英语开心一刻幽默小笑话

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英语笑话简短爆笑

英语笑话简短爆笑

英语笑话简短爆笑
1. Why is the doctor so angry? (为什么医生那么生气?)Because he has no patience.(因为他没有耐心呀。


笑点:耐心=patience,病人(复数形式)=patients,两个词读音相似,一语双关。

2. What is the longest word in the English language?(英语里最长的单词是?)Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.(Smiles,因为它的首尾字母之间隔了一英里那么长。

)笑点:翻译时需要保留smiles,因为中文不分单复数,这里规避了字面意义上的最长,而是利用了单词mile 的含义。

3. What do you call a deer with no eyes?(没有眼睛的鹿叫什么?)No idea.(不知道。


笑点:deer 和idea 读音相似,这里是谐音梗。

4. Why don't scientists trust atoms?(为什么科学家不相信原子?)Because they make up everything.(因为它们构成了一切。

)笑点:make up 有化妆、编造、组成等意思,这里取了组成的意思。

5. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?(当
雪人跟吸血鬼杂交,会得到什么?)Frostbite.(冻疮。

)笑点:frostbite 有冻伤、冻疮的意思,同时它跟frost(霜)和bite (咬)两个词有关,这里是双关梗。

英语经典爆笑笑话12篇

英语经典爆笑笑话12篇

英语经典爆笑笑话12篇下面是店铺整理的英语经典爆笑笑话,欢迎大家阅读!英语经典爆笑笑话:Keep feeding him nickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside. "Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do? "Yelled back the father,"Keep feeding him nickels!"母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去,她立刻将他抱起,头朝下不停地拍打他的后背,他咳出了两枚一角的硬币,她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道:“你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币,可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?”孩子他爸大声回答道:“再喂他几枚镍币!”英语经典爆笑笑话:Dumas仲马One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas,the greatFrench novelist,with his ancestry. “Why,” snarled the fellow,“you are a quadroon;yourfather was a mulatto,and your grandfather was a negro.” “Yes,” roared Dumas,“and,if you wish to know'mygreatgrandfather was a monkey. In fact,my pedigree beganwhere yours terminates.”有一天,一个人在嘲弄法国大小说家亚历山大·仲马,讥笑他的祖先。

英语幽默爆笑笑话7篇

英语幽默爆笑笑话7篇

英语幽默爆笑笑话7篇下面是店铺整理的英语幽默爆笑笑话,欢迎大家阅读!英语幽默爆笑笑话:Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door:Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.A student,after reading the notice,rubbed out thec.Later Professor Laurie came along,and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out thel.班和笨驴格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知:劳里教授今天不会他的班。

一个学生读了通知后,擦掉了字母c。

后来劳里教授来了,也想开开玩笑,他擦掉了字母。

英语幽默爆笑笑话:A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer.No,ma’am,we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon. Horrified,the manager came runningover to the customer and said,Of course,we'll have somesoon,We placed an order last week. Then the manager drewthe clerk aside:Never, never, never say we are out of anythingsay we've got it on order and it's coming. Now whatwas it she wanted?Rain. said the clerk.一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说:不,夫人,这会儿没有,一时半会儿看来也不会有。

英文笑话带翻译爆笑_50个英语笑话爆笑超短

英文笑话带翻译爆笑_50个英语笑话爆笑超短

英文笑话带翻译爆笑_50个英语笑话爆笑超短爆笑英文笑话带翻译篇一笨小孩A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.一个小男孩走进一家理发店,理发师低声对他的顾客说,“我再也没见过比这个小子更笨的小孩了,你看着,我证明给你看。

”" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.理发师拿出一张1美元的钞票放在一只手上,另一只手上则拿着两个25美分的硬币,把小孩叫跟前问,“你想要哪只手上的?” 男孩拿走了那两个25美分然后走了。

"What did I tell you?" said the barber."That kid never learns!" Later,“瞧我刚才怎么跟你说的?”when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.理发师说,“那小子就不会学精点!” 过了一会,顾客离开了理发店,他发现刚才那个小男孩从一间雪糕店走出来。

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?“嘿,小家伙! 我可以问你个问题吗?Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"你为什么不拿那一美元,而拿那两个25 美分呢?”The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!小男孩舔了一口手上的雪糕回答说,“我要是拿了那一美元的钞票,以后那剪头的再也不会给我钱了!”爆笑英文笑话带翻译篇二五百遍In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through ared light.一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。

【笑话】关于英语幽默笑话短_幽默笑话短信

【笑话】关于英语幽默笑话短_幽默笑话短信

关于英语幽默笑话短_幽默笑话短信在这个快节奏的生活中,找点乐子成了我们不可或缺的调味剂。

而英语幽默笑话,就像是那杯午后的咖啡,提神又醒脑,让人在不经意间笑出声。

今天,就让我带你走进那些让人捧腹的英语幽默笑话,一起感受那些简单却充满智慧的快乐瞬间,说不定还能笑出腹肌呢!一、误解也疯狂记得有一次,我在一个国际交友平台上遇到了一个英国朋友,名叫Tom。

