英语小品
初中英语舞台剧1
1、羊羊与灰太狼学生英语小品剧本，片名：一把“枪”.剧情：喜羊羊一伙儿在一起玩，灰太狼突然袭击，进行抓捕，把美羊羊、懒羊羊抓走了。
慢羊羊糊涂地给了喜羊羊一把假枪，喜羊羊与暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懒羊羊。
它们被喜羊羊与沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假枪解救，回到羊村后才发现这是假枪。
最后以红太狼灰太狼被定住结束。
道具：两把玩具枪。
人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖）出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head) 灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼 Red Big Wolf情节对话：（喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽）喜：What can we play today?美：We have nothing to play.It’s dull!懒：I have a good idea. （睡意朦胧）喜、沸：What idea do you have? （好奇）懒：Let’s sleep! （自信满满）暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责）灰：Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前）美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away! （惊恐了一大跳）（羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊）灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!（灰太狼紧追美羊羊）美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help! （神情紧张）灰：It’s too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊）喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you!（灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊）懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张）灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I’m hungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha! （灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡）-------------------地点转换（在狼堡）----------------------------红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats! （激动）灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner,I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊）-----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）----------------------慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick! （着急）沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way!喜：There’s only one key.Let’s goto wolf’s houseand save them!暖：What? I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous !（表现出害怕的样子）慢：Ng.This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊）喜：That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat! （握住拳头）暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house!（气势磅礴）（喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋）-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you! （贪婪野蛮）美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing?（无助）懒：Let me sleep,xu.（乐观派）美：Ah!Don’t sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don’t sleep,I will give you candy!懒：Really?I love candy !（懒羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊点点头）（喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到达，并使劲敲门）灰：Who?Oh, wife.Maybe are the other goats!Let me catch them.（喜羊羊拿住枪，准备瞄准；灰太狼打开门）灰：Oh,it’s pleasant goat！I’ll get you for my dinner!喜：Big-big-wolf.Goodbye!（Bang!!!!!!!!!!!）（开枪）（灰太狼突然动不了了）暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great!（赞美）灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can’t I move?!（喜羊羊笑了笑，把枪给了沸羊羊）喜：Force goat,give you gun.Let me save them.沸：Ok!...Ng.Red big wolf！you will finish!（喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懒羊羊,沸羊羊把枪对准红太狼）红：What are you going to do?little fat goats? （害怕）沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang!!!!!)（沸羊羊向红太狼开枪；红太狼动不了了）美，懒：Thank you,Pleasant-goat!（感激不尽）暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly!(美羊羊，懒羊羊逃了出来)红：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah! （红太狼挣扎）美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye! （亲切）懒：Pretty-goat,where’s my candy? （天真好奇）美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no candy.Sorry?Don’t blame me!（违约）懒：What?My candy!My God!...Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（无奈的）暖：Don’t sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to our house!（命令）（懒羊羊随即被叫醒，并打了个哈欠，之后羊群到达羊村）慢:Pleasant goat, you’re very good! Give me special gun.（迎接）沸：Here you are.Village Head.慢：Ah,that’s not true the special gun.This is true!（激动地拿出真枪）暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑无比）慢：If this false gun,Big big wolf can’t move for ten days!（大声）懒：Ha ha.Ng……And do we win?喜，沸，暖，美：Yes!We win! （羊们笑着说）-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------红：Big-big-wolf,Where are our goats?Where?you, you,I hate you!Ah!You are foolish! （动不了了）灰：Wu……Awful pleasant-goat,I must eat you the first!And I’m sure come back soon（哭着说）2、龟兔赛跑(Hare and tortoise)Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）The hare and the tortoise will have a match again.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。
