成长的烦恼第一集1 英文台词

Growing Pains 101 Pilot

第一集出师受挫

Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I am a psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems. Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. I’ve spent last 15 years helping our kid s with problems, even Jason wouldn't believe.

Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper.

Maggie: And Jason has moved his practice into the house so we can be there for the kids.

Jason: They’re great kids.

Maggie: Most of the time.

Jason: And the rest of the time……

Maggie: We love them , anyway

Jason: Yeah.

Ben: Unbelievable.

Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula . or you're scrambled

Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.

Jason: Show me more

Maggie: Oh Jason, the kids.

Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky .

Maggie: At breakfast?

Jason: At all meals.

Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?

Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that.

Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist .

Jason: Could be an accident.

Carol: Could be a dream come true.

Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck磁带放送机for the Volvo?

Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous空的；空虚的；空洞的.

Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?

Carol: I rest my case我的话就到此为止了。.

Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny, Ben?

Ben: That Phyllis George, she's screwed up 弄砸了again.

Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading about?

Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands 扩张, all matter is degenerating into 退化为；蜕化成a state of total disorganization 混乱；瓦解.

Maggie: Thank god, I thought it was just me.

（Mike is on the phone）

Mike: So what are you guys朋友们doing tonight? " The House of Sweat", yeah, great! Hey, look can I talk to you guys later, yeah, bye.

Maggie: Mike, what is "The House of Sweat"?

Carol: It's that new under twenty dance club on Geravo Turnpike.

Mike: Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea, mom. It's a safe, wholesome健全的；有益健康的place for teens to congregate聚集.

Maggie: And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get. 团体越大，那些人的脑子越小。

Jason: Oh, come on, Maggie!

Mike: Yeah, come on, Maggie! Yes, well, time to go wait for that school bus; you know if I hurry I can still get a seat in the non-smoking section地区.

Maggie: Good day! Bye, sweetheart 甜心. Bye, Ben, love you!

Jason: Catch you later, Ben! I still have some paper work to do before my nine o' clock gets here, and if you start feeling frisky活泼的；欢闹的and you have eight or ten seconds before work, you know where to find me. Maggie: Ben, what are you doing here you'll miss the bus. What's the matter, honey宝贝?

Ben: Dad didn't know how to do my elbow 肘部.

Maggie: Oh? Let me see. Oh, dad, did a great job on these cuts 切口...Superman Band-Aids创可贴- the works. Oh,

I get it, he didn't kiss it better... and say I love you little pumpkin head南瓜头.

Ben: It was all so clinical 临床的；诊所的. Mom, how come怎么办you had to go back to work?

Maggie: I didn't have to, Ben, I wanted to. Come here. Ben, imagine you had to spend fifteen years in this house, without ever going out to play. You'd go crazy, wouldn't you? Well , believe it or not, a lot of grown-ups feel the same way about work.

Ben: That's sick厌恶的；病态的, mom.

Maggie: Ben, I know this has been a big change for all of us, and I worry about not being here for you. Because...

well..., you're the youngest. And I worry about not being here for Carol because she's a girl, and she

needs her mother. And I worry about not being here for Mike, to keep him from accidentally 意外地

blowing something up炸掉某物. And believe me I worry about leaving your father here to cope with all you monsters怪物.

Ben: You shouldn't worry so much mom, you'll make yourself crazy.

Maggie: I love you.

Patient: It's always the same dream Doc. I on a subway, and this woman sits across from me...beautiful woman!

And I look at her, she looks at me. I lick my lips, she licks her lips. This goes on, and finally she leans （斜靠) across and she whispers低声地说to me: "you have huge knees巨大的膝盖". Does that mean anything, Doctor? Mike: I should be good for about five bucks元a piece.

Jason: Good visit, Waller, and hey, don't worry too much about this thing, ok? See you next week. Bye bye!

Mike: Can I talk with you for a second, dad?

Jason: Sure.

Mike: In your office. Kids!

Jason: So, you wanted to talk about something...

Mike: Yeah, erm, mostly I just wanted to mention how smoothly things have been running, since the wife went back to work, and you moved your practice back into the house.

Jason: Well thank you.

Mike: Dad, we've been friends now for a long time...right?

Jason: Off and on断断续续地, yes

Mike: I know, I love that. See, dad, you know that dance hall place I mentioned提到，谈到this morning... Jason: "The House of Sweat".

Mike: Yeah, yeah. Jerry and I were talking and we decided...

Jason: Jerry?

Mike: Yeah, Jerry Delish. He's an older friend of mine, an excellent driver, with two years of drivers A.

Jason: Two years of drivers A?

Mike: Yeah, you see in his first class he ran over压过a dog...but he drove beautifully after that, and we're talking