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搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can d o many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。

树站回后台]兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装打手机。

英语小品剧本--ThePocketMoney[优秀范文五篇]

英语小品剧本--ThePocketMoney[优秀范文五篇]第一篇：英语小品剧本 -- The Pocket Money英语小品剧本--The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly!What can I do? The students will eat me!And they will be ill!Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat!(给它穿上)Wow!Now it’s so beautiful!Haha……C: Oh, no!Don’t sell me!I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.（Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweet candies!…… M: Oh, Alice!Look!Candies!A: Yeah!I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies!Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever.(爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK?(同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK!Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。

英语小品剧本

《英语小品剧本：误会一场》场景一：公园长椅角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）（汤姆坐在公园的长椅上，手里拿着一本英语书，莉莉和迈克悄悄走近）Tom:（自言自语）这个单词怎么念来着？oh, it's "misunderstanding"。

Lily:（轻声对迈克说）你看，汤姆又在学英语了，咱们去逗逗他。

Mike: 好主意！（莉莉和迈克走到汤姆身边）Lily: 嘿，汤姆，你在学英语呢？我们来帮你练习练习吧！Tom: 哦，是你们啊，那太好了，我正愁没人陪我练习呢。

Mike: 那我们就开始吧！我先来一个句子。

Mike: "I saw a cat in the tree."Tom:（疑惑）嗯？树上怎么会有猫呢？是不是应该说成"I saw a bird in the tree."？Lily:（偷笑）汤姆，你太可爱了。

迈克说的是猫，不是鸟。

Tom:（尴尬）哦，原来是这样，那我来造一个句子吧。

Tom: "Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a lion."Mike:（故作惊讶）哇，汤姆，你昨天去动物园看到狮子了？太厉害了！Lily:（捂嘴笑）迈克，你别逗他了。

汤姆，你继续。

Lily:（调侃）汤姆，你该不会是说她喜欢吃苹果核吧？Tom:（苦笑）不是不是，我是说她喜欢吃苹果。

你们别逗我了，我都被你们弄晕了。

Mike: 哈哈，汤姆，我们就是想让你放松一下，不要太紧张。

其实你的英语进步很大，继续加油哦！场景二：咖啡店角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）、Sarah（莎拉）（汤姆、莉莉和迈克在咖啡店坐下，莎拉是服务员）Sarah: 欢迎光临，请问你们需要点些什么？Tom:（尝试用英语点单）I'd like a cup of coffee, please.Sarah:（微笑）Sure, would you like any sugar or milk with that?Tom:（犹豫）Uh, just a little sugar, thank you.Lily:（帮汤姆补充）And two pieces of cake, please. One chocolate and one strawberry.Sarah:（点头）Alright, one coffee with a little sugar, and two pieces of cake. Anything else?Mike:（开玩笑）Can we have a slice of the sky? I heardit's delicious.Sarah:（忍俊不禁）I'm afraid we're all out of sky today, sir. But we do have a nice view of it through the window.Tom:（笑）Mike, you're so funny. Thanks, Sarah.Lily: 汤姆，你刚才点单的表现很不错嘛！Mike:（提议）对了，我们不如来模拟一下日常对话，这样可以帮助汤姆更好地练习英语。

英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧完整版

英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧集团标准化办公室：[VV986T-J682P28-JP266L8-68PNN]英语短剧六（3）班刘靖怡开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：A：乞丐 A: Hello, I am a beggar.【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。

】B：商人 B: Hello, I am a businessman.【商人：你好，我是一个商人。

】E：椅子 E: Hello, I am a chair.【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。

】F：记者 F: Hello, I am a reporter.【记者：你好，我是个记者。

】剧本正文：A: Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread. I am hungry to die.【A：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。

我快饿死了。

】B: Get away, get away, dirty man.【B：走开，走开，肮脏的人。

】A: But…sir…Please listen to me！【A：但是…先生的…请听我说！】E: Oh，Man are always very tired.【E：唉，男人总是很烦。

】E: Sir! You lost your wallet! You can be a little smarter?【E：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗】F: Good morning, everybody. I saw a very weird thing——a chair opensits mouth. Now, I will interview the two Witness.【F：早上好，各位。

我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。

现在，我将采访两个目击者。

】B: The chair can speak! Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)【B：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad. We needn't take notice of him. Let me interview the other man. “Hello, sir. Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?【F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。

