英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

四人英语话剧剧本ASunnyDayParty

四人英语话剧剧本A Sunny Day PartyA：Rabbit B：Mountain C：Tree D：RiverSummaryThis story talks about some nature members want to have a party one day. But the party becomes a condem.Prologue:(The voice-over) It’s a beautiful sunny day! A little white rabbit jump out of her hole and run here and there happily. Then the story begins……ACT 1:Rabbit: Hello everybody! I’m the rabbit. I’m looking for someone else to have a party because, you know, a sunny day like this is hard to meet these days. I’ve not see n it for several weeks!River: (Flowing in the desktop now and saying) I’m the river. I’m enjoy myself andyou can feel it from my song:“一条大河，波浪宽，风吹稻花香两岸……”(The rabbit step forward and interrupt him)Rabbit: Hello River! Nice to meet you.River: Nice to meet you, too.Rabbit: What are you doing here?River: Just singing,“一条大河……”(Look at Rabbit) and ready to go!Rabbit: Wait! Wait!River: Um? Is there anything I can do for you?Rabbit: Would you please have a party with me?River: Have a party?(愕然,look at her, then laugh) A river with a little grey rabbit?Rabbit: I’m white, not grey! (angrily) You look!River: Oh! Are you white? (look around) But there’s grey in my eyes!Rabbit: No! you can’t say that!River: Ok, ok! You say there’s a pa rty?Rabbit: (turn to smile) Yeah, I think we can raise a party!River: (laugh) To raise a party need several people. And there can be several!Rabbit: We can invite other guys to join us! There comes from one to two.River: (think) Ok, let’s go!ACT 2:(Mountain and Tree 上)Mountain: I’m the Mountain, not a hill. So, there are so many trees here with me,(骄傲地) and……Tree: Okay, okay! (转向大家) Morning everyone, I’m the Tree—an old tree for a hundred years. (turn the face to Mountain) So, I’m owned by you, er?Mountain: Yeah, yeah….That’s what I want to say….(不好意思地冲Tree笑。

大学英语四人情景短剧

角色：四个大学生，名字分别是：A，B，C，D。

（旁白）我们一直在想，所谓的大学究竟应该是怎样，我们一直在迷茫，为什么自己已经回不到高中时期的状态，于是很多人迷失了自己觉得现在的大学配不上自己，于是很多人与曾经的梦想渐行渐远，于是很多人选择了这样的生活。

（在四人间的寝室里，灯光昏暗，三台电脑全开，背景音乐是摇滚乐，十分吵杂，配合有不断地鼠标点击的声音，还有打游戏时的喊声。

）C：唉，又死了。

这垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！垃圾键盘，该死鼠标！D：哈哈，小撸怡情，大撸伤身，樯橹灰飞烟灭。

王跃同志是你不行吧，不要勉强。

C：什么竟敢怀疑我的能力，好歹我也是在咱们寝室积极推广LOL文化第一人好不好B: 哎哎，你两别吵了，我在跟媳妇视屏呢，声音小点好不。

C：哦，原来呀，我说网速咋这么慢。

（敲门声响起，寝室里停止讲话）B：（上前开门，诧异状）张松一天不见你了，干啥去了A：（拿着书本，满脸疲倦，走进寝室）老样子，还是去自习。

D：（转过身来）我就一直不明白，这是大学了，还起早贪黑上什么自习呀。

C：其实吧，我也挺想改变一下自己。

有时候我老想像他一样每天做一点事，真的不能这样浑浑噩噩了。

现在这般的生活确实很惬意，只是完了之后老是有一种愧疚感。

B：你们这么一说，我更加觉得我们对不起自己了。

跟你们说个事吧，其实我一直就有个梦想，只是到了大学渐渐地把它抛在了脑后A：说说吧C：嗯，以前我想当一个企业家，创造出属于自己的一个商业帝国，为了这个梦想我曾经付出了很多努力，可是，唉，但是看看现在，自己一直萎靡不振，大家应该也有梦想吧。

