《唐伯虎点秋香》中英文台词(88页完整版)

《唐伯虎点秋香》中英文台词（88页完整版）What's going on?究竟什么事呀？I've waited for 6 hours, why hasn't he come out yet?我等了三个时辰呀，都未出来啊！Usually, he will come out not more than 4 hours.是呀！平常两个时辰左右就出来！Put the rubbish in front of the door.把垃圾放在门口Yes.哦！Let's fight for it...一齐去抢，抢呀！I have gotten the calligraphy of Tong Pak-Fu.我终于抢到唐伯虎的墨宝了Give it to me...我抢到先的…给回我It's mine...是我抢到先的嘛！Master. Isn't one dish of soy enough?一碟豉油够不够用呀，少爷？Slowly, please.慢慢来Many people come for your paintings,少爷，外头好多人来求画why don't you bother?真的不理他们吗？I have no mood to draw.今日我没有心情画画Give them two more baskets of rubbish, that's it.帮我拿几箩垃圾给他们算了Yes.是！少爷Mr. Chuck.祝公子Brother Tong.唐兄Mr. Chuck.祝兄Help, Brother Tong.唐兄，救M呀I think you must have lost all you money again.看来祝兄一定是输得干干净净了You understand me so well.生我者父母，知我者唐兄呀Among the "Four Scholars",江南四大才子之中Everyone knows you love gambling.就以祝兄你为人最为洒脱，众人皆知"Having no money, to live comfortably",所谓风吹J蛋壳，财去人安乐it is your motto, right?此乃祝兄你的座右铭呀You are flattering me!过奖，过奖You're born to be a free-liver.但是比起唐兄的风流不羁In fact, you are much more luckier than me.小弟真的有如天渊之别呀But...只不过…you lose so much money per every two days祝兄你隔几天就一百几十两地输and you come to seek help from me after losing money, 输光了又走来叫救MI don't think I can help you forever.长此以往…也不是办法喔Sure!有见地！Because of that, I tried to risk for the last time.小弟就是有见及此，所以破斧沉舟But I lost the money which I could earn till my death.一次过输清我一生可以输的钱That's 300,000 taels.整整三十万两So, I have to beg you to draw 30 paintings...所以要麻烦唐兄替我画三十幅画in order to save my life.用来还债救M呀I understand pretty well.明白明白Shui, go out first.阿水，你先出一出去Yes, master.是，少爷Damn you, don't you think I owe you that?王八蛋，你把这里当是善堂呀？You need 30 paintings?还要我画三十幅画？！No way!免谈！Please!不要这样啦It's my fault,系我唔好，系我唔好呀！I am now begging you to forgive me.我现在叩头认错You should remember that I lent you the blue magazine when you were a child! 你唔念在当年后生时，我借YPT给你看Also, I always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!你也念在这几年我帮你卖画赚到一大笔吧Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,而且外面有好多人在等候they want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.如果三炷香之后，我拿不到三十幅画出去Otherwise, they'll kill me! Will you help me or not?就将我劈开几份！你帮不帮我？One hour? Well, since you are my brother,三炷香？！不要说做兄弟不照顾你I will write your lament for your funeral.我即管在你灵堂上替你写副挽联Say, "A bastard" or "A scumbag", which one do you like?一写「S有余辜」，一写「S不足惜」Choose between these two.你随便选一句啦！Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me.伯虎，你不要这么绝好吗？I swear if I gamble again,最多我发个DU誓，如果我以后再DU钱的话I will be terribly raped by an ugly woman until death.我就让天下最丑样的女人日夜LJOr until my dick to be rotten.直到体无完肤，摇摇欲坠为止！Is it OK?这样可以了吧？You made such worst oath!这么悲壮的DU誓你都发得出？OK, I will save you for the last time.好！我今次即管再救你啦Man, give me the stationery.人来呀！文房四宝侍候You are such a heroic friend, so righteous! 唐兄不愧忠肝义胆，侠骨丹心…Cut the crap, undress.废话少讲，脱衣Undress?脱衣？What are you doing?搞什么呀？What?这样玩？Fantastic!