搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本

终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐)

终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐)————————————————————————————————作者：————————————————————————————————日期：2Three visits to the cottage三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors（美['dʒænɪtɚ] n. 看门人；守卫）in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we cometo Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper（看门人）, anyhow we can fill ourstomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomasand no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debtcollectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!（收拾家伙挽袖子）Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. ButI feel so sad recently. Because my wife forced meto pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know?I’ve never heart about that. And she asked me toread so heavy books and do so many texts.（拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮）It’s ridiculous. My major ismilitary advice, not English. Why should I readthis?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded（啰嗦的）that I can never bear her.（装作认真状）Wife：My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze[dəʊz](打瞌睡).I’m dizzy.Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed herefor half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Shanghai.(cry) ZhuGeliang：Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.（扔书）Wife：Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see! ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!Wife：Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.（不会抓耳挠腮）Wife：You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If Ididn’t marry here, I'll never in thi s heartrending place now,诸葛亮——崩溃了（捂耳朵忙劝）ZhuGeliang：Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop!老婆——（马上变脸）I ‘m going to study hard at once. Wife: 给书童一个手势Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him thatboss has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!（气愤敲门咚咚咚）Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, theydidn’t see Zhu Geliang as well. Two month passed, the cold winter iscoming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows thereason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to letthem come in whiles his wife is out.SCENE 4: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!（此时刘备用枪指着诸葛亮头幻灯片放无间道）Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me 500yuan, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.（放乞丐的幻灯片）ZhuGeliang: I owe you 500yuan? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man. Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look(扇子指向幻灯片幻灯片放西农地图), although having ambition , you are just a guarder. We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei:（若有所思）I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so smart.Zhu Geliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me toresolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: （面露难色）En…..Zhangfei: （拉刘备到身边耳语到）(Pull) Brother, come here.Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?（幻灯片武状元苏乞儿作弊呢段）Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.（假答案图片）SCENE 5: Outside ZhuGelia ng’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife：Honey!ZhuGeliang：Darling!Wife：Excellent man have a great ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang：I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(（转身悄悄说）) Don’t worried, never missyou!!（出门拜倒在久侯的刘备关羽张飞脚下）ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty( ['mædʒɪstɪ]主公), I will never forget your favour. I must be loyal anddevoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.（结束时放猫和老鼠的结尾）旁白——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波一时间找不到工作不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6场景一刘备家刘备关羽张飞上关羽——大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎刘备——二弟这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门这年头工作这么难找我们三兄弟学历又不高好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀张飞——大哥对了上个月后面山头诸葛亮的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了都好久没还我们是不是应该去要回来关羽——是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了刘备——哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走二弟三弟随我这就上山（收拾家伙挽袖子）旁白——兄弟三人就此上山场景二诸葛亮家诸葛亮上诸葛亮——大叫好我就是绝顶聪明的诸葛亮可我最近却很是郁闷我那个娘子非要我去参加什么大学英语六级考试六级考试是个什么东西我怎么听都没听说过还要我看这么厚的书做这么多的题（拿起手里的金瓶梅给大家亮亮）我以后可是要当军师的！！又不是这个专业的干嘛还要要看这种书老婆——相公（远处喊）诸葛亮老婆上（比较啰嗦）诸葛亮——娘子来了我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一样说起话来我可受不了快老实看书（装作认真状）老婆——相公你的书背的怎么样了诸葛亮——娘子啊这些书看得我头昏眼花光想打瞌睡老婆——哎相公呀你有所不知你看现在外面竞争这么激烈你要是不好好考六级将来拿个硕士文凭以后找不到工作可怎么办呀我们在这个小村子里都呆了小半辈子了你看我连稍微大一点的城市像铁岭都没去过诸葛亮——娘子你看老公我这么有才华以后还愁找不到工作么这些书太简单了统统不用看（扔书）老婆——哼！！你说简单那我考考你诸葛亮——怎么还要考我舌战群儒我都不怕小小考试焉能难道我（对观众说）老婆——我要考你听写（诸葛亮郁闷状）听着apple怎么写desk怎么写诸葛亮——（不会抓耳挠腮）老婆——相公啊你连这都不会可怎么办呀哎呀我错了我真的错了我从一开始就不应该嫁过来如果我不嫁过来就不会流落到这么一个伤心的地方我好后悔呀诸葛亮——崩溃了（捂耳朵忙劝）诸葛亮——娘子莫哭娘子莫哭相公好好看书就是老婆——（马上变脸）这还差不多你知道么为了供你读书咱们家已经欠了外面一屁股债连看大门的我都借过如果这些人上门来逼债我可怎么办呀诸葛亮——娘子你说看大门的？莫非就是呢个看大门的刘备（抓胡子兴奋点头）老婆——正是此人书童你快过来书童上书童——主人有何吩咐老婆——书童听着相公近日温习功课外人一律不见来人就说去国外游玩讲学去了书童遵命旁白——话正说着刘关张三人已经到了诸葛亮家门口场景三诸葛亮家门口刘关张上张飞——大哥我来叫门（气愤敲门咚咚咚）书童——（从猫眼里看看跟张飞头对上幻灯片配李逵的黑脸吓一跳）莫非是来讨债的（思考开门）刘备——在下刘备特来拜访诸葛卧龙先生和她老婆书童——主人说他不在家刘关张——恩？？？书童——哦不是主人主人出去游玩了可能很快回来也可能十多天不回来刘备——那我们就在这等他关羽——他呢么贪玩谁知道他什么时候回来大哥我们还是走吧旁白——三人离去又过了一个月已是深秋三人第二次登门拜访可是仍然没有见着第三次已经是冬天屋外下着鹅毛大雪诸葛亮知道了刘备上门讨债的事情趁这会老婆黄氏不在赶紧命书童前去开门场景四（此段删除）诸葛亮家门口（下大雪）刘关张书童上张飞——大哥下次要见诸葛小儿你先给我老三说一声我把他绑来见你如此劳烦哥哥甚是无礼刘备——哎二弟三弟现在欠钱的都是大爷我们还是再去一回吧一定要诚心诚意才能打动人家（抹眼泪幻灯片放杨白劳与黄世仁咚咚咚敲门）书童——主人今天在家（诸葛亮拿着金瓶梅从身后走过）但是正在看书请你们等一等张飞——（等不及了）诸葛小儿快出来大哥二哥帮我照顾好我七舅老爷他上外甥女。

