作业笑话

曹操的趣闻The Funny Thing of Cao Cao

曹操请刘备吃饭，席间，刘备放了一个屁，很是尴尬。身后赵云忙说：“诸位莫怪，屁从云中来。”关羽不干示弱，上前一步说：“屁从羽（雨）中来。”张飞嚷道：“屁是飞来的。”曹操以此教育他的部下。几日后刘备请曹操，席间，曹操憋了半天，好不容易放了个小屁。曹操部下早已等候多时。许褚抢先说道：“屁是褚（猪）放的。”曹操气得直瞪眼睛。”徐晃说：“不对，屁是晃出来的。”曹操正要发怒，谋士郭图看曹操生气了，大声喊道：“你们说的都不对，屁是图(吐)出来的。”Cao Cao, invited Liu Bei dinner, at dinner, Liu Bei put a fart, it is embarrassing. Zhao Yun said: "I am so sorry, fart comes from the clouds." Guan Yu not stem weakness, stepped forward to say: "fart Cong Yu (rain) in." Zhang Feirang's way: "fart is flying." In this way Cao Cao taught his followers. A few days later Liu Bei asked Cao Cao, Cao Cao at dinner, hold for a long time, finally put a small fart. Cao Cao men expect a long time already. By first said: "fart is a surname (pig) put." Cao Cao angry straight Dengwenjing. " Xu Huang says: "incorrect, fart is to shake out." Cao Cao was angry, counsellor Guo Tu see Cao Cao is angry, shouted: "you said not right, fart is a graph (spit) out."

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟.