律政俏佳人2英文台词

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Look, her first high-end retail
shopping experience.

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Her nanny tried
to take her to Baby Gap...

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but she'd just cry and cry.

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She was a professional shopper
at age three.

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Oh, wow!

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Remember when she was on
the cover of ''Seventeen''?

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She had so much potential
back then.

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Look at her. She could have been
a Playmate by now.

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Hello! She's a lawyer.

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-That's way better.
-Why?

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There she is!

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You always said she has
the perfect shaped head...

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for a tiara!

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Look at that slime dog!

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lt was so nice of you to make
this for Elle's wedding shower.

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l can't scrapbook worth a damn.

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l took a class on it
at community college.

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-She got a ''B.''
-Plus!

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The day she passed her LSAT!

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l swallowed
some of that Silly String.

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lt wouldn't be the first time.

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Look at that.
Her first day at Harvard.

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Unbelievable. Awesome.

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The Bend and Snap!

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l love that.
l did it last night naked.

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-You did not.
-Yes. l busted a window.

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Oh, my God, there's
Bruiser's first highlights.

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ls this the key to
her first office at the firm?

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Remember that Caribbean decor?
lt was genius.

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Look, there she is
with Congresswoman Rudd...

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when they started the Harvard
alumni women's event.

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-Yeah.
-That's two kick-ass women.

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l like them. l really like them.

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The first day they met!
Emmett loves her already.

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You can see it in his eyes.

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Emmett and Elle.

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They're truly Romeo and Juliet
without the dying.

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Paulette?

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Oh, my God!
Girls, l think it's her.

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-Quick! Lights out!
-OK!

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Paulette?

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l thought we were supposed
to be at the movies by 9:00.

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Surprise!

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We got her!

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Oh, my God! Margot, Serena,
l cannot believe...

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you guys flew
all the way here!

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-No biggie.
-On the contrary.

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lt's a huge biggie.
Thank you.

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You guys are the best.

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Speaking of biggies,
can we see your ring again?

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Not your Delta Nu ring, Elle.

52
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You mean, this one?

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Clarity between F.L. and V.V.S.
Nice girdle diameter.

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Cut impeccable.
lt's a keeper.

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Thanks!

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Oh, my gosh, it's from Emmett!

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That's me and Emmett
on Fenway baseball field.

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lt's his favorite place
in the whole world.

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l love snow globes.

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l can hear the ocean.

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Listen, honey,
you're a full-time bride now...

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so you'll need
a whole new wardrobe.

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l'm not quitting my job,
you guys.

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Do you guys remember
that feeling we used to get...

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during a really intense
Spinning class?

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That we feel so truly amazing
about ourselves?

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That's how l feel
being a lawyer. l love it.

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l have this huge
annual review coming up...

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so keep 'em crossed, girls.

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Crossed!

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Congratulations, you did it.

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With three wrong answers,
you've managed to undermine...

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the entire foundation upon which
our legal system's built.

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And by the way...

75
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it only took me
two wrong answers.

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Sweetie, you customized my ring?
Again?

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Emmett, you are never
going to believe my news!

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-What?
-Fenway Park!

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You, me, two rings, and
one recently ordained umpire...

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right on the entry field!

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lnfield.
What are you talking about?

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lt turns

out the starting
pitcher for the Red Sox...

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has an unfortunate
unibrow problem.

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He goes to Nadia, my waxer...

85
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so the team pulled some strings
with the site manager...

86
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and we're getting married
at Fenway!

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Are you serious?

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Are you sure
this is what you want to do?

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l can married anywhere
and it wouldn't matter.

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That's a lie.

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l'm getting married
under the Green Monster!

92
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Yes!

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And in just
three months and four days!

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Emmett, we have so much
to talk about.

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l want everybody
who matters to us to be there.

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Oh, my God! l almost forgot!

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You want me to what?

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You want me to what?

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A biological
birth parent search.

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For your dog.

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For my Chihuahua-American
Bruiser Woods.

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l found him abandoned years ago.

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Miss, l'm the highest-paid,
most sought after...

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private investigator
in the greater Boston area.

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That's precisely why
we came to you, Detective.

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lt is absolutely vital that
we find Bruiser's mother pronto.

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His father might be
more difficult. You know dogs.

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May l ask why?

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Of course.
''Martha Stewart Weddings''...

110
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recommends a 4 to 6-week
window for RSVPs...

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and l can't send the invitation
without an address.

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And the sooner l get started on
the calligraphy the better.

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You want to send an invitation
to your wedding...

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to your dog's mother.
And you're serious?

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Detective,
if l have to make room...

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for my second cousin's
vegan diet coach...

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you better believe
l'll make room for the mother...

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of the one loving creature
who's always been there for me.

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ln fact, l can't believe
l haven't done this sooner!

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l'm

thinking the same thing.

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-Elle!
-Hi, Mr. Blaine.

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-The client is thrilled.
-Good!

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How you seamlessly
negotiated that deal?

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-lt was simply magnifique.
-Thank you.

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Big staff meeting today, kiddo.

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All right.
l got my fingers crossed.

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Milton, two shots, extra foam.

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-Wow. Thanks, E.W.
-No problem!

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-Go get 'em today.
-Thanks.

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Soy for you, honey. No dairy.

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That's right. Thank you.
Your call list is endless.

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-lt is?
-We better get right on it.

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Kevin, you shouldn't have!

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l'm not sure they're giving me
the promotion today.

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lt's just a widespread
yet credible rumor.

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lt's from me and the girls.

137
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Oh, right!

138
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Now do me.

139
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l feel like the luckiest girl
in the world.

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-Me, too!
-You do?

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l had no idea
l could be this happy...

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without accruing
credit card debt.

143
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Already?

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Well, Miss Woods,
even the weird ones get cracked.

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-You ready?
-Yes!

146
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Bruiser Woods...

147
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meet your mom.

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Bruiser...your cheekbones.

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And it's all in there.

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Good luck finding whatever
it is you're looking for.

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Oh, my God!
She's a Bostonian!

152
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Bruiser, we're here!

153
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As your adoptive mother,
l'm sure you're nervous...

154
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about meeting
your birth mother...

155
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but hear her out, OK?
l'm sure she had her reasons.

156
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Bruiser,
your mother lives at...

157
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the top secret
Versace think-tank!

158
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l told you they had one!

159
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No, ma'am.

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Unless you have a pass,
you cannot go up there.

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Lucky l always keep it on me.

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Hol

d on. lt's right here.

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There you go.

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What is it?

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lt's my double platinum
V.V.l.P. Versace...