英语剧本-三顾茅庐

英语情景剧剧本:三顾茅庐Three visits to the cottageAside: Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the FourGreat classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own SWordsman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香）were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, thethree persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhu‟s WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What‟s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audie nce) I‟ve never heart about that. Andshe obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It‟s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife：My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. I‟m dizzy.Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so s erious. If you can‟t pass cet6 to get your master‟s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tianjin.(cry) ZhuGeliang：Don‟t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don‟t need to learn.Wife：Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!Wife：Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can‟t.Wife：You can‟t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning.I shouldn't marry here. If I didn‟t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang：Don‟t cry, don‟t cry, stop! I …m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang‟s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is study ing English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let‟s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn‟t see Zhugeliang as well . Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is out.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let‟s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment! Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money? Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don‟t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own SWordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don‟t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang‟s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can‟t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don‟t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days. ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man. Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I‟m so surprised! I don‟t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us? ZhuGeliang: But I can‟t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don‟t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don‟t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can‟t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me toresolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, co me here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can‟t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang‟s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper：（Happy）Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife：What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years study ing at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife：Honey!ZhuGeliang：Darling!Wife：Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang：I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don‟t worried, never miss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last. Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

七分钟七人英语话剧三顾茅庐

Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind（绑）him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.
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Three visits to the cottage（三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. In this play, we add some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.It is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it. ------Team V