认真神乎奇技It's worth of being tortured like this!真的是被你打S都值得呀！What is it called?叫什么名堂呀？It's great!利害啦！It's called "Great Eagle".是叫做「雄鹰展翅气吞天下图」It is worth over 300,000 taels.这一幅画已经抵偿到你三十万两Don't bother me again.请你以后不要再来烦我Sure!一定一定！But you really amazed me.不过我更佩服唐兄之处…You used my nipples as flowers.是可以将我胸前的双点作花You used my palms as trees.双掌作树My ass is painted as stone.屁股画石Cloud and mountains are drawn on my feet. 前足作云，后足作山About the eagle,那只鹰which part of my body is used?是用我身体的哪个部份勾画出来的？It's your penis.是用阁下的子孙根I guessed it correctly.果然不出我所料It's great! How wonderful!雄浑激情，勾画出它的神韵呀！I only used your penis to draw the little worm hung in the eagle's mouth. 只不过是鹰嘴上面含着的那条小虫吧！How come you think it's great and wonderful?何来雄浑激情之有呀？！That's good!都好！It's useful anyway.可以转弯的Tong Pak-Fu was born in Ming Dynasty,唐伯虎，于明宪宗成化六年in the year of Tiger.庚寅年，寅月寅日寅时出世He was named Tong Yan.故名唐寅Yan was born in the year of Tiger, so he was also named as Pak Fu.因寅属虎，故又名唐伯虎He was very clever and was good in writing poems and paintings.唐寅聪明绝顶，诗画双绝He was the leading scholar of the "Four Scholars" in Ming Dynasty.位列江南四大才子之首So Tong Yan was the idol of many people.为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像He was envied by many men而最为人津津乐道的because he had 8 pretty wives.就是他拥有八位天姿国SE的娇妻He seemed to be the most lucky guy in the world!恍如神仙美眷，羡煞旁人！Hands up, do you have money?举手！身上有没有一百几十两啊？Please lend it to me first.给我用一用吧！Kidding! So poor are you!有没有搞错啊？得那么少！Pay me now.赔钱啦！You have got money, we can keep on playing now.你有钱，我们就可以继续玩了You always win,每一局都是你赢的I wonder, are you a swindler?不知是不是出术的？I'm lucky indeed!当然啦，我旺吖嘛！Honeys, come and eat the chicken wings!几位娘子，有J翼吃啦Why are you that late?挑完J骨才来呀？这么久Hey, are you ready?好了，你们摆好了吗？We're ready...可以打了！像催M符Oh, my painting of "Hundred Flowers"!我的「百花争艳图」…Please lend it to me to be a mat for the table.现在用来垫一垫桌子Don't be so mean!不是太过份嘛？！You are not dying, you may draw another one any time you like. 你还没S，有空再画另一幅吧But...但是…Cut the crap, play with me.不要再说，我们来猜拳先吧Choi Choi, make it three, four thirty.财财！三叉仔！四块半Drink it!饮！Hurry up!快点啦"Chinese Poems - Tong Yan"「唐寅诗集」What are you doing?你在做什么？Oh, my poetry!我那本诗集呀！Look at it, the table is not well balanced,你看看吧，这张桌常常移动的one book is not enough,垫了一本还不足够bring me two more please.你帮我去多拿两本来吧You lost.头门四九，SHA！You lost again.川门六五，SHA！I lost again?又再SHA吗？Why a bird is missing from my painting?我的「百鸟朝凰图」，何故没了个雀头？Cut the crap!做什么这般劳气啊I have lost a bird from my mahjong.人家遗失了那只一索So I cut the head to represent the lost one 于是剪了那雀头来用着先啰！No big deal!有什么出奇呢？You...你…Mom, what are you doing?娘亲，你在做什么呀？Mom wants to suicide!哎呀，奶奶吊颈呀！Go and take a look of her now...还不快点去看看她吧…Hold it, let's finish this game first.先开牌看一看！Watch mine, I am the winner.双天至尊通S！You jinx!这么邪呀！Money, please.赔钱呀！Mom, are you crazy?娘亲，你傻了吗？I am useless,娘亲没用I've married you to 8 wives,给你娶足八个老婆来服侍你but you aren't satisfied,你都不满足You always have a long face.