166
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Preferred Customer
identification card.

167
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Available only to those that've
shopped on five continents.

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lf that fails to satisfy you,
you can also contact...

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Billy Dailey,
head of customer relations.

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You got the wrong VERSACE, lady.

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Really? Donatella's not here?

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Bruiser, where are you going?

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Bruiser!

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Ma'am!

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Bruiser?

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Get back here!

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Where are you going?

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Bruiser, l didn't know
you were so athletic.

179
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What is it?

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Oh, my God!

181
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You, come here!

182
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Come on!
Open this door immediately!

183
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What are you doing here?

184
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You have my dog's mom,
and l need her right now!

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Absolutely not.
l'm not authorized to release...

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any subjects
from their containment units.

187
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l'm not even allowed
to have a key.

188
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Swallow the thing one time,
and all of a sudden...

189
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you're the weird key swallower
who can't be trusted.

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l don't think
you're understanding me.

191
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l'm willing to pay for her.

192
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These animals
aren't for sale, ma'am.

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They're the legal property
of this facility.

194
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What kind of facility is this?

195
00:10:01,507 --> 00:10:03,304
Mr. Livermore, l'm so sorry!

196
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Elle, this VERSACE
is a cosmetic testing facility.

197
00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:10,010
-Oh, no!
-Bruiser's mom's a test subject.

198
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l want her out of there
immediately.

199
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Animal test subjects
can only be surrendered...

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on a voluntary basis,
and they're not volunteering.

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After l get through with them,
they'll be begging.

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And l'm not just taking
Bruiser's mom.

203
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,600 --> 00:10:23,569
l'll bust all those dogs
out of that doggie dungeon.

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''Research Science
and Critter Exploitation''?

205
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This VERSACE's owned by the
C'est Magnifique Corporation!

206
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That's fantastic!

207
00:10:30,982 --> 00:10:33,382
Our law firm
represents C'est Magnifique.

208
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We can tell them to fix this.

209
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l can't wait to take this
to the partners.

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But how are you
going to convince them?

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Presenting...

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Abandoned at birth, l was
on my own at an early age...

213
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fighting for survival on
the streets of Beverly Hills...

214
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making his way down
the boulevard of broken dreams,

215
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turning tricks
at Hollywood and Vine...

216
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yet even when
l found a loving mother...

217
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l couldn't shake this
nagging emptiness in my heart.

218
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lt was like a void.
When l looked in the mirror...

219
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who was it
that was looking back at me?

220
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This is Bruiser's question.

221
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And in a way,
aren't we all Bruisers?

222
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l think yes. Thank you.

223
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Ms. Woods,
this is a law firm...

224
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not an animal rights
advocacy group.

225
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We're lawyers.
We have to fight for justice.

226
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And this is definitely unjust.

227
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ln this case, the cost of beauty
is way too high.

228
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l can't believe l said that,
but it's true.

229
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What we fight for...

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is our clients
and their best interests.

231
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But isn't doing the right thing
in everybody's best interest?

232
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l think you're confusing
the right thing and the law.

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You didn't think
they were the same, did you?

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Why don't
we get back to business...

235
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and discuss
your very bright future?

236
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Pardon me,
l don't mean to interrupt...

237
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but l just--
What you're saying is...

238
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if C'est Magnifique
follows the letter of the law...

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even if it ends up
hurting living beings...

240

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we're just doing our job?

241
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l'm sorry, Mr. Blaine...

242
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l don't think l can work
with people who believe that.

243
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You know what? You're right.

244
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Thank you, Mr. Blaine.

245
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You shouldn't have to work
with people who believe that.

246
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Absolutely.
l knew you would understand.

247
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You're fired, Elle.

248
00:12:40,763 --> 00:12:42,253
What?

249
00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:46,097
We only have room
for serious lawyers here.

250
00:12:46,171 --> 00:12:50,039
Take the rest of the day
to clear out your things.

251
00:12:50,109 --> 00:12:54,102
But the secretarial pool
already gave me a balloon.

252
00:12:54,182 --> 00:12:56,673
Keep the balloon, if you wish.

253
00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:09,734
Please, Emmett, just go away.

254
00:13:09,803 --> 00:13:12,101
Why don't you come on out,
sweetie?

255
00:13:12,173 --> 00:13:14,266
l know Bruiser
doesn't blame you.

256
00:13:14,343 --> 00:13:17,210
But l'm all he has to speak
for him in this world...

257
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,747
and l have
completely failed him.

258
00:13:18,815 --> 00:13:22,808
You know what l thought
the first time l saw you?

259
00:13:22,888 --> 00:13:26,289
''God, that woman
wears a lot of pink''?

260
00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:30,557
No. l thought...

261
00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:33,227
''That woman is really special.''

262
00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:37,637
''She believes she can make
a difference and she will.''

263
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:42,544
e on out
and let's talk about it.

264
00:13:42,616 --> 00:13:44,641
No.

265
00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:48,519
We could go over
some wedding details.

266
00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:53,828
How about that? lt revolves.

267
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,196
And it illuminates.

268
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,599
lt's even
got the Red Sox colors.

269
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,070
That's fantastic, honey!

270
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,301
Speaking of red socks...

271
00:14:02,377 --> 00:14:04,242
you're not getting
cold feet, are you?

272
00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:05,541
About what?

273
00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:08,242
How's it going to look?
A Harvard law professor...

274
00:14:08,318 --> 00:14:10,786
married to a lawyer who
got fired from her first job.

275
00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:12,846
Fired for something
she believes in.

276
00:14:12,925 --> 00:14:14,483
lt's going to look like...

277
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:19,691
''There goes the luckiest guy
in the whole world.''

278
00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,828
Thanks.

279
00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:33,608
Holy crap!

280
00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:37,748
lt's gorgeous!

281
00:14:37

,826 --> 00:14:39,851
The material
keeps falling apart.

282
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,453
No!

283
00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:43,726
Amy, is something wrong?

284
00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:48,463
You can't do a scallop trim
on the outer hoop skirt.

285
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:51,375
The material's too delicate.
lt'll just fall apart.

286
00:14:51,446 --> 00:14:53,676
But in two out of three
home tests it held.

287
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,739
l am so sorry, Elle.

288
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,716
No biggie.
l guess l don't need...

289
00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:05,661
a scallop trim
on the outer hoop skirt.

290
00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:07,825
l'll be fine.

291
00:15:07,901 --> 00:15:09,835
What is it that you said
back when l couldn't...

292
00:15:09,903 --> 00:15:13,737
fit into my white spandex
pantsuit for my wedding?