B：我进入大学的时候曾满怀壮志，想要学好我的专业知识，成为一流人才，为了自己能更好的活着而努力。

A：其实吧，我的梦想很简单，就是以后可以和一个自己爱并爱着自己的人过着简单的生活，但要做到这点不是很容易，所以我很珍惜所拥有的每一天。

D：我的梦想是做一位美食家，我想吃遍天下美食，然后把它们推向世界，中国美食有着中国上下五千年文化的积蕴，不应该泯灭在历史的长河中，可现在我离梦想越走越远。

四人英语话剧剧本

四人英语话剧剧本They are using ladders to pick our oranges。

This is outrageous!Little what will happen to us if they take all our oranges?go talk to the other orange families and see if they have any ideas.They all exit the stage)XXX场景二：果园中的会议A XXX.The XXX)XXX:We need to come up with a plan to XXX.XXX:We could hire security guards to watch over our orchard.Sister:Or we could build a fence around our orchard to keep them out.if we just hide all the oranges so they can’t find them?are all good ideas。

but we need to make a n quickly before it’s too late.They all exit the stage)XXX场景三：果园中的行动XXX XXX.The orange family is putting their plan into n)start building the fence around our orchard.I’ll call the security company to hire some guards to help us. .Little I help too?Father:Of course。

we all need to work XXX.They all exit the stage)XXX场景四：果园中的胜利XXX.The XXX)to our hard work and n。

英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）

英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）早上上学路上问候、乐于助人的小故事On the way to school 路上A &B: Good morning , C and D.晚上好。

C& D: Good morning A and B. How are you?晚上好,你们怎么样？A &B: We are very fine. Thank you我们很好。

谢谢。

A：B, what do you like? 你喜欢什么？B：I like dancing and drawing. 我喜欢跳舞和画画。

What about you？你呢？A：I like swimming and dancing. 我喜欢游泳和跳舞D：I like swimming too！我也喜欢游泳C：Oh，Dear！I forget to take my pencil！（焦虑）天哪! 我忘了拿我的铅笔了I want to go home！我想回家！All：It’s eight o’clock. It’s too late!（提醒）八点钟了。

太迟了！D：Don’t worry. I have seven pencils. I can give you one.别担心。

我有7支铅笔。

我能给你一只。

A：I have six pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。

我有6支铅笔。

我也能给你一只。

B：I have five pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。

我有5支铅笔。

我也能给你一只。

C：Thank you all. Now I have 3 pencils.谢谢大家。

现在我有3支铅笔了。

I will return them to you after school.我将会放学后归还。

英语四人话剧剧本

话剧剧本(The voice-over) It’s a beautiful sunny day! A little white rabbit jump out of her hole and run here and there happily. Then the story begins…Rabbit: Hello everybody! I’m the rabbit. I’m loo for someone else to have a party .because, you know, a sunny day like this is hard to meet these days. I’ve not see it for several weeks!River: (Flowing in the desktop now and saying) I’m the river. I’m enjoy myself andyou can feel it from my song:“一条大河，波浪宽，风吹花香两岸……”(The rabbit step forward and interrupt him)Rabbit: Hello River! Nice to meet you.River: Nice to meet you too.Rabbit: What are you doing here?River: Just singing,“一条大河……”(Look at Rabbit) and ready to go!Rabbit: Wait! Wait!River: Um? Is there anything I can do for you?Rabbit: Would you please have a party with me?River: Have a party?(愕然,look at her, then laugh) A river with a little grey rabbit?Rabbit: I’m white, not grey! (angrily) You look!River: Oh! Are you white? (look around) But there’s grey in my eyes!Rabbit: No! you can’t say that!River: Ok, ok! You say there’s a party?Rabbit:(turn to smile) Yeah, I think we can raise a party!River:(laugh) To raise a party need several people. And there can be several!Rabbit: We can invite other guys to join us! There comes from one to two.River:(think) Ok, let’s go!ACT 2:(Mountain and Tree 上)Mountain: I’m the Mountain, not a hill. So, there are so many trees here with me,(骄傲地) and……Tree: Okay, okay! (转向大家) Morning everyone, I’m the Tree—an old tree for a hundred years. (turn the face to Mountain) So, I’m owned by you, er?Mountain: Yeah, yeah….That’s what I want to say….(不好意思地冲Tree笑。

