初中生英语剧本(英文课本剧)武松打虎《Wu-song-fought-the-tiger》

武松打虎剧本Wu song fought the tiger（好汉歌，dangerous, 双截

棍）

第一幕：喝酒

武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most clever

man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She

poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My

brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous,

dangerous! The girl is dangerous.

武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine!

Wine! The best wine!

小二：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer

武松：（晕晕乎乎地）How much is the XO

小二：1880 ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)。

武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）

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武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some er guo tou! It’s strong enough.

小二：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are.

武松：Anything to eat

小二：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza

武松：Ten pizzas, please.

小二: Here you are!

武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!

（小二上了两碗酒，武松喝了，却是不再倒了）

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武松：I want more wine. Why not serve me服务员！怎么不倒酒了

小二：Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way! 客官，要比萨饼就给您，这酒就不添了。

武松：(生气) Why I have money! (扔钱倒桌上)

掌柜：Look! (指着“三碗不过冈”牌子)。This wine is very strong. One bowl, comfortable. Two bowls, can’t walk. Three bowls, drunk and fall!，(叫店小二示范) 喝一碗神清气爽，喝两碗保你浑身无力，喝三碗就立刻醉倒，最多喝保证你酒精中毒，命都没有了……

武松：（喝一口，挤笑）Who am i Wu Song! Even 18 bowls is nothing for me. Give me wine!(咆哮，敲桌子) 不是我狂妄，这酒劲虽大，可我绝对是应付得了，就是喝上十八碗也只是漱口而已，倒酒！

掌柜：But you must call this number first.(掏出手机，出示电话号码7474774，旁边注明棺材预订)，Then I will serve you more wine.

武松：（勉强同意，做打电话状）Hello!.......

小二：Here is your wine. But your last meal, I think.你的酒来了！慢慢喝，估计是你最后一顿了。

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（武松冷哼一声。一次次举起大碗，眨眼间十八碗酒就下了肚吃完了，拎着他的棍子就走）

小二：Where are you going, sir

武松：Jing yang gang去景阳冈后面的阳谷县。

服务员：Oh, my god. You want to die There is a tiger there. It has eaten 30 People.

You’d better not go today.It’s dark. 客官万万去不得！如今景阳冈上有只华南虎，天一黑就出来害人，已经害了三十几个人，官府限期叫猎户去捉，冈下都有广告，除了中午，都不能过冈，现在已经快天黑了，你不要命就去吧。我看你还是在我这里住一晚最好。

武松：(醉醺醺地) A tiger I’ll kill it! Look ! I am so strong. I am good at Kong Fu!(秀肌肉，舞弄棍子，踢腿。)老虎我要杀了它！看我有多壮！我的功夫多棒！

掌柜：You are drunk. Don’t go.看你这样子就知道你喝多了，怎么说起胡话了可万万去不得！

武松：(生气) Go away! (摇摇晃晃走了) 切，最讨厌人家小看我了，一边呆着去。

掌柜：（摇头叹气）e mi tuo fo! God bless you! A men! （阿弥陀佛，上帝保佑，阿门）

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第二幕：打虎

（武松提着短棍，大着步，径向景阳冈走去摇摇晃晃地走了一段路，有一只老虎跳出来）

武松：Oh！My god! It’s a real mot her tiger! ( 跪地求饶) Miss tiger. let me go! My mother is 80 years old. My son is only 2 years old. Please. Please! 为什么要

让我碰见这只老虎我才活了几年啊！我不想死！我上有八十岁的老母，下有未出世的儿女，我死了我们全家怎么活呀！

老虎：(大笑) I like pork. I like beef. I like chicken. But my favourite is human meat. Ha, ha….哈哈，我喜欢猪肉，牛肉，鸡肉。但我的最爱是人肉！哈哈哈。。。

（准备扑过去）

武松：（做暂停手势）Stop! Let me have a look. Are you a real tiger 等等，你是真老虎吗

老虎：Of course! Come and see. My fur, my teeth, and my tail! 当然啦！来瞧瞧我的虎皮，虎牙，还有虎尾巴。

武松：Yes, yes. You are real. Can I take a photo I will put it on the newspaper.是的，是的。你是真老虎。我可以拍个照吗我要把它放到报纸上去。

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(掏出相机，准备拍摄）

老虎：Newspaper Super star! Great! Come on! 上报纸太好了。来吧, 拍吧！（摆pose）

武松开闪光灯拍照，啪啪。。。！

老虎：（眼睛被闪花了。东摸洗摸。）Oh, no. I can’t see now! Oh, no!

武松：(举起棍子就打) I will kill you and sell you for lots of money!

（棍子打到虎背上断成两截）

老虎：You cheat me ! I will eat you! ( 东扑西扑)你骗我，我要吃了你！

武松：（用绳子把棍子连接起来）ha, ha. Shuang Jiegun! (舞动起来，音乐《双截棍》)

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老虎：Eat you! Eat you! Eat you!.......（扑，扑，扑。喘粗气）I am tired！

武松一样喘粗气，提棍子再打。被老虎一爪子扇掉！老虎顺势再扑，武松情急之下脱掉鞋子向老虎扔去。老虎接住鞋子，一闻,大叫一声（my god！

Hong kong foot!）瞬时被臭得晕了过去。武松抓住时机上前一阵狂扁。老虎刚要醒来，武松把另一只鞋子在它脸上一晃。老虎一歪脖子，彻底呜呼！

武松：Great！it’s dead. I am too tired.( 枕着老虎就睡着了。鼾声阵阵….)

第二天早上，（公鸡啼叫…喔，喔！）一群猎户走过发现武松和老虎。