摩登家庭 -第4季第9集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语-打印-word版
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Haley,hurry up! You are gonna be late.
Alex, what are you doing?
I need to document Haley's first standard chain gang.
It's not a chain gang.
It's community service. And leave her a lone.
She feels bad enough as it is.
Okay, I'm torn. On one hand, I'm like,
"Ugh, I have to pick up garbage all day."
And on the other hand, I'm like,
"Look at me in orange."
Aw, that's cute. Send that to me.
Haley had a little run-in with the law in college.
She was arrested for assaulting a police officer. Accidentally. I fell on him.
While evading arrest for underage drinking.
That was on purpose.
They were very lenient with her.
She only has to do community service.
Because I do not have any priors.
Taking a little too much pride in that, sweetheart.
Things can get pretty rough out there.
I couldn't get my hands on any cigarettes.
But I did make you a shiv out of an old knife.
You don't make a shiv out of a knife.
Yeah, you make a shiv out of a rusty spoon or a shard of glass. Or a human femur.
Exactly. Be creative.
It's really sweet of you, Luke,
But there's just gonna be a bunch of drunk drivers
and vandalizers who were stupid enough to get caught. Or stupid enough to use the word "Vandalizers."
It's vandals.
I'm so alone.
They're gonna eat you alive, suburbia.
Mitchell, we're back.
You are not going to believe this.
Cam, do you remember why I didn't want you
to swap out the handles on Lily's dresser?
Because you lack a designer's eye and fear change? No. Because I was afraid two weeks would go by,
and we'd still be using a spatula
to get at Lily's clothes.
Okay, well, we have bigger issues.
Guess what they are cutting down at the park today?
- A tree? - Yes. How did you know that?
I played a hunch.
Not just any tree, Tree-ona elmsly.
Oh, no. That's terrible. That's our picnic tree.
It's a nightmare.
Well, someone's picked up her daddy's gift for hyperbole. They are literally chainsawing paradise
- to put up a parking lot. - Oh, it's too bad.
We have to do something.
Well, if we knew earlier, we could.
I blame myself. I've taken on too much.
What exactly have you taken on?
Are you kidding me? Teaching music?
This dresser handle project? My role in the musical?
Oh, that.
You know what? I don't like your tone.
The understudy's the most challenging role in any production. You have to be ready at a moment's notice
to go on and face a disappointed audience
who was there to see Kenny Van Heffington.
Our insurance guy?
He's breathtaking.
- Really? - Yeah, I hate him.
Anyway, what was I talking about?
Putting new handles on the dresser.
Right. The tree. I have to do something.
I can't live like this.
Manny, while we're young!
He doesn't want to go.
That's why he's taking so long with the primping.
A boy his age should do exactly zero primping.
You ready?
Not in the least.
That's the spirit.