，doing or saying nothing. To please her, he went to see a psychiatrist.“Just lie down on the couch and we'll talk. "the doctor told him. "If you think of something to say, fine. If not，maybe next time.”一位妇女总是抱怨其丈夫在家里转来转去，无所事是，为了使老婆高兴，他找到了精神病学专家。

“你就躺在沙发上，我们来谈谈。

”精神病医生告诉他:“如呆你想起什么就说，没有的话，下次再讲也行。

”The guy got himself comfortable and fell fast asleep. At the end of the hour，the doctor woke hirn up and said，"That will be all for today —$100，please. "The patient paid and left.这位男士舒适地躺在沙发上，很快就入睡了。

到了一小时，大夫唤醒了他说:“今天就到这儿吧，请交100元。

”病人付了钱之后就走了，从此，那个人每周三、四来就诊。

每次，他总是一句话也不说，光是睡觉，而且每次都付钱。

第三周，病人来后坐下，然后又跳了起来。

The man came back every Tuesday and Thursday after that. Each time，he fell asleep without saying a word，but paid the fee. The third week, the patient came in，sat down and then jumped right up again."Aha,"，marveled the doctor. "Have you thought of something to say?"“啊哈!”大夫惊喜道，“你想出要说的话了吗?”"Yes，do you need a partner ?" “是的，你需要一个助手吗?”。

英语幽默故事小短文

英语幽默故事小短文Once upon a time, there was a man who loved to tell jokes. He was known as the funniest person in his village, and people would gather around him just to hear his latest joke or funny story. One day, he decided to take his humor to the next level and try his luck in the big city.As soon as he arrived in the city, he started telling his jokes to everyone he met. At first, people laughed and enjoyed his humor, but soon they started to get tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again. The man didn't realize that he needed to come up with new material if he wanted to keep people entertained.One day, he came across a comedy club and decided to give it a try. He signed up for an open mic night and got on stage to perform. However, as soon as he started telling his jokes, the audience didn't find them funny at all. They were all bored and unimpressed with his performance.Feeling dejected, the man went to a nearby park to clear his head. As he sat on a bench, he noticed a group of children playing and laughing together. He couldn't help but smile at their innocence and joy. Suddenly, he had an idea. He decided to start telling his jokes to the children, and to his surprise, they found him absolutely hilarious.The man realized that he had been trying too hard to impress the wrong audience. From that day on, he became known as the best children's entertainer in the city. He would perform at birthday parties and school events, bringing laughter and joy to all the children he met.The moral of the story is that sometimes, we need to change our approach and find the right audience for our talents. Just because one group of people doesn't appreciate us, it doesn't mean that there isn't another audience out there who will love what we have to offer. We should always be open to new opportunities and never give up on sharing our gifts with the world. Laughter is a universal language, and there will always be someoneout there who will appreciate our sense of humor. So, let's keep spreading joy and happiness wherever we go!。

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六年级小学生英语日记（5篇）【篇一】六年级小学生英语日记This morning I got up at six clock. Then I brushed my teeth and washed my face. After that I had breakfast with my parents. At noon I went to my grandparents; house and visited my aunts uncles and cousins. In the afternoon we made dumplings together. In the evening we had dumplings sweet and sour pork and lots of nice dishes for dinner. After dinner my parents and I went home. We set off fireworks and went to bed then. We were all very happy. That was a nice Spring Festival.【篇二】六年级小学生英语日记As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things. They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character. In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends. This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books. Reading is a good thing, but we must pay great attention to the choice of books. It is true that we can derive benefits from good books. However, bad books will do us more harm than good.【篇三】六年级小学生英语日记Today is Tree Planting Day. At 7:30 in the morning, all the students in our class met at the school gate.We walked to the park. Miss Gao and other teachers went and worked with us. All the students worked very hard, and we planted about 200 trees. Though we were dirty and tired, we still felt very happy. 【篇四】六年级小学生英语日记I went to the countryside to spend my summer holidays this year. I liked green plants, clear rivers and lovely amimals there.I breathed the fresh air on the mountain and sometimes I went swimming in the river.I kept a diary every day. I liked not only the scene of the countryside, but also the people there. I helped them to do farm work. I also helped the children in the neighbourhood with their lessons. The children were interested in English. They were good at reading and writing, but did not do well in listening and speaking.I helped them improve their listening and speaking. Their parents thought highly of me. I realized that knowledge is greatly needed in the countryside.【篇五】六年级小学生英语日记I love my family,because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher.His name is Jacky.He is thirty-eight.He likes playing basketball.What’s my mother jop?Is she a teacher?Yes,you’re right!My mother is very kind and nice,she is thirty-seven.My mother isalways laborious work.I love my parents!On Staurday and Sunday,I often go to the library and play the piano,My father go to play basketball.Sometimes,we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family.Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together!。

