趣味英语打油诗

趣味英语打油诗——WOMEN
by Marvin Yip.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don"t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don"t, you are good for nothing
你看别人，是挑逗风情
别人看她，是仰慕佳艳
你要说话，她让你听着
洗耳恭听，她逼你开言
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为何拆我骨头造女人
简简繁繁
怯怯炎炎
我晕头转向
我魂萦梦牵
求你告我怎么办！
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN"
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don"t, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"
If you don"t you are half a man
If you don"t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it"s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that"s a girl"s way
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don"t, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it"s just one of the man"s tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
不顺吧，解人不善
太浪漫，疑你老练
太规矩，你抻不展
常看她，招她厌烦
少去点，怨你猎艳
穿得好，说你花心
邋遢些，缺个心眼
吃醋吧，你太狭隘
大度点，说你不爱
求欢吧，不够尊重
安分呢，不够爱宠
你晚了，她等得烦
她晚了，女孩特权
你访友，是你堕落
她聚会，天性其乐
少亲她，你太冷淡
老亲她，便宜你占
过街不管，道德有缺憾
领着她走，男人耍手段
If you don"t, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it"s bad
If you don"t , she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn"t respect her
If she is visited by another, "oh it"s natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
吻她吧，不够君子
不吻吧，不象汉子
夸她吧，说你欺骗
不夸吧，嫌你笨蛋
顺她吧，你气管炎