幽默英语面试对话

幽默英语面试对话

是进入职场的`第一个环节，主要适用于外企，下面就为大家带来幽默英语面试对话，供大家参考！

面试官：L

应聘者一：Z

应聘者二：T

:（上来擦桌子，摆放文件，然后回头）Today is the first day of Foxconn Groups job interview. Im responsible for the recruitment 。Im Li. We recruit all kinds of elite from nationwide . Swift horse is very often but bole is hard to find。Im just the bole . It is well known,Our panys

benefits oupy a certain height in the world, Foxconn second, who would dare to say the first?

Wele to the job fair today. Let's start the interview with some questions. Now please make a simple introduce about yourself.

:Good morning. It is really my honor to have the opportunity for an interview. I hope I can make a good performance today and I am confident that I can sueed. My name is WangYe. My father is “Li Gang”. Li,we have known each other ,right? Last night you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you have lost something. I believe that this book must belong to you. (Z拿出一本书，书中夹着

几张100元钱，施接过书，把钱收起来，咳嗽两声，假装正经继续面试。) I have just graduated from XX University with good aility. And also, I have a powerful family background. I think it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this pany. That’s all, and I believe it is enough. Thank you.

: I am very optimistic about you.

:I am almost a saint, I have no shorting. It does not matter where I e from or where I will go. Never expcet me to question, I am not a good questioner. you do not need to keep my words in your mind, because what I say is trivial. If beauty is a sin, I have mitted heinous crimes; if there is wrong with a type, I have made the same mistake again and again; if wise must be punished, I will be hacked in

pieces; if modesty is subjected to be torture, how could I ever escaped in sueed?

: I can felt your modesty .

: What is your ideal? Z

: Don,t talk about ideal with me , Im giving up.

: Do you have an ideal?T

: Never try to spy out my thought, it is an extremely dangerous thing. In such a reality world, I am not sure it is right or not to talk about the dreams. But anyway, everyone should have a dream, in case it es true, right? I once had many dreams in my life, big or small, but now, I just want to get the offer of this joy.

: Ideal is very plentiful, reality is very skinny. 4 years of age I dreams of being the kindergarten teacher, because the teacher unlimited to eat noodles, also can eat while chatting. I can only eat a bowl, can not eat too

slow, can not speak, nor can spill soup on the table or someone else's pants. 10 years old my ambition was to be the daughter of an English teacher, so she would not call me up and recite every day, nor will pulling my ears I have stuttered back. But then I saw her daughter who came back from the United States , Her ears is surprisingly large. 14 years old my ideal is to have a high nose, I often do my homework near a lamp, then squinted to see my silhouette reflected on the wall , Im very sad to find the silhouette of my face looks like a monkeys, no wonder no one from small to big said I look good.......

: Stop!!!

: OH. I,m sorry. It is too sad to recall the past. let's back to the topic. Z. Why shoud I choose you from so many candidates ?

Just as i said, I have a powerful family background. My entering your pany will bring a lot of benefit to both the pany and me. This is a Win-Win situation.