293
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,334
lf the fabric
doesn't work with you...

294
00:15:15,412 --> 00:15:17,141
don't work with it.

295
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,375
lt's one of
my favorite mantras.

296
00:15:18,449 --> 00:15:21,850
That is so true, and l know
the most perfect organza!

297
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,856
Or something
really classy like...

298
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,450
like white leather!

299
00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:30,692
l'll call the guy
that did my car seats.

300
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:34,168
Wait...that's it.

301
00:15:34,238 --> 00:15:38,641
Don't fight the fabric.
Change it.

302
00:15:38,712 --> 00:15:41,545
OK, but white leather?

303
00:15:43,117 --> 00:15:46,450
lf the law is what's keeping
Bruiser's mother locked up...

304
00:15:46,522 --> 00:15:48,820
l shouldn't be fighting it,
l should be changing it.

305
00:15:48,892 --> 00:15:51,793
Everybody, l'm going to make...

306
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:54,194
animal testing
for cosmetics illegal!

307
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:58,032
l know that making a dog wear
mascara and blush is wrong...

308
00:15:58,105 --> 00:15:59,970
This isn't just about
Bruiser's mom anymore...

309
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,598
this is about the fact
that every day...

310
00:16:01,676 --> 00:16:03,974
that l put on my Gold Goddess
luminescent blush...

311
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,244
some poor little innocent animal
might be suffering for it.

312
00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:09,445
You don't realize
how horrible something is...

313
00:16:09,521 --> 00:16:11,148
until it happens to you
personally.

314
00:16:11,223 --> 00:16:13,020
Like breastfeeding.

315
00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:15,823
And if l want to give
a voice to Bruiser...

316
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:18,228
l have to go to the place
that gave a voice to the people!

317
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:23,203
Oh, my God! The headquarters
of ''Cosmopolitan'' magazine!

318
00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:27,504
Better! Ladies...

319
00:16:27,579 --> 00:16:29,638
l'm

going to Washington!

320
00:16:31,051 --> 00:16:32,177
D.C., here l come!

321
00:16:32,253 --> 00:16:34,721
lf anybody can handle this,
it's you, honey.

322
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:38,317
l got a call from the Delta Nu
24-hour housing hotline.

323
00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:39,759
Your apartment's all set.

324
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:42,162
-Great!
-Elle!

325
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:48,765
Oh, my God! You look like
the Fourth of July!

326
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,278
Makes me want a hot dog
real bad.

327
00:16:52,347 --> 00:16:55,783
Yeah, OK.
You got to get going, honey.

328
00:16:55,852 --> 00:16:57,012
OK.

329
00:16:58,556 --> 00:17:00,490
-Elle, look at this.
-What's that?

330
00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:02,527
According to
''Animal Fair'' magazine...

331
00:17:02,595 --> 00:17:05,462
your new boss is the best
groomed woman in Washington.

332
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,933
Her beagle's name
is Dolly Madison...

333
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,439
which is my grandma's
stripper name.

334
00:17:11,507 --> 00:17:13,270
lsn't that a good sign?

335
00:17:13,343 --> 00:17:15,038
Oh, my gosh. A job with
a brilliant congresswoman...

336
00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:16,443
who's also
a fellow Harvard alum.

337
00:17:16,514 --> 00:17:19,677
You'll do great, Elle.
lt's destiny.

338
00:17:19,752 --> 00:17:21,879
But isn't planning
the wedding of the century...

339
00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:25,050
and changing the law
kind of hard?

340
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,721
Paulette, l taught Bruiser
how to shop online.

341
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,766
l think l can handle Congress.

342
00:17:30,835 --> 00:17:33,235
See ya.

343
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,690
Home sweet home. You ready?

344
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,160
OK.

345
00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:16,663
Welcome to
the Wellington, ma'am.

346
00:18:16,732 --> 00:18:18,791
lt's a thrill to be here!

347
00:18:37,894 --> 00:18:39,885
Time to legislate!

348
00:18:42,101 --> 00:18:43,568
No.

349
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,433
Too Nancy.

350
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,775
Too Hillary.

351
00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:54,645
Too Monica.

352
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,482
Too perfect for words!

353
00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:05,128
Hi!

354
00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:07,963
Good morning,
fellow public servants.

355
00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:09,800
lt's my first day.

356
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:15,506
Nice briefcase.

357
00:19:15,581 --> 00:19:18,106
Huh? Thank you.

358
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,281
Hi!

359
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:31,128
Last item on
our agenda--Elle Woods.

360
00:19:31,202 --> 00:19:33,227
Personal Rudd hire,
taking up a bill...

361
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,036
on animal testing
in the cosmetic industry.

362
00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,839
l'm sorry,
Rudd's backing that?

363
00:19:37,912 --> 00:19:39,402
Matter o

f conscience,
whatever.

364
00:19:39,481 --> 00:19:42,211
Who knows? Maybe it'll boost
our female demographic.

365
00:19:42,284 --> 00:19:44,184
The point is
we're animal lovers now.

366
00:19:44,254 --> 00:19:48,088
lf this is so important to Rudd,
shouldn't l be handling it?

367
00:19:48,159 --> 00:19:50,992
No, Timothy,
not when we have a woman...

368
00:19:51,063 --> 00:19:52,997
who according to Rudd,
is one of the shrewdest...

369
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,261
legal and political minds
of our time.

370
00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:00,739
Hello, patriots!

371
00:20:00,811 --> 00:20:02,278
l don't think
l've been this excited...

372
00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:04,541
since Gucci became
a publicly traded company.

373
00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:08,177
Oh, my God,
it's Capitol Barbie.

374
00:20:08,255 --> 00:20:10,382
She's so shiny.

375
00:20:10,457 --> 00:20:12,357
So where should l start?

376
00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:13,894
Excuse me, sweetie?

377
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:17,557
lntern orientation
is down the hall in Room 216.

378
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,365
That's before 217 and after 215.

379
00:20:21,439 --> 00:20:23,737
Oh, my God!
That is so sweet of you!

380
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,607
You think l'm an intern?

381
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:28,614
That anti-wrinkle
all-salmon diet really works.

382
00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:29,877
Who are you?

383
00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:34,513
-l'm sorry--
-Elle Woods, welcome!

384
00:20:34,591 --> 00:20:37,151
l haven't seen you
since the alumni meeting!

385
00:20:37,228 --> 00:20:40,459
-l know! How are you?
-Good!

386
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,523
This is Elle Woods, everyone.