英语小品剧本
《英语小品剧本：误会一场》场景一：公园长椅角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）（汤姆坐在公园的长椅上，手里拿着一本英语书，莉莉和迈克悄悄走近）Tom:（自言自语）这个单词怎么念来着？oh, it's "misunderstanding"。
Lily:（轻声对迈克说）你看，汤姆又在学英语了，咱们去逗逗他。
Mike: 好主意！（莉莉和迈克走到汤姆身边）Lily: 嘿，汤姆，你在学英语呢？我们来帮你练习练习吧！Tom: 哦，是你们啊，那太好了，我正愁没人陪我练习呢。
Mike: 那我们就开始吧！我先来一个句子。
Mike: "I saw a cat in the tree."Tom:（疑惑）嗯？树上怎么会有猫呢？是不是应该说成"I saw a bird in the tree."？Lily:（偷笑）汤姆，你太可爱了。
迈克说的是猫，不是鸟。
Tom:（尴尬）哦，原来是这样，那我来造一个句子吧。
Tom: "Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a lion."Mike:（故作惊讶）哇，汤姆，你昨天去动物园看到狮子了？太厉害了！Lily:（捂嘴笑）迈克，你别逗他了。
汤姆，你继续。
Lily:（调侃）汤姆，你该不会是说她喜欢吃苹果核吧？Tom:（苦笑）不是不是，我是说她喜欢吃苹果。
你们别逗我了，我都被你们弄晕了。
Mike: 哈哈，汤姆，我们就是想让你放松一下，不要太紧张。
其实你的英语进步很大，继续加油哦！场景二：咖啡店角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）、Sarah（莎拉）（汤姆、莉莉和迈克在咖啡店坐下，莎拉是服务员）Sarah: 欢迎光临，请问你们需要点些什么？Tom:（尝试用英语点单）I'd like a cup of coffee, please.Sarah:（微笑）Sure, would you like any sugar or milk with that?Tom:（犹豫）Uh, just a little sugar, thank you.Lily:（帮汤姆补充）And two pieces of cake, please. One chocolate and one strawberry.Sarah:（点头）Alright, one coffee with a little sugar, and two pieces of cake. Anything else?Mike:（开玩笑）Can we have a slice of the sky? I heardit's delicious.Sarah:（忍俊不禁）I'm afraid we're all out of sky today, sir. But we do have a nice view of it through the window.Tom:（笑）Mike, you're so funny. Thanks, Sarah.Lily: 汤姆，你刚才点单的表现很不错嘛！Mike:（提议）对了，我们不如来模拟一下日常对话，这样可以帮助汤姆更好地练习英语。
英语三人短剧搞笑
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemenA:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soupUm looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
五人英语小品剧本经典英语小品剧本参考
五人英语小品剧本经典英语小品剧本参考BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.BOSSY: Just wine is enough。
OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.BOSSY: You old witch!DAISY (cry):Help!NOISY: Shall we go to the park?LAZY: Good idea!CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.LAZY: Daddy?BOSSY:。
LAZY: You look so handsome today。
LAZY: 。
and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.DAISY: Stop!。
Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!CRAZY: What! I。
英语私人小品剧本六篇
英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
晚会年会小品剧本：英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版
小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛：到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰调情~~~赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。
这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。
Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调！！毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。
Uncle Zhao 情调（qíng diào）All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。
Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？Yadar What bag? 毛毛：我没拿包啊。
英语小品
武松打虎Part One: drinking wine! Action!武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! （加进舞蹈）The girl is dangerous.潘金莲：You just mistake me. I am the most beautiful and pretty women in the street!(pretty women音乐响起）,your brother is gone. I will go back to my hometown to spend my life. Good night, ladies and gentlemen!(潘金莲退场）武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine!小二：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer?武松：（晕晕乎乎地）How much is the XO?小二：1880 ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)。
武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some er guo tou! It’s strong enough.小二：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are.武松：Anything to eat?小二：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza?武松：Ten pizzas, please.小二: Here you are!武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!（小二上了两碗酒武松喝了，却是不再倒了）武松：I want more wine. Why not serve me?服务员！怎么不倒酒了？小二：Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way! 客官，要比萨饼就给您，这酒就不添了。
英文情景喜剧
英语小品剧本 -- 英文小短剧人物：A:衣衫褴褛Begger B:衣着光鲜Gentleman C: 小花 Flower D: 小草 G rass E: 椅子Chair F: 新闻记者Journalist（B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前）A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to d ie.B：（厌恶）让开，让开。