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本

三顾茅庐英文版五人组表演刘：Hi,man,how is everything going?仆：Who are you?关：Baga,this is our big brother ,Mr,Liu,who is handsome and strong.张:Fucking man,who are you?刘：Be polite! Does Mr,Zhu live here?诸葛：Shit, it's Mr Zhuge,not mr.zhu刘：I'm sorry ,does Mr.Zhuge live here?仆：Yes ,i'm his servant ,why do you come here?刘：I want .......张：Fuck off,guy, I saw him,let's go,brother!刘：Yaoxi. (见到诸葛亮，握住诸葛的手），how long no see,i look for you very hard.诸葛：Who are you?关：Baga.this is our big brother ,mr,liu,who is handsome and strong.诸葛：Saoga,why do you look for ma?刘：Oh,well.I want you to be my assistant to help me unite the whole nation.诸葛：Help you? Are you serious?(搓手指，表示要钱）刘：（把钱呈上）诸葛：Is this all?精品文库刘：Not enough?诸葛：No money no talking! See you!刘：Greedy guy!(关张对着诸葛竖中指）刘关张转身离开，然后回来（一天过去。

）刘：Hi ,Mr Zhuge,(朝着诸葛挥手）仆：Stop and be quiet, mr zhuge is resting....关张：Fuck off(关张进去推醒诸葛）张：Ai,guy, are you dead?诸葛：What are you doing? I'm resting. Rude guys!刘：Hi, do you remember me? Yesterday, we had a cheerful talk,and today I take more money to satisfy you.诸葛：Money ? No.today I want a beauty...do you got it?刘：What? Beauty ? Fuck you . Lustful guy.(转身离开）刘关张转身离开，然后回来（一天过去。

超级搞笑之三顾茅庐(英文剧本)

一部经我们精心改变的英语短剧，超级搞笑、绝对震撼。

故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，绝对盗版。

特此分享，以求为以后需要在英语课上表演的你们提供帮助，绝对我超所值，绝对汗，神起……Three visits to the cottageThree visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.（端个牌子，展示每个场景，谁的家）Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei ,Guanyu ,ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! Liubei:Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. （指着关羽的头说，暴打，扑头周星驰）No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go go o累o累~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang ,WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the legend man（传说哥），ZhuGeliang I am a man，not a deity神. And I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What‟s CET-6? Do you know? You，you，you，know，no，you don‟t know?(Ask the audience) and，I also don‟t know. But she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It‟s ridiculous. （背景音乐，凄惨，抱怨）My major is military advice, not English. （苍天啊，大地啊）Why should I learn English啊?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming（畏惧害怕），she is so long-winded that I can never bear her愤怒. Wife：My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. I‟m dizzy.Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can‟t pass cet-6 to get your master‟s degree, it is difficult to find a job.Zhugeliang：but。