整天愁眉苦面I think I have to kill myself我S了算了吧Why did you say so?娘亲何必这样讲呢？I didn't blame you!我何时有怨过你半句呢？Pak Fu, you are young and successful.伯虎，你正所谓年少有为，事业有成You are rich and you have so many wives,家财千万，妻妾成群You should be the happiest guy in the world. Right?你应该是世界上最开心的人啦嘛！I haven't said I am unhappy.我没说过我不开心喔So, why do you always have a long face?那为什么你整日黑口黑面？Don't you think your wives match you?是不是嫌几位家嫂配你不上啊？It's easy to get a wife but not easy to get the right one who understands me well. 娘亲你不明啦，千金易得，知己难求Although they are my wives,我和几位娘子虽有夫妻之名they don't really understand my mind.只可惜同床异梦！Don't you think we can't match you?那你即是嫌弃我们吗？We'd better suicide!我们不如S了算吧！What? 8 of you will be hanging together?哗！八个一起上吊How amazing!何其壮观呀！Help!救人呀…Daughters-in-law, are you alright?家嫂…你没事吧？Pak Fu, do you want them all to have suicide?伯虎，你是否要搞到SI横遍野Will you feel happy about that?XUE流成河才安乐呀？I don't mean...我都没说…Let me go, I want to die...放开我啦…我要S啦！Don't do that!你们不要这样啦！Mother-in-law, let us die.奶奶，你让我们去S啦！Pak Fu, can you say something?伯虎，你说句话好吗？Shut up! Listen to me!不要吵啦！It's my fault,是我的错！all of you are very nice.几位娘子贤良淑德，持家有道Cultured and civilized.知书识礼But I should have appreciated, it's my fault.是我不懂得欣赏Sorry, please forgive me.我对各位不起，请大家原谅我！I am so happy about that!你明白就最好啦Hubby, smile, come on.相公，笑一笑吧！Come on, smile.笑一笑嘛！Be happy.我要开心点的！Come on, smile.是啦，笑一笑嘛！Why don't you laugh happily?你看他笑得这么勉强的？You should Iaugh happily!是否不满意？！Come on, be happy.笑得开心一点嘛！笑啦笑啦Show us a happy look.是啦！Let's play...财财，两家好，八皮马，四同四，饮！Pak Fu, see, they always want you to be happy.伯虎，你看看她们多为你呀Don't misunderstand them again,以后你就不要辜负这几位家嫂got me?对你的一片苦心喇Madam, King Ning sends someone here to visit Young Master. 夫人，宁皇派人来要见少爷呀King Ning?宁皇？King Ning is planning a rebellion.宁皇现在正在图谋造反Doesn't he want to recruit you?他派人来…难道想招揽你？Anyway,管他的just ask them to leave. I don't want to see them.你随便的帮我打发他走就算了Madam, they...夫人，他们…Where is Tong Pak-Fu?唐伯虎呢？Our Majesty wants him to be his military consultant. 我们王爷想请他回去做参谋Ask him to come out now.快点叫他出来I am sorry,几位，真是不好意思my son is very sick, he can't receive you.小儿刚患重病，不能见客Please express our sincere thanks to His Majesty.宁皇的好意，心领了Please go back!几位请回吧What a coincidence!又会这么巧啊？！Those we want to recruit always get sick.为什么王爷要请的人都说生病了！But, it's been predicted by Our Majesty already.不过王爷早料有此一着He asked us to bring the doctor here叫我们带同御医来to check his sickness!让我们帮唐伯虎看病！Madam...夫人…Tong Pak-Fu.唐伯虎Isn't he sick?你刚说他病了的？He...he has been seriously sick!他…他是病的很厉害呀！But, how come a patient...病得厉害to have a good appetite to eat chicken wings?又怎么会有好胃口吃J翼呢？Yes, it's strange...Why?就是，为什么呀？It's simple, because...这很简单，因为…I love chicken wings.烧J翼，我钟意食But your mom says you are going to die.但是你老母说你就快要SThat's why he has to eat more before he dies.愈快要S就愈应该要吃多一只If he don't eat now, he will have no chance to eat. 如果现在不吃，以后没机会再吃Are you going to die?你真的就快要S？I am going to die.