英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）

英语4人小情景剧（greetingsandhelp）On the way to school 路上A&B: Good morning ,C and D.晚上好。

C&D: Good morningA and B. How are you?晚上好,你们怎么样？A&B: We are very fine. Thank you我们很好。

谢谢。

A：B, what do you like? 你喜欢什么？B：I like dancing and drawing. 我喜欢跳舞和画画。

What about you？你呢？A：I like swimming and dancing. 我喜欢游泳和跳舞D：I like swimmingtoo！我也喜欢游泳C：Oh，Dear！I forget to take my pencil！（焦虑）天哪! 我忘了拿我的铅笔了I want to go home！我想回家！All：It’s eight o’clock. It’s too late!（提醒）八点钟了。

太迟了！D：Don’t worry. I have seven pencils. I can give you one.别担心。

我有7支铅笔。

我能给你一只。

A：I have six pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。

我有6支铅笔。

我也能给你一只。

B：I have five pencils. I can give you one too .别担心。

我有5支铅笔。

我也能给你一只。

C：Thank you all. Now I have 3pencils.谢谢大家。

现在我有3支铅笔了。

I will return them to you after school.我将会放学后归还。

英语幽默短剧剧本

英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.篇二：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

4人英语短剧剧本

4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......a。

四人英语小短剧简单幽默

四人英语小短剧简单幽默Sure, I"d be happy to help you with a four-person English short剧 that is both simple and幽默! Here"s a challenge:Title: The Lost KeyCharacters:-John, a friendly and粗心大意 young man-Mia, a curious and brave girl-Charlie, a intelligent and thoughtful boy-Dave, a jolly and joyful的男孩Scene: A small cozy room with a bed, a table, a chair, and a TV. The room is filled with various books, images, and objects that make up the scenery.Act 1:At first, John and Mia don"t understand each other"s languages. However, they quickly learn to communicate through body language and facial expressions. John suggests they should find the key to their room while Mia suggests they should look for a hidden treasure.Act 2:As they search the room, they discover a hidden button that leads to a hidden floor. As they push the button, a voice tells them that the key to their room is in the room. However, beforethey can step forward to take the key, a group of people come in and try to抢 the key.Act 3:Mia and John fight off the group of people and manage to take the key. As they open the door, they see a stunning view of the city. However, just as they"re about to leave, a man出现在他们的面前, offering to buy the key from them.Act 4:The group of people who tried to抢走 the key quickly realize they were wrong and apologizes to Mia and John. They explain that they are just a group of friends who wanted to help each other out. John, Mia, Charlie, and Dave decide to stay together and continue their adventure. As they explore the city, they have many new and interesting experiences and make many new friends.I hope this short剧 idea works for you! Let me know if you have any other questions or if you need any help with the script.。

大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)

Scene ⅰ:地点(at campus)人物:kevin Jason and RitaJason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起,你还好吗?Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊!J: you pick? 是你捡的吗?Kevin: Shut up !谁说的!R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗?K: Jasson ? Rita ?Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了,我们找个安静的地方聊吧K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊?你怎么了?我以为你毕业后会过的很好R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人,怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方?K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothingat all. 因为我没钱、没工作,甚至连住的地方都没有,一无所有。

校园四人英语话剧剧本

校园四人英语话剧剧本（One day, the class is over ,student A and B walk together.）A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.B: I have no idea no. How about you?A:I intend to go to the Baotu Spring ,It’s said that it is a good interest of place. B: En ,yes ,it is the first spring of the world.A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.B: About it let me think.(Student A and B come across C.)C: Hi!What do you discuss?A: Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.C: Where do you plan to go?A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.B: Really?How about the sight of it?C: Very great! There are so many birds and trees. When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.B: Really?C: Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.B:How great!Is this Baotu Spring?C:Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.A:It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.B:En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.C:It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.A:It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.C:Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(惨案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(耻辱),which happened on May Third.A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.A:Ok！C:May you have a good time!A:Thank you!What about you ?C:En,I want to climb Mount Tai.A:Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!B:It is so famous for its majesty(雄伟).A:When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?C:Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美丽极了).B:A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.A: en, health and strength is above all gold.C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information abouthow to get to Mount Tai. See you later!A:Take care of yourself!B:See you!D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.D: Holiday?A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What’s your plan?D: Oh, I don’t have an idea. Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.B: Why? What happened?D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.B: That is a pity!D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.A: Never mind. It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.B: May you make it!A: Where there is a will there’s a way.D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.A: See you!。

