怪物史莱克1台词

怪物史莱克Shrek 1

从前有位可爱的公主[Man] "Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

但是她被可怕的魔法控制了"But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort...

只有真爱的初吻才可以打破这魔法

"which could only be broken by love's first kiss.

她被困在一个城堡里

"She was locked away in a castle...

由一只喷火龙看守着"guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.

有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想过把她从这可怕的监狱中救走"Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,

但是,没有一个成功

"but none prevailed.

她关在被喷火龙看守着的"She waited in the dragon's keep...

城堡里最高的房间里

"in the highest room of the tallest tower...

等待着真爱的初吻

for her true love and true love's first kiss. "

那是不会发生的

[ Laughing ] Like that's ever gonna happen.

-[Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes] - What a load of--

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain 't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L " on her forehead The years start comin ' and they

don't stop comin'

Fed to the rules and I hit the

ground runnin'

Did n 't make sense not to live

for fun

Your brain gets smart but your

head gets dumb

So much to do So much to see

So what's wrong with takin' the

backstreets

You'll never know if youd don't

go

You'll never shine if you don't

glow

Hey, now You're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now, you're a rockstar Get

the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the

mould

It's a cool place and they say it

gets colder

You'rebund led up now but wait

till you get older

But the meteor men beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the

satellite picture

The ice we skate is gettin' pretty

thin

The water's getting warm so you

might as well swim

My world'son fire How 'bout

yours

That's the way I like it and I'll

never get bored

-"Hey, now, you're an

all-star" - [ Shouting ]

Get your game on, goplay

Hey, now, you're a rockstar Get

the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the

mould

[ Belches ]

-Go! - Go!

-"[RecordScratching]" - "Go.

Go.

Hey, now You're an all-star

Get your game on, go play

Hey, now, you're a rockstar Get

the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shootin' stars break the

mould

我想它在里面吧?好的,我们去

吧!

-Think it's in there? - AII

right. Let's get it!

慢着!你知道有什么后果吗?

Whoa. HoId on. Do you know

what that thing can do to you?

嗯,它会把你的骨头当面包吃

Yeah, it'll grind your bones for

its bread.

哈哈,实际上那会是一个巨人

[Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that

would be agiant.

不过,青怪可能更糟糕

Now, ogres-- They're much

worse.

它们会用你们的鲜皮做汤

They'll make a suit from your

freshly peeled skin.

挖出你的心肝

-No! - They'll shave your

liver.

用你们的眼睛榨果汁

Squeeze the jelly from your

eyes!

这样吃吐司面包会很好味道!

退后,退后,怪物!

-Actually, it's quite good on

toast. - "Back! Back, beast!"

我警告你

Back! I warn ya!

好的

-[ Gasping ] - Right.

[ Roaring ]

-[ Shouting ] - [ Roaring ]

[ Roaring Continues ]

[ Shouting Continues ]