《拔牙》-英语搞笑小品剧本

《拔牙》-英语搞笑小品剧本ASIDE：Tom is a professional dentist, he graduated from California University. He didn’t like working in hospital, so he started dens hospital. First day, this hospital starts working.December 21st, 2014In the dens hospital（Jerry捂着牙，面目狰狞的进入诊所，这时Tom与Jerry 说话）Tom: Hi, good morning.Jerry: Good morning, doctor.Tom: Yeah, what’s your name?Jerry: I’m Jerry, nice to meet you!Tom: I’m Tom, nice to meet you, too!（Tom领着Jerry来到会诊室，Jerry坐在椅子上，Tom坐在桌子另一边）Tom: Next, what’s your matter?Jerry: I feel bad, my tooth is very painful, and I can’t bear it! Tom: Let me see your tooth, you should open your month and say”Ah”.Jerry: Ah~~~（Tom拿着手电筒，在Jerry嘴里照来照去）Tom: Yeah, your tooth is bad, I come to count it. One, two, three, four…Oh, my god, your tooth is very bad!（Tom走开，Jerry起来并说话）Jerry: Doctor, what should I do?Tom: I think you should take your tooth, this is good idea. Jerry: NO!!! That sound bad, I hate to take my tooth, it is very painful!Tom: Oh, yeah. Although you dislike taking your tooth, you should take some medicine.Jerry: That’s good, so what medicine should I take? Tom: I see……（Tom翻药方书）You should take it（Tom 指了指书）.Jerry: “Aspirin”?Tom: Yeah~~~~Jerry: How much is it?Tom: You should take it for three days, you give me 107 dollars.Jerry: Unh~~~although it is expensive, I should buy it.（Jerry掏兜，掏出107美元）Jerry: Here you are.Tom: Yeah, this is your medicine, you should come here after 3 days.Jerry: Thank you, doctor, goodbye.Tom: Bye-bye.After 3 daysDecember 24th, 2014ASIDE: Three days is past. Jerry took some dens medicine, but Jerry felt his tooth is very painful, he had to come to this dens hospital.（Jerry还是捂着嘴进入诊所）Jerry: Doctor, I think this medicine is no useful.Tom: Why? Do you feel much better?Jerry: No! I feel more terrible after taking some medicine. Tom: Jerry, I must take your tooth.Jerry: All right, I agree with you, you should take my tooth. Tom: Yeah, you should open your mouth.（Jerry张着嘴，Tom拿着个钳子，给Jerry拔牙）Jerry: You should give me some local anesthetic.Tom: I think you can’t pain, this time is short.Terry: Yeah~~~（Tom开始往外拽牙）Jerry: Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!!Tom: Do you feel painful?Jerry: Yeah!Tom: Don’t wrong, wait a minute.（Tom使劲一拽，牙被拽了下来）Jerry: Ah!!! It is too pain!Tom: You should see your tooth.Jerry: E~~~ this tooth is well, it isn’t bad.（Tom舔了舔自己的牙，感觉不对，敲了一下自己的头，恍然大悟，猛然反应过来，奔向镜子。

英语私人小品剧本六篇

英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。

英语小品表演

Visitor 1:zhang mengtian；visitor2：Hu xiaochun；security：Cao chuanchuan；tour guide：Song fangming；shop assistant：Gan yuan；导游带着游客走进商场，说：This is our biggest market in this city. Welcome everyone to visit.两个游客（1和2）都表示抱怨，说：商场有什么好玩的，什么破旅游公司（自由发挥）。

visitor2：Oh, my god. I don’t shopping. It’s girl’s interest.)Visitor 1：There is nothing fun in the mall.The bad travelling company.导游说：Shopping is a part of tourism，I hope you enjoying yourselves.但是游客还是无奈的跟着导游走进了商场。

这时候保安笑脸相迎，说：( Welcome ! I hope you have a fun time)。

导游说：thank you！游客表示很不屑，游客1说：倘若真是这样那也不错。

（Visitor 1:If that is true ,it is also good.）游客2接着说：我觉得肯定没这么好的事。

(visitor2But I got a bad feeling. Mr. Song,can I wait for you outside.)于是导游带着游客来到了珠宝专柜，店员说：欢迎各位游客，今天是圣诞大酬宾，商品全部特价，原价九千九百九十九的现在只要四千九百九十九就可以带回家，千万不要错过！（welcome to our shopping-mall, today is Christmas day, all the goods on sale have discount, the goods which its original price was 9999 yuan now just cost 4999 yuan, you cannot miss it.）店员接着说：这是我们新款的首饰，是国际知名大师设计，我们的商品全部由国家权威认证，质量和外观都有很好的保证。

英语小话剧剧本(精选11篇)

英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。

以下是小编整理的英语小话剧剧本，希望对大家有所帮助。

英语小话剧剧本1时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨地点：鸟语花香的动物王国人物：Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。

一路上他又唱又跳，兴奋极了。

在小河边，他碰到了Mr Cat.Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr. Cat.Whatre you doing ?Cat:（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck .Theres a big fish in the river .Im hungry ,but I cant get it .Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mr. Cat抓到了鱼。

）Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal .Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind .Duck:Thats all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .Im going to my grandmothers home .Bye-bye!Cat:Bye-bye!（Little Duck继续赶路。

忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。

）Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk.Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。

情景剧剧本范文英语八分钟

情景剧剧本范文英语八分钟Title: "The Magic of Friendship"Scene 1: School Playground.(Three friends, Alice, Bob, and Charlie, are playing basketball on a sunny afternoon.)。

Alice: (Shooting the ball) Guys, did you hear about the talent show next week? We should definitely do something together!Bob: (Dribbling the ball) Yeah, that sounds fun! But what should we do? Singing? Dancing?Charlie: (Jumping to grab the ball) I don't know about singing or dancing, but I do have a great idea for a skit!Alice: (Excitedly) Oh, really? What is it?Charlie: (神秘地) It's a secret for now, but I promise it will be hilarious and everyone will love it!Bob: (Curious) Come on, Charlie, spill the beans! We're your friends, after all.Charlie: (Smiling) Alright, alright. It's about three friends who are given a magic wand and have to use it to save the world from an evil wizard.Alice: (Laughing) That sounds crazy, but I love it!I'll be the brave warrior princess!Bob: (Shrugging) Fine, I'll be the smart wizard. But Charlie, you have to tell me, what am I supposed to do as the comic relief?Charlie: (Smirking) You'll see, Bob. It's going to be epic!(They continue playing basketball and laughing, unaware of the evil wizard watching them from a nearby tree.)。

英语小品剧本3篇

英语小品剧本3篇英语小品剧本3一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了许多惊奇的事情。

烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。

CastErin Chang: RobberDebby Tsai: Police officerSerrin Lee: Betel nut girlAlec Zhao: Ghost studentLeo Lee: Taxi driverYi-ling Chen: Pregnant womanSummaryThis story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I〞m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there〞s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you〞re going to Chong-Shan North Road?Betel nut girl: Um, I〞m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You〞re probably not married since you〞re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?Tommy: Um...miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don〞t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy: What...what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I〞ll scream!Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.Tommy: Where are you going?Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.Tommy: You〞re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must bevery tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman: Yeah. It〞s almost nine months.Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.Pregnant woman: Thank you.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Are you ok?Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: We〞re almost there.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Here we are.Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?Tommy: Aren〞t you going into labor?Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It〞s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy: Practice! All right... well, the total is one hundred twentydollars.Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber: Get out of here, quickly!Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy: Where do you want to go?Robber: Shut up! Just drive!Tommy: Hey...Hey. Be careful, there〞s no eye in bullets.Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.Robber: Hum...your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy: Oh.. .. e on, don〞t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don〞t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.Robber: .... I don〞t want to do this ...really... but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail...I really have no choice.Tommy: Don〞t be so sad.... Here is tissue.Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!Tommy: But...but...but....Robber: Just hand it to me or I〞ll become a really bad guy!!Tommy: I don〞t want to die yet.The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and....Police officer: Show me your license and registration.Tommy: But...sir....I got a robber in my back....Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.Tommy: Not your business? But...Police officer: Here〞s your ticket. You were speeding.Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn〞t drive fast enough, she〞d shoot me.Police officer: And where is the robber?Tommy: Just right over....what!! She〞s gone; she was here just now....Police officer: See....your lie is stupid... Remember to take the ticket.Tommy: Sir! Sir!Tommy: I〞m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone〞s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy: Um...can you say it more clearly? I don〞t know where your home is.Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy: No problem. Um... it〞s an unusual place to live.Ghost student: Yes. It〞s very special. My ancestors all lived here.Tommy: Oh! You〞ve lived here for a long time, right?Ghost student: That〞s right.Tommy: Here we are, but I don〞t see any houses around. By the way, it〞s so dark here.Ghost student: Don〞t be so surprised. We〞re in the mountain.Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?Tommy: Um...The total is 100 dollars.Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.Tommy: That〞s OK, I can give you change.Ghost student: There you go.Tommy: Um... What〞s this?Ghost student: Money.Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!...This is...ghost money...(screaming)。

