英语简短小笑话带翻译

英语简短小笑话带翻译

导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《英语简短小笑话带翻译》的内容，具体内容：幽默和笑语都属于文体之一,它们的共同特点在对生活的不合理现象和乖缪不通进行批评和嘲讽。下面是我带来的，欢迎阅读!篇一Once two hunters went hu...

幽默和笑语都属于文体之一,它们的共同特点在对生活的不合理现象和乖缪不通进行批评和嘲讽。下面是我带来的，欢迎阅读!

篇一

Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.

The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.

The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead."

Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。

另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。

接线员沉着地说："第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。"于是，接线

员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问："第二步怎办?"

篇二

Teacher: Walter, why dont you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

Walter: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。

沃尔特：我吃了什么?

老师：鸡蛋。

沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。

篇三

The Cemetery Shortcut

为抄近路走墓地

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。

Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a

tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

走到墓地中央时，他们被从迷雾中传来的"答、答、答"声惊吓到了。

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

正当两人害怕得浑身颤抖时，他们看到是个老头拿着铁锤和凿子，在一块墓石上凿着什么。

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"哇塞，先生，"其中一人喘了口气说，"你把我们吓得半死啊，我们还以为遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在这里做什么?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" "那帮白痴!"老头抱怨道，"他们把我名字拼错啦!"

篇四

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.""Dont trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲："妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。""不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。"妈妈答道。"那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。"汤姆说。

篇五

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"Youre a good boy," said the mother proudly.

"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

"昨天给你的钱干什么了?"

"我给了一个可怜的老太婆，"他回答说。

"你真是个好孩子，"妈妈骄傲地说。"再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?"

"她是个卖糖果的。"