《诺丁山》经典台词

WILLIAM: Um,Can I help you at all

ANNA: No, thanks. I'll just look around. WILLIAM: Fine.

WILLIAM: Uh,that book's really not great. Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. You'd be wasting your money. But if it's Turkey you're interested in, um,this one ,on the other hand , is very good. Um,I think the man who wrote it has actually been to Turkey, which helps. Um,there's also a very amusing incident with a kebab, um,which is one of many amusing incidents. ANNA:Thanks. I'll think about it.

WILLIAM:Or,in the bigger hardback variety,there's.. I'm sorry. Can you just give me a second

W:Oh! Shit!

W:Bugger!

A:Oh,my God!

W:I'm so 'm so sorry. Here. Let me...

A:Get your hands off!

W:I'm really sorry. I ... I live just over the street.

I have,um,water and soap. You can get cleaned up.

A: No ,thank you. I just need to get my car back. W:I also have a phone. I'm confident that in five minutes we could have you spick -and -span and back on the street again. In the non-prostitute

sense ,obviously.

A:All right. Well ..what do you mean , 'just over the street' Give it to me in yards.

W: Uh,18 yards. That's my house there with the blue front door.

W:Come on in. I'll just...I'll just...Um,right. Right. Come 's ,um,not quite as tidy as it normally is, I fear. But ,um..the bathroom's on the top floor. And the telephone's just..just up here. Here. Let.. Let me,um.. Um,round the corner. Straight on--straight on up. Bugger.

W: Would you like a cup of tea before you go

A:No.

W:Coffee

A:No.

W:Orange juiceProbably not. Um,something else cold -- coke, water, some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest

A: No.

W:Would you like something to eat Um, something to nibble Um,apricots, soaked in honey Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots, and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey, instead of apricots. Um,but nevertheless,there we go there. They're yours if you want them.

A:No.

W:Do you always say 'no' to everything

A:No. I'd better be going. Thanks for your,uh,help. W:You're welcome. And,uh,may I also say,um,heavenly. I'll just take my one chance to say it. After you've read that terrible book,you're certainly not going to be coming back to the shop.

A:Thank you.

W: ,my pleasure.

A:Can I come in

W: Come in.

A: They were taken years ago. I know it was... But I was poor and...It happens a lot. That's not an excuse.