4人英语话剧剧本 Whose Fault

4人英语话剧剧本Whose FaultWhose FaultCastMr. GreenMiss BluePoliceNurseDoctorDaughter--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(Green Garden St.)(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)Police: What's happened?Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...(Quarrel again ...)Police: Has any one been injured?Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.Miss Blue: I ache all over too.(Both of them mourn painfully...)Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene II(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)Nurse: Who is injured?(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...) Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..(Miss Blue leaves.)Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you? Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...Mr. Green: What? An injection?(Nurse takes out the syringe)Nurse: Where do you want to inject?(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave. Nurse: Wait! Don't go...(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(T aiwan House)(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for... (Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)。

大学生英语幽默短剧剧本_0

大学生英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B 变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,Iwill ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don’t mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can’t understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey’s intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I’m sorry(小声) S: What?T: I’m sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)篇二：孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本焦仲卿johnny(j for short)刘兰芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)强盗burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

英语四人小情景剧(birthday and the use of adjectives)

A’s birthday A’s 生日场景1（早晨）A：Today is my birthday. Will my friends come to my birthday party？今天是我生日。

我的朋友会来我的生日聚会吗？（担忧中）场景2（班级下课休息中）B: What day is it today, C?今天是星期几？C：It’s Monday today.今天星期一.B: What ‘s the date today, C? 今天几号？C：It’s January the third(Jan 3rd) today.今天一月三日.B：Ohh！Today is A’s birthday. 今天是A’s 生日。

D：Yes. Today is A’s birthday. 今天是A’s 生日。

All：（高兴、跳起）：Yes, yes! We are going to her home. Here are gifts for her! （举起礼物）是的，是的，我们要去她家，这是为她准备的礼物！场景3（A的家中）All：May we come in, A？我们能进来吗？(高兴地)A：Come in, please!请进！(高兴地)B：Happy birthday , A!（递上）Here you are. It’s a beautiful wooden car for you 生日快乐，送给你,是为你准备的漂亮的木质汽车.C：Happy birthday , A!（递上）Here you are. It’s a nice American toy for you 生日快乐，送给你,是为你准备的好看的美国玩具.D: Happy birthday , A!（递上）Here you are. It’s a funny birthday card for you 生日快乐，送给你,是为你准备的有趣的生日卡片.A：Thank you very much. I like them very much. 谢谢你们，我非常喜欢它们。

4人英语短剧剧本

4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游]Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......a。

搞笑英语四人短剧

S:kneel down!!! AOBAi!(严厉的表情)AO: pardon?S:do you have breakfast? do you need some water to eat....and some food to drink? Mr AO(害怕)AO:en!NO!(不屑一顾)dear emperor, what's the matter??E:oh no no everything goes well,,,you know ,you can kill anyone so easy? So Shall we play some boxing game !Just have fun !AO;oh?(疑惑)of course ! with who ?E;haha it's xiaobao right here!AO:haha ,OK,You know "keep your feet in your own court." ButI must give him a lesson!E: OK,let's begin!S:Ladies and Gentlemen , welcome to our boxing competition. Allow me to introduce to you the participants. On my right, is Mr.AO From China and on my left is Mr.WEI from china too,Tonight both of them will compete for the Championship. Ladies and Gentlemen , kindly give them a loud applause . Thank you .!打斗一会，韦见打不过鳌拜，开始想拯救办法（对话）W：I am disappointed with you!(叹气)A:why did you say that? Come on !you will die!W:I am so disappointed with you!！（叹气！）A:What?Why? What do you mean? I am not an insult!W:I means that you can't play CS? a popular computer game!Old man ! How disappointed!!A:what game?W：CS？A:CS？I can't play??Are you serious?W:definitely!A OK! (藐视！)You asked for it.!W:OK my patience has ended!Where shall my blood be spilled ! A:Don’t waste my time anymore!Let's begin, I could kill you ! 二人开始play cs！。

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