我真的就快要SIf I don't eat now, I will have no chance to eat.如果现在不吃，以后没机会再吃！But, he doesn't seem to be seriously sick.病得好像唐解元这么好面SE，都很少有喔Doctor, go to feel the pulse of Mr. Tong.御医，帮唐解元把把脉To see how serious is his sickness.看看他有几严重His pulse is normal.唐解元的脉象四平八稳I don't think he is sick!很正常呀，没有什么问题呀！How is he?他怎样呀？Can I be saved?还有得救吗？Let me try.试试啦What's wrong with him?他怎样呀？I haven't experienced such a messy pulse.我从来未听过这么乱的脉象What did you feel?你听到些什么呀？Music!将军令呀！What?什么？I think, you should have to prepare for your funeral. 我看你都是早点准备身后事吧See you, Mr. Tong.唐解元，我们告辞啦！We shouldn't have wasted our time...早知你是这样to recruit a dying man, let's go.就不要浪费我们的时间，我们走！Doctor, please save my...御医，你救救我…Bastard, kneeI down.衰仔，跪低Do you remember?你记不记得You took an oath in front of your dad's grave,你曾经在你S鬼老爸灵前发过誓you never show others to know your Kung-fu!说不会泄漏你识武功这个秘密Why have you shown Kung-fu just then?为什么今天又要破戒呢？I remember, but it was an emergency.我记得，但是刚才情势危急I just used my Kung-fu况且我只是用内功to change my pulse only, no big deal.改变了自己的脉象吧But, in case...不怕一万，只怕万一if our enemies discover that...一旦被唐家的仇人发现you are the successor of Tong's Family...你是霸王枪的传人you will be in danger.你即时有S身之祸的！Mom, who are our enemies?娘亲，我们唐家的仇人究竟是谁？Why don't you tell me?为什么你一直都不肯告诉我？I was afraid you'd look for trouble我以前不告诉你是因为你年少气盛since you were young.怕你自找麻烦But, you've grown up,但是现在你都已经长大I should tell you anyway.我亦不怕告诉你知We have 2 enemies.我们唐家是有两大仇人One is called "Evil Scholar".其中一个是夺M书生He fought with your dad当年他们二人for the ranking championship of weapon.为了争夺兵器谱上的排名，决定比武I was afraid he would play tricks,我恐防夺M书生会使出诡计暗算你爹So I stayed and watched over their duel.所以一直在场监视着他Let me trap you instead.让我来暗算你这个贱种夺M书生Brother Tinho, you will be the winner, don't worry. 相公，你赢定了，放心吧Higher than you.高过你！Go to hell.去S吧！What is it?什么来呀？Chussy.朱茜！Watch out.小心呀！Go to hell.S啦！Chussy, you...朱茜，你…Be careful!小心呀！No way! I have to use the last stance!不行啦，唯有用绝招啦！Go to hell.去S吧！Chussy,朱茜what the hell are you doing here?你究竟在这里来搅什么家伙啊？I...我…Be careful!小心呀！Don't go, you should tell me what you are doing here. 不要走呀！你说清楚在搞什么鬼呀！I love you, so I want to help you.我爱你，所以想帮你呀！Don't you think the red beans can help me?帮我什么？撒这些没有用的红豆It's not red beans,这些不是红豆！it's my new invention: Tiny Bombs!这是我新发明的暗器霹雳雷珠What? Tiny... what?霹什么雳什么雷什么呀？Don't look down on it,你不要小看它呀！it's really powerful when it blow.它爆炸起来威力无穷What? Powerful... what? It will blow?威什么力什么？会爆？Damn you, Chussy, do you want to play tricks?小喇叭，朱茜你是不是要玩S我呀？The Killing Sword Stance of the "Evil Scholar"?书生夺M剑？！In the most critical moment,就在这最危急的关头your dad attacked him...你阿爹突然使出世间上with the most horrible weapon in the world,最恐怖最吓人的独门暗器he changed the whole situation.将整个局面扭转了！Watch out.看暗器My Wonder Spear!霸王回马枪Where is the spearhead?没枪头的？Why?怎么会这样？That's why dad died in great sorrow.难怪阿爹最后都郁郁而终He couldn't imagine你阿爹想不到夺M书生Evil Scholar could break the steel-made spearhead.连精钢制造的枪头都可以打断Before his death,所以他在临S的时候he made an invincible spearhead!