英语幽默小故事

男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还 是两次，我忘记了.
女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的 错误。

英语幽默小故事
I'veJust Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I'vejust bitten my tongue! "
poisonous adj.有毒的
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个 干什 么？” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet !''
你会说多少英文？
"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是 多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎 不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。" 法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？ " 被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！"
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice? Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.