387
00:20:42,602 --> 00:20:45,867
Basically me
when l first came to D.C...

388
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:49,034
so make her feel at home.

389
00:20:49,111 --> 00:20:50,669
You ready to hit
the ground running?

390
00:20:50,747 --> 00:20:52,772
Are these not
my comfortable heels?

391
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:56,912
-Cute shoes.
-Thank you. They are comfy.

392
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,749
Here's Bruiser. Welcome.

393
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:05,427
Oh, you little sugar!

394
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:07,230
Back her up, people.

395
00:21:07,303 --> 00:21:10,170
This is the most collaborative
bunch on the Hill...

396
00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:11,868
So gather them together...

397
00:21:11,942 --> 00:21:13,910
talk strategy as soon as
you get settled in.

398
00:21:13,979 --> 00:21:15,537
-And, Elle?
-Yes?

399
00:21:15,615 --> 00:21:18,641
-Welcome to Washington.
-Thank you!

400
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,655
Okey-dokey.

401
00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:24,625
l missed the part about
where my office is.

402
00:21:24,694 --> 00:21:27,527
The desk. Right here.

403
00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:34,237
All righty. Then l'm going
to need a glue gun...

404
00:21

:34,308 --> 00:21:38,404
some pinking shears, and
five yards of grosgrain ribbon.

405
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,471
Yeah, that'll do it.

406
00:21:43,588 --> 00:21:45,920
Well, look at you.

407
00:21:45,991 --> 00:21:47,982
You can run your wedding
coordinator business...

408
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,891
during all that
legislative downtime.

409
00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:51,453
Don't be silly, Grace.

410
00:21:51,532 --> 00:21:53,762
This is to plan
my own wedding to Emmett.

411
00:21:53,835 --> 00:21:56,497
See, this is us.
He had this made for me.

412
00:21:56,573 --> 00:21:59,736
That's him,
and that's me smiling.

413
00:21:59,810 --> 00:22:01,175
Maybe he'll make one
of you and me.

414
00:22:01,245 --> 00:22:03,008
You'll be talking
and l'll be throwing up.

415
00:22:03,081 --> 00:22:05,549
Speaking of nuptials,
wait till l tell...

416
00:22:05,618 --> 00:22:07,279
the congresswoman
that l was invited...

417
00:22:07,353 --> 00:22:09,287
to John McCain's
nephew's wedding.

418
00:22:09,357 --> 00:22:11,222
He's really quite a sweet kid.

419
00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:12,885
Tell me something, Timothy...

420
00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:15,522
is it difficult for you
to breathe with...

421
00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:17,760
your mouth flat
against your employer's butt?

422
00:22:17,835 --> 00:22:20,463
l don't know, Grace.
ls it difficult to see...

423
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,598
with your head in
the Minority Whip's lap?

424
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,905
lt was the distinguished
gentlemen from lowa.

425
00:22:24,979 --> 00:22:27,641
His wife had recently left him
and we just talked.

426
00:22:27,716 --> 00:22:30,685
Right. Because if
you did ''visit'' his district...

427
00:22:30,753 --> 00:22:33,187
you should've gotten
some legislation out of it.

428
00:22:33,257 --> 00:22:34,383
How would you even know...

429
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:36,927
when you're busy chasing
interns on a skateboard?

430
00:22:36,996 --> 00:22:39,863
Excuse me? Who wants
to talk animal testing?

431
00:22:39,933 --> 00:22:42,299
Write a bill, Britney.
l don't have a car!

432
00:22:48,278 --> 00:22:49,677
Snap Cup time

433
00:22:49,747 --> 00:22:52,045
Gather ye round

434
00:22:52,116 --> 00:22:54,914
Friends and foes together

435
00:22:54,987 --> 00:22:57,421
United and bound

436
00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:59,822
Pass it to your neighbor

437
00:22:59,893 --> 00:23:02,020
lnstead of blowing up

438
00:23:02,097 --> 00:23:04,327
And we'll find
harmony and love

439
00:23:04,401 --> 00:23:06,665
ln the Snap Cup!

440
00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:10,606
Don't tell me you don't know
what a Snap Cup is?

441
00:23:12,512 --> 00:23:14,446
OK, l'll explain it.

442
00:23:14,515 --> 00:23:17,746
You are going to write down
an anonymous praise note...

443
00:23:17,819 --> 00:23:19,753
on a lit

tle warm fuzzy.

444
00:23:19,821 --> 00:23:20,981
Warm fuzzy?

445
00:23:21,057 --> 00:23:22,490
Yes. Compliments
about your co-workers.

446
00:23:22,558 --> 00:23:23,820
Just something nice.

447
00:23:23,894 --> 00:23:27,261
Then you deposit them
in the sacred vessel.

448
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:30,791
The Snap Cup is essential to
any bipartisan environment.

449
00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:32,735
Consider 1998 Spring Carnival.

450
00:23:32,807 --> 00:23:35,833
The Delta Nus partnered
with the Kappa Kappa Gammas...

451
00:23:35,911 --> 00:23:38,778
on Project Kissing Booth.
Big problems.

452
00:23:38,848 --> 00:23:40,042
Go ahead, write.

453
00:23:40,117 --> 00:23:42,347
So, a whole heated
debate transpired...

454
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,479
over the whole
tongue-no tongue policy.

455
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,387
l think you know what side
the Kappas were on.

456
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:49,394
Anyway, it really helped us
move past the conflict...

457
00:23:49,463 --> 00:23:50,953
and l think
it can help us today.

458
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:54,399
Let's just try this, OK?

459
00:23:54,471 --> 00:23:56,803
Thank you, Reena. Thank you.

460
00:23:56,874 --> 00:23:58,068
Thanks for that.

461
00:23:58,142 --> 00:24:00,235
Thank you, Timothy.

462
00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:07,882
So now, the Snap Cup
mistress--me--recites.

463
00:24:08,923 --> 00:24:10,720
Good, l got mine.

464
00:24:12,061 --> 00:24:15,360
''Grace always has the confidence
to speak her mind.

465
00:24:15,432 --> 00:24:18,492
''Plus, she looks terrific
in charcoal.''

466
00:24:18,571 --> 00:24:20,971
And, voila, snaps for Grace!

467
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,009
You see? Our first Snap Cup!

468
00:24:24,079 --> 00:24:27,981
This is so exciting!
l wonder what'll happen next?

469
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:31,019
All right, this is...

470
00:24:31,088 --> 00:24:35,548
''What do Elle Woods and
the Snap Cup have in common?''

471
00:24:35,628 --> 00:24:37,858
A riddle. That's so cool.