我们聊得很投机,直到有一天,他给我发了一条信息:“I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse!” 我一看,心里咯噔一下,心想:“这哥们儿是不是饿疯了?要吃马?”正当我紧张地想要安慰他时,他突然发来一个笑脸符号,解释说:“哈哈,这是句英国俚语,意思是‘我饿得能吃下一头牛’!”我这才恍然大悟,原来英语里的表达有时候这么直接又夸张,让人忍俊不禁。

从那以后,每次我觉得饿极了,就会半开玩笑地说:“I could eat a horse too!”二、单词游戏的乐趣还有一次,我和几个英语爱好者朋友聚在一起玩“单词接龙”。

轮到我的时候,我灵光一闪,说了一个“banana”(香蕉)。

下一个朋友稍作思考,接了个“analyst”(分析师)。

轮到下一位时,他明显卡壳了,眉头紧锁。

我们都以为他要输了,结果他突然眼睛一亮,大喊:“Stop! I’ve got it! Spyglass!”(等等!我想到了!望远镜!)原来,他是把“analyst”倒过来念成了“tsylana”,然后巧妙地加上了“ss”和“pyg”变成了“spyglass”。

那一刻,我们都被他的机智逗乐了,这场游戏也因此变得更加有趣和富有挑战性。

三、短信里的幽默宝藏在手机短信盛行的年代,我也收到过不少让人捧腹的英语幽默短信。

其中一条至今让我记忆犹新:“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”(为什么科学家不信任原子?因为它们总是编造一切!)这句简短却充满讽刺意味的话,用科学的术语包装了一个日常生活中的笑话,让人在会心一笑的同时,也感受到了英语的魅力。

开心英语笑话

开心英语笑话

开心英语笑话笑话一:Why did the scarecrow win an award?因为他是一位出色的“稻草”标志!笑话二:What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?雪人和雪女人有什么不同?答案是:“Snoman”- 雪人“sNoman”- 雪女人。

笑话三:Why don't skeletons fight each other?为什么骷髅不互相打架?答案是:因为他们没有胆子!笑话四:Why was the math book sad?为什么数学书难过?答案是:因为它有太多的问题!笑话五:Why did the tomato turn red?为什么番茄变红了?答案是:因为它看见了沙发“看红了”(即看见了“红”)!笑话六:Why did the bicycle fall over?自行车为什么会倒下?答案是:因为它没有“稳”!笑话七:How do you make a tissue dance?如何让纸巾跳舞?答案是:你放它“摇摆!”笑话八:Why was the math book sad?为什么数学书伤心?答案是:因为它有太多问题“不解”!笑话九:What kind of tree fits in your hand?什么样的树可以放在你的手中?答案是:手指树(棕榈)!笑话十:Why did the tomato turn red?为什么西红柿变成红色?答案是:因为它抱住了一个“温暖”!笑话十一:What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?当你把雪人和吸血鬼融合在一起会得到什么?答案是:Frostbite!(霜伤)笑话十二:Why are fish so smart?为什么鱼那么聪明?答案是:因为他们在“学校”里学习!笑话十三:Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?为什么自行车不能自己站立?答案是:因为它们是“双车”!笑话十四:What do you call a bear without any teeth?一个没有牙齿的熊叫什么?答案是:Gummy bear!(软糖熊)笑话十五:What did one wall say to the other wall?一面墙对另一面墙说了什么?答案是:I'll meet you at the corner!(我会在拐角处等你!)笑话十六:What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?如果你将雪人和狗混合在一起会得到什么?答案是:Frostbite!(霜冻)笑话十七:Why don't oranges ever get lonely?为什么橙子从不感到孤独?答案是:因为他们总是“伴树”(橙树)而生!以上是一些开心的英语笑话,希望能给您带来一些欢乐!笑话的力量是无穷的,无论是用于减轻压力还是拉近人与人之间的距离,都能起到积极的作用。

英语幽默笑话

英语幽默笑话

英语幽默笑话笑话一:一只鸟的英语水平有一只鸟飞到了一家语言学校的窗户上,看到窗户上写着:“免费学习英语,从零开始。

”于是,它翘起了尾巴,挺起了胸脯,然后大声地说道:“Polly wants a cracker!”(小鹦鹉想要个饼干!)这时,里面的老师听到了声音,走过来看窗户,发现了一只鸟。

老师开玩笑说:“你来这里学习英语吗?”鸟点点头。

老师继续说:“那你可以念一句英文的经典名言吗?”鸟听后想了一下,然后顺利地说道:“Early to bed, early to rise, makes abird healthy, wealthy, and wise!”(早睡早起使鸟健康、富有和聪明!)老师忍不住惊讶地说:“哇,你的英语真是棒极了!你是怎么学会的?”鸟笑着回答:“Well, actually I learned English from none other than Polly the Parrot!”(嗯,其实我是从鹦鹉波利那里学的英语!)笑话二:失踪的手机一天晚上,一位英国中学生在回家的路上,不小心将他的手机掉在了路上。