【英语剧本】三顾茅庐英文剧本

Three Visits to the HutAs the financial crisis spreads across the world, the three persons — LiuBei , GuanYu , and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao’s corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs.SCENE 1: At LiuBei’s homeActors:LiuBei GuanYu and ZhangFeiGuanyu:Brother!We three have been hungry for days and what should we do? It’s so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it’s impossible that I don’t feel painful, is’t it? But it’s very hard to get work now. You know? We have no diplomas (学位证书),of course there’s no jobs, What are you dreaming about?Zhangfei:Oh,Brother! ZhuGeliang’s wife borrowed us 500 dollars last month , it’s time for us to be debt collecters now.Guanyu: Yeah, Borther! We are as poor as church mouse now.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let’s go! Go～Go～!Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning(催逼讨债)!Aside: And then the three brothers set out to find ZhuGeliang.Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang had been forced to attend CET-6 by his wife.SCENE 2:ZhuGeLiang’s houseActor: ZhuGeLiang , Wife and keeperZhuGeliang: Good morning everyone! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. My major is Military(军人) and I love it so much!I feel so morose(郁闷的) recently. Because my wife forced me to pass theCET-6(College English Test) and obliged me to do so many texts.What’s CET-6? Do you know? … It is ridiculous [rɪ'dɪkjələs], I never heard about that.Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang: My wife is coming, she is so long-winded that I can never bear her. Wife: My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang: These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife: Darling! Now, the competition is so serious. If you can’t pass CET-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of m y lifetime. But never visited a bigger place like tianjinZhuGeliang: Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife: Are you sure? Let me have a test .ZhuGeliang: A piece of cake!Wife: Listen, can you spell APPLE? DESK?ZhuGeliang:Sorry I can’tWife:You can’t? Oh how unfortunate I am! I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I’m wrong at the beginning. I should’t marry here. I’ll never in this heartreading place now. ZhuGuliang:Don’t cry! Don’t cry! Stop! I’m going to study hard .Wife:That’s the spirit! Do you know? We are too poor to support the fees of CET-6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they ask for debts. ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper which called Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper:What’s the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to meet any people, so you must tell the people who calls on him that the boss has gone to study in England.Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.Scene3 outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors:Luibei Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!Keeper: Are these men asking for the debts?Liubei: This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En???Keeper:Oh! No! …I mean… I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not come back this mouthLiubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Let’s go home, let him alone.Liubei:Wait! Noboby knows that when he will come back, thus let’s go home for lunch.Aside:The three men went away with disappointment.Scene 4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside:Three months passed, ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in , whiles his wife is outside.The cold winter is coming! It is extremely cold outside.Zhangfei: Please tell me when you see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here again and again.Liubei: Calm down! Calm down! Now, the borrower is god!Keeper: My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei: Zhu! Come out! Brothers! Take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out! Or I will burn you house down.Guanyu: Silence! We are here for debt not for his life.Keeper: Don’t interrupt! Boss is reading!Liubei: Keep quiet!!!! Show we the way please!Liubei: Mr Zhu, we have hunted you for a long time.ZhuGeliang: Oh! M.r Liu take a seat please. What can I do for you?Liubei: My dailing brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang:I’m sorr y, I have no money, but I can assist you to win the country to pay off my debt.Liubei:However, your wife won’t set you free?ZhuGeliang: That’s too easy! The only thing I need to do is to pass the CET-6. ZhangFei: Verbal statements are no guarantee. How can you realize it?Liubei: I believe that M.r. zhu is a gentleman.ZhuGeLiang:I’m such a brilliant genius that knows astronomy and geography. Besides, I am born with natural beauty and bright beyond people’s imagination. Zhangfei: If so, how can you fail the CET-6?Guanyu: Be polite to the gentleman.ZhuGeliang:Because I don’t want to pass it deliberately. [dɪ'lɪbərɪtlɪ]Liubei: Why?ZhuGeliang: I have been waiting for a brilliant monarch who can offer me a unique opportunity to heal the world.Guanyu: Traffic words!Liubei:Why don’t you do that by yourself?ZhuGeliang: First, I fell it beneath my dignity to serve those who have no vision. Second, I have financial problems.Liu: However, how will you help me?ZhuGeLiang:I will pass the CET-6 straight away with my sliver tongue. Social events are absolutely OK.Liubei: Is that all?ZhuGeliang: of course not! I believe you were filled with ambition, we can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack CaoCao.At last I believe that we can regain the whole country.ZhangFei:How can we trust him? We can’t even afford our own meals. Guanyu:Be quite! Money is not problem. We can loan from the bank…Ho w about you?Liubei: Now, there’s nothing but the bare wall in his house, I suppose I can’tdemand the payment of debt. We’d better take a gamble!Liubei: How long do you need to pass the CET-6?ZhuGeliang: As long as a week!Liubei: OK! We will come to meet you after a week.ZhuGeliang: No problem!ZhuGeLiang: Boy, accompany the guests to the door.Aside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new kingdom. So the couple will apart.Scene5: ZhuGeliang’s hou seWife: Honey!ZhuGeliang: Darling!Wife: Excellent man has a long-range ambition. You must surmount every difficulty to make money, be sure you would not to miss me.ZhuGeliang: I will have a long journey. Please take care of yourself.。