英文情景喜剧

英语小品剧本 -- 英文小短剧人物：A:衣衫褴褛Begger B:衣着光鲜Gentleman C: 小花 Flower D: 小草 G rass E: 椅子Chair F: 新闻记者Journalist（B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前）A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to d ie.B：（厌恶）让开，让开。

（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）B:get away,get away,dirty man.A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）A：sir，sir！B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eit her.C：他真愚蠢啊C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）D:yes,yes.A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）A:but....sir....please listen to me.....B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stup id.E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D：是啊是啊D:yes,yes!!与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版

小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。

本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。

）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛：到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰调情~~~赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。

这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。

Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调！！毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。

Uncle Zhao 情调（qíng diào）All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。

Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？Yadar What bag? 毛毛：我没拿包啊。

英语幽默短剧剧本

英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本thepocketmoney零用钱scene1（atsalesman’shome）哎呀！现在是时候做糖果了。

（看表）first,puttheflouronthetable.然后，水，糖，面粉。

（说和做）nowpress,press……哦，我的脏手！没有关系！就这样！（漫不经心的表情）press,press……天哪！没有关系！就这样！press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sok,hehehe……nowletmecutitintopieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs英文短剧本旁白：很久以前，有一位雪白王后，名叫谢哈达普雷蒂·多赫特纳米德。

孩子出生后不久，王后就走了。

女王嫁给了另一位女王。

这位继母非常嫉妒。

她整日整夜穿着雪白的衣服，强迫自己做家务，比如拖地、打扫地板、搬运水等等。

皇后：mirror,mirror,onthewall.whoisthefairestoftheall?魔镜：是的，陛下！我想你是天上掉下来的。

但这是一位年轻女士。

sheisaswhiteassnow，asredasroseandasblackasebony。

Sheismuchmore Beautifulthanyou。

皇后：sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?whoisshe?tellmequickly.第二部分：搞笑英语戏剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》有趣的七人剧本《西门吹雪》和《叶谷城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：攻打紫荆城之巅旁白：aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.鸟儿在公园里跳舞。

amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.另一种热系统管理方法。

英语小品幽默经典十则

英语小品幽默经典十则（一）成功法则Y oung doctor: Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success? Father: Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly.年轻的医生：哦，爸，现在我都挂牌开诊了，你能给我些成功法则吗？父亲：总是把药方写的难以辨认，而账单却清清楚楚。

（二）She Didn’t Say AnythingA mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。

“How do you know?” asked her father.“She didn’t say anything.”（三）I Have T urned It OverA woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and t hen said, “I don’t think it’s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”（四）ImprovementOne student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."（四）进步一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样？”“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。

8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）

8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）第一篇：8分钟英语小品剧本Keep Away From The Net Bar场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。

2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。

快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。

3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。

对T om 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。

剧中人物：T om，boss，Ms.Wu，student A B C…道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter：Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully.Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。

兴奋地说）Oh,yeah!I win!I'm the winner!Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。

）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。

）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment.Let me play for a while.I'll win this game.Boss：Oh no.Unless you pay me more money.Tom：OK.OK.Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。

英文舞台话剧小品短剧剧本

狼来了英文短剧剧本THE WOLF IS COMINGCharacter: a boy; a wolf; some farmers, a group of sheep, a storyteller道具：鞭子、一棵大树、一座小山、三顶草帽、三根扁担、三把锄头、Scene One: farmers working in the field (第一场：三个农民在地里劳动)1、音乐起，三个农民边唱边跳出场歌词：We are farmers, we are farmers, happy happy happy!2、三个农民在地里劳动farmer A: Let’s have a rest, OK？Farmer B C：OK!(农民下)Scene Two: A boy is shepherding ( 第二场：一个小孩在放牧)（男孩上，赶着一群羊，然后走到树下休息）Boy: （挥舞着他手中的鞭子）Hmn, I feel very humdrum. There is nobody here to talk with me. How humdrum!(嗯，太无聊了。

这儿一个说话的人也没有。

真没意思！)Sheep: Baa…(咩咩……)Boy: Um, I have a good idea. I am sure people will come soon.(嗯,我有了一个好主意.我相信人们很快就会来了。

)（大声喊）a wolf is coming .A wolf is coming.(狼来了。

狼来了。

)Scene Two: Some Farmers Are Working(第二场：几个农民在干活)(山下，有几名农民在干活。

他们听到了男孩的声音。

)Boy: wolf is coming. A wolf is coming . Help!(狼来了。

狼来了。

救命啊！)Farmer A: Hi, do you hear anyone crying? (嗨。

搞笑小学英语小品剧本.doc

搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装打手机。