就特别制造了这个坚硬无比的寒铁枪头It was because he worried that "Evil Scholar" would kill our whole family. 以防夺M书生赶尽S绝How about another enemy?但是你说我们有两大仇家Who is the next one?另一个是谁呢？She was your dad's girlfriend, she fought with me for your dad.另外一个就是当年跟我争你阿爹的情敌But she married later.不过她已经嫁人了I don't think you will meet her again.看来都没什么机会再撞到的啦Get lost, don't bother me to have gambling.让开啦，不要阻着我们发达呀！Mom, I want to leave home for few days.娘亲，这几日我想离家出外几日I will seek shelter.暂避风头I am afraid the people from King Ning will come to bother us again.因为我怕宁皇会再派人来找我麻烦You should bring along the invincible spearhead with you最紧要带着这支寒铁枪头for your safety.以防万一呀Bear in mind!记着呀！Let's e on.开局呀…开大细呀！来呀！Since your dad lost in the duel,由于当年你阿爹打输了Now, on the rank of weapon,所以当今兵器谱上面the Killing Sword of Evil Scholar is the 1st runner-up.书生夺M剑排行第二Our Tong's Spear is the 2nd runner-up.我们霸王枪排行第三Siu Lee's Dagger is the 3rd runner-up.小李飞刀紧随第四Move!把脚缩开啦Who is the champion?那排名第一的是谁呢？The mom of Dagger Siu lee,那就是小李飞刀的娘亲but she passed away.可惜已经过身了Oh, what a pity!原来就是小李老母飞刀，真可惜！Cut the crap, why not play with me?聊那么多干嘛？来猜两拳先啦！Choi Choi, bingo, make it six.财财呀，一定中，你的帽Drink it.喝呀！You are too poor to compete with me.你真没用！走开啦- Get lost! - I wanna play with mother-in-law. 走…我跟奶奶猜Choi Choi, make it three, why not nine...财财，三叉仔…You lost, drink it.奶奶，你输了呀，喝啦I won't scare.喝就喝I am so miserable.我的心又悲，我的心又痛My wives are abnormal housewives.八个老婆都恶搞一通But others envy me so much.人家当我享尽齐人福In fact, I am lonely.其实空虚寂寞兼且冻，兼且冻Look, the "Four Scholars" are over there.你们看！江南四大才子在那边呀！Go and have a look, hurry up...快点过去看看，快点啦…You can never escape.想走？！飞不出我的五指山！Brother Pak Fu, there is a crowd of people. 伯虎兄，很多人呀！We come here for a tour,今天我们江南四大才子来到游山玩水that's why the girls are that crazy.难怪那些女子如此疯狂了！That's why!难怪难怪Pals,各位各位why not have a poem competition?今天大家如此高兴，不如吟首诗哩！Very good idea!征明兄提议的好Why don't you start first? Brother Man-bun.文斌兄你先来哩？I am the best in this field.强项啦"There are many geese under the mountain."「山下一群鹅」"They rushed down to the river."「嘘声赶落河」"Let's roast a goose."「落河捉鹅医肚饿」"After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw."「食完回家玩老婆」Good, very good.好句好句Very good!绝句绝句Isn't it that funny?真的那么好笑？I wonder, why is he always so enjoy when he is in a trip? 点解唐兄每次出游都那么豪情奔放呢？！I envy him so much.乐极忘形，实在令人羡慕羡慕Be frank,讲开又讲啦！he is the best in writing poems among the "Four Scholars". 在江南论文章，唐兄才高八斗And he is an excellent artist.论丹青，妙笔生花He is really a great genius!这是真真正正的驾势堂呀！Right! I envy him his talent for music.没错，更令人羡慕的就是He is very good in playing musical instruments.他在音律方面都有很高造诣That's right, I know playing...那倒是，古今中外各种乐器all kinds of musical instruments.我那样不玩得出神入化呀？！Recently I have studied a new kind of western music, 最近我还研究了一种西洋敲击乐器it's great!很得的Let's play it together if we've a chance.有机会可以跟大家一齐研究一吓Sure.一定一定But I envy you...依我说唐兄最令人羡慕之处because of your wives.莫过于艳福啦Everybody knows your eight wives...