【英文剧本】7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage————By FRIENDSThree visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser1. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity2, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted3 his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group FRIENDS. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own Swordsman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting4 Scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香）were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But thisplay is the result of painstaking5 efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood6 to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors7 in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary8 and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic9 life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, itseems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas10! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose11 recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife：My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze12. I’m dizzy.Wife：Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang：Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife：Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!Wife：Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife：You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang：Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind13 him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand?Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver14 tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign15 the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom16 the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft17 our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper：（Happy）Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife：What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Mastergraduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife：Honey!ZhuGeliang：Darling!Wife：Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang：I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run) ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty18, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.1 advisern.劝告者，顾问参考例句：They employed me as an adviser.他们聘请我当顾问。

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本Title: Three Visits to the Thatched CottageCharacters:1. Liu Bei - Ruler of the Shu Kingdom2. Zhuge Liang - A brilliant strategist and advisor to Liu Bei3. Pang Tong - A military advisor to Liu Bei4. Cao Cao - Ruler of the Wei Kingdom5. Sima Yi - A trusted advisor to Cao Cao6. Guan Yu - A loyal general and brother of Liu Bei7. Zhang Fei - A brave general and brother of Liu Bei8. Soldiers, attendants, and messengersAct 1: Liu Bei's First VisitScene 1: Liu Bei's Palace(Liu Bei is sitting on his throne, troubled by the constant wars and seeking wise counsel)Liu Bei: (sighs) These wars are taking a toll on our people. We need someone wise and capable to help us。

Guan Yu: My lord, I have heard of a man named Zhuge Liang, who is said to possess exceptional wisdom and talent. He resides in the Thatched Cottage。

英语搞笑话剧——三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage主要人物：诸葛亮、诸葛家仆人（朱不亮）、刘备、关羽、张飞、旁白（同时操作电脑）旁白：Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the Four Greatclassical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the maincharacters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and thesymbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, whovisited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him tobe his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helpedthe three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.Now，let’s go into the story.第一幕屋子中，诸葛亮在屋里走着，诸葛亮：Buliang，this classroom is so dirty三兄弟上场，关羽（戴着头巾粘着纸条），刘备（戴着墨镜），张飞（不停打嗝）刘：饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.（伸手，张飞点烟，刘深吸一口，长舒一口气）刘：嗯？没点着，你个废物（伸手打张飞）。

英语六人小品三顾茅庐

管家：谁啊 Who’s that? 张飞：查电表的 I come here to charge the bill of electricity
刘备：我们又来了，麻烦小弟通报一下 We are here again,bother to notice your boss. （屋子里传来悲伤的气息，张飞和关羽抹眼泪）张飞：怎么突然一阵感伤涌上心头 I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.. 关羽：请问卧龙先生在家吗，我们想见一下 Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please.
What do you three take to come here?
张飞：骑马来的啊
Riding a horse ,of course.
管家：…… （管家关门）刘备：oh, he said the money！！
The three brothers come to the stage, with gifts in Zhangfei and Guanyu’s hand
诸葛亮：（小七）
管家：饰
张飞：饰
关羽：饰
刘备：饰旁白：
Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. Zhu Ge liang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers —— Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.

三顾茅庐(英文话剧)

郭楠原创，盗版必究旁白：The end of The Eastern Han Dynasty，Cao Cao occupied the land in the north，and Sun Quan occupied Jiangdong. So, Liu Bei asks Zhu Geliang to help him.东汉末年，曹操割据北方，孙权拥兵江东。

