搞笑小英语话剧剧本葫芦娃兄弟长大之后

葫芦娃长大之后……

主持人１：

Hello, everyone!Welcome everyone to we the program"childhood classic bottle gourd child" album today.

大家好!欢迎大家来到我们今天的节目“童年经典之葫芦娃”专辑。

主持人２：

时光匆匆，转眼２０年过去了，那么现在的葫芦娃们变成了什么样呢？

The time turned an eye to pass by for 20 years in a hurry, what kind did so current bottle gourd the children become?

让我们有请葫芦兄弟！

Let us have already invited bottle gourd brothers!

大娃：

大家好！我是葫大娃（红娃）大家还记得我么？我的本领是：大力士，变大，巨人。Hello, everyone!Is I it big Hu child(red child) everyone that still remember me?My skill is:The muscle man becomes big, giant.

主持人１：

哦，是大娃。那大娃啊，这么多年来你们兄弟几个都在干什么啊？

, Is a big child.That big child, so many in the last yearses your brothers how many all at dry what? 大娃：

唉，别提了。还能怎么样啊，长大了就失业了呗。去应聘电影版的葫芦娃人家说我们太老了，不要咱。

It is alas, don't lift.Return ability how, grow up unemployed Bai.Accepting appointment bottle gourd child's somebody else of movie version says that we are too old, not we.

主持人２：

什么？失业了？不能啊，你可是我们８０９０后心目中的英雄啊……现在我还会唱那个主题歌呢……（唱：葫芦娃葫芦娃＾……）

What ? Be getting more unemployed ? Not ability, you are us 8090 empress hero within heart ……do I also sing that topic song now ……

主持人１：

别打岔！大娃啊，这个，你们下岗之后又发生了些什么事呢？

Don't interrupt! Big child, this, after you are unemployeed took place again what matter?

大娃：

下岗后我们就搬家了，唉，这岁月不饶人，爷爷年纪大了．我们几个年纪也大了，娶媳妇的娶媳妇，上学的上学，生活让人亚历山大啊．．．．

We moved house after being unemployeed, alas, this time and tide waits for no man, the grandpa is getting older. we a few ages also old, take a wife of take a wife, go to school of go to school, life let person, Alexander,....

四娃：

大哥，我来了！我来了！

Eldest brother, I came!I came!

（气喘吁吁）你怎么不等我啊？

How don't you wait me?

主持人一：

唉？这不是我们的四娃么？你这是？

Is alas?Aren't these our four children?You this BE?

四娃：

奥，那个啥．你们不是请了我们兄弟俩么？路上出了点儿意外……咳咳，就来晚了点。Ao, that what.you not is invited us brothers a pair?On of road point s on accident ……cough, come right away night order.

大娃：

不是，四娃。别动别动，你脸上的伤是怎么回事？你和路上那家伙打架了？

Be not, four children.Doing not move doesn't move, is the wound on your face what is the row? Did you fight with road that guy?

主持人：２

打架？

ｆｉｇｈｔｉｎｇ？

四娃：

那混蛋说他叫黑猫，是干警察的，丫的，敢打老子，改天把兄弟们都叫上分个高下！

That bastard says he calls black cat, is to do a police, Ya of, dare to beat Lao Tze, another day call the brotherses all last cent superiority!

主持人１：（看表）

咳咳……两位。其实我们今天还请了两位你们七兄弟的老朋友来到现场

Cough ……2.In fact we still pleased today two y ou the old friend of seven brotherses arrive at the spot……

大娃:

老熟人？

Old acquaintance?

主持人２：

保持神秘感才……

Keep mysterious feeling just ……

四娃：

我说：谁？（生气大吼）

Ｉｓａｙ：Ｗｈｏ？

（蛇精与蝎子精跳出来）：

哈哈，是我们啊。小娃娃！

Ha ha, is us.Small doll!

大娃四娃楞住：转身对两个主持人扳手指冷笑：

四娃：

丫丫个呸

你什么意思？老子今就给你点教训，让你知道花儿为什么这么红！

Are you what mean?Lao Tze now order precept for you, let you know flower why so red!

大娃：

哼哼……

眼看动起手来，六娃突然跳到台上来大喊：