472
00:24:37,931 --> 00:24:39,455
l love riddles.

473
00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:42,366
''They're both...''

474
00:24:45,608 --> 00:24:47,667
''stupid.''

475
00:24:47,745 --> 00:24:49,474
Enough already.

476
00:24:49,548 --> 00:24:52,346
Maybe we can do something
actually worthwhile...

477
00:24:52,418 --> 00:24:53,851
like attend the hearing
of the committee...

478
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,184
you need to crack.
l'll take you myself.

479
00:24:56,256 --> 00:25:00,215
Thank you, Grace.
That's very generous of you.

480
00:25:00,296 --> 00:25:03,667
See, l think
the Snap Cup really works.

481
00:25:06,804 --> 00:25:07,964
Wow.

482
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,303
Good morning.

483
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:13,470
This is just like on C-SPAN
except l'm not bored.

484
00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:14,878
You're in the wro

ng room,
sweetheart.

485
00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:16,850
lntern orientation
is in room...

486
00:25:16,919 --> 00:25:20,116
216? Yes, l've heard.
Thank you.

487
00:25:24,662 --> 00:25:27,825
Hi, l'm Elle Woods.
l'm not an intern.

488
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,390
Rob Cole. Me, neither.

489
00:25:29,469 --> 00:25:31,994
l'm the new legislative aide
to Congresswoman Rudd.

490
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:34,098
l'm an old congressman
from Delaware.

491
00:25:34,176 --> 00:25:37,668
l've been to Delaware!
No sales tax. Good one, sir.

492
00:25:38,716 --> 00:25:41,116
Committee is called to order.

493
00:25:43,055 --> 00:25:47,014
Welcome to
the special meeting of the...

494
00:25:47,094 --> 00:25:48,561
Excuse me. Sorry.

495
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,292
Committee
of Energy and Commerce.

496
00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:55,201
Before we turn
to our official agenda...

497
00:25:55,272 --> 00:25:57,365
are there
any introductory remarks?

498
00:25:57,441 --> 00:25:59,102
Madam chairwoman...

499
00:25:59,177 --> 00:26:01,008
Grace Rossiter,
chief of staff...

500
00:26:01,079 --> 00:26:02,876
Representative Rudd,
Massachusetts.

501
00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:04,713
As our newest
legislative assistant...

502
00:26:04,786 --> 00:26:08,449
will be spearheading a campaign
under your committee...

503
00:26:08,524 --> 00:26:10,253
l'm sure she'd love the floor.

504
00:26:10,327 --> 00:26:14,593
Thus l yield to my colleague,
the lady in hot pink.

505
00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:17,260
You have the floor,
lady in hot pink.

506
00:26:17,336 --> 00:26:18,803
Me?

507
00:26:18,872 --> 00:26:22,740
Would you care to more
specifically identify yourself?

508
00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:24,402
Oh, sure!

509
00:26:24,479 --> 00:26:27,676
My name is Elle Woods,
Boston by way of Bel Air.

510
00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,513
And as my surname
would suggest...

511
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,216
l am a passionate advocate
for everything in nature...

512
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,451
and a contented citizen...

513
00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:36,086
until my shorthaired
Chihuahua, Bruiser...

514
00:26:36,163 --> 00:26:39,360
brought me face-to-face with
the animal testing issue.

515
00:26:39,434 --> 00:26:40,833
You're out of order,
Miss Woods.

516
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:43,133
This is
a fuel efficiency hearing.

517
00:26:43,206 --> 00:26:45,868
l don't see anything in
the agenda about animal testing.

518
00:26:45,943 --> 00:26:47,069
Will you yield the floor?

519
00:26:47,144 --> 00:26:48,668
Absolutely. l'm almost done.

520
00:26:48,747 --> 00:26:51,272
So, in conclusion,
l just want to say...

521
00:26:51,350 --> 00:26:52,681
that l am so excited
about the day...

522
00:26:52,752 --> 00:26:54,879
that l get to march up
those grand Capitol steps...

523
00:26:54,956 --> 00:26:58,619
and drop

that very bill in the...

524
00:26:58,694 --> 00:27:00,321
What's it called?

525
00:27:00,397 --> 00:27:03,366
lt's like a shiny,
mahogany box thing?

526
00:27:03,434 --> 00:27:04,560
The hopper.

527
00:27:04,636 --> 00:27:07,503
Exactly! The hopper!
How could l forget?

528
00:27:07,573 --> 00:27:09,939
lt's like a bunny.
Perfect for animal testing.

529
00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:11,910
And l want
to let everybody know...

530
00:27:11,979 --> 00:27:14,311
that l'm having
a post-hopper tapas party.

531
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:17,443
l'm making sangria.
lt's really yummy.

532
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,648
My, my, how very interesting
that all sounds.

533
00:27:20,725 --> 00:27:22,886
lt'll be fun.

534
00:27:22,962 --> 00:27:24,691
However, the next time
you consider...

535
00:27:24,764 --> 00:27:29,531
attending a hearing
over which l preside...don't!

536
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:34,703
Committee is called to order.

537
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,040
OK.

538
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,206
Welcome to the special meeting
of the Committee...

539
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:41,046
of Energy and Commerce.
For the record...

540
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,950
would the secretary
please make note that...

541
00:27:44,525 --> 00:27:46,550
Welcome to the Wellington,
ma'am.

542
00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:55,134
Seventeen-B?

543
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,777
You have a package.

544
00:28:01,515 --> 00:28:05,042
lnside that box are the most
perfect wedding shoes ever.

545
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,747
Both visually stunning
and cleated.

546
00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:08,085
And l won't be able
to wear them...

547
00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:09,920
since l obviously
won't make the date...

548
00:28:09,993 --> 00:28:11,551
for Emmett's fantasy
baseball wedding...

549
00:28:11,628 --> 00:28:13,027
given that l don't have
a chance of getting...

550
00:28:13,099 --> 00:28:15,431
those important congresspeople
to co-sponsor my bill...

551
00:28:15,502 --> 00:28:18,733
which l need to get a hearing
to stop animal testing...

552
00:28:18,806 --> 00:28:20,330
in order to reunite Bruiser
with his mother...

553
00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:22,036
in order to have them
at my wedding...

554
00:28:22,111 --> 00:28:23,271
in which
l was going to wear...

555
00:28:23,346 --> 00:28:25,940
the most perfect
wedding shoes ever...

556
00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:28,484
right inside that box.

557
00:28:28,552 --> 00:28:32,579
They never covered this
in the handbook.