人人都知唐兄家中are so pretty.有八位夫人个个貌美如花，国SE天香I don't think you will have any regrets in your life.做人能像你这样，夫复何求呢？！I envy you so much.羡煞旁人呀Bravo...利害，利害There is something attractive.似乎有好囡看See, there is a beauty on the bridge.唐兄你看一看桥头上She seems to be lonely.有个婀娜多姿的美女，只影形单Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl. 不如这样，你即场示范一下你的泡妞大法To let us learn from you!给兄弟学习学习哩？Well...这个嘛？It's the welfare for your friends, so?事关大家的福利，没问题吧？I am glad to demonstrate it.义不容辞啦Go.去啦！Miss.小姐What's the matter?什么事呀？公子？Go, go...上！上！May I put my head on your shoulder?没什么！我想借小姐的肩膊搭一下Is it OK?不知有没有问题呢？No,这怎可以呀？I am a girl, a decent girl.我是一个黄花闺女来嘛！I know, I want to make my friends happy, that's all. 我知！我只是想应酬一下朋友罢了In fact, I am Tong Pak-Fu.其实在下正是唐伯虎So what?唐什么伯什么虎什么呀？I don't know you.我都不认识你I will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.你再不走我可要叫啦How about paying you I tael?这样吧，我给你一两银做做样哩？！Who do you think I am?一两银子？你当我是什么？Make it ten.起码都十两啦！That's too expensive, why don't you rob?你都要十两？不如去抢？！Right, I am robber.不错，就是抢Give me all your money.后生仔，拿钱来！Go to hell.S啦！Punch you!打你！What's wrong?搞什么鬼？No need to punch her like that?不用这么重手呀？Robber! It's a ladyboy!抢钱呀，这个S人妖！Ladyboy?人妖？I love it. Hold it.我喜欢喔！拿着！Damn it. He is being the first to!真可惜！被他抢先一步呀！Look, so many people!你看，好多人呀！Yes, it's crowded.是呀，好热闹呀！Chung-heung, Ha-heung, shut up,春香，夏香，吵什么呀？behave yourselves.不要失礼呀！What's going on?什么事咁多人呀？Madam Wah and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping. 今天华太夫人带同婢女四香入庙进香呀！The maids are all pretty,听说个个都如天仙下凡especially Chou-heung.尤其是秋香最靓女喔！Who is she? Who is Chou-heung?哪个呀？哪个是呀？Look! That way.呢…那边呀！Chou-heung.秋香！Damn, she is not pretty at all.车！这很普通喔！You know,又不是嘛伯虎兄pretty woman is like flowers.要知道美女这东西跟鲜花一样You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.需要有绿叶的衬托才会显出娇美喔Look once more.多看一次吧！Pretty woman!美女Woo, she is really pretty!这么再看她真是美得利害喔！Let's go in the temple together.我们一起入庙To look for fun!找着数啦吧！You will be our leader!看你啦！Follow me.强项啦！Give me...给我，给我吃…Make way... go that way!走开点呀…走过去！Let's use of any chance to take their advantage. 稍后一有机会，就涌过去大肆搜掠一番啦Sure.一定啦！Give the beggars some bread.施舍一点给乞儿吃啦Yes, Madam.是，夫人Yes, Madam.是，夫人Give it to me.有吃的了…给我…Go.上Go!涌呀！Be merciful!施舍一下啦I want any kind of bread. Come on.什么包都要呀！来…拿来It's yours, everyone will get his share.你的…大家都有份…Don't fight for it. It's yours.不要争啦I haven't eaten for a long time,我很久都没吃过东西please give me some bread.求你给我个包啦Auntie, this is for you.大婶，这个你的Help! I am damn hungry!救M呀，很肚饿呀Are you hungry? Eat this.你肚饿呀？那你先吃啦！What? One is not enough?怎么了？一个不够呀？One more for you.多给你一个吧！Come over, here are some bread!你们过来吧，这边还有呀！Be good, come on, eat this.乖，来，吃吧I've got it,原来当今世上最美丽的笑容the most pretty smile is the smile with love.就是充满爱心的笑容I have found my dream lover.天啊，我已经找到我的理想She is Chou-heung.她就是秋香Miss, are you coming to worship God?咦，小姐，拜神呀？It's good to worship God, so you will be blessed. 