六年级上册英语课本对话及短文（最新编写-修订版）

UNIT1 ALiu:how do you go to school,Sarah?Sarah:My home is near .usually i go to school on foot .sometimes I go by bike.what about you?Liu: usually go to school by bus.Zhang:Sarah,let`s go to the park this afternoon .Sarah: Great!But how do we go to the park ?Zhang:It`s easy .Come to my home by bike .We can go to the bus stop on foot .Then we go to the park by bus.Sarah:OK.But where is your home?Zhang:My home is near the post office .Sarch :Which floor?Zhang :The fifth floor ,Room 5A.Sarah:OK!This afternoon. See you at 2 o`clock .Zhang :See you then!Jim:How can i get to Zhongshan Park?Chen:You can go by the No.15 bus.Jim :Can i go on foot?Chen :Sure,if you like .It`s not far.The traffic lights are the same in every country .there are always three lights:red,yellow andgreen.Red means "Stop".Yellow means "Wait",and green means "Go".In China,drivers drive onthe right side of the road.In the US,drive on the right side,too. In England and Australia,however,drivers drive on the left side of the road .If you go by car ,by bike or onfoot,you must know the traffic rules.UNIT2Liu:Excuse me,is there a cinema near here?Policeman:Yes,there is.Liu:Where is the cinema,please?Policeman:It`s next to the hospital.Liu;Is it far from here?Policeman:No,it`s not far.Liu :Thank you.Policeman:You`re welcome.Chen:What are you going to do after school?Mike:I want to buy a pair of shoes.Where is the shoe store?Chen :It`s next to the hospital.Mike :How can i get to the hospital ?Chen:You can go by the No.301 bus.Get off at the cinema.Then walk straight for there minutes.The hospital is on the left.Mike :Thank you .Chen :You are welcome.Amy :Excuse me.Where is the post office?Wu:It`s east of the cinema.Amy:And then?Wu:Turn left at the cinema ,then go straight .It`s on the left.Amy :Thank you!Dear amy:Please come to my twelfth birthday party at 6pm on Saturday .Now let me tell you how to come:1.Start from the bus stop in front of our school.2.Take the No.17 bus3.Get off at the post office.4.Walk east for three minutes.5.Find the white building on the left.6.Look for me near the door.Yours,SarahUNIT3Wu:What are you going to do on the weekend?John;I`m going to visit my grandparents this weekend.Wu:Is it far?John :Yes,so i am going by train.Hi,this is LiuYun.I`m going to have a busy weekend!On Saturday,i am going to the bookstore by subway.I`m going to buy a new CD and some story-books.Then,i am going to go home and read the new books .On Sunday ,i am going to the supermarket with my mother .We`re going after lunch .Then, in the evening ,i am going to visit my aunt .We are going to watch TV together.That will be fun!What about you?What are you going to do on the weekend?Amy:Where are you going this afternoon?Chen :I`m going to the bookstore.Amy:What are you going to buy?Chen:I`m going to buy a comic book.Amy:When are you going ?Chen:I am going at 3 o`clock.Chen :What are you going to do this weekend?Sarah:I`m going to plant trees.Chen :Plant trees?Sarah:Yes.I need some plants.So i am going to the plant shop.What else?Let me see.....Chen:Are you going to use any books?Sarah:Yes.I`m going to the bookstore.I`m go to buy a magazine about plants.Chen: That`s great!Sarah:I want to be a science teacher one day!Amy: Wow do we go to the park?Chen: We can go by bike! Go straight from here. Then turn right. It's next to the hospital. Come on! Let's go!Amy: No! Wait a minute.It's a red light.Chen: Here it is, the north gate of the park.Amy: The north gate? I want to go to the pet shop at the south gate. There is a big ice-skating area. Chen: It's not far from here.we can go to the pet shop first. Then,we're going to ice-skate together! Amy: Yeah!Mike: What are you going to do this afternoon?Zhang:I`m going to visit my grandparents.Mike:How do you get there?Zhang:I get there by subway.Mike:where do you live?Zhang:Their home is next to the Science Bookstore.I turn left at the traffic lights in front of the subway station,then go straight.Their home is on the left.Mike:I`m going to the Science Bookstore this afternoon!I want to buy a new book.Zhang:Let`s go together after lunch.UNIT4Wu:What`s your hobby?John:I like collecting stamps.What about you ?Wu:Me too.There is a stamp show on Sunday.Let`s go together.John:I have a friend.He likes collecting stamps,too.Can he go with us?Wu:Sure!To:*****************From:****************Dear LiuYun,I am happy to have a new pen pal.I live in Australia.I like swimming,diving ,and riding my bike. My twin sister Ann likes drawing pictures and making kites .I likes sports ,but she likes art .We look the same,but we don`t like the same things.Tell me something。

译林版英语六年级上册小短文练习(适合基础薄弱的学生)

1.介绍上周末的活动What a day!It was sunny and windy last Sunday.I got up late in the morning.I did my homework.Then,I went to the park with my friends by bike.We flew kites and had a picnic in the park.In the afternoon,we saw a new film.We had a good time.2.介绍你的假期活动My holidayI went to Beijing for my holiday.I went there with my family by plane.We went to the Great Wall.It was great.We visited the Summer Palace.It was a nice park.We saw many interesting things.We had some nice food.We had a good time.3.说说你家的变化。

Twenty years ago,my grandpa read newspapers for news.My father wrote letters to his friends.My mother bought things from shops.Now,my grandpa watches news on the Internet.He reads e-books too.My father has a mobile phone. He can call people anywhere.My mother does shopping on the Internet.4.介绍过去和现在的你。

Then and nowSix years ago,I was a little child.I could run.I could draw.I couldn’t read.I couldn’t write.Now I am a student.I can read books.I can write stories.I can do many things.5.介绍你妈妈二十年前和现在的变化。