558
00:28:37,599 --> 00:28:40,864
They're something, all right.

559
00:28:42,673 --> 00:28:44,004
You think?

560
00:28:45,243 --> 00:28:46,870
Oh, l'm sorry.

561
00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:52,381
Elle Woods,
legislative aide...

562
00:28:52,453 --> 00:28:54,978
to Congresswoman Rudd,
Massachusetts.

563
00:28:55,056 --> 00:28:58,048
Sid Po

st. Doorman.

564
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:01,028
That door.

565
00:29:01,098 --> 00:29:04,226
All day l've felt like white,
open-toed shoes after Labor Day.

566
00:29:04,302 --> 00:29:06,463
l hate that feeling.

567
00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:09,441
Whatever that means.

568
00:29:09,510 --> 00:29:14,106
l better get going.
lf l'm going to pass a law...

569
00:29:14,184 --> 00:29:16,345
l have to work up
some plan of attack...

570
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:20,880
with the Committee
of En and Ron or whatever.

571
00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:23,018
Bye, Sid.

572
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,724
-Comm.
-What'd you say?

573
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,566
lt's called the Committee
of Energy and Commerce.

574
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,667
Oh, yeah. Right. Thanks.

575
00:29:44,059 --> 00:29:45,890
This is really
important to me, Grace.

576
00:29:45,961 --> 00:29:47,758
They wouldn't cover
my nana's anti-itch cream...

577
00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:50,526
which means she only has
one free hand for bingo.

578
00:29:50,601 --> 00:29:53,434
-lf l could get a hearing--
-Where's your bill, Reena?

579
00:29:53,504 --> 00:29:55,734
The staff lawyers couldn't
draft it for six weeks...

580
00:29:55,808 --> 00:29:57,673
but if you could talk to
the congressman's aide...

581
00:29:57,744 --> 00:29:59,507
l could get on the agenda.

582
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,810
We pushed
prescription drugs last term.

583
00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:04,910
l have a lot of issues
that come first.

584
00:30:04,988 --> 00:30:09,152
Reena, if Grace finds herself
otherwise prioritized...

585
00:30:09,227 --> 00:30:11,286
maybe you could talk
to this aide yourself.

586
00:30:11,363 --> 00:30:13,957
Or better yet,
directly to the congressman.

587
00:30:14,033 --> 00:30:18,094
Don't you have something
to alphabetize?

588
00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:21,539
ln fact,
now that l think about it...

589
00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:23,942
with Reena's clear passion
for the project...

590
00:30:24,015 --> 00:30:25,676
who better to
write this bill than Reena?

591
00:30:25,751 --> 00:30:27,116
Me?

592
00:30:27,185 --> 00:30:28,550
lt's like l always say--

593
00:30:28,621 --> 00:30:31,317
Why let someone else do for you
what you can do for yourself?

594
00:30:31,392 --> 00:30:33,189
Except in the case
of eyebrow maintenance.

595
00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:35,319
We always say follow protocol.

596
00:30:35,397 --> 00:30:36,796
lt's worked
for the past 200 years...

597
00:30:36,866 --> 00:30:38,834
OK, Miss Snap Cup?

598
00:30:38,901 --> 00:30:43,167
Stick it out with the lawyers.
They'll get to you eventually.

599
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:46,176
This is the new
congressmember roster.

600
00:30:52,087 --> 00:30:53,349
Just a dollar.

601
00:30:53,423 --> 00:30:55,220
Don't you believe
in helping a guy out?

602
00:30:55,291 -->

00:30:56,553
What l do believe in, sir...

603
00:30:56,627 --> 00:30:58,720
is an honest day's work
for an honest day's pay.

604
00:30:58,796 --> 00:31:00,320
Not rewards for idleness.

605
00:31:00,398 --> 00:31:01,990
-50 cents?
-Leave me!

606
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:04,093
-Just a quarter.
-Go bother someone else!

607
00:31:08,543 --> 00:31:11,341
People here
have no common courtesy.

608
00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,904
Want to get a hearing
for your bill?

609
00:31:13,984 --> 00:31:17,010
Get Congresswoman Hauser.
She needs a political makeover.

610
00:31:17,089 --> 00:31:19,523
Sidney?

611
00:31:19,592 --> 00:31:21,924
Who needs a what?

612
00:31:21,996 --> 00:31:26,092
Hauser.
Tough redhead on En and Comm.

613
00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:29,432
lf she can put her name
on something warm and fuzzy...

614
00:31:29,505 --> 00:31:34,738
something like puppies,
that could do the trick.

615
00:31:34,812 --> 00:31:37,804
Really? What if l showed
Hauser the photos...

616
00:31:37,883 --> 00:31:39,441
of what they're doing
to these animals?

617
00:31:39,519 --> 00:31:44,582
That'd work...
with someone with a heart.

618
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:48,027
Hauser responds to facts,
figures, and demographics.

619
00:31:48,098 --> 00:31:50,123
You gotta do your homework.

620
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:52,465
How did you learn all this?

621
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,335
l have been stationed
on the forefront...

622
00:31:54,407 --> 00:31:57,001
of all major political
and social scandals...

623
00:31:57,077 --> 00:31:59,136
for the past 30 years.

624
00:31:59,213 --> 00:32:01,272
You worked in the White House?

625
00:32:01,350 --> 00:32:04,217
No, at the Wellington.

626
00:32:04,287 --> 00:32:06,653
After Hauser,
you'll need Stanford Marks...

627
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:09,057
Alabama Republican.
A real hard-ass.

628
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,493
Sidney, you are,
without a doubt...

629
00:32:10,563 --> 00:32:13,532
the most useful person
l've met in Washington.

630
00:32:51,954 --> 00:32:53,649
Hauser's margin
in the last election?

631
00:32:53,723 --> 00:32:55,020
Four points. 52-48.

632
00:32:55,091 --> 00:32:56,217
Hauser's chief?

633
00:32:56,293 --> 00:32:59,023
Hall, Ted.
34, moderate, tough.

634
00:32:59,098 --> 00:33:01,965
-Marks' aide?
-Murphy. Conservative, tougher.

635
00:33:02,035 --> 00:33:05,095
-l think you're ready.
-Thank you, Sid.

636
00:33:06,474 --> 00:33:09,307
For shizzle...my ezzle.

637
00:33:14,485 --> 00:33:16,885
l borrowed this.

638
00:33:23,865 --> 00:33:25,765
Excuse me!

639
00:33:25,835 --> 00:33:27,427
Given the historical
tendencies...