等他发现手机丢了,已经回到家了,于是他告诉他的爸爸发生了什么事情。

爸爸安慰他说:“别担心,我帮你打个电话,看看能不能找到手机。

”于是爸爸打了个电话,手机立刻就响了起来,但是声音却传来的十分奇怪。

爸爸听后说:“嗨,我是XX的爸爸。

你找到了我儿子的手机吗?”手机那头传来一个陌生的声音:“是的,我找到了。

你是他爸爸吗?”爸爸回答:“是的,我是他爸爸。

”手机那头的声音又问:“那你能告诉我他的厕所在哪里吗?我正躲在这儿接你的电话呢!”笑话三:英语课上的问题一天在英语课上,老师问学生们一个问题:“如果今天是过去的昨天,明天是过去的明天,那么今天是星期几?”结果所有的学生都陷入了沉思,似乎没有一个学生能够回答出这个问题。

就在这时,一个学生举手回答道:“老师,今天是星期二。

”老师听后很惊讶地问他:“为什么你认为今天是星期二?”学生回答:“因为我们是星期一上的英语课!”笑话四:一个有趣的对话一位美国人和一位英国人在一家酒吧里坐在一起,开始聊天。

英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的

英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的

英语爆笑笑话5篇带翻译超搞笑的下面是店铺整理的英语爆笑笑话5篇,欢迎大家阅读!英语爆笑笑话一:Hospitality好客The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-piewithout any cheese.由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。

The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returnedwith a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。

过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You musthave better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。

你在哪里找到的奶酪?”"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.“在捕鼠夹上,先生。

”那小男孩说。

英语爆笑笑话二:太黑了,看不见After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."晚饭后,父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将,这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来,便对正在看电视的儿子说道:“宝贝,去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?”过了一会儿,儿子回来说:“妈,厨房里太黑了,我根本就看不见。

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英语开心一刻幽默小笑话
导读:我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《英语开心一刻幽默小笑话》的内容,具体内容:笑话和幽默的感染力,很大程度上依赖于修辞格的运用。

把修辞格有意识地运用到笑话幽默的创作中去,能够为人们提供更好的精神产品。

下面是我带来的,欢迎阅读!篇一Lookin...
笑话和幽默的感染力,很大程度上依赖于修辞格的运用。

把修辞格有意识地运用到笑话幽默的创作中去,能够为人们提供更好的精神产品。

下面是我带来的,欢迎阅读!
篇一
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctors
consulting-room.
"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why dont you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didnt need the money so badly then."
一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。

"大夫!"他说,"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!"
"天哪,"大夫说,"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?"
"实话告诉您吧,大夫,"穷人说,"我当时还不缺钱!"
篇二
刚来加拿大的时候去买快餐,英文很烂我就说i want combo one,(大号的)后来那个人又说了一大堆英文问我要洋葱cheese(奶酪)么之类的?我
听不懂就一个劲说i want combo one,
后来我看见那个人像中国人,我就直接问他Can you spell Chinese? (你能拼写中文吗?)
然后那个人郁闷了好久我为啥问他能能拼chinese..
后来才发现是speak不是spell............
篇三
Do You Know Santas True Profession?
Consider the following:
1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."
2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.
3. Santa doesnt really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but hes the one who everybody credits with the work.
4. Santa doesnt work a 40-hour week.
5. Santa travels a lot.
Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!
圣诞老人的真实职业是什么?
考虑以下几点
1. 你其实从来没见过圣诞老人,你看见的都是他得助手(他得助手真的
好多,除了过圣诞节的所有父母外,还有职业"圣诞老人")
2. 圣诞老人不想退休,就可以一直当他的圣诞老人。

3. 圣诞老人不会做实事,他都是指挥一堆帮手帮他做完所有的事情,但是事情做得好还是不好,功绩和责任都算圣诞老人的。

4. 圣诞老人实行的可不是朝九晚五双休制。

5. 圣诞老人经常旅行
圣诞老人显然是一个高级职员(please, 这世界上还有比他的工作更好的工作吗?)
篇四
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.
"How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide.
"Exactly one hundred million and three years old.
"How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist.
"Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.
一位游客在新墨西哥游览。

他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。

"这些化石有多长的历史?"游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人。

他是作向导的。

"整整十亿零三年了。

" "你怎么这么肯定?"游客问道。

"哦,"向导回
答道,"一个地质学家来过这儿,他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了,再加上那是整整三年前的事了。

"
篇五
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"Ive got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"Thats wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"
With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."
以为艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览,他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。

"我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。

"店主回答。

"先告诉我好消息。

"画家要求道。

"好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品,还问它是否会在你死后增。

我告诉他会的,然后他买下了你所有的15幅画作。

"
"那太棒了!"画家惊叹。

"那么什么会是坏消息呢?"
店主想了想之后说:"问那个问题的是你的医生"。

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