好的，拜得神多自有神庇佑呀Let me do it for you.让我来To worship God...求神…"It's prohibited to speak loudly in the temple." 「寺内严禁喧哗」Pal, chase the ship of Madam Wah.兄弟，立即帮我追一下华府的官船Fine!好的Be careful...小心…小心…Sir, you are wise公子，你真是识货啦to choose my ship.那么多船不选就选中了我这艘船My ship is the most speedy one.我是出了名的快Really?是吗？Hey, your ship is sinking.喂，你的船在下沉呀Yes! It's speedy to sink as I said before.是呀！沉得快嘛What's wrong?你搞什么呀？！I am in a hurry!我在赶时间呀，大哥！I think you are chasing Chou-heung.看你那个样子，一定是追秋香姐哩？！How do you know that?你又知道？I have seen many rich guys of your kind before. 你这种富家公子年中见不少啦But it's useless不过只是在华府门口to court her outside Wah's house.转来转去沾不到便宜的！What good idea will you suggest?那你有什么好招呢？You should go and work inside Wah's house. 要想办法混进华府才行嘛！Suggest some idea to me please.那你就教我一两招吧！No problem. It depends on your offer.招不是没有，看你懂不懂啦Alright. I will follow your advice.一切都听大哥的话啦Listen to me...那你听住啦！You can't move no matter what happens! OK? 我稍后便开档，等一下打S你都不能动！You said you would pay me!你说将卖得的钱都全给我Don't cheat me!你不要赖皮呀！How can I cheat a wise guy like you?以你的智慧，那里有人骗到你呀？That's right.那也是Cheap man!明益街坊呀A brand new cheap man for sale.全新第一手好靓的孝子大平卖呀！Come and have a look!不买也来看看啦！I'm so poor!我很惨呀…Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?哥仔你大清早在这MAI身ZANG父But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning. 太不吉利了吧？I don't want too.我都不想呀！You look familiar,点解你看来好面善嘅？where did I see you before?我们在哪儿见过呀！Really?是吗？It doesn't matter, let's make friends now.所谓相逢何必曾相识呢？Why don't you be merciful, buy me please.不如两位姐姐，可怜一下我吧…What a pity?真是惨啰We need a workman indeed, why not...横竖我们正缺个下人，不如就…I am poor, I want to sell myself to bury my whole family! 我好惨呀，MAI身ZANG全家！Kidding?!不是吧？Be merciful,两位姑娘你们可怜一下我吧my family died last night.我全家六口一晚S光I am sick with tuberculosis too, why not buy me?我身染十级肺痨May be, I'll cut half price!半卖半送，你买我啦！He is miserable,石榴，看他真是惨很多呀why not buy him to be our workman?不如都是买他返华府吧啦！So, buy him.那就买他吧！Lady, first come first serve, I come first.姐姐，我先来的喔！It's not a matter of priority.这不是先后的问题嘛！He has to bury his whole family对呀，人家家里S了六个and you have to bury your dad only.你家才S了一个I do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two. 我都很想帮你，但是我很难做嘛But, I am miserable too.但是我都很惨的喔Then show me how miserable you are.那你有什么惨事，你说出来呀Well, I...我…See how dirty are my fingernails?你看我几天没有剪指甲It's miserable, right?难道这还不够惨吗？Wong Choi, don't die! Don't die.旺财…旺财，你不要S呀！旺财…You have followed me for a long time,你跟了我这么久you're so good to me.对我有情有义肝胆相照But I have never given you sufficient food.可是大哥我连餐饱饭都没让你吃过I am damn sorry.我对不起你呀！Watch out!小心呀！Siu Keung, how are you?小强！小强你怎么呀？小强？Don't die, Siu Keung, don't die.小强，你不要S呀，小强We have suffered for such a long time,我跟你相依为M，同甘共苦了这么多年I treated you as my relative.已经当你是我亲生骨肉般供书教学How can you leave me like this...想不到今天白发人送黑发人呀…Sister Chou-heung, they are both miserable,秋香姐，他们两个都这么惨what'll we do?怎么办？Let's wait and see.看定先再说啦。