640
00:33:27,504 --> 00:33:28,869
of the congresswoman's
voting pool...

641
00:33:28,939 --> 00:33:31,806
animal testing is the very issue
your platform needs.

642
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:33

,969
Which brings me to my
demographic breakdown target.

643
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:37,106
Which brings us to the end
of our time, but good stuff.

644
00:33:37,184 --> 00:33:38,412
l'll bat it around
with my colleagues.

645
00:33:38,486 --> 00:33:40,181
l'm not done
with my presentation.

646
00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:41,721
-ls Friday good?
-Absolutely.

647
00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:45,726
The second one in November,
and the line starts down there.

648
00:33:45,795 --> 00:33:48,662
But wait!
l won't be here in November.

649
00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:50,166
l'm getting married.

650
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,133
lf you insist Congressman Marks
is unavailable...

651
00:33:53,207 --> 00:33:54,333
perhaps you could look at...

652
00:33:54,409 --> 00:33:56,775
my alternative testing
economics incentive chart.

653
00:33:59,048 --> 00:34:00,606
But it's pop-up.

654
00:34:02,185 --> 00:34:05,586
l will read this homeowners
legislation this weekend.

655
00:34:05,657 --> 00:34:07,955
Five more minutes and
l'm due in committee. Reena.

656
00:34:08,026 --> 00:34:09,186
Well--

657
00:34:09,262 --> 00:34:11,492
Reena's prescription drugs
for the elderly amendment--

658
00:34:11,565 --> 00:34:13,055
rejected during mark-up session.

659
00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:14,430
Sorry, Nana.

660
00:34:14,502 --> 00:34:17,903
-Where are we with the animals?
-Still not on the calendar.

661
00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:20,443
So we're nowhere.
Grace, help Elle with this.

662
00:34:20,511 --> 00:34:23,742
Let's get going.
l'll see you all later.

663
00:34:23,816 --> 00:34:26,216
Grace...

664
00:34:26,286 --> 00:34:28,754
l think l can get a meeting
with Hauser's aide.

665
00:34:28,823 --> 00:34:31,018
Please.
You could have 100 meetings...

666
00:34:31,093 --> 00:34:32,526
and it still wouldn't matter.

667
00:34:32,594 --> 00:34:34,323
This is Washington politics...

668
00:34:34,397 --> 00:34:36,763
not warm fuzzies
and kissing booths.

669
00:34:36,834 --> 00:34:39,166
lt takes savvy
and street smarts.

670
00:34:39,237 --> 00:34:42,468
l've seen thousands of
polite, idealistic girls...

671
00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:45,408
just like you traipse
up and down this Hill...

672
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,348
and go home empty-handed
with blisters on their feet.

673
00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:52,819
Thank you, Grace.

674
00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:56,223
You actually reminded me
of something really important.

675
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,763
l came here
to give my dog a voice...

676
00:34:58,831 --> 00:35:01,163
and l'd forgotten about my own.

677
00:35:01,235 --> 00:35:04,329
So you can do it
the Washington way.

678
00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:08,968
But l'm going to do it
the Elle Woods way.

679
00:35:09,046 --> 00:35:09,146
Time to get serious.

680
00:35:09,146 --> 00:35:10,579
Time to get serious.

681
00:35:10,648 --> 00:35:13,276
Subject--Congresswoman
Libby Hauser.

682
00:35:13,352 --> 00:35:14,751
Came of age in Post-War boom...

683
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:18,221
typified by 1951
Charles Jourdan stiletto heel.

684
00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:21,022
Moving up to the Texan's head,
which is red...

685
00:35:21,096 --> 00:35:23,929
suspect chemical assistance.
Must pursue.

686
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,558
Hit me, Post.

687
00:35:25,635 --> 00:35:28,195
118 salons within
a 10-mile radius...

688
00:35:28,272 --> 00:35:30,433
broken down
by color expertise...

689
00:35:30,508 --> 00:35:35,878
and philosophical approach
to hair maintenance and style.

690
00:35:35,950 --> 00:35:38,919
l didn't know you could have
a philosophy of hair.

691
00:35:38,987 --> 00:35:40,284
Oh, yeah.

692
00:35:40,357 --> 00:35:42,655
Maybe that's where l went wrong.

693
00:35:44,228 --> 00:35:45,422
Go for Woods.

694
00:35:45,497 --> 00:35:47,260
lt's just as you suspected.

695
00:35:47,332 --> 00:35:49,459
She's at a moderate
conservative salon...

696
00:35:49,535 --> 00:35:51,969
founded on
the principles of Vidal.

697
00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:55,031
ln fact, it was one
of our case studies...

698
00:35:55,110 --> 00:35:57,271
last year at Hair University.

699
00:35:57,346 --> 00:35:59,576
That was right
before they flunked me.

700
00:35:59,649 --> 00:36:01,947
Paulette, they weren't ready
for your vision.

701
00:36:02,019 --> 00:36:04,647
l know you'll make
your mark hair-wise.

702
00:36:05,825 --> 00:36:07,292
Sorry.

703
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,726
-You got a pen?
-Yes.

704
00:36:09,797 --> 00:36:11,992
lt's at Constitution and 1 2th.

705
00:36:12,067 --> 00:36:14,627
The Salon Bontempo.

706
00:36:18,008 --> 00:36:20,169
Don't you just love a salon day?

707
00:36:23,082 --> 00:36:26,643
Yes, so peaceful and quiet.

708
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,018
Makes it so much easier
to talk that way.

709
00:36:29,091 --> 00:36:30,649
They have rules about that here.

710
00:36:30,727 --> 00:36:33,355
l know. That's why
l called to make sure...

711
00:36:33,431 --> 00:36:35,296
they used PETA-approved
hair care products.

712
00:36:35,366 --> 00:36:37,527
When you think about what
they do to those animals--

713
00:36:37,602 --> 00:36:39,661
Which is why
l don't think about it.

714
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,366
Does the trick.

715
00:36:45,313 --> 00:36:46,678
Excellent bobby pin handling.

716
00:36:46,749 --> 00:36:49,741
Thank you, Frederic.
Looks great.

717
00:36:52,189 --> 00:36:53,986
lsn't it
so comforting to see...

718
00:36:54,059 --> 00:36:56,050
they use eco-friendly
foil technology here?

719
00:36:56,129 --> 00:36:58,723
Every planet needs a friend,
that's what l always say.

720
00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:01,632
lf l wanted to talk about
the emotional life of

a rock...

721
00:37:01,703 --> 00:37:04,536
you'd know it by now.

