chicken run部分台词(可用于英语对话练习)

Chicken run

G 那只母鸡R 公鸡T 农场女主人F ,一只老公鸡GU 农场男主人

T: 22 and nine. 14 shillings and 3 pence. 7 and 6 pence times 3. 2 and 9. 4 Pence halfpenny. D-oh! Stupid, worthless creatures! I’m sick and tired of making minuscule profits（蝇头小利）.

GU: Oh, yes. Those chickens are up to something.

T: Quiet. I’m onto something.

GU: They’re organized. I know it.

T: I said, quiet.

GU: That ginger one(黄母鸡). I reckon she’s their leader.

T: Mr. Tweedy! I may finally have found a way to make us Some real money around here and what are you on about? Ridiculous notions(荒唐的想法) of escaping chickens.

GU But…but…

T: It’s all in you head, Mr. Tweedy. Say it!

GU It’s all in me head. It’s all in me head.

T Now, you keep telling yourself that, because I don’t want to hear another word about it. Is that clear?

GU Yes, love. But you know that ginger one…

T They’re chickens, you dolt（呆子）! Apart from you, they’re the most stupid creatures on this planet(星球). They don’t plot(策划), they don’t scheme（搞阴谋）, and they are not organized!

G Order! Order! Quiet everyone. Settle down 。Now, I know our last escape attempt（尝试）was a bit of a fiasco（惨败）, but Mac and I have come up with a brand-new plan. We tried going under the wireabcand that didn't work。So, the

plan is...we go over it. Think, everyone, think. What haven’t we tried yet?

1 We haven’t tried not trying to escape. Hmm. That might work.

G What about Edwina? How many more empty nests（巢）will it take?

1 Perhaps it wouldn’t be empty if she’d spent more time laying and less time escaping”.

G So laying eggs all your life…and then getting plucked（拔毛）, stuffed（塞）and roasted （烤）is good enough for you，is it?

Babs It’s a living.

G You know what the problem is? The fences aren’t just round the farm. They’re up here in your heads. There’s a better place out there somewhere beyond that hill and it has wide-open spaces and lots of trees…and grass. Can you imagine that? Cool, green grass.

Babs Who feeds us?

G We feed ourselves.

Babs Well, where’s the farm?

G There is no farm.

Babs Then where does the farmer live?

G There is no farmer, Babs.

Babs Is he on holiday?

G He isn’t anywhere. Don’t you get it? There’s no morning head count, no farmers, no dogs and coops and keys…and no fences.

1 In all my life I’ve never heard such a fantastic…--------Load of tripe（英国俚语：废话!）oh, face the facts, ducks. The chances of us getting’ out of here are a million to one.

G Then there’s still a chance. O, no, oh, no, oh, no. what am I doing? Who are you trying to foo l? You can’t lead this bunch of…Oh, heaven help us.

G That’s it. This is our way out of here.We’ll fly out!

GU what….what…What's all this, then?

T This is our future, Mr. Tweedy. No more wasting time with petty egg collection and minuscule profits

GU No more eggs?But we've always been egg farmers. Me father and his father and all their fathers. They was always…

T Poor! Worthless. Nothings. But all that's about to change. This will take Tweedy's farm out of the dark ages... and into full-scale automated production.

GU Melisha Tweedy will be poor no longer. I'll put it together, then, shall I? Ooh, that's champion, that is.What is it?

T It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out

GU Ooh! What kind of pies?

T Apple.

GU Apple.- My favorite!

T Chicken pies, Imagine it。In less than a fortnight,every grocers' in the county... will be stocked with box upon box... of Mrs. Tweedy's Homemade Chicken Pies。