所以，刘备去请诸葛亮帮助他。

第一幕刘备来到门前，作按门铃状，（门铃声响起）。

仆人打开门。

刘备：Hey, man, everything is all right?书童：Who are you?刘备：My name is Liubei. Does Mr.Zhu live here?书童：Fool, it's Mr Zhuge, not Mr.zhu.刘备：I'm sorry ,does Mr.Zhuge live here?书童：Yes, I was his servant, why do you come here?是的，我是他的书童，你为什么来这儿？刘备：I want .......此时，书童咳嗽了几声，搓了搓手指（要钱）刘备：Oh, I konw. Wait a minute，enn.....刘备慌忙的掏裤兜，掏遍全身翻出5角，并继续翻找······书童鄙夷的看他了一眼（作关门之势）书童：No seeing you forever~~~~第二幕刘备再次来到门前，看了看身上的礼品，搓了搓手刘备：This time I must invite to Mr.Wolong.书童：Who is it?刘备：I'm here to check the water meter我是来查水表的书童开门，看到刘备后一脸无奈书童：Why are you?刘备立即捧上礼品刘备：I'd like to see Mr. Wolong. In fact, I want Mr.Wolong to help me.......忽然屋内传来一阵悲伤的音乐（此处播放Some dreams）刘备呆住了，书童顺手拿过他手中的礼品书童：To tell you the truth，my teacher's wish.......Ah, you'll come another day ,please刘备双手作揖刘备：Well, then I will come and visit.书童关上门后，刘备思考刘备：Why didn't I see Mr. Wolong again？第三幕刘备再次来到门前，敲了敲了门刘备：I want to see Mr. Wolong today anyway.今天无论如何我都要见到卧龙先生这回诸葛亮开了门诸葛亮：May I have your name, please?刘备上下扫视了诸葛亮几眼，看到了诸葛亮手中的羽扇，大喜，握住诸葛亮的手刘备：You are Mr. Wolong?I meet you at last！诸葛亮大惊，扯开刘备的手诸葛亮：Please let go of my hand! I'm Zhuge Kongming really. What do you want to do？刘备：Sorry! I'm Liu Bei ! I would like to ask you to help me to r evive Han!诸葛亮：You are the emperor's uncle formerly！Please come in and talk.诸葛亮：Now, t he world will become three parts. So, you can occupy Jingzhou，and Caocao and Sunquan, a trend of tripartite confrontation.刘备：Thank you! And please go back with me,Mr.Wolong! 诸葛亮：How is the treatment?刘备：As long as you want, as long as I have只要你要，只要我有诸葛亮：OK!于是刘备成功请到了诸葛亮THE END。

英语话剧三顾茅庐剧本(精心修改版)

SCENE 1 : Liu Bei's Home
Actors : Liu Bei & Guan Yu & Zhang Fei
Guan Yu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!
Zhang Fei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!
Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)
Liu Bei: I'm Liu Bei. We want to see Zhuge Liang and his wife.
Wife: Darling!
Zhuge Liang: There comes my wife! She loves money, and she talks much.
Wife: My dear, how about your study?
Zhuge Liang: Well, to tell you the truth, these books make me want to sleep.
Wife: Darling! Now, competition is so fierce. If you can't pass the CET-6 to get your master's degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of my lifetime and never been to big cities like Tieling.

