初中英语小笑话小短文

初中英语小笑话小短文

笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。我整理了，欢迎阅读!

篇一

When the young waitress in the cafe in my building started waving hello every day，I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.

在我工作的大楼里有间咖啡馆，那儿的女招待每天见到我都向我打招呼。我因此受宠若惊。要知道她至少要比我小15岁。

One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over，she asked，"Are you single?"

有一天，她见到我后，朝我招手示意让我过去。于是，我便走了过去。她问我，“你现在是单身吗?”

Why，yes,"I replied，smiling at her broadly.

“对，是单身。”我满脸堆笑地说。

" So is my mom，”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"

“我母亲也是，”她说:“你愿意不愿意见见她。”

篇二

While traveling in Maine，I stopped in a coastal village to mail a birthday card. According to the pickup schedule on the box outside the tiny post office，I had missed the daily mail truck by

five minutes. I went inside to ask about it.

在缅因旅行时，我来到一个海边的小村庄寄一张生日卡。从小邮局外边的信筒上所写的时间看，刚好在五分钟前邮车从这里把信取走了。我急忙奔进邮局，询问这一情况，“别着

急，信件要到下午才被取走呢。”女邮递员很正经地说。

"Don't worry. Mail doesn't go out until later this afternoon,"the postmistress said in a no-nonsense tone.

“可是外面的邮筒上明明写着取信的时间是上午八点半。”我说道。

“But the sign on the box says that it's picked up at 8:30 in

the morning,"I said.

“噢，”她解释道:“那是我每天从那里取出把它们拿到这里的时间。”

"That's when I pick up the mail from the box and bring it in here，"she explained.

篇三

When we work evenings .we often order take-out food at the office.One night we all gave our orders to Sharon, who wrote the selections on a self-stick note. Unable to find our list when she arrived at the fastfood restaurant, Sharon stepped up to the counter. But before she could speak, the cashier recited the exact order. " How could you possibly know that?"asked Sharon.

在我晚上上夜班的办公室，大家常常订些外卖食品来吃。一天夜里，我们都找沙伦订了食品。她把订单列在一张不干胶的纸条上。等她到了饭店时，怎么也找不到那张订单了。沙伦走到柜台前，还没等她说话，收银员就背出了所有大家订的东西。沙伦问:“你怎么会知道这些的呢?”

"Tt's right there," replied the cashier,"stuck to your chest."

“它就在这儿，”收银页说:“贴在了你的胸前。”