（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）B:get away,get away,dirty man.A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）A：sir，sir！B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eit her.C：他真愚蠢啊C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）D:yes,yes.A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）A:but....sir....please listen to me.....B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stup id.E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D：是啊是啊D:yes,yes!!与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
英文小品
英语小品剧本《追星》人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主旁白经纪人旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说（趴在讲台上睡）（进入梦乡）旁白：In her dream……(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)A：Are you …are you that …super star?(激动地说不出话)明星：（随意的回答）Yes, what’s wrong?A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)A: Can you give me your signature?(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)明星：Ok ,of course!A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!C: No, give it to me, to me!!!(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，)A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)A：Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjre ctives to describe them.(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)车主：Look out!A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go tobed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)旁白：In her third dream(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)经纪人：One by one, Don’t be wrought-upA: Yeah, I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.（到B）B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.明星：Thank you(B下，C上)C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?明星：Sure.(两人抱了一下)（到A）A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.(过来一会儿)A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)（突然起身）A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!。
英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版
小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。
本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。
）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛：到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰调情~~~赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。
这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。
Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调！！毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。
Uncle Zhao 情调（qíng diào）All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。
Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？Yadar What bag? 毛毛：我没拿包啊。
英语小品幽默经典十则
英语小品幽默经典十则（一）成功法则Y oung doctor: Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success? Father: Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly.年轻的医生：哦，爸，现在我都挂牌开诊了，你能给我些成功法则吗？父亲：总是把药方写的难以辨认，而账单却清清楚楚。
（二）She Didn’t Say AnythingA mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.“She didn’t say anything.”（三）I Have T urned It OverA woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and t hen said, “I don’t think it’s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”（四）ImprovementOne student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."（四）进步一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样？”“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。
英语小品6人搞笑简短
英语小品6人搞笑简短Scene: A living room. Six people are sitting around, talking.Person 1: So, I was thinking, we should do something fun this weekend.Person 2: Like what?Person 3: I know! We can go to the movies.Person 4: That's a great idea. What movie do you want to see?Person 5: I don't know. I'm not really in the mood for anything too serious.Person 6: Me neither. Let's see if there's anything funny playing.Person 1: Okay, I'll check the listings.(Person 1 gets up and goes to the computer.)。
Person 2: So, what do you think we should do after the movie?Person 3: We could go out to dinner.Person 4: That sounds good to me.Person 5: Me too.Person 6: Where should we go?Person 1: (Comes back from the computer.) There's a new comedy playing at the theater down the street. It looks pretty good.Person 2: That sounds like fun.Person 3: I'm in.Person 4: Me too.Person 5: Let's do it.Person 6: Great. I'll buy the tickets.(Everyone gets up and starts to leave.)。
搞笑小学英语小品剧本.doc
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台]兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
英语小品简短4人
英语小品简短4人1.四人英语小品带翻译简单明了龟兔赛跑（Hareandtortoise）Bird:Friends,friends,comehereandhavealook.（伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatchagain.（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。
）Monkey:Thehareandthetortoisewillhaveamatch？（小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？）Didn'tthehareloselastyear?Whydothatagain？（小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？）Bird:Yes,theharelostthematchlastyear,andhermotherwastooangr ytoeatanythingintwodays.（是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。
）Motherhareorderthemtohaveamatchagainthisyear.（兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。
）Monkey:Oh,soitis.（原来是这样。
）Together:(Music)。
!Monkey:Everybody,thematchbegins.（各就各位，比赛开始了。
）I'mthereferee.（我是裁判）Hareandtortoise,ready？（小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？）Motherhare:Honey!Honey!Comeon！（亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！）Havesomecoffee.（喝些咖啡。
）Hare:Mom,oh,Ican'tdrinkitall.（妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。
）Motherhare:Itcanhelpyoukeepalertontheway.（它可以让你精精神神的。
）Mylittledear!Drinkitquickly！（亲爱的！快点喝了它！）Monkey:Motherhare,thematchisgoingtobegin.（兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。
8人英语小品剧本
Buying MedicineCharacters:X ------Xiao FeiS ------ ShopkeeperD ----- Doctor LiO- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 ----- )Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 ----- )H ---- He zhenwu, a Japanese spyW ----- WomanJ ----- JapaneseScene1( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone.Ws: ( T ogether) Good evening, Dr Li.D: Hello, let me examine you.W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)D:(Help s him up)Y our leg d iscloses yo u!L et m e hav e a lo ok.Ah,it’s go ing worse.Let me put somemedicine on y ou.W1:No,it isn’t necessary.There is li t t le m ed icine left.Go tolo ok after thatyoung man. He has a highfever. He seems fainted.D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have no ne.Fe e d h imthe se last thre e p ills with warm w ater.What e lse can I d o?There’sno medicine left.W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down andhave a good rest.W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.( J ust then, Xiao Fei comes in.)X: Be quiet everybody. Y ou must have a good r est. This is o rder, you know.W1: But there’s no medicine left.X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.D: Have you got any money?X: No.D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who g ave up his life to the re volutio n a fe w d ays ag o.It m u stn’t g o to o the r p e o p le’shands.D: But how can you get the medicine without money?X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.D and Ws: Be careful!Scene2( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing awoman)W: Help! Help!H:You needn’t cry.There’s nobody else here.Let me a m r r y yo u and m ake yourself noble.W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)X: Stop! D on’t bully Chinese woman!H:It’s non e o f yo ur b usine s s!Go away.X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. Theyb egin a fig ht.W pu ts on h is clothes W and beg ins to p ull H’s leg.X knocks Hdown)X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.X:L e t yo u g o?Y o u’ll co n tinue to kill and b ully Chine se!(X p u ts his socks in to H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)Scene 3(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.X: Here you are!J1 & J2: ( After reading i t.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)S:Who’s it?X:It’s m e,a cust o m e r.S: (To O1) Gotoanswer the door.O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.S: What can I do far you?X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?X:We’ll send you the money in a few days’time.Quick,this is o rd e r. ( Shows him his g un.)S: All right! All right!S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicineO1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.O1: All right. ( He closes it.)S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs himto s top. X rides towards himand knocks himout. J1 begins to s hort athim. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills themwith twoshots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)J3: Oh, here he is!js:(To g e ther)Do n’t m o ve!Ha nd s up!H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)H: Ouch! I belongto J apanese army.J5:Don’t listen to him.He’s lying.Put himin our car.L et’s g o.(They g odown.)X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets someJapanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)D: Here comes our hero.Ws: Congratulations.X: T hank you, everybody.。
英语戏剧小品剧本
刘姥姥进大观园人物：贾母、凤姐、贾宝玉、林黛玉、薛宝钗、丫环甲、丫环乙1 刘姥姥跟随贾母进大观园贾母——This way please .in laws. Let`s visit the grand view garden . (刘姥姥一边迎着，一边四处张望，不断惊叹)刘姥姥——Oh…It`s so beautiful !..My god !...Oh my lady ga-ga !(凤姐带一丫头迎面走来，丫头手捧着一盆鲜花)凤姐（笑上前）——Lady luck !You arrive so early .I was sending to pinch a daisy .(丫头将花捧上前)贾——em….How fragrant it smells .(对刘姥姥说)come and dress flowers .(风姐拉过刘姥姥，众人将她围住)凤——Come on .let me dress you .(在刘姥姥头上插满鲜花) 刘——This is the first time I wear flowers ,how lucky I was !丫环甲——You should pull it down and fell on her face .She let you into an old witchdress .刘——Ha ha .. Although I`m older ,when I was younger .I was also romantic .I love these flowers and rouge , simply be the old romantic today .2 (众人说着笑着往前走，至一羊肠石子路，丫头欲伸手扶刘姥姥走) 丫环乙——Mrs Liu .be careful on slipperly and don`t slide by moss .刘——Rest your heart ,girl we take the familiar .but ou should care your embroidered shoes don`t stick the mud .(话音刚落，刘姥姥脚下一滑，摔个四脚朝天，众人见了都哈哈大笑) 贾母——It`s so impolite ,you should go holding her ,rather than just stood laughing !(刘姥姥憨笑着从地上爬起来)刘——Oh no no why do I slap in myself ?贾母——Are you ok ? whether damage to the waist ? Call girls to massange to you .刘——Oh no thanks . I`m well well .Don`t worry .3 宝、黛上场（黛玉在前，宝玉追上）宝玉——My dear …My honey ..My sweety…waite me please !黛玉——Oh dear don`t call that .it will let people joke of me . 宝——Well ok .I renember .I just want to say .you look so beautiful in this dress like an angel .黛——Really ?Thank you …(二人亲密状)薛宝钗手拿玩偶，一手拿长针，一边扎手中的玩偶，一边狠狠地说薛宝钗——I hate you ! I hate you !You must return my BAO YU .宝玉做疼痛状，最后倒在地上，黛玉惊恐，正欲呼救，宝钗迅速上前，抱住宝玉，慌张。
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黄锐： "anta, i feel flying in the sky."
安踏，飞一般Βιβλιοθήκη 感觉 李孟昕： "how do you feel wearing so many famous brand?"
你穿那么多名牌是什么感觉？
黄锐： "belide， wonderful every day!"
达先燊：One day ,teachers look two persons climbing the wall out of the school, but caught by the teachers.
一天，老师们看见两个人从墙爬进学校，但是被他们抓住了。
王琪譞：Why are you
怎么是你们？
美特斯邦威，不走寻常路
李孟昕： " how do you climb over such a high wall?"
那你是如何翻过这么高的墙的呢？
黄锐：" li ning, anything is possible."
李宁，一切皆有可能
李孟昕： "which feeling do you feel when you climb over the wall?"
王琪譞: it's yours!
是你的啦（害羞）
胡弘毅：mine？(repeat several times)
我的？（重复几次）
李孟昕: your yi da, your yi da, your families are all yi da! I know, she must have seen the green vegetables of yesterday on your teeth!
我昨天听说你从墙上翻进校园的，为什么今天不翻墙了呢？
黄锐： "anta ，I choose I like."
安踏，我选择，我喜欢
龙科吉：" don't wear vest in the school，don't you know？"
不让穿背心进学校你不知道吗？
黄锐： "wear what is what, semir clothing."
穿什么是什么，森马服饰
李孟昕： "oh？are you sure？I want to fire you!"
哦？是吗？我要开除你！
黄锐： "oh my god，why?"
我的天哪，为什么？
李孟昕： "my zone, I make decision by myself!"
我的地盘，我坐主！
拜丽德，精彩每一天
达先燊：The second day he go to school from the door .
第二天，他（黄锐）从大门走进学校
龙科吉： "i heard you climb over the wall into school yesterday ，why don't you climb over the wall today?"
哦，这不是昨天的而是前天的（猥琐的笑）
李孟昕：wait a moment， now，I want to know why don't you walk from school door?"
等一下，我现在想知道你为什么不从学校大门那边走呢？
黄锐： "metersbonwe, don't walk in unusual way."
你的益达，你的益达，你全家都是益达啊，她一定是看到你牙上的绿菜叶了！
胡弘毅:you must be jealous of me!
你这是在嫉妒我
王琪譞：hey, it still has in your teeth!
嘿，现在在你的牙上呢！
胡弘毅: oh，it's not yesterday,but it was the day before yesterday!
胡弘毅：yes，i am
是的，是我。
王琪譞：This is good for teeth!
这个对牙齿好哦（转身要走）
胡弘毅： hey,it's your yi da!
嘿，这是你的益达
王琪譞： it is your yi da!
是你的益达
胡弘毅: no, it's yours!
不，是你的益达