三顾茅庐英文剧本

Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be workers in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days. When will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! Liubei: Yu, I feel painful, too! But now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatewife, anyhow we can fill our stomachs. It's very hard to get a job now. No degrees and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 32yuan for his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, itseems that it's time for us to get the money back now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Otherwise we'll be as poor as beggers.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so confused recently. My wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming，she has so much requirements that Ican never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to sleep. (打哈欠).Wife:Darling! Now, compet ition is so serious. If you can’t passcet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tieling. ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husban d and don’t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now, ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hardat once.Wife (laugh): That's right! Do you know? I even borrowed money from the gate wife. What can I do when they ask for the money.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatewife Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! I`d say you are studying English and have no time to meet anyone. Focus on your studying and I will refuse them!!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei WifeZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! OpenWife: (Check from the peep hole) Is it Liubei?Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door) Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and you….Wife: my husband said he is not in.Liubei: EnWife: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my husband is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows thereason that why they come here three times, and orders the wife to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei WifeZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time,let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: Nowdays, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to movethem.(Knock the door)Wife:My husband is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment! Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle, grand father and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The financial crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please wink!Zhangfei (wink)Guanyu: sunflower pressZhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own SWordsman”, which is so popular with lots ofpeople in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good ideaWife: Don’t interrupt Zhuzhu is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quiteAside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come in soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s Ho meActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask you to repay his money.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make Liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my buddy, you have borrowed me 32yuan. When will you repay itfor me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you 32yuan? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man. Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just aguarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can dominate the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ambition.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much abou t affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help meto resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (拉到一旁，耳语) Brother, come here. Everything is fakenow such as the Sanlu milk. Why can’twe find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can use our salary from Caocao to buy the key atfirst.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife WifeAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Wife:(Happy)darling , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money! SCENE 7:Outside ZhuGeliang’s hou seAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , be sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care ofyourself.(恋恋不舍地离开)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour.I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' goAside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage————By FRIENDSThree visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group FRIENDS. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own S Word sman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香）were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageLiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiZhuGeliangAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu : Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei :Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it?But as the proverb(谚语) says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive(抗争) against the Pope(教皇).Now we come down to Caocao's corporation(公司) as gatekeeper , anyhow we can fill our stomachs(胃) between whiles.It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas(学位证书) and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu : Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church(教堂) mouse.Liubei :Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning(催债)!Aside : And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang‟s hous eActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang : Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What‟s CET-6? Do you k now? Y ou?(Ask the audience) I‟ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It‟s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this? Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang ：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife ：My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang ：These books make me want to doze. I‟m dizzy.Wife ：Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can‟t pass cet6 to get your master‟s degree, it is difficult to fi nd a job.I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Y angling.ZhuGeliang ：Don‟t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don‟t need to learn.Wife ：Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang ：A piece of cake!Wife ：Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can‟t.Wife ：Y ou can‟t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn‟t marry her e, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang ：Don‟t cry, don‟t cry, stop! I …m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh) : That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang : Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife : Oh! Y es! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper : What is the matter? Madam?Wife : Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so yo u will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper : Y es! Madam!Aside : While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang‟s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors : Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei : Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let‟s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn‟t see Zhugeliang again. Two mo nth passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snowand very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let‟s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortgage(再按揭) crisis(危机) is so serious, don‟t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyesZhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own S Words man”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before! Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don‟t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang‟s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can‟t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don‟t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted (狩猎)you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved(饥饿) for several days. ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I‟m so surprised! I don‟t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us? ZhuGeliang: But I can‟t help you, I have accustom the life at p resent.Liubei: If you don‟t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don‟t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can‟t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Z hangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can‟t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang‟s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper：（Happy）Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods. Wife：What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money! SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife：Honey!ZhuGeliang：Darling!Wife：Excellent man have a long-range ambition. Y ou should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me. ZhuGeliang：I wi ll have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don‟t worried, never miss you!!(Run) ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Y our Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