722
00:37:04,607 --> 00:37:07,041
Until this day,
l'd held the highest opinion...

723
00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:09,806
of redheads as a fellow
hair minority group.

724
00:37:09,881 --> 00:37:12,042
l heard quite enough
of your politics...

725
00:37:12,117 --> 00:37:14,244
at the committee meeting,
thank you very much.

726
00:37:31,778 --> 00:37:35,236
When was the last time you wore
the yellow tea rose?

727
00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:44,991
l'm sorry?
What did you just--

728
00:37:45,064 --> 00:37:47,498
When was the last time
you wore your yellow tea rose?

729
00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:49,797
On the night of my initiation.

730
00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:52,065
Wasn't the passing of the secret
scented eternal flame...

731
00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:54,734
of the goddess Delta Nu
not the most moving experience?

732
00:37:54,810 --> 00:37:56,835
Especially the part
where we sipped...

733
00:37:56,914 --> 00:37:59,576
from the secret
pink chalice of sisterhood!

734
00:37:59,651 --> 00:38:01,380
Yes!

735
00:38:05,759 --> 00:38:07,920
Delta who?

736
00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:10,156
Delta Nu!

737
00:38:10,232 --> 00:38:13,463
Delta-Delta boo-gah-loo

738
00:38:13,537 --> 00:38:16,165
Nu Nu Delta

739
00:38:16,241 --> 00:38:17,572
Theta, Beta

740
00:38:17,642 --> 00:38:19,041
Lambda, Mu

741
00:38:19,111 --> 00:38:22,706
Ooh-aah, Delta Nu!

742
00:38:24,252 --> 00:38:27,415
Libby Hauser, Texas.
Planning a wedding?

743
00:38:27,489 --> 00:38:30,390
That ''l do'' updo
looks like heaven on you.

744
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,620
Thank you.

745
00:38:31,695 --> 00:38:34,220
Who is he?
Zeta Lambda Nu, l hope.

746
00:38:34,298 --> 00:38:36,391
Actually, l'm marrying
outside the Greek system...

747
00:38:36,468 --> 00:38:38,197
but he's totally letter-worthy.

748
00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:42,709
But how is D.C. Elle-worthy?

749
00:38:42,777 --> 00:38:45,302
l'm here to speak for those
who can't speak for themselves.

750
00:38:45,381 --> 00:38:47,349
How interesting.

751
00:38:47,417 --> 00:38:49,715
lt's more than interesting.
lt's practical.

752
00:38:49,787 --> 00:38:52,153
Strictly a numbers game
as far as you're concerned.

753
00:38:52,224 --> 00:38:57,821
1 25,468--Number of people in
your district with dog licenses.

754
00:38:57,898 --> 00:39:01,834
1 2,762--The number of
unemployed scientists...

755
00:39:01,903 --> 00:39:04,838
with the skills to develop
alternatives to animal testing.

756
00:39:04,908 --> 00:39:09,572
And finally, 6285--the lD number
of my dog's captive mother.

757
00:39:09,649 --> 00:39:12,777
l'm not sure
l followed all that...

758
00:39:12,853 --> 00:39:14,343
but you got my attention.

759
00:39:14,422 --> 00:39:16,014
lf there's one thing
l know how to do...

760
00:39:16,090

--> 00:39:18,183
it's rinse and repeat.
Shall we?

761
00:39:20,163 --> 00:39:21,323
Excuse me,
do you happen to have a--

762
00:39:21,398 --> 00:39:23,389
-Get lost!
-Excuse me, sir!

763
00:39:23,467 --> 00:39:26,800
-Do you have a--
-No, l'm busy.

764
00:39:26,872 --> 00:39:28,806
Sir, could l use a section
of your newspaper?

765
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:30,934
We're late for
your doggie spa appointment.

766
00:39:35,618 --> 00:39:38,109
-Here you go.
-Thank you, young lady.

767
00:39:38,188 --> 00:39:40,247
No problem. What kind
of world would this be...

768
00:39:40,324 --> 00:39:42,792
if we didn't help each other out
every once in a while?

769
00:39:42,861 --> 00:39:45,329
Have a good day.

770
00:39:45,398 --> 00:39:47,059
What do you want, Bruiser?

771
00:39:52,908 --> 00:39:54,273
Bruiser, honey, come on.

772
00:40:02,989 --> 00:40:04,183
We have to go. We're late.

773
00:40:06,094 --> 00:40:08,187
We have to get to
the doggie spa, remember?

774
00:40:08,263 --> 00:40:11,699
Will it be Swedish
or shiatsu massage today?

775
00:40:11,768 --> 00:40:13,736
Come on.

776
00:40:17,476 --> 00:40:19,967
Come on. We gotta get you
to the puppy pretty parlor.

777
00:40:21,616 --> 00:40:24,141
Redhead, down.

778
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:26,279
Up next is Stanford Marks...

779
00:40:26,355 --> 00:40:28,949
Southern conservative,
NRA spokesman.

780
00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:31,084
How about tulips?

781
00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:34,928
No, no, the calla lily
is this year's tulip.

782
00:40:35,001 --> 00:40:37,868
-For weddings?
-lt's all about the calla.

783
00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:39,963
What would l do without you?

784
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,406
l couldn't do anything
without you, Sid.

785
00:40:43,513 --> 00:40:45,208
You're going to get
this bill through, Elle.

786
00:40:45,281 --> 00:40:49,377
An honest voice
is louder than a crowd's.

787
00:40:49,455 --> 00:40:51,514
Just trust your voice.

788
00:40:55,496 --> 00:41:00,263
Bruiser? Oh, my God.
l'll be right back.

789
00:41:00,336 --> 00:41:00,470
Pilates for Poodles?
That's Tuesday at 2:30.

790
00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:03,337
Pilates for Poodles?
That's Tuesday at 2:30.

791
00:41:05,176 --> 00:41:06,700
-The page said it was urgent!
-They said it was urgent.

792
00:41:06,778 --> 00:41:08,643
-Please tell me he's OK.
-What's wrong with Leslie?

793
00:41:08,714 --> 00:41:10,511
We have it under control now...

794
00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:12,551
but your Rottweiler
has been humping...

795
00:41:12,619 --> 00:41:15,349
your little dog,
and vice versa.

796
00:41:15,424 --> 00:41:18,086
Your Chihuahua's quite
the little leaper, young lady.

797
00:41:18,161 --> 00:41:20,129
Takes a running start.

798
00:41:20,198 --> 00:41:23,565
Hell, what can l say?
My Rottweiler's a stallion.

799
00:41:23,635 -->