【英语剧本】三顾茅庐英文剧本

Three Visits to the HutAs the financial crisis spreads across the world, the three persons — LiuBei , GuanYu , and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao’s corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs.SCENE 1: At LiuBei’s homeActors:LiuBei GuanYu and ZhangFeiGuanyu:Brother!We three have been hungry for days and what should we do? It’s so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it’s impossible that I don’t feel painful, is’t it? But it’s very hard to get work now. You know? We have no diplomas (学位证书),of course there’s no jobs, What are you dreaming about?Zhangfei:Oh,Brother! ZhuGeliang’s wife borrowed us 500 dollars last month , it’s time for us to be debt collecters now.Guanyu: Yeah, Borther! We are as poor as church mouse now.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let’s go! Go～Go～!Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning(催逼讨债)!Aside: And then the three brothers set out to find ZhuGeliang.Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang had been forced to attend CET-6 by his wife.SCENE 2:ZhuGeLiang’s houseActor: ZhuGeLiang , Wife and keeperZhuGeliang: Good morning everyone! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. My major is Military(军人) and I love it so much!I feel so morose(郁闷的) recently. Because my wife forced me to pass theCET-6(College English Test) and obliged me to do so many texts.What’s CET-6? Do you know? … It is ridiculous [rɪ'dɪkjələs], I never heard about that.Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang: My wife is coming, she is so long-winded that I can never bear her. Wife: My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang: These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife: Darling! Now, the competition is so serious. If you can’t pass CET-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of m y lifetime. But never visited a bigger place like tianjinZhuGeliang: Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife: Are you sure? Let me have a test .ZhuGeliang: A piece of cake!Wife: Listen, can you spell APPLE? DESK?ZhuGeliang:Sorry I can’tWife:You can’t? Oh how unfortunate I am! I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I’m wrong at the beginning. I should’t marry here. I’ll never in this heartreading place now. ZhuGuliang:Don’t cry! Don’t cry! Stop! I’m going to study hard .Wife:That’s the spirit! Do you know? We are too poor to support the fees of CET-6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they ask for debts. ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper which called Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper:What’s the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to meet any people, so you must tell the people who calls on him that the boss has gone to study in England.Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.Scene3 outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors:Luibei Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!Keeper: Are these men asking for the debts?Liubei: This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En???Keeper:Oh! No! …I mean… I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not come back this mouthLiubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Let’s go home, let him alone.Liubei:Wait! Noboby knows that when he will come back, thus let’s go home for lunch.Aside:The three men went away with disappointment.Scene 4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside:Three months passed, ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in , whiles his wife is outside.The cold winter is coming! It is extremely cold outside.Zhangfei: Please tell me when you see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here again and again.Liubei: Calm down! Calm down! Now, the borrower is god!Keeper: My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei: Zhu! Come out! Brothers! Take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out! Or I will burn you house down.Guanyu: Silence! We are here for debt not for his life.Keeper: Don’t interrupt! Boss is reading!Liubei: Keep quiet!!!! Show we the way please!Liubei: Mr Zhu, we have hunted you for a long time.ZhuGeliang: Oh! M.r Liu take a seat please. What can I do for you?Liubei: My dailing brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang:I’m sorr y, I have no money, but I can assist you to win the country to pay off my debt.Liubei:However, your wife won’t set you free?ZhuGeliang: That’s too easy! The only thing I need to do is to pass the CET-6. ZhangFei: Verbal statements are no guarantee. How can you realize it?Liubei: I believe that M.r. zhu is a gentleman.ZhuGeLiang:I’m such a brilliant genius that knows astronomy and geography. Besides, I am born with natural beauty and bright beyond people’s imagination. Zhangfei: If so, how can you fail the CET-6?Guanyu: Be polite to the gentleman.ZhuGeliang:Because I don’t want to pass it deliberately. [dɪ'lɪbərɪtlɪ]Liubei: Why?ZhuGeliang: I have been waiting for a brilliant monarch who can offer me a unique opportunity to heal the world.Guanyu: Traffic words!Liubei:Why don’t you do that by yourself?ZhuGeliang: First, I fell it beneath my dignity to serve those who have no vision. Second, I have financial problems.Liu: However, how will you help me?ZhuGeLiang:I will pass the CET-6 straight away with my sliver tongue. Social events are absolutely OK.Liubei: Is that all?ZhuGeliang: of course not! I believe you were filled with ambition, we can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack CaoCao.At last I believe that we can regain the whole country.ZhangFei:How can we trust him? We can’t even afford our own meals. Guanyu:Be quite! Money is not problem. We can loan from the bank…Ho w about you?Liubei: Now, there’s nothing but the bare wall in his house, I suppose I can’tdemand the payment of debt. We’d better take a gamble!Liubei: How long do you need to pass the CET-6?ZhuGeliang: As long as a week!Liubei: OK! We will come to meet you after a week.ZhuGeliang: No problem!ZhuGeLiang: Boy, accompany the guests to the door.Aside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new kingdom. So the couple will apart.Scene5: ZhuGeliang’s hou seWife: Honey!ZhuGeliang: Darling!Wife: Excellent man has a long-range ambition. You must surmount every difficulty to make money, be sure you would not to miss me.ZhuGeliang: I will have a long journey. Please take care of yourself.。

经典英文情景剧剧本《三顾茅庐》(双语)

Three visits to the cottage 三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, thethree persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.旁白——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波一时间找不到工作不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.场景一刘备家刘备关羽张飞上关羽——大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎刘备——二弟这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门这年头工作这么难找我们三兄弟学历又不高好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀张飞——大哥对了上个月后面山头诸葛老师的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了都好久没还我们是不是应该去要回来关羽——是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了刘备——哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走二弟三弟随我这就上山 (收拾家伙挽袖子